January 24th, 2010
Mustache Ride
Those handlebars are GLORIOUS! Look at it. It’s so full and bushy. I would touch it but I know it would break my arms. I challenge anyone out there to find a better stache.
Virginia
Those handlebars are GLORIOUS! Look at it. It’s so full and bushy. I would touch it but I know it would break my arms. I challenge anyone out there to find a better stache.
Virginia
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January 24th, 2010
He must be a spy from Target.
The Walmart vs. Target War is getting rough.
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January 24th, 2010
BTW, if you click dislike his stache will haunt you when it dies…
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Ok, ever hear of a show called My Classic Car? Host Dennis Gage makes that stache look like a 12yr old’s, lol.
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I’m wondering were the sheriff tied the horse he road in on!
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January 24th, 2010
Bat Masterson isss alive and he shops at Wal-Mart!
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This is lame.
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January 24th, 2010
When did Stalin start shopping at Walmart?
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I thought Walter Matthau was dead!
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Is the “find a better mustache” challenge limited to Wal-mart only??
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January 24th, 2010
When a fingerstache just don’t cut it anymore…
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January 24th, 2010
Rip Taylor… the early years….
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a mustache ride i wouldn’t be sorry to miss!
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Never thought I’d see Stalin at Wal Mart! Guess he just likes to save money like everyone else.
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January 24th, 2010
MR. WILSON!!!!!
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January 24th, 2010
It looks like his hair piece is trying to reconnect to its long lost brother, the mustache
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January 24th, 2010
OMG! It’s Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation”!
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January 24th, 2010
Challenge accepted!! I live in Redneckville, USA…… I see at least 10 a day! LOL
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January 24th, 2010
Spitting image of Joseph Stalin
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January 24th, 2010
Pedo-stache.
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January 24th, 2010
nice soup strainer Mario
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January 24th, 2010
Pancho Villa called, he wants his mustache back
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January 24th, 2010
That is called a “Flavor Saver”
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January 24th, 2010
He’s WATCHING YOU!!!!
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January 24th, 2010
Damn, it’s Captain Kangaroo!
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January 24th, 2010
That does not make since and you people are cruel for taking a pictur right infront of this man. I hope you feel bad about yourselves because Im sure you arent a beautiful person either.
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January 24th, 2010
I was thinking he looked like the movie critic guy or frick and frack guy…. ???
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January 24th, 2010
Got it…. Gene Shalit or Dick Dastardly, maybe Older version of Ned Flanders ???
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January 24th, 2010
seriously??? someone actually took the time to take his picture?? what a lame-ass photo.
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January 24th, 2010
He’s shopping for his monthly supply of Just For Men.
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O—–O.
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January 24th, 2010
just tryin to find prizes for the new $1.99 beauty show
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January 24th, 2010
IS that Gene Schallitt or Avery Schreiber?
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January 24th, 2010
Methinks the moustache is riding on his face, just like the rug on top of his head.
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January 24th, 2010
This is another lame pix. I work with a guy with a guy with a mustache like this. He grows it for certain parts in dinner theatres & plays.
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January 24th, 2010
It’s like a weird cross between Walter Matthau and Captain Kangaroo
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January 24th, 2010
I didn’t know Stalin had children.
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January 24th, 2010
This guy looks like my ex-fiancee’s dad. Is this pic was taken in California, I’d swear it was him.
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January 24th, 2010
This guy looks like some sort of Saddam Hussein/Elvis Presley hybrid.
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January 24th, 2010
wow not even mario could have such a ’stache…
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January 24th, 2010
Mustache rides 25cents!
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January 24th, 2010
pay no attention to the guy behind the cart…
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January 24th, 2010
Careful now, Luigi is the meanest of the barber shop quartet. He’ll have you singing soprano in no time.
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January 24th, 2010
Swear to God…when I was in high school, one of our teachers had a mustache identical to this one. He was also big into German/Nazi stuff. Coincidence?
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January 24th, 2010
LeRoi Neiman has really let himself go lately.
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January 24th, 2010
I notice alot of good comments being voted down so you have to click to see them. If this website offends you DON”T LOOK AT IT!
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January 24th, 2010
it’s mr. harvey :S
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January 24th, 2010
Hair Club for Men has found their new poster boy.
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January 24th, 2010
This sweet stache makes me want to plug in the old NES and go another round with Bowser
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January 24th, 2010
In your face, capitalists!
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January 24th, 2010
He’s just stocking up on supplies so he can rescue the princess.
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January 25th, 2010
Just for men poster-man!
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January 25th, 2010
It’s been years since we have seen Tom Sellek. He’s looking good, looking good.
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January 25th, 2010
MARIO IS ALIVE AND …..WELL
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January 25th, 2010
He looks like the lovechild of Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler.
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January 25th, 2010
Where are they now: Von Kaiser from the 1987 Nintendo classic “Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!”
He definitely hasn’t aged well.
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January 25th, 2010
When did you say Stalin moved to Virginia?
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January 25th, 2010
k i see no handle bars idiot thats just a stache
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January 25th, 2010
It’s a good thing that mustache has handlebars or that Hitler hairstyle might give people the wrong idea!
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January 25th, 2010
A flavor savor of epic porportions. He must still be ’savoring that flavoring’ from 1959.
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January 25th, 2010
Wil Riker?
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January 25th, 2010
Hey, JER, you’re right, it IS Ron Swanson! I think that whoever took this picture of him, however, would be taking the picture on his/her back on the floor, because I imagine Ron would flatten him right quick!!
