OMG what in the world would compel anyone to buy that shirt much less wear it???? And cant believe that guy is wearing a wedding ring much less a woman puts up with ewwww that.
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January 26th, 2010
hiroshi
use me for my suave charm…
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January 26th, 2010
Joe King
Besides… I haven’t seen it in years…
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January 26th, 2010
Lucy Mae
I’m certain he meant ‘Spotted Dick’ a delicacy in some cultures…because any man who would wear this shirt has the smallest dick possible.
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January 26th, 2010
GROSSED OUT!
OK Well you know he falls into the catagory of “the guys who think that they have a big dick because MILLIMETER is a big word!”
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January 26th, 2010
Jessica
“Hey honey, why don’t you grab that there camera and head over to the Wal Mart so we can take a picture of my inappropriate shirt and maybe I can get on that one website. Maybe I could be famous like Willy The Pimp. He sure is my idol!”
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January 26th, 2010
Bar
Is this the redneck equivalent to buying a sports car to make up for “size” issues?
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January 26th, 2010
Samantha
OH… you have a dick!? Im so sorry, I thought that was just a flab of skin. Well, I can say with 100% honesty, I will NOT be using you for your dick.
congratulations to Billy Bob as he threw on his favorite shirt, had his wife take his picture, and stand in walmart so he can get on the “people of walmart” website….
It must be so hard for this guy, all his good looks, class and big dick? I am sure he has another shirt somewhere that says, PLEASE dont use me for my MIND..and MONEY, cause I “aint got neither”
Hmm.. kinda at a loss on this one… can we just shoot it before it reproduces?
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January 26th, 2010
Kristin
That shirt seals the deal — I didn’t want to before, and now I just gagged a little at the thought. Gross.
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January 26th, 2010
Just Lovely
They really should stop making some shirts after a certain size!
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January 26th, 2010
debbie
I bet his sister/cousin bought him this shirt after she dumped him.
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January 26th, 2010
Ryano
Don’t worry my dear little fat redneck freak!! Your Wife is Using you for your Social Security Check, and of course that HUGE DICK on your shoulders…. LOL
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January 26th, 2010
Skip
If you “HAVE TO” advertize like that / this, you must really have a “EQUIPMENT / PERFORMANCE PROBLEM”, enough said !!!!
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January 26th, 2010
Dy
Hell, he doesn’t know what it says! He can’t read!
NO, I WILL USE YOU FOR THE THREE THINGS MEN LIKE YOU CAN DO….. LIFT HEAVY THINGS, AND PISS STANDING UP, AND OPEN A BOTTLE OF BEER WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!!! SEXY
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January 26th, 2010
qb360
Here is a man with no real self-respect. That shirt needs to suffer a major laundering accident.
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January 26th, 2010
Tyra
I’d rather cork my vagina and never have sex again.
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January 26th, 2010
Medea
I really hope this is photoshop and not the real shirt.
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January 26th, 2010
Alex
I almost feel bad for him, he posed for this photo probably unknowing of its destination
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January 26th, 2010
Seriously?
I don’t think he needs to worry about it. Really.
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January 26th, 2010
debbie
He just assumes he has a big tool because he has a big shed covering it up, he probably hasn’t actually seen his dick in years. Poor, misguided fellow…
I bet he is one of those guys that you have to use pepper to make him sneeze to even see his dick!! of course it probably has been awhile since he has seen it!!
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January 26th, 2010
WalMartSux
Only a person with a small dick would wear a shirt like that.
He has a wedding band on. PLEASE do not reproduce with that big thing. Your kids may turn out dumber than you. Obviously they wont have much to work with.
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January 26th, 2010
D-Lit
Look at the hat, typical Georgia bulldogs fan… Likes to exaggerate LOL
is this the same guy who wore the “$5 footlong” shirt?
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January 26th, 2010
Sock_Puppet
No danger there, dude.
As big as your GUT is, you can’t possibly know how big ANYTHING is that’s under it anyway.
