January 26th, 2010
Snake Bitten
Tags: exotic pet, snake
Alright, so check this out, never in a million years would you be able to guess what his nickname is. Not a chance! What’s that?…..Snake? Oh, yeah you got it. It’s snake. Good guess.
California
Alright, so check this out, never in a million years would you be able to guess what his nickname is. Not a chance! What’s that?…..Snake? Oh, yeah you got it. It’s snake. Good guess.
California
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January 26th, 2010
“Nice snake, huh? Wanna what else I got in my windowless van?”
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January 26th, 2010
Snake is currently in the job market. His resume mirrors his appearance. Be impressed…be very impressed
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January 26th, 2010
Badass.
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January 26th, 2010
omg!!!! i think that is my old roommate lmao!!!!
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January 26th, 2010
okay i am just wondering WHY walmart let him INSIDE with a snake on his shoulders? is this possible the first SNAKE serving as a service animal? LOLOL
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January 26th, 2010
Oh how cute! He brought his date to Walmart before they went out for the night.
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January 26th, 2010
Perhaps Walmart should reconsider their pet policy. That could result in a good percentage of their customers not being allowed in.
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January 26th, 2010
I would’ve guessed his nickname was Douche Bag.
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January 26th, 2010
Well at least he isn’t exposing his trouser snake…
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January 26th, 2010
soooo, i’m pretty sure you can’t bring “pets” into walsmart. notgonnalie.
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WHO BRINGS A DAMN SNAKE TO WAL-MART? WTF PPL? Oh, I guess the REALLY cool people.
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January 26th, 2010
Hope no wal-mart creatures bring their mice!
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January 26th, 2010
Hope there are no unattended small children roaming the aisles…
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January 26th, 2010
I can’t wait to read the headline – Snake chokes the Sh*t out of dumb a$$ in WalMart parking lot. Friends say they he never saw it coming.
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January 26th, 2010
Is that a snake or are you just happy to see me?
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January 26th, 2010
Hope there are no unattended small children roaming the aisles… Snake looks hungry.
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January 26th, 2010
snakes on a motha fucking planeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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January 26th, 2010
That guy is totally hot.
January 26th, 2010
Yeahh…’cause big snakes + Walmart = a great way to pick up chicks?!
January 26th, 2010
Attention whore much?
January 26th, 2010
I can see a dog for a blind person, maybe even a monkey. BUT THIS IS A SNAKE. HELLOOOOOO ITS A SNAKE. WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH A SNAKE IN WAL MART.
January 26th, 2010
BORING! I’ve seen that where I work, and I work at a bank.
January 26th, 2010
Anyone that has worked with or around health code stuff would know this animal is not allowed inside any store that carries any type of food. And I SERIOUSLY doubt this snake is a SERVICE ANIMAL! Did anyone ask him to take the snake out of the store?
January 26th, 2010
I think solid would like to have his snake back..
January 26th, 2010
So cruel you think this snakes likes to be carried around like that This is why people should not have animals like this
January 26th, 2010
HEY, I cant see the other end of the snake. Maybe big dick boy wasnt lying with that shirt. and he pulled it all out to prove us all wrong. He just wrapped it all around this dude.
January 26th, 2010
“My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun”
January 26th, 2010
Finally graduated and is going to get his class of 89 senior picture done.
January 26th, 2010
Well at least he’s cute, and with a snake that size….mmmhmmm…hahaha
January 26th, 2010
Oh he’s the Walmart plumber and the deli sink is clogged and needs a snake..now i remember
January 26th, 2010
evidentally the ohter thing not allowed into Walmart is class
January 26th, 2010
The big snake on the shoulders is a diversion so that people don’t make fun of the little snake in the trousers.
January 26th, 2010
:: singing :: Trusssssst in meeee… :: singing ::
January 26th, 2010
to ASHE above….I bet your picture is somewhere in the archives.