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January 25th, 2010
@Paul Dandridge
This is another lame pix. I work with a guy with a guy with a mustache like this. He grows it for certain parts in dinner theatres & plays
<—————-Really ??? Someone grows a moustache for plays. 8-/
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January 25th, 2010
so that is were the Serbian mass merderer Genocide loving Slobodon, has been hanging out
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January 25th, 2010
He looks like Stalin.
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January 25th, 2010
what’s wrong with this, i like mustaches like this. There a man who goes to my walmart and his stache is actually twisted out from his face, i like it
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January 25th, 2010
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January 25th, 2010
Mario on his day off… The mushrooms are in the produce section!
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January 25th, 2010
Is that F@#king Tom Selleck?
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January 25th, 2010
Guys with moustaches are such fun to kiss…….if the stache is clean and well kept!
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January 25th, 2010
Always good to see pre-pubscent fuckstains sneering at someone who can actually grow facial hair.
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January 25th, 2010
This is one of those cases, where bigger isn’t always better.
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January 25th, 2010
Great Stalin-A symbol of friendship of nations of the USSR! Beloved Stalin-The peoples happiness!
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January 25th, 2010
Pringles?
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January 25th, 2010
Can I just say that of the many HILARIOUS captions on this site, this one is the best? It is, please don’t deny it. I was nearly peeing myself.
“I would touch it but I know it would break my arms.”
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January 25th, 2010
Dale Earnhardt…Steven Tyler, now Josef Stalin.
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January 25th, 2010
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…….
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January 25th, 2010
After some pleading from his wife, he plucked back the angry eyebrows and shaved off the goatee…but no woman will ever sway him from the arms of his mustache.
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January 26th, 2010
aww, leave him be. Back in his youth I’ll bet he was a real ladies man. It is hell to get old, and we are all going there someday, if we are lucky. You go grandpa, I think he looks like a guy who is still interested in the ladies and tryin hard to look dapper. He may be failing, but I give him props for trying.
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January 26th, 2010
I have to say, that is a truly glorious ’stache!
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January 26th, 2010
tell me this guy was in harrisonburg va???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2010
Looks lke Joseph Stalin wants a piece of the communist pig after all!
January 26th, 2010
I wonder if this is where I live..cause he looks very familiar!!
January 27th, 2010
This is the best example of a “molestache” that I have ever seen. Not that this guy is guilty of anything, but that just screams STAY AWAY. Unless he is wearing a top hat and a tux.
January 27th, 2010
tom selleck?
January 27th, 2010
Its the Wizard of OZ….He should have stayed behind the curtin.
January 28th, 2010
All I could think of was what if Mario had a special on MTV Dairy, and it was a clip of him shopping at Wal-Mart to pick up Mushrooms?
January 28th, 2010
is it Saddam Hussein?
January 28th, 2010
PRINGLES!
January 29th, 2010
Now we know where Mr. Wilson goes shopping. I wonder if Dennis the Menace will pop out from somewhere?
January 29th, 2010
OMG! It’s Joseph Stalin’s clone!
January 29th, 2010
he looks like the pringles man! love it!
January 30th, 2010
look its mister wilson
January 30th, 2010
Unlike Luigi, Mario became disgruntled and bitter after the drop in sales of his video games.
January 31st, 2010
I saw this before I read the caption and thought “My god, what a glorious ’stache!!” I look down to read the caption, well look at that, I’m not its only fan!
January 31st, 2010
isnt that that one magician who throws all the confetti at the end of jackass???? i can only wish to have a mustache comparable to that. or hair that falls so gracefully. haha
February 2nd, 2010
nice man purse in the cart,
February 2nd, 2010
i have a picture of a guy with a mustache that is ten times better than that. but, its not at walmart, what a shame. hahah.
February 3rd, 2010
If only he had mutton chops.
February 3rd, 2010
I just got off the phone with Burt Reynolds, he is delighted to know we found his twin brother!
February 3rd, 2010
This is what he is actually saying when the photo was taken….
Preposterous! I was nowhere NEAR the conservatory with that candlestick scarlett is a liar!!!… now could you direct me to the rope and wrench section my good man?
February 4th, 2010
No, it’s Stalin!
February 5th, 2010
thought saddam hussein was hung awhile ago
February 5th, 2010
That guy isn’t so freaky, really. And actually, there’s a teacher at my old high school that had a better handlebar mustache than this, lol.
February 6th, 2010
Looks like Walter Mathau trying to disguise himself as Saddam Hussien.
February 6th, 2010
R we sure we have Saddam Hussian?
February 10th, 2010
CHUCK NORRIS
February 10th, 2010
its freakin wario who knew he shopped at wal-mart and had sutch a sweet stach
February 11th, 2010
Mr. Wilson! Ohhhhhh Mr. Wilson!
February 12th, 2010
mr.monoply, come on let’s play monoply!
February 14th, 2010
Itsa me, Mario!
February 20th, 2010
DENISE!!!!
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March 2nd, 2010
“DENNIIISE!!! Get that god damn camera out of my face!”
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March 6th, 2010
I hope im not the only one who thinks hed make a great Hitler body double if he trimmed his stache
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March 11th, 2010
…good to know Rip Taylor is still alive.
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March 14th, 2010
I’m pretty sure that is my technology teacher!!! OMG! LMBO!
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July 19th, 2010
I swear this was my 7th grade history teacher. Hahaha thats hillarious. Mr. Roszack!
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July 21st, 2010
Holy fuck! Is that Captain Kangaroo? After all these years here is now spotted at Wal-Mart… figures he was always a creepo!!!
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July 25th, 2010
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