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January 26th, 2010
misd
He must be related to the guy earlier that was wearing the”$5 footlong” shirt!
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January 26th, 2010
Staticcling
If his round, simple face didn’t already shout stupidity, this shirt would do the rest.
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January 26th, 2010
Matt T
Why is everyone such a cynical hater? Clearly this clever young man has a large joint and a needs a creative outlet to express his emotions about his abusive past. Its not his fault dammit, its just not his fault….
I need a hug.
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January 26th, 2010
aellea
guys with a gut that big cannot even find it to pee… they have hand prints on the wall over the john where they lean to just let it dribble
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January 26th, 2010
Teeko
Hey… he should wear that when he applies for a job at WalMart!
*Updated Modeling Resume*
Did a shoot for “People of Walmart
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January 26th, 2010
Junkie
Don’t pick on him. He has the furniture disease. His chest has dropped into his drawers!
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January 26th, 2010
GB
Isn’t it sad, when you wake up the morning after, still hung over…and put on the other person’s shirt!
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January 26th, 2010
Bemused
You wear something like that out to a store, around children and old people and people like me who just don’t want to see it? You are a colossal douchebag and I hope they ban you from the Wally-World for life.
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January 26th, 2010
Spooky Tooth
I can hear it now: “Mommy, what’s a big dick?” —Great….just great.
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January 26th, 2010
Wally
Bet he bought that one after he got out of prison.
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January 26th, 2010
Elk
Any sized dick on this redneck bitch would only be used as a handle to flip him over and make him squeal like a pig..
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January 26th, 2010
bigjuggs
Why in the hell are these people allowed in Walmart? You can’t even say dic* on t.v. So it must be too vulgar for the general public…so he’s allowed in public wearing it…why? Because all Walmart cares about is the money he’s gonna spend in their store on their no-quality CRAP!
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January 26th, 2010
yaya
Wow, talk about the old bait n switch technique! There really is no truth in advertising.
you know, it does look pretty fake, i dont know that that makes it any better though,…i should know better then to visit this site so early in the morning lol.
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January 26th, 2010
bourbon
I bet his girlfriend Fist-tina laughs at his thimble.
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January 26th, 2010
Marc
Even his right hand falls asleep during sex…
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January 26th, 2010
Phil21557
He is the reason I get nervous when my daughter brings home some new guy for me to meet.
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January 26th, 2010
Barb
So….are we supposed to use your intellect instead?
have you noticed on ‘People of Walmart’, the most revolving t-shirts are worn by the Southerners? And they are supposed to be the most refine, “family-friendly”, and church active folk in the U.S.? *dueling banjos*
“Wudda ya mean how do I know it’s big? Hey! when you can git two fing….Uh HANDS around it that’s gotta qualeefie…uh, don’t it?”
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January 26th, 2010
RUMBLEFISH
Is that a gun in your pocket or….oh Hell! It’s just your “Big Dick”.
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January 26th, 2010
Thunder73
Come to think of it, even with a 2″ weewee, it’s still the only thing he has to offer anyway!
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January 26th, 2010
Okiedawg
It’s obvious…he can’t read…He’s from Georgia…..
Poor guy, he doesn’t even know what all the stares are about. His buddies told him it said “World’s Greatest Dad”.
They say that EVERYBODY has their 15 minutes of fame – it’s too sad that this has been put on the Wall of Shame! The guy’s PROUD of his shirt!
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January 26th, 2010
Sonja
He keeps the big dick on the bedside table next to the tub of AstroGlide.
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January 26th, 2010
Dick
He has “Dickey Do Syndrome”
My belly sticks out farther than my dicky do.
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January 26th, 2010
HC
A walking dick that can wear a shirt. If that isn’t a big dick, what is?
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January 26th, 2010
bloodspatterpattern
He’s 5″3″ flaccid, but rub him the wrong way and he’s grows to 6′8″ and dons a purple helmet. I am surprised he isn’t wearing a turtle neck.
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January 26th, 2010
Louis
Piece of meat – head!
