January 24th, 2010
World Of Walmart Part Deux
Hey there sorcerer, how ’bout you reach into that fanny pack that you can’t even wear correctly and pull out some invisibility potion so we don’t have to stare in the face of virginity.
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Hey there sorcerer, how ’bout you reach into that fanny pack that you can’t even wear correctly and pull out some invisibility potion so we don’t have to stare in the face of virginity.
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Good thing he doesn’t have to look in to the face of viRginity, I don’t think even this grey wizard could fight that fear. Being a vigin is much easier.
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Dirty Shirt=Check
Fannie pack-Check
Slippers-Check
Long crusty hair-check
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But then. Could it be? My wolfpack was four.
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Phil Margera what the heck where you think… wearing the fanny pack a lil to the left!!! then youre hip!
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…a wizard’s staff’s got a knob on the end, a knob on the end, a knob on the end…
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“Hey there sorcerer, how ’bout you reach into that fanny pack that you can’t even wear correctly and pull out some invisibility potion so we don’t have to stare in the face of virginity.”
Are you serious? Look at those boat shoes? I bet he just stepped off a 55 foot sloop nearby lookin for some mix.
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I notice alot of good comments being voted down so you have to click to see them. If this website offends you DON”T LOOK AT IT!
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TWO. Put your junk in that fanny pack.
THREE. Make people look at the fanny pack.
Man, Peter Jackson is really on a downswing.
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He’s a one man wolf pack.
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It’s campertard!!
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he’s selecting his torches for Backyard Survivor. Torches and all. or Survivor Mountain, whatever. Just glad I’m not a nearby neighbor.
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AWAY from my Diet Dr. PIBB! you Rathscallion!!! AWAY I TELL YOU!!!
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‘brandishing a weapon in public’
That wooden staff, if he decided to smack someone with it you could sue the pants off WalMart for letting him in with it!
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@ KEVIN….
Education….It is a “gunt” on a female human, the same bidy part on a male human is a “gock.” …..snort*…….You are certainly on the right track though.
@APRILICIOUS….
I ADORE YOU~
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Looks like Artie Lange, when did he escape from the nut house after trying to stab himself..
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You’d think a mighty wizard wouldn’t have to shop at Walmart… just sayin’.
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I like to do tree pruning in my speedos too but I don’t wear them over a pair of shorts.
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Last time there was a sea of chubby/goateed/trenchcoat wearing guys farther than the eye can see.
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We saw him on Christmas Eve, it was a fucking Christmas miracle that I would see him here!
Can I just say, that this is the conversation we heard him having with his father (which was a man with quiet the pony tail following him around in an electric cart.)
Dad: “Where are we going?
The Archmage: “Gawwd!! To get ice cream, like ALWAYS, DAAAAAAAD.!”
People of Walmart website, you just made my fucking night. XD
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He’s hiding what little junk is behind there!
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I wonder if Led Zeppelin wrote a song about THIS!
“And heee’s buying a Stairmaster because he’s hea-avy!”
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I went to college with this guy. He isn’t a virgin, surprisingly enough, and his girlfriend, though she is really weird, isn’t too bad looking.
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he’s buying torches to play Survivor in the back yard. glad I’m not a neighbor, whew.
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There’s trailer parks in Florida isn’t there? Need I say more.
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is that a fanny pack or a chastity belt?
guess its a fanny pack cause
noones gonna have sex with him anytime soon
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Who let Artie Lange out of observation?
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Alan from The Hangover is at Wal Mart! Did you lose Doug again?
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When did Artie Lange get out of rehab?
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Fat Ass Punk Rocker!! OMG He lives!!! YES!!!
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Let me just tell you what we heard him say to his dad (Who was a hippie looking SOB, with a huge long ponytail, riding around behind him on one of the electric carts.) Dad: “Where are we going?” Arch Mage: “To get ice cream, like ALWAYS, DAAAAAAAD!” Amazing. Thank you People of Walmart.
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LOL That’s not a fanny pack…it’s a GUNT pack!!
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Is he using that fanny pack to hold up his belly…or to carry his Magik potions?
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BAAAAHHAHHAAH……*sqweek*
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Combinatio fanny pack – athletic supporter. He does’nt seem to be the athletic type.
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Oh my God! Is that Alan from the Hangover?
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“D— in a Box” –or a fanny pack
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is that a portable stripper pole he has in his hand or a didgeridoo? Anybody know?
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He’s on his way to a Burns night ceilidh.
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(that’s Robert Burns; nothing to do with The Simpsons)
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“I put on my robe and wizard’s hat!”
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The sad thing is that he probably IS getting laid. And you don’t want to see that my friend! Ewwww
OH!! And btw, he IS wearing the fanny pack correctly. It is supposed to be placed directly under the stomach when worn in the front. And trust me, it’s under the gut. LOL Ewww
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YOU SHAL NOT PASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Earlier he was walking up and down the aisles singing, “Ewe light up my life…”
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He does kind of look like Chumlee from History Channels Pawn Stars. As for that fanny pack I think he is just trying to hide his manhood from the ladies
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Fat slob Jonah Hill on a shopping trip to buy more booze and get chicks.
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Is that Artie Lange?? From the Howard Stern Show??
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Because “Dick in a Fanny Pack” just doesn’t roll off the tongue.
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Groovy – it’s a character from Monty Python’s Holy Grail move! He must have dropped by Walmart to get his KY Jelly for his visit to the Castle Anthrax . . . .
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I cast magic missle!
I’m attacking the darkness!
