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Poker Face



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He was actually just sitting there smoking cigarettes for like 45 minutes until he finally realized it wasn’t a video poker game.

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  1. Yasbob

    The shirt doubled his chances of employment.

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    January 25th, 2010

  2. Teeko

    Sounds well qualified for the job then. At least at our Walmart.

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    January 25th, 2010

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    January 25th, 2010

  4. NotTrash

    Wow..what trashy people in this world.

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    January 25th, 2010

  5. Jack Mehoff

    His other ‘interview’ shirt says, ‘Liquor up front, poker in the rear!’

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    January 25th, 2010

  6. Jamiroquai

    Got pride in professionalism?

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    January 25th, 2010

  7. Woundwolf

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    January 25th, 2010

  8. kevin

    Poor bugger is still there trying to get his $20.00 from that “funny” ATM

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    January 25th, 2010

  9. Kalika

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    January 25th, 2010

  10. BeBe

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    January 25th, 2010

  11. why not

    He really polished up and put on his Sunday best while out dabbling for employment.

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    January 25th, 2010

  12. zakas

    Looks like he has a good chance of getting a job… our Walmart doesn’t SELL liquor.

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    January 25th, 2010

  13. B.A.

    Maybe it’s not Washington to blame for the high unemployment rate. Maybe we should realize that people are just getting dumber!

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    January 25th, 2010

  14. Sock_Puppet

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    January 25th, 2010

  15. Dodd

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    January 25th, 2010

  16. ARETOODEETOO

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    January 25th, 2010

  17. Alex

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    January 25th, 2010

  18. hey honey i applied for a job today! good for you son!

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    January 25th, 2010

  19. Me

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    January 25th, 2010

  20. Matt T

    Great Shirt – Check
    Great Mohawk – Check
    Outstanding Judgement – Check

    I am a lock for this gig!

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    January 25th, 2010

  21. Ukiddingme

    Thumbs up that he is even TRYING to find employment…BUT needs to try and “dress for sucess” on some level…

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    January 25th, 2010

  22. Randy S

    …so this is the guy thats gonna answer the phone in the electronics department when i call and keep me on hold for 30 minutes only to come back with “now what did you want me to look for again”….

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    January 25th, 2010

  23. Fa' Sho'

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    January 25th, 2010

  24. DebraW

    Honesty is really the best policy… your hired.!

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    January 25th, 2010

  25. oh man look i can get a job here and never have to leave!

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    January 25th, 2010

  26. tim

    To be fair..it was probably the cleanest shirt he had

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    January 25th, 2010

  27. PinkFloyd

    maybe he will be a nice asset to walmart although i dont think he should be stocking the shelves with wine and beer

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    January 25th, 2010

  28. Eric

    well, we know what department he’ll be in most often taking advantage of the employee discount.

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    January 25th, 2010

  29. LuLu

    I think he is trying to milk unemployment, going through the motions of 2 apps a week, knowing he wont get hired.

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    January 25th, 2010

  30. minnow

    IS EVERYONE BLIND!!!!!

    He is applying for a job as a “secret shopper”… he wore his uniform in case of an on-the-spot- interview

    lolololoolol

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    January 25th, 2010

  31. arrarr

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    January 25th, 2010

  32. Mixerman

    I’m impressed he’s trying. Meanwhile, his buddy is holding the wizzard stick and guarding the 2-liters.

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    January 25th, 2010

  33. Early

    Based on this, I’m thinking Mike Judge understated the problem in “Idiocracy”.

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    January 25th, 2010

  34. jc

    lucky they do drug tests not breath tests ..

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    January 25th, 2010

  35. JLC

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    January 25th, 2010

  36. MsQuoate

    Obviously, he’s going for a royal flush in his chances for employment.

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    January 25th, 2010

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    January 25th, 2010

  38. Toots

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    January 25th, 2010

  39. shoogabush

    What you don’t see is his sponser standing behind him shaking his head!

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    January 25th, 2010

  40. AJP

    Hey, he is just trying to fit in as an average Walmart shopper, it makes the customers feel more at home being served by one of their own!

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    January 25th, 2010

  41. WalMartSux

    Nothing shocking about that! Go to any Walmart and look at the stooges that work there. Sad.

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    January 25th, 2010

  42. I like his moxie! Hire that man! He’s perfect Wally World material.

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    January 25th, 2010

  43. Demidan

    Works well with people, check
    Toilet trained, check
    Sober, not so much

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    January 25th, 2010

  44. bloodspatterpattern

    He’s probably applying for the greeter/gatekeeper position to keep the people that end up on this site from getting into the store. How ironic that he ends up on PoWM.

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    January 25th, 2010

  45. bigmember

    Its not just the shirt- the haircut , the jeans, the shoes- He’s really got it together.

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    January 25th, 2010

  46. papapapapa poker face

    His “tuxedo T-shirt” was in the “really dirty” pile, this was in the “kinda dirty” pile…

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    January 25th, 2010

  47. Ben

    Is mom said that as soon as he gets a job he will have to move out of the trailer. So his shirt will probably secure his spot at home for a little longer.