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January 26th, 2010
MIKE
What a marooooon!
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January 26th, 2010
Thinks Outside The Box
Damn!! Dude has a MANGINA and is tryin to throw everyone off… C’mon he had to pull his shirt away from his moobs thats a warning sign.
“Dude has a MAN-GIN-A”
“Dude has a MAN-GIN-A”
“Dude has a MAN-GIN-A”
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January 26th, 2010
Me
I’m glad it’s so big! Congratulations there Bubba
it’s biggern’ yer IQ!! Lol
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January 26th, 2010
blah
You know the saying…Once you go redneck you’ll never have a headache! Maybe thats not the right one…
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January 26th, 2010
amy
I really want to know where these ppl are getting these shirts.
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January 26th, 2010
Mixerman
They gave him thisT-shirt for winning at the **Gay Academy Awards** . He was the winner in the ~ Pistol-grip Ear ~ catagory and in the ~Deliverace Cliche’ ~ award .
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January 26th, 2010
Heather
This is so offensive, these kinds of shirts are only okay at a party or maybe a club. I would hate to be a mom and have to explain what this means, or what a “dick” is. Wal-Mart is a public space like it or not and you have no right to walk around with filth written or drawn on your shirt. People that dont care if they offend others have problems and I would hate to see this guys wife. I hope he doesnt have kids, if i had kids my child would not be allowed to play with a child who had parents like this. rednecks are the worst ppl and the worst parents. YOU CAN NOT DEFEND THAT……WHATEVER YOU SAY WILL BE DEFEATED BY THIS GUY. he clearly has no respect for himself or for his family, what about this guys mom. This is so offensive.
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January 26th, 2010
BeckyM
Poor guy, it’s a shame that’s all he has going for him lol
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January 26th, 2010
cagey k
If you’re ever standing in a Wal Mart and someone comes up to you with a camera and compliments your appearance, DON’T LET THEM TAKE YOUR PICTURE! Instead, run to the nearest mirror and ask yourself, honestly, is this any way to dress?
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January 26th, 2010
the menace
He needs a big one for all that love behind the barn. Squeel! you sure got a pretty looking mouth
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January 26th, 2010
j wil
His other shirt says “Please don’t stare at my rockin’ tits”.
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January 26th, 2010
Capt. Ahab
the only way he can get a bj is if he lifts up his man flaps and paints it orange than tells his “wife” it’s a cheesy poof.
He wanted the shirt to read “Please don’t just use me for my big I.Q.” but didn’t know how to spell “I.Q.”. He still thinks that GED stands for Git Er Done.
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January 26th, 2010
Vickie
If you have to advertise this fact, it probably isn’t fact.
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January 26th, 2010
jenna
He is wearing a wedding band! what a catch….
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January 26th, 2010
Steph
How about I just don’t use you at all, big man….
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January 26th, 2010
Our World is Funny
Our country’s recession has kept men like him from overcompensating by buying big tires for his truck, hence, this shirt. Two words buddy, “Yeah right.”
Richard, is that you, working as a day laborer again?
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January 26th, 2010
tea
Although I admit it does sort of look fake, I can assure you it is not as I was there and with the person who took this. It’s from a cell phone camera which is why it looks a bit distorted. Sadly, this is the real deal.
why would someone take this photo at walmart and put that saying on the shirt in photoshop, just to get onto this site? Really? Too much work for something so insignificant.
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January 26th, 2010
Yasbob
Don’t use me for my IQ, ‘cos I can’t count above 11.
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January 26th, 2010
Unicorn Madness
Damn… I wish I had that problem.
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January 26th, 2010
aprilicious
Mr. Georgia loser gets his 15 minutes. Mama must be so proud!
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January 26th, 2010
aprilicious
Any guy who wears a shirt saying he has a big dick definitely has a little stubbie.
i will try my best to restrain myself, but i can’t promise i won’t just lay in the floor and kick and cry and scream
not when there’s this much man making my mouth water—-NOT!!!