IF THERE’S ANY GIRLS THERE I WANNA DO THEM!!!
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Hahaha! I worked at this store! This guy comes in all the time! He has diff walking sticks and I have seen him dressed much more strange then this. He is a total Creep! LOLOL!
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Ok… This guy has escaped rom a Mental Institution, broke into a livestock market, humped some cattle, and stole the cattle prod, that other gentlemen in this picture could be the next victim, kinda looks like hes gandering at him!!!
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ARTIE LANG IS ALL GAKED UP IN WALMART!!!
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I don’t know what is worse, That I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I saw this, Or that I’m not shocked that he is on he seeing as I know him in real life and he is a creep. Just btw, That is a wolf on top of the staff.
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guys, guys….. that’s obviously a codpiece.
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I sincerely hope this man is a basement dwelling, LARPing, WoW playing virgin. If he is getting laid I pray I never see her posted here. Imagining what hooks up with this person is plenty.
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The crowds veer as Graham tries to channel Yoda in aisle 7.
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K-Human is right, his smell and sounds maybe worse then his actual looks
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others already beat me to it…. but that really looks like Artie-Lange
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Does he even know he’s wearing a fannie pack?
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this guy goes into my place of work all the time. what cannot be photographed is the smell. whats missing from this story is his 78 year old father who drives him around and pays for everything.
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RL Crit Chicken ftw.
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I simply cannot tear my eyes away from the reverse butt-bag, white legs exposed by sweatjorts, stained white t-shirt that nicely highlights the man boobs, and house shoes. Throw in that magic staff and wow! You’ve got a train wreck of an ensemble!
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Must.. get.. mountain dew.. for.. naxx.. raid.. tonight..
LOL @ bearmanpig and the +5 sexerity..
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I think this person looks excellent. We should all emulate this look, it will be all the rage in the spring.
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Jessica get real, he is not blind… a few of us know this guy.
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hahaha I took this picture. I’ve been trying to get his picture for forever…Trissy yes I have seen him with different walking sticks and wearing capes before! This picture I must say on the “mild” side…You should see him in action on the electric wheelchairs with his familia! haha WOW-almart. It’s great! Thanks for the responses guys!
January 26th, 2010
@ Jessica Gibson…in all honesty, my mother is legally blind and doesn’t dress like that.
January 26th, 2010
a staff like that has to have around +99 clit chance, so dont even think about messing with him
January 26th, 2010
if someone hacked into his computer,,,,wonder what they would find? :/
January 26th, 2010
@Deb of what i hear he likes wolves…….
January 27th, 2010
Wow what a nice sack you have!
January 27th, 2010
hey he kinda looks like a fatter version of fat jesus in the hangover lol am I right?
January 27th, 2010
Harry Potter really let himself go.
January 27th, 2010
Wow Gandalf!!! No no i said “you have a big heart” not transform into a hill-billy wizard at walmart
January 27th, 2010
Dude are you sure he isn’t just blind and using something cooler than a walking cane to get around? hmmm
January 28th, 2010
@MONA ROSE: kilt, huh? So that’s not a fanny pack, it’s a sporran.
January 28th, 2010
“You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug to Walmart, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. We stood together at Walmart”
January 28th, 2010
Many pictures I look at are very funny…but this guy is obviously blind…how can you make fun of a blind guy?
January 28th, 2010
OMG this is the walmart i work at. he is the nastiest person i have EVER seen. hes also a pedafile, thats not even allowed in the store. he is just not right in the head.
January 28th, 2010
my husband and I saw a man carrying a staff just like that in the WM in Louisiana, Denham Springs.. he asked my husband if he died, where would he go, which my husband replied, to the floor…. Beware of the staff carriers!
January 28th, 2010
It looks like he’s on a mission for something. Dx
January 28th, 2010
Artie Lange from the Howard Stern show??? Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
January 28th, 2010
It’s Artie Lange!
January 29th, 2010
he was at the best buy on 192 the other day waiting in the leather chairs for geek squad. hes obviously not that good of a wizard.
January 29th, 2010
I thought Artie Lange tried to kill himself?
January 29th, 2010
New. Best. Friend.
January 29th, 2010
That is a pretty sweet knee tan.
January 30th, 2010
world of walmart…ok i get it, world of warcraft–to bad there are no sorcerers in that game….or invisibility potions. jus’ sayin.
January 31st, 2010
Hell, even a wise man once carried a big stick.
February 1st, 2010
Hahaha! This guy comes into the store that I work at all the time. My manager calls him Moses. His favorite activity is stealing pens and then attempting to return them.
February 1st, 2010
Maybe he’s trying to part the soda aisle!
February 2nd, 2010
My guess is that he’s shopping at Walmart so that he can eventually save up enough cash to afford to lose his virginity.
February 3rd, 2010
I took pics of this same guy when I moved my mom down to FL in Oct. and he was wearing wizard pjs with his cane. However when I got back to Jersey, my phone broke and I lost them!
February 4th, 2010
pretty sure that guy gets more girls than you’d think its that easy these days especialy with all these crazy people
February 5th, 2010
Whyy are yall so mean thats my cousin and i love him to deatha dn he is an awesome person….i think?
February 6th, 2010
Oddly enough, I imagine this guy would be awesome to hangout with.
February 9th, 2010
crazy as it is he frequents my shop as well, didn’t know he went over the bridge to one of the super centers, in our store enough to make you think that he only shops here
February 12th, 2010
My fanny pack is cool!
February 25th, 2010
That’s all true.
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Hahah, it’s like his fanny pack is full of his junk! Bahaha
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