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    January 25th, 2010

  48. tvb

    Got GED?

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    January 25th, 2010

  49. Sir Hates Alot

    I’m here to see a Mr, W. Mart about a job and I’m ready for an interview.

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    January 25th, 2010

  50. CRey

    Maybe the front of the shirt is blank, and he thought the machine that is hiring him will never see the back.

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    January 25th, 2010

  51. T-Bone

    “Welcome to Mal Wart. Oops, I mean Tall Kart,. Er, Beer Fart. Hey, is it time for my break yet? I need to get, um, something out of my car.”

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    January 25th, 2010

  52. Spadinco

    Got unemployment??

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    January 25th, 2010

  53. kcmookie

    This guy has UPPER MANAGEMENT written all over him, if only someone would give him the opportunity..

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    January 25th, 2010

  54. Wanta bet he’s applying for a management position.

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    January 25th, 2010

  55. BeckyM

    If hired, we know what shelves he will be good at keeping stock on.

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    January 25th, 2010

  56. Di

    At least he isn’t celebrating the ‘go to work in your pajamas’ day, like the ones who are using the website to apply.

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    January 25th, 2010

  57. KingReg

    I can’t believe this guy! In the interview, he’s already putting the moves on his boss.

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    January 25th, 2010

  58. Brent Black

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    January 25th, 2010

  59. BOBAA-LOU!!

    Probably gonna bring an open beer to the interview…..

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    January 25th, 2010

  60. GOTTCHA!

    At least he appears to be clean. It’s Wal Mart….their standards are pretty low judging by what creatures in blue aprons have attempted to assist me in the past. As somebody has mentioned before “this guy is dressed for success.” At Wal Mart any way.

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    January 25th, 2010

  61. Ryano

    “Ok do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” It is very easy to see this guy has just mistaken Wal Mart with the General District Court!!

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    January 25th, 2010

  62. ralph

    What a MORON! I’ve seen inbreds like him MANY times coming in for interviews dressed like that, or showing up late. People like him are part of the reason the unemployment rate is so high.

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    January 25th, 2010

  63. amy

    He would fit right in at our Wal-Mart. He reminds me of the ppl they put to stocking the shelves on 3rd shift. If you ever want to see “anti-social” ppl please go into ur local Wal-Mart at like 3 am. If you ask them where something is they just point in a general direction. This guy will have the job for sure if he can b. s. his way through the interview.

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    January 25th, 2010

  64. ho

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    January 25th, 2010

  65. Phil R

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    January 25th, 2010

  66. Natalia

    Geez, now I know how my boss got his job.

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    January 25th, 2010

  67. hey I put a dollar in the change machine but didn`t get no change wth

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    January 25th, 2010

  68. Kari L

    I bet he drove his riding lawnmower

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    January 25th, 2010

  69. james

    This explains why I was hearing “Where’s a goddam waitress?” near the bathroom.

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    January 25th, 2010

  70. eve

    Yeah like I’d tell him if I HAD liquor

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    January 25th, 2010

  71. he cleaned up his act for the interview his other shirt says “got weed”

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    January 25th, 2010

  72. Brian

    pure win

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    January 25th, 2010

  73. Erin

    You’re hired! Just point that pretty face of yours at the people coming in and say, “Welcome to Wal-mart”. We’ll pay you some chump-change and send you home without any coverage.

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    January 25th, 2010

  74. BULLZ

    Damn, this is whay Chuck Lydell is reduced to after retiring from the UFC?

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    January 25th, 2010

  75. BULLJOHNSON

    Obviously this guy heard there was an opening in the GUN DEPARTMENT!!!!

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    January 25th, 2010

  76. Marc

    And they wonder why the unemployment rate is rising…you just can’t give some people a job…

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    January 25th, 2010

  77. Marc

    America’s future…we should be so proud, he has the shirt on right-side out.

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    January 25th, 2010

  78. The comment section here from all the folks is funnier that the Caption..good job, I’m lmao

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    January 25th, 2010

  79. Leopard

    In two weeks he will be the Head Cashier!

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    January 25th, 2010

  80. John

    For a while I wondered how obama got elected, then I realized how many people have no clue how to get or hold a job. They need the government to steal money to buy their beer, cigarrettes and scratch-offs.

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    January 25th, 2010

  81. LJ

    Hey, I don’t blame him. If I had to work at Walmart, I’d want to be drunk most of the time too.

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    January 25th, 2010

  82. zipper

    Typical shirt to wear to Wal Mart to submit an application. Hope he doesn’t wear it to an interview.

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    January 25th, 2010

  83. What?

    I think he’d make a great greeter. His heart, mind and sense of style are all clearly in the average Wal-Mart shopper’s sweet spot.

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    January 25th, 2010

  84. Eamster

    These are the kind of people Walmart hires LOL!

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    January 25th, 2010

  85. JLC

    You’d figure he’d get it wasn’t a gambling machine when the waitress didn’t come around with a free drink…even with the shirt.

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    January 25th, 2010

  86. Future C.S.M. in training

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    January 25th, 2010

  87. seems like he would wear that shirt, AFTER he got the job

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    January 25th, 2010

  88. Angie

    I’m sure that hair cut, and that shirt, just made him a shoe in for store supervisor. Lucky duck. We should all follow in his footsteps.

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    January 25th, 2010

  89. SEAN

    hes hired!but absolutly no opportunities for advancement

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    January 25th, 2010

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    January 25th, 2010

  91. Strange Magic

    At least he’s honest in what his hobbies are. I’d drink to if I had to work at Walmart and had to put up with the assholes who make most of the comments here.

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    January 25th, 2010

  92. akajondoe

    I heard on the radio this morning Walmart will be laying of some of their employees in the Sams stores . Perhaps they should just start by not hiring people like this in the first place.

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    January 25th, 2010

  93. spencer lytle

    And this is why you don’t need a resume to work at WalMart.

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    January 25th, 2010

  94. goredsox

    I got $50 says he gets hired. Yet people with graduate degrees that lost 6 figure salaries and truly want to work cannot find a job and feed their families right now. Un-$%^&*-believable!

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    January 25th, 2010

  95. Please tell me he was NOT hired in that shirt!!

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    January 25th, 2010

  96. teenameena

    Even if I was going to fill out an application at a kiosk, I’d still look presentable because people who work at the store (managers, etc) can see you sitting there filling out an application!

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    January 25th, 2010

  97. AL

    Now Hiring! Manager position for the LIQUOR DEPARTMENT…

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    January 25th, 2010

  98. binndere

    Hold on hun….I’ve almost got this bank machine figured out…then we can go get liquored up

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    January 25th, 2010

  99. Daniel

    Prepared for the job

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    January 25th, 2010

  100. Kevin

    I saw a lady at our local State Employment Office wearing a shirt that said “UPS – United Pot Smokers!”

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    January 25th, 2010

  101. Key West

    It’s not like he’s getting a job interview with the Department of Energy.

    $5.00 an hour job, $5/hr appearance. He actually might be management material.

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    January 25th, 2010

  102. Cody

    I know you kevin

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    January 26th, 2010

  103. TF

    Imagine how many of America’s Most Wanted we’d catch if that thing scanned fingerprints!

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    January 26th, 2010

  104. Megan

    I’d hire him, it’s not just his classy hair cut and impeccable sense of fashion, it’s the fact that I know I could always count on him to bring his own beer to the company picnic.

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    January 26th, 2010

  105. Phats McGee

    what are the chances he’ll be over qualified?

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    January 26th, 2010

  106. sweetmuffin

    Well, HIS MOM who he still lives with at 33 told him that if he is going to spend his whole day at walmart in the electronics playing Guitar hero, he may as well get a job there too! So one day when his feet were tired, he figured he could take a break, have a seat and make mom proud!

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    January 26th, 2010

  107. Large Marge

    He had me at “Got”.

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    January 26th, 2010

  108. WMcashier

    Wow…..you folks are a RIOT! I get the comments about this guy but you’re being really CRUEL regarding associates in general. Have you stopped to consider that person on 3rd shift wants to work and for whatever reasons could only get a job stocking shelves at 3 in the morning? Let’s take a poll….how many of you have a job right now?

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    January 26th, 2010

  109. yaya

    WMCASHIER, good for you. Being employed at all in this economy is nothing to sneeze at.

    This dude is clean, covered, and apparently looking for a job (kinda). But really? If he were serious about seeking emplyment, this would not be his wardrobe selection. He is very obviously just due to report his job search to unemployment and filling out apps for jobs he knows he wont get so that he can keep wearing his clever tee and playing vidoe games in his mother’s basement all day.

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    January 26th, 2010

  110. yaya

    JOBSEARCH: FAIL
    er uh or is that
    JOBSEARCH: SUCCEED
    ?

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    January 26th, 2010

  111. Our World is Funny

    He had me at “Got”.

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    January 26th, 2010

  112. NewMath

    He’s hoping to get paid with yellow smiley face stickers.

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    January 26th, 2010

  113. MarkB

    LAdders for 100k+ Talent

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    January 26th, 2010

  114. carmine

    poor redneck

    January 26th, 2010

  115. Key West

    He runs the Wal MArt in Burbank, I guarantee that’s him. He took his shoes off to count to 19 in the interview and they fast-tracked him.

    January 26th, 2010

  116. xCryssax

    Wow…this guy is a shoe in for sure! *sarcasm*

    He is so wasting his time…

    January 27th, 2010

  117. asdf

    Of course they got liquor, it’s in aisle 17 next to the spanish peanuts and margarita salt.

    January 27th, 2010

  118. Bobby Budnick

    Dressed for success!

    January 28th, 2010

  119. Laura

    Hired!

    January 28th, 2010

  120. SSF

    This dude has probably been wearing this same shirt for days and forgot what the back says….let’s hope anyways.

    January 29th, 2010

  121. heatherfeather

    Oh here’s a good job! Wait…must have clean driving record. Damn DUI’s!

    February 3rd, 2010

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