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January 26th, 2010
Paul Dandridge
I’m guessing it’s about 3 inches long, fully erect.
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January 26th, 2010
Paul Dandridge
It is a fake pix. Amateur. Look closely and you can see the pixels around the lettering on the shirt.
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January 26th, 2010
snowhiteskunk
WheW! Thank goodness it’s photoshopped! I don’t know if I could stand the thought of all that bigdickness.
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January 26th, 2010
Dos Geckos
Love how he actually posed for the picture… pathetically proud of himself! He must have heard of this site before!!!
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January 26th, 2010
nuts and chickens
i wouldn’t use him to change my tire!
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January 26th, 2010
Brittany "the great"
mmmmahhhhhh hahahahahahaha… lmfao, I know this guy and I’m sure the use of him for that reason is almost imposable… Just kidding
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January 26th, 2010
J in WYO
I was always told it is ok to build a shed over your ‘tools’, just don’t build so low that you can’t get them out!!
January 26th, 2010
Rob
For the folks who said it was obviously a photoshop (paul dandridge I’m looking at you)
Hey there Bubba, if you actually HAVE what you are advertising, you don’t have to tell us, all the ladies know! You likely haven’t seen your “little friend” in quite a while.
Trip to Wal-Mart, $120. T-shirt to keep your wanker safe, $15. Women actually following the instructions of the T-shirt,………….Priceless.
January 28th, 2010
Snarf
Those stubby fingers scream small dick.
January 28th, 2010
Casey
This was photoshopped…. you can see the pixels around the words.
January 28th, 2010
Brian
Maybe if a woman was blind, deaf, dumb or desperate.
January 28th, 2010
Bill
Let’s pretend for a minute the guy actually has a 12″er. I honestly think 99% of women would take a pass.
January 28th, 2010
Bobby Budnick
Find your penis! $1!
January 28th, 2010
ohsnap
Why do people advertise they have small dicks? We all know what this shirt really means.
January 28th, 2010
HAHA
I have a feeling he is compensating for something else..hmmm now what could it be?
January 28th, 2010
Ryano
Ok guys really .. Lets just say he did whip his old pecker out… WHAT IF it looked like a babies arm holding a biscuit????? Then we wouldn’t be so quick to make fun would we???? OK well maybe we would ha ha
January 28th, 2010
Veronica
That’s just wrong on so many levels….Not to be mean, but maybe he has a small lil’ willy if he has to wear a shirt like that….
I’m sure all you ladies would be saying a different story if he was good looking. I might buy the shirt myself. Thanks for the link to spencers up there where it’s sold. I’m sure this guy is living a way more happy life expressing himself and not having a controlling wife wich all you husbands out there can relate to. It’s just a shirt, so I don’t find anything wrong with this pic at all.
Have none of you ever heard of irony? It’s just possible that he means this as a joke and not be taken literally.
February 9th, 2010
cottonpicker
Use me for my big imagination.
February 13th, 2010
HEY GURL!
Too bad it’s hidden under that big fat roll (along with the TV remote, a corndog, and his pet Chihuahua.)
February 16th, 2010
ToddRodd
HE WISH!!! LOL
February 17th, 2010
Shavon
Two words for you ” Prove it!”
February 18th, 2010
Mama
Somebody please introduce him to the chick in the “Dick Eater” shirt!
February 19th, 2010
OnTheFly
1- Yes ladies- it’s hard to use someone for what they don’t have.
2- The sad part is that his 1 inch dick is still fatter than his bank account.
3- Please don’t use him for his razor either- he’s down to his last one and he’s apparently trying to make it last.
4- What this picture doesn’t show is that this shirt is a hand me down.
February 23rd, 2010
columbo_julia
I especially like the fact that he’s wearing a wedding ring…
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That shirt seals the deal — I didn’t want to before, and now I just gagged a little at the thought. Gross.