January 26th, 2010
Hey, I know this guy! Of course, I’ve never seen him again since the day this picture was taken. I remember it well, because he beat the crap out of me that day. It was the day I brought MY pet mongoose to Wal Mart to show him off. Hey, how was I supposed to know?
January 26th, 2010
He must be compensating for something
January 26th, 2010
Is that Bo Bice?
Must be an American Idol marketing ploy…
January 26th, 2010
OMFG! Seriously, is there no damn limit to what people will do in Wal*Mart? I for one am petrified of snakes, and seeing that, would have made me go into panic mode. Wal*Mart greeters didn’t tell him to take it back out, because they were afraid the snake would eat their wrinkled old ass. Ugh.
January 26th, 2010
whoa, he is sexy and I’m not even joking
January 26th, 2010
“Yea, go ahead…touch my snake”
January 26th, 2010
“Just try to frisk me”
January 26th, 2010
The only way he got in the store with that thing is cause the two 80 year old ladies @ the door fainted from freaking fear!
January 26th, 2010
Hey Jay, where’s Silent Bob? Snoochie Boochies!
January 26th, 2010
Okay, I gotta admit I’m getting kind of pissed off. When my dog was a tiny puppy I had to make an emergency run into Wal*Mart and didn’t want to leave the puppy in the car. They kicked me out. I fully understood, but I see dogs in there all the time and now this website…I call bullsh!t!!
For cryin’ out loud they have wild birds that have flown in and live in the store and poop all over. Wal*Mart’s pissing me off…lol.
January 26th, 2010
He sorta looks like a young, hot Axl Rose
January 26th, 2010
NO, that trailer park long-haired greaseball with the Garth Brooks-era cowboy shirt is not sexy. He looks like the type that has trouble making rent EVERY single month, but has things like a pet python and a “bitchin” samurai sword collection proudly on display.
January 26th, 2010
hes cute tho! lol
January 26th, 2010
He’s just got that to distract the cops from the sticky nugs you KNOW are in his pocket.
January 26th, 2010
BTW, that looks like a guy named Derek I went to high school with…in California.
January 26th, 2010
I guess the only thing wall mart doesn’t allow you to bring with you is your dignity.
January 26th, 2010
You people discriminate against snakes and disgust me. How is that poor snake supposed to get around – he’s got no freaking legs! This snake is a patriot – paying the unemployable to carry him around so he can pick up some personal care items, Captin Crunch and Cheetos.
While I know its redundant for POW – that dude is a moron.
January 26th, 2010
He looks like that vampire from Twilight!
January 26th, 2010
Haha I never thought I’d see the day when I’d actually know a person on this site.
January 26th, 2010
He’s cute!
January 26th, 2010
I think he suffers from little dick syndrome hence the snake to make up for his small member.
January 26th, 2010
I like snakes but they can still stay the hell out of Walmart. Some people are so phobic that it could cause a stampede.
January 26th, 2010
Looks like somebody wants to follow in Jake “The Snake” Roberts footsteps.
January 26th, 2010
Jay?? JAY!! Where’s Silent Bob?
January 26th, 2010
I’m looking for the infant section. I need a baby rattler.
January 26th, 2010
WTF???? PEOPLE DIDN’T LIKE DAMN SNAKES, BUT TYPE MOTHER FUCKING ON THERE AND PEOPLE LOVE IT???? STUPID MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
January 26th, 2010
Besides the hole salmonella issue I think the dudes pretty hot!
January 26th, 2010
He’s kinda rough but I can definitely see “cuteness” potential in this guy….. kind of a Brad Pitt meets Kurt Cobain .
January 26th, 2010
I think he is HOT
January 26th, 2010
i tried to bring in a brand new puppy that was just inoculated at the clinic next door in the shopping plaza, and I was instantly stopped at the door said animals not allowed. This was a little chihuahua.. in my purse… and I get turned away.. and this guy gets in ??? WTH??
January 26th, 2010
Captain Douchebag may be more appropriate for a nickname.
January 26th, 2010
“Never in a million years” would I get close to that!
