January 23rd, 2010
Put Your Belly On ‘Em Son!
Hey, thanks for making all of the flowers smell like hair and belly sweat, my wife is going to be super excited when I bring them home for her.
Florida
Hey, thanks for making all of the flowers smell like hair and belly sweat, my wife is going to be super excited when I bring them home for her.
Florida
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Thank goodness that I live in Canada where we have to wear clothes in the winter.
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It puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.
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I think he is in the wrong department mens clothing other side of the store!
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Does he actually think he looks good?
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Can’t call that a half shirt, it’s more like a quarter shirt
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Sportin’ that new fashion trend for guys: THE MAN-BRA!!!
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Honey you shrunk my shirt!
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Personally, I think the hat really makes the outfit…there is just so much class here. These people really do exist, don’t they?!
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If you have a belly, please have the decency to wear pant, shorts, whatever that fit. Your waist is not at your pelvic line it’s about three inches up. I can’t believe having your belly hanging over your pants is comfortable in the least. Plus it lends itself to a potentially nasty and embarrassing wardrobe malfunction that no one wants to encounter.
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January 23rd, 2010
*digs around the truck*
“Here we go! Perfect!”
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Pollination is the process by which pollen is transferred in plants, thereby enabling fertilization and sexual reproduction. Pollen grains, which contain the male gametes (sperm) to where the female gamete(s) are contained within the carpel;[1] in gymnosperms the pollen is directly applied to the ovule itself. And then he has a cigarette.
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I can do this one in one word!!!
GROSS!!!!!
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Bet it will be her last time with online dating!
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you have got to be kidding me. who would ever think this is appropriate attire?? so wrong, in ANY type of weather.
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That is just wrong in so many ways.
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I am sure that he didn’t ask that all important question: “Does this shirt make me look fat?”!
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Hey skipper, gilligan said he wants his shirt back and quit eating the flowers!
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Florida.
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He is the before guy for Jenny Craig…..
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January 23rd, 2010
so this is what happened to Bob Hoskins after the Super Mario Bros movie
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Thats oh so gross.
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why did he even try at wearin a shirt?
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One of those plants must be a venus flytrap…it ate half his shirt!!!
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January 23rd, 2010
This is what happens when “Shoes, and Shirt required” signs are not specific.
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January 23rd, 2010
how did he even get in the store with that thing on? don’t they have a no shoes no shirt no service kinda deal? does that thing count as a shirt?
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I see he left home without his dignity as well as his shirt. Lasies, how’d ya like to wake up next to that? Even if he DID bring you flowers. YUCK!
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January 23rd, 2010
what’s up with the commets off thing on the next picture?
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January 23rd, 2010
Sometimes you just have to aerate yourself.
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January 23rd, 2010
Who is his tailor?
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January 23rd, 2010
Wow Gilligan has really let himself go.
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Now if he only had a little ass crack showing, he would be the perfect man!!!
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dude, I think that’s my neighbor! I always see him outside w/out a shirt on! UGH
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January 23rd, 2010
I wonder when he’s due??? He looks 2 b about 9 months!!!
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January 23rd, 2010
Aside from that… there’s no excuse.
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Congrats fat boy, you win the slob of the day award. Enjoy your 15 minutes porky.
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hope its warm in Florida,he seems to have misplaced 1/2 his clothes!
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I don’t get it, Why wear the hat? What is he trying to hide?
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January 23rd, 2010
Florida huh?…he must of gotten into a spat with a gator in the parking lot…appears it ate most of his shirt.
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January 23rd, 2010
Again, Wal Mart seriously needs a dress code. No skin showing except legs, arms, and head. Full torso covered at all times.
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January 23rd, 2010
blindingly obvious indication of the double standard….
Guys: No Shirt, No Service – Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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January 23rd, 2010
I’m glad he found one long enough to cover his nipples.
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January 24th, 2010
He stuck a barbeque grille into his belly button so he won’t have to pay for it.
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January 24th, 2010
That’s not a shirt, it’s a Tummy Top.
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January 24th, 2010
Why even wear clothes??
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January 24th, 2010
So this is what’s become of the cast of The Sandlot.
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January 24th, 2010
when they say shirt and shoes required i think the shirt is supposed to cover a little more
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January 24th, 2010
I shudder to think of the tan line.
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January 24th, 2010
After years of sharing the same hammock infrastructure The Skipper and Gilligan are virtually identical.
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January 24th, 2010
He’s the pirate that made all the other pirates move to the other side of the deck.
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January 24th, 2010
I’m sorry I’m so lame that all I can do is giggle.. and giggle and giggle. Then look at the pic and giggle some more.
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January 24th, 2010
Yes, this is priceless…..He has a massive wardrobe malfunction.
This guy has perfected the art of slugging down beer…after beer….after beer.
I feel sorry for his grandchildren that find his picture here
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January 24th, 2010
he been wearing the same shirt since he was five
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January 24th, 2010
dude where is the rest of his shirt, he cant be serious can he? It barely covers his moobs!
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January 24th, 2010
Good gawd!! WTF? That is just nasty! I’d walk up and smack his naked skin really hard just for him making me have to be in the same store with that. ew. And it’s not like he’s OLD and senile, doesn’t know any better, or whatever.
Someone pass me the Pepto, please. gah!
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January 25th, 2010
Gives a whole new meaning to “Shirts and Shoes Required!”
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January 25th, 2010
What I love is the tiny plaid cap perched on his head. Because heaven forbid anyone would see your BALD SPOT. That would be humiliating!!
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January 25th, 2010
Im completely shocked and embarressed when i say this. Im a 16 year old girl, and i have the shorts he’s wearing….. O.o is that bad for me, or for him?
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January 25th, 2010
Baby Huey perhaps?
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January 25th, 2010
i’m less concerned about the belly on the flowers than the fact that you’re buyin you wife fake flowers….
January 28th, 2010
HE has a BONERRRR
January 30th, 2010
didnt even have to read to know this was florida…. amrte tehler der da bobby boo shay. fooooball
February 2nd, 2010
yeah, because im sure your wife would be totally psyched to get FAKE flowers.
February 2nd, 2010
just trying to find out how far we can push that no shirt, no shoes, no service rule
February 4th, 2010
who cares it matches
February 8th, 2010
did anyone else nptice he has a boner as well?
February 9th, 2010
i just wanna know why he’s got a hard on looking at potted plants.
February 9th, 2010
only losers shop at walmart
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April 6th, 2010
LMAOOOOOOOOOO….OMG…he’s rockin’ the beer gut…bwahahaha..dickie dooooooo’s and dickie don’ts…that is a definate dickie don’t
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