January 19th, 2010
Shorty Like Mine
At what point do short shorts just become underwear? Honestly, even Daisy would be embarrassed at the shortness of those dukes!
Texas
At what point do short shorts just become underwear? Honestly, even Daisy would be embarrassed at the shortness of those dukes!
Texas
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maybe he just forgot he didn’t put pants on……wonder if there’s a breeze….
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Yeah, but check out those legs!! WOW is all I can say.
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side note: Is it just me or is there something very irregular about his right leg/knee?
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Someone tell that man he forgot to put his pants on!!
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Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your pants on the ground.
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
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What kind of lotion is he looking for exactly???
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OMG…thankfully it is the rear view, therefore, I only need a mild bleaching of the eyes.
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TOOOOO funny!
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great look.
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Ok, I’ll say it again for the hundredth time…what is wrong with people???
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…I’M TRYIN’ TO GET MY SON TO PULL HIS PANTS UP & THIS DWEEB TAKES HIS OFF!!!…IT’S JUST WRONG!!! BESIDES, THAT JUST LOOKS GAY…
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Well, at least he shaved his legs.
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Are we all sure it is pants? Please tell me this isn’t just his shirt. And please tell me this isn’t the next new IN thing…..your sick dude
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Ok, get past the jacket, the boxer briefs, & check out those socks. Classic
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Maybe his favorite song of all time was sung by Rod Stewart “if you want my body and you think I’m sexy come on sugar let me know. If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on honey tell me . . . “
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I’ve NEVER seen men’s shorts, even young men and boys shorts that short. Even men’s boxers are longer than that. That are likely shorts for a teenage girl.
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Who likes short shorts?
We like short shorts. ( In hot weather on young good looking bodies)
Who wears short shorts?
Not the right people.!
Annette Funicello & Frankie Avalon would hurl if they saw this
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January 19th, 2010
white trash….need i say more.
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Everybody in the picture is walking! Yaaaaaaay!
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Perhaps this guy is sleepwalking and living his nightmare of leaving the house with no pants.
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hopefully he is wearing something under his underwear… if he sits down something is going to pop out ! eww!!lol
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maybe he’s trying to be like the emperor on “The Emperor’s New Clothes”. he wanted to try out his new invisible pants.
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OMG! Where are the clothes police when you need them??
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I’m not looking forward to see the front….or to know what would happen if he was wearing those on a windy day…
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You wear short shorts. I wear short shorts.
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THAT’S where they keep the Cetaphil… I was looking for it EVERYWHERE.
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He’s got legs….He knows how to use them….
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Depantsed.
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January 19th, 2010
If he’s elderly and lives alone it is entirely possible he forgot his pants. Alzheimers is cruel and pray it never happens to someone you care about.
I think this photo is fair game to be up because it’s impossible to know. I’m just saying it’s another possible explanation.
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See, a prime example of why I am scared to bring my children with me while shopping at WM!
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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I love the black socks. They make the outfit!!
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Blame the cold weather–his brain froze before he could protect it with pants.
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looks like the lotion aisle….. wants to keep them silky smooth
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We are supposed to speculate that this person has Alzheimers because the subject in the picture is wearing blue coat and a tan cap. “Joel” was the indivdiual that decided to share his above average knowledge of Alzheimer patients clothing choices.
You have the mentality of a small soap dish.
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reminds me of when homer simpson said ‘do i have my pants on?’
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good thing he shaved his legs……but i think hes still a little rinkly……ewwwwww old guy legs…..kill me now
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*singing*..’he wears short shorts, we wear short shorts…’
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he’s got legs…and he knows how to use them.
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I have those “shorts”, they are really printed boxers. Perhaps he was participating in the whole no pants day thing in NYC?
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I was beginning to wonder if these guys would ever use one of my pictures…I should of got one of him bending over…that was fun to see…
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@ Innocent Nebraskan
I didn’t reprimand anyone, or preach this person has Alzheimers. We don’t know. I do know of elderly people with Alzheimers where this type of thing would not be out of the ordinary if someone didn’t stop them. I was just saying it was another option. Nothing more, nothing less.
Remember the glory days of this site? The shots where someone would wear a t-shirt with a saying that made your jaw hit the ground? The guy that likes cake, the person regarding the corpse, the eldery woman with letters emblazed “don’t ask me for sh*t? That was the stuff that started the site. It was amazing to a normal person that someone would purposely wear something in public that announced to the world they had the I.Q. of a barn fly.
I believe the purpose of the site was/is to give a laugh to normal people with stuff a person just doesn’t see every day. My brain couldn’t have ever imagined there were shirts out there like we’ve seen….let alone that someone would wear it. The majority of the photos on this site are people just asking for a reaction. The site is hillarious.
What is becoming sad on the comments section are the people who clearly have low self esteem and have to say something vulger, swear, or hateful at EVERY photo. The people that run the sight many times are the funniest and they do it cleanly. A few people need to think more before they comment, and some need to lighten up as they are wound way too tight.
I thought your comment was well thought out so I’m not talking to you regarding the commenters. Again, this photo is good PoWM stuff. Was just saying there might be other options. No one should feel guilty about having fun with this photo.
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Yeah, yeah, this will get the dislike button, too… oh well. LOL
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He’s got nice legs.
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January 19th, 2010
JOEL: not being able to hear the tone of voice someone is typing with it is sometimes hard to understand exactly how things are meant. I’m relatively new here at POWM and I expect to see my pic here anyday LOL!!! Whenever nasty language is used I normally check thumbs down because it just isn’t necessary. And whenever there is a woman of any kind and the same person says “I’d do her” or something similar gets really old really fast and I’m sure offends most of us. I’ll admit I thought you were reprimanding some of us and I apologize for taking you wrong. It is really amazing what some people actually wear (or don’t wear) in public.
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January 19th, 2010
He dosn’t look that old to me and I actually think what you all see as shorts is actually a shirt tail below his coat. I hope he has someone to gather him up and find more appropriate clothing. This sight is funny but sad too .
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January 19th, 2010
Im going with the running shorts route
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January 19th, 2010
Wow, is this Sunday service or an evangelist convention?
Geez Joel, thanks for your permission to comment.
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January 19th, 2010
“Aw, those punks pantsed me again. The hell with it, I’ll just leave ‘em off.”
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all I had to say when i saw this was “WHAT THE F***!”
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I hope that store is well-heated. Goose bumps all over those legs will not improve the overall impression.
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January 19th, 2010
Whoop, there it is! Whoop, there it is! Whoop, there it is!
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January 19th, 2010
i’m calling photo shop on this one. i think the other shoppers would at least be staring at him or something. the legs look too blurry.
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January 20th, 2010
I can explain the photo because I was there. He was not elderly and he loved every bit of attention he got. I would never take a photo of someone who I thought was handicapped….in any way.
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January 20th, 2010
I got to the store and discovered I’d forgotten to put my pants on, but I thought ‘to heck with it’ I’ll do my shopping anyway.
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January 20th, 2010
Hey, at least he has socks on
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January 20th, 2010
All I can say is . . . meeeooow
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January 20th, 2010
WTF I THINK HE FORGOT HIS PANTS
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January 20th, 2010
I was scrolling down the picture thinking, what’s so bad about this?, then BAM the shorts. Gotta love POW. Just when you think it’s okay to look…another priceless gem!
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January 20th, 2010
he may forgot his pant’s,but he didn’t forget his coat,,,,,,, lately it’s been colder than hell-o in my part of texas,,,,,,,, down to 9 one nite,hope this is the warm part of the state !!!!
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January 20th, 2010
They are running shorts. Admittedly not my style, but popular with a lot of older runners.
http://raceready.com/men/shorts.html
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January 20th, 2010
Oh my. I am puzzled by the pairing of the short with the jacket and ballcap. The top of his body looks very “average Joe” but then your eye lands on what I think are WOMENS jogging shorts from like the 80s.
If mullets say business in the front party in the back, WTF is this guys outfit saying??
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January 20th, 2010
I don’t understand how men can feel comfortable in shorts like that. I just.. seriously don’t. If my shorts don’t go past my knees, I feel exposed…
This is sickening.
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January 20th, 2010
now just think for a min……………..if u think the GOD dosnt have a funny bone take a good look at this!i meen realy, put rod stewarts song (hot legs ) to it and u got a classic >
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something is crooked about him, I think it’s a Photoshop pic
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January 20th, 2010
That’s strange…is walmart now offering items from the Richard Simmons collection?
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January 20th, 2010
I am sure someone said he forgot his pants?
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January 20th, 2010
I bet someone beat him in the parking lot and stole his pants….he went in the walmart to buy some new faded glory jeans.
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January 20th, 2010
Bow-legged and ugly.
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January 21st, 2010
oh eww thats gross
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January 21st, 2010
Bro’s got some wonky legs.
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January 21st, 2010
oh… my…god… that is… if i had looked at that pic any longer, i’d be dead
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January 22nd, 2010
Im not going to say that he is mentally challenged or anything but from the looks of his knee on the right side and the bow in his left leg…i say theres a good chance he at least has something wrong with those…and might just have a problem other than that too…not everyone “looks” like they have a mental problem…
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January 22nd, 2010
This guy definitely is disabled. It’s not only the knee, it’s the direction his feet are headed and the lack of musculature on his calf muscles.
C’mon, moderator dudes. Keep your promises about not dissing the limpers!
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January 23rd, 2010
This is why I stopped going to walmart. One wrong move and his twig and berries will be exposed.
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January 24th, 2010
I think the old guy had lost a lot of weight and just walked out of his pants on aisle 4 and didn’t even realize i!! ;p
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January 26th, 2010
Open up your eyes and notice those are running shorts! also pay attention toooo the sneakers. who ever took this photo has no idea that this man is a “runner”! So this website picks at athletic people too .
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January 26th, 2010
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! These crunchy butt-nugget shorts need to go back to 1980!!!!
January 28th, 2010
We saw a man in Nags Head running in shorts that short but they were hot pink!
January 29th, 2010
Are those even shorts? or just the tail of his shirt?
January 31st, 2010
Is he wearing anything under that apron?
February 1st, 2010
you ever have that dream where you leave the house and realize you don’t have any pants on?
HE’S LIVIN’ THE DREAM MAN!!!
February 7th, 2010
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