January 26th, 2010
that dude is nasty,look at his nasty ass hair where the snake has been pissing in it, yes,snake’s do piss and take a dump,,,,, run his nasty ass outta the store,,,,,,,,,,,
January 26th, 2010
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH BRINGING SALMONELLA INTO A PLACE PEOPLE BUY FOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DAMN IT!
January 26th, 2010
singing ” Here I go again on my owwwwn, like a drifter I was born to walk alone….”
January 26th, 2010
Why is it always the pretty boys that are bat-shit crazy?
January 26th, 2010
I have nothing bad to say about this one. He is dead sexy!
January 26th, 2010
Wonder if the snake has a pierced tongue. Hear it improves oral sex.
January 26th, 2010
What do you wanna bet this is compensation for a tiny penis.
January 26th, 2010
The snake is just there to scare off the Wal-Critters.
January 26th, 2010
@ LYDIA……
Common, I know you want to call this a “service animal” don’t you?
The disabilties that grease ball here has are obvioulsly he is attention starved and he is a fleabag. The snake gets him attention from other people and eats the fleas????
January 26th, 2010
What is the value of a reptile as a pet ? They have no real intelligence- just primitve brain stem function . There is only one reason people carry snakes around – to get attention.
January 26th, 2010
She said, “I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you”
January 26th, 2010
No F-ing way! NO! I don’t care if it’s your pet or how much you love it. Leave the F-ing snake in the F-ing car!! I’m with Indiana Jones. “I HATE SNAKES”!!
January 26th, 2010
Oh look it’s WWE’s Jake the snake Roberts.
January 26th, 2010
he brought the snake in to eat all those dang wild birds that are always flying around overhead.
January 26th, 2010
The chick behind him looks more interesting.
January 26th, 2010
I think he’s HOT!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2010
I think this was staged. You can tell he is just beyond the entrance inside the store. He probably sweet talked his way past the greeter or waited until there was a large amount of people walking in and slipped past the greeter with the crowd. I bet after the pic was taken he turned around and walked out of the store.
January 26th, 2010
I am astounded at how many gals think home boy here is “hot.”
I’m gonna quit bathing, get a smoke smell permeated coat, and grow my hair long (whats left anyway.)
January 26th, 2010
holy salmonella….another reason to avoid the produce dept!
January 26th, 2010
Snake needs a shampoo and a haircut. Don’t wanna hear any BS story about how his “natural hair oil” is good for the reptile.
January 26th, 2010
If you think that’s a big snake, you should see the one he’s hiding in his pants! Seriously guys I’m not kidding, he’s my talent scout for all of my porn endeavors.
January 26th, 2010
I’d hit that.
January 26th, 2010
Most of the commenters on this site need to be fed to this snake…..
January 26th, 2010
Oh look, it’s a service snake…and it just ate the service monkey.
January 26th, 2010
“My, my, my, I’m once bitten twice shy babe”
January 26th, 2010
I don’t know what’s up with the snake,,,but he is hott!
January 26th, 2010
“Price check at cash #13. How much for this fucking reptile?”
January 26th, 2010
The man brings his snake in every week to eat the rats in the very back of the warehouse!! What’s so EVIL ABOUT THAT?!!
January 26th, 2010
Keep yer snake in yer cage while you’re in Wal-Mart buddy, uh, both of them.
January 26th, 2010
I’d wager his name is douche-bag….uh…dude….. not the snake. The snake is obviously a service snake. Many patients with severe ” little dick-itis syndrum” are prescribed these wonderful creatures to compensate for their tiny ,tiny weiners .
January 26th, 2010
Ok, so on this webiste we’ve seen a rooster, a goat, a cat, and a snake (plus a few more I’m surely forgetting). I think someone needs to up the ante and bring in a llama or an emu. Yes, an emu would do nicely.
January 26th, 2010
@ EAT ME…….
I hope they removed the trademark “service monkey diaper” from the monkey the snake ate….