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Hold on … let me find my magnifying glass …
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That shirt had a misprint-what it was supposed to say was “please don’t use me for my PIG dick”
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NO, I WILL USE YOU FOR THE THREE THINGS MEN LIKE YOU CAN DO….. LIFT HEAVY THINGS, AND PISS STANDING UP, AND OPEN A BOTTLE OF BEER WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!!! SEXY
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I really hope this is photoshop and not the real shirt.
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Well, from here it seems that would be the only reason to use you unless I need to move something heavy
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wow he is BRAVE to wear that out in public
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Another example of why morons do not deserve freedom of speech.
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Massive dickhead.
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As big as your GUT is, you can’t possibly know how big ANYTHING is that’s under it anyway.
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He must be related to the guy earlier that was wearing the”$5 footlong” shirt!
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I need a hug.
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i can see, another legend in his own mind,,,, advertising may not work for him, the total package is a loser !!
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“Because I have a little one.”
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Because my mom and sister have already worn it out.
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*rendered speechless* All I can say is that would NEVER be a problem cause no one could find it anyway.
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Did a shoot for “People of Walmart
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whats your shoe size??? lmao porky
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I bet his girlfriend Fist-tina laughs at his thimble.
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So….are we supposed to use your intellect instead?
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Is that a gun in your pocket or….oh Hell! It’s just your “Big Dick”.
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Come to think of it, even with a 2″ weewee, it’s still the only thing he has to offer anyway!
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Poor guy, he doesn’t even know what all the stares are about. His buddies told him it said “World’s Greatest Dad”.
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You’ve got a purty mouth
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January 26th, 2010
Is that a gun in your pocket…..oh wait..it’s just a derringer.
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January 26th, 2010
I won’t use your big dick, i’ll use your belly as a mini trampoline.
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January 26th, 2010
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January 26th, 2010
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January 26th, 2010
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January 26th, 2010
He has “Dickey Do Syndrome”
My belly sticks out farther than my dicky do.
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January 26th, 2010
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January 26th, 2010
He’s 5″3″ flaccid, but rub him the wrong way and he’s grows to 6′8″ and dons a purple helmet. I am surprised he isn’t wearing a turtle neck.
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January 26th, 2010
Piece of meat – head!
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January 26th, 2010
What a marooooon!
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January 26th, 2010
Damn!! Dude has a MANGINA and is tryin to throw everyone off… C’mon he had to pull his shirt away from his moobs thats a warning sign.
“Dude has a MAN-GIN-A”
“Dude has a MAN-GIN-A”
“Dude has a MAN-GIN-A”
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January 26th, 2010
I’m glad it’s so big! Congratulations there Bubba
it’s biggern’ yer IQ!! Lol
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January 26th, 2010
You know the saying…Once you go redneck you’ll never have a headache! Maybe thats not the right one…
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January 26th, 2010
I really want to know where these ppl are getting these shirts.
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January 26th, 2010
They gave him thisT-shirt for winning at the **Gay Academy Awards** . He was the winner in the ~ Pistol-grip Ear ~ catagory and in the ~Deliverace Cliche’ ~ award .
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January 26th, 2010
This is so offensive, these kinds of shirts are only okay at a party or maybe a club. I would hate to be a mom and have to explain what this means, or what a “dick” is. Wal-Mart is a public space like it or not and you have no right to walk around with filth written or drawn on your shirt. People that dont care if they offend others have problems and I would hate to see this guys wife. I hope he doesnt have kids, if i had kids my child would not be allowed to play with a child who had parents like this. rednecks are the worst ppl and the worst parents. YOU CAN NOT DEFEND THAT……WHATEVER YOU SAY WILL BE DEFEATED BY THIS GUY. he clearly has no respect for himself or for his family, what about this guys mom. This is so offensive.
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January 26th, 2010
Poor guy, it’s a shame that’s all he has going for him lol
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January 26th, 2010
If you’re ever standing in a Wal Mart and someone comes up to you with a camera and compliments your appearance, DON’T LET THEM TAKE YOUR PICTURE! Instead, run to the nearest mirror and ask yourself, honestly, is this any way to dress?
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January 26th, 2010
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January 26th, 2010
His other shirt says “Please don’t stare at my rockin’ tits”.
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January 26th, 2010
the only way he can get a bj is if he lifts up his man flaps and paints it orange than tells his “wife” it’s a cheesy poof.
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January 26th, 2010
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January 26th, 2010
If you have to advertise this fact, it probably isn’t fact.
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January 26th, 2010
He is wearing a wedding band! what a catch….
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January 26th, 2010
How about I just don’t use you at all, big man….
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January 26th, 2010
Our country’s recession has kept men like him from overcompensating by buying big tires for his truck, hence, this shirt. Two words buddy, “Yeah right.”
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January 26th, 2010
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January 26th, 2010
…I KNOW HOW HE FEELS!!…BEEN…DONE THAT!!!
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January 26th, 2010
What else would someone use him for?
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January 26th, 2010
Richard, is that you, working as a day laborer again?
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January 26th, 2010
Although I admit it does sort of look fake, I can assure you it is not as I was there and with the person who took this. It’s from a cell phone camera which is why it looks a bit distorted. Sadly, this is the real deal.
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January 26th, 2010
that guy has NOTHING to worry about !!!!
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January 26th, 2010
did he say his name was Dick and he was big
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January 26th, 2010
why would someone take this photo at walmart and put that saying on the shirt in photoshop, just to get onto this site? Really? Too much work for something so insignificant.
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January 26th, 2010
Don’t use me for my IQ, ‘cos I can’t count above 11.
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January 26th, 2010
Damn… I wish I had that problem.
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January 26th, 2010
Mr. Georgia loser gets his 15 minutes. Mama must be so proud!
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January 26th, 2010
Any guy who wears a shirt saying he has a big dick definitely has a little stubbie.
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January 26th, 2010
i will try my best to restrain myself, but i can’t promise i won’t just lay in the floor and kick and cry and scream
not when there’s this much man making my mouth water—-NOT!!!
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January 26th, 2010
I’m guessing it’s about 3 inches long, fully erect.
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January 26th, 2010
It is a fake pix. Amateur. Look closely and you can see the pixels around the lettering on the shirt.
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January 26th, 2010
WheW! Thank goodness it’s photoshopped! I don’t know if I could stand the thought of all that bigdickness.
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January 26th, 2010
Love how he actually posed for the picture… pathetically proud of himself! He must have heard of this site before!!!
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January 26th, 2010
i wouldn’t use him to change my tire!
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January 26th, 2010
mmmmahhhhhh hahahahahahaha… lmfao, I know this guy and I’m sure the use of him for that reason is almost imposable… Just kidding
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January 26th, 2010
I was always told it is ok to build a shed over your ‘tools’, just don’t build so low that you can’t get them out!!
January 26th, 2010
For the folks who said it was obviously a photoshop (paul dandridge I’m looking at you)
Here ya go –
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/dont-use-me-for-big-dick-t-shirt/
January 26th, 2010
Is it a big dick, or a big fat roll? You really have to wonder.
January 26th, 2010
IS this in cartersville it looks like our walmart?
January 26th, 2010
Did anyone notice he’s wearing a wedding ring?? All I can say is WOW…..
January 26th, 2010
yeah,right, cut an inch of and he,d probably have a scab on his backside!!!
January 26th, 2010
It’s Gary form MTV’s Teen Mom!
January 26th, 2010
I’m sure Mama is proud.
January 26th, 2010
Too bad for him its on his shoulders.
January 26th, 2010
Don’t worry, dude. Ain’t gonna happen. GAG!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2010
Daddy’s pissed cause I stole his shirt……..I hate havin to go sit in the truck!!!
January 26th, 2010
Notice how the shirt letters are much more clear and bright than anything else in the picture? Photoshop idiots. Thanks for getting worked up.
January 27th, 2010
Wonders if he has another shirt that says “I have dope wood chopping skills” or “wanna rub my belly for good luck?”
January 27th, 2010
I’ll bet it looks more like a button in a fur coat.
p.s…@ PETA fu&ktards…..pho-fur coat of course.
January 27th, 2010
ya buddy thatll get u a girlfriend
January 27th, 2010
Just remember JimBob, it’s not the length that counts, it’s the girth.
January 27th, 2010
Remember Jimbob, it’s not the length that counts, it’s the girth.
January 27th, 2010
Looks photoshopped imo.
January 27th, 2010
Even without the shirt, you can tell this guy is the sensitive type.
January 27th, 2010
Another man with his ego bigger than his brain.
January 27th, 2010
Let’s be charitable and assume that Mr. Big Dick can’t read! It’s his only hope!
January 27th, 2010
I’m pretty sure that this guy is a famous poet….from Nantucket…or Limerick ?
January 27th, 2010
In prison they would love your BIG dick 4 sale $ 5.99
January 27th, 2010
Hey there Bubba, if you actually HAVE what you are advertising, you don’t have to tell us, all the ladies know! You likely haven’t seen your “little friend” in quite a while.
January 27th, 2010
um..he is dilusional,
January 28th, 2010
Trip to Wal-Mart, $120. T-shirt to keep your wanker safe, $15. Women actually following the instructions of the T-shirt,………….Priceless.
January 28th, 2010
Those stubby fingers scream small dick.
January 28th, 2010
This was photoshopped…. you can see the pixels around the words.
January 28th, 2010
Maybe if a woman was blind, deaf, dumb or desperate.
January 28th, 2010
Let’s pretend for a minute the guy actually has a 12″er. I honestly think 99% of women would take a pass.
January 28th, 2010
Find your penis! $1!
January 28th, 2010
Why do people advertise they have small dicks? We all know what this shirt really means.
January 28th, 2010
I have a feeling he is compensating for something else..hmmm now what could it be?
January 28th, 2010
Ok guys really .. Lets just say he did whip his old pecker out… WHAT IF it looked like a babies arm holding a biscuit????? Then we wouldn’t be so quick to make fun would we???? OK well maybe we would ha ha
January 28th, 2010
That’s just wrong on so many levels….Not to be mean, but maybe he has a small lil’ willy if he has to wear a shirt like that….
January 28th, 2010
blwaaaaaah
January 29th, 2010
I’m sure all you ladies would be saying a different story if he was good looking. I might buy the shirt myself. Thanks for the link to spencers up there where it’s sold. I’m sure this guy is living a way more happy life expressing himself and not having a controlling wife wich all you husbands out there can relate to. It’s just a shirt, so I don’t find anything wrong with this pic at all.
January 29th, 2010
Why not? I certainly don’t see anyhting else going for ya.
February 2nd, 2010
Nope. Your taste in T-shirts rocks my boat.
February 3rd, 2010
wE LADIES NEED A SHIRT THAT SAYS IF WE HAVE TO LIFT YOUR BELLY TO FIND IT WE WOULD JUST RATHER FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!
February 6th, 2010
My wife just said it all: “I’m sure he doesn’t have a big dick, just a big fat ass, and a very tiny brain.”
February 8th, 2010
Have none of you ever heard of irony? It’s just possible that he means this as a joke and not be taken literally.
February 9th, 2010
Use me for my big imagination.
February 13th, 2010
Too bad it’s hidden under that big fat roll (along with the TV remote, a corndog, and his pet Chihuahua.)
February 16th, 2010
HE WISH!!! LOL
February 17th, 2010
Two words for you ” Prove it!”
February 18th, 2010
Somebody please introduce him to the chick in the “Dick Eater” shirt!
February 19th, 2010
1- Yes ladies- it’s hard to use someone for what they don’t have.
2- The sad part is that his 1 inch dick is still fatter than his bank account.
3- Please don’t use him for his razor either- he’s down to his last one and he’s apparently trying to make it last.
4- What this picture doesn’t show is that this shirt is a hand me down.
February 23rd, 2010
I especially like the fact that he’s wearing a wedding ring…
February 24th, 2010
u know hez got da smallest dick in da world!
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