January 26th, 2010
Hey look kids, It’s Captain Douchebag and his lover Mr. Slithers!
January 26th, 2010
I don’t see any leash. Are snakes allowed out in public without one?
January 27th, 2010
Snake? Snake Plisskin?? I heard you were dead…
January 27th, 2010
Hey…he actually seems like a cool guy……
Id pet his snake….
Did I say that aloud? Oops XD
January 27th, 2010
To the idiots who complain about salmonella. The last big scare came from organic spinach. Stop being such scaredy cats, do you wipe the handlebar of the shopping cart , your money and god knows what off with santizing wipes, NO?
January 27th, 2010
i like snakes
January 27th, 2010
he shows the chicks his snake
January 27th, 2010
I’m didn’t even notice the snake at first, I was just shocked to finally see a good lookin’ man here. Mmm.
January 27th, 2010
That skin of that snake would make a nice pair of boots
January 27th, 2010
Dude looks like Brad Pitt from 12 Monkeys. Why does he need to tote around a snake to attract the freaks? Lame.
January 27th, 2010
I don’t see anything wrong with the snake, other than it’s probably violating some health code.
January 27th, 2010
Luke, only you would end up on this website….
January 27th, 2010
Are they hiring blind door greeters. If I saw this in Wal Mart I would have the manager standing in front of me explaining WHY.
January 27th, 2010
Ok. This is the worst one yet. I like animals, I do not think they belong in a store that sells food. I fucking hate snakes!! It pisses me off that this attention whore gets to bring his disgusting snake in there! I agree when someone earlier said the greeters were probably afraid of him and his snake!
January 27th, 2010
I wonder if the Wal-Mart Powers That Be who probably check this site will ever realize that the greeters should probably start turning away the people who are half naked or flaunting an animal…. There are enough comments about it, you would think that maybe someone will present them at a staff meeting so that they can make (or at least start to enforce) some store policies!
January 27th, 2010
This is a picture that Alice Cooper could appreciate. Now if he only can play golf…
January 27th, 2010
Atention Whore
January 27th, 2010
Wouldn’t it be much easier to wear a sign around your neck reading “I’m an enormous douche bag”?
January 27th, 2010
Sorry, i’m afraid this guy is awesome.
January 27th, 2010
Right after they check out, they’re going to score some tickets for the Morris Day and The Time show.
January 27th, 2010
alice coopers long lost brother shirley
January 27th, 2010
Mellissa
Cats, monkeys and snakes… WTF can you NOT take into Walmart?
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January 26th, 2010
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You can’t bring a 7 week old puppy in! We drove 4 hrs to get our puppy and we needed to run into Walmart to get him a couple of things. I told my husband no animals in Walmart (before I started reading this site) and he brought him anyway. The lady at the door said we couldn’t bring him inside. I like snakes,monkeys, goats, iguanas and every other animal that has been on this website, but I don’t think they belong in the store unless you truly need them!!! Come on people!!!!!
January 27th, 2010
Maybe the greeter was afraid of snakes?
January 27th, 2010
Hopin this boa wraps itself around this dudes throat ever so subtly, and start squeeeeezing.
Attention whore.
January 27th, 2010
I would freak out if I went to Walmart and some guy had a snake!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27th, 2010
…AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
January 27th, 2010
Is that a seeing eye snake? Or do snakes not fall under the rule of “service animals only”?
January 27th, 2010
Hes HOT!
January 27th, 2010
“Wanna pet my snake? HAW, HAW, HAWWW! Get it?? ‘pet my snake’? Dude, I’m tellin’ ya…the babes fall all over themselves with that one!!”
January 27th, 2010
Dude is SUH-MOKIN HOT!!! Anybody that hot is totally entitled to wear any kind of reptile necklace that they want to wear. You know, because he’s hot. And that’s all that matters. You’re welcome.
January 27th, 2010
Chickens, monkeys, giant lizards, and now snakes?!? WTF?
January 27th, 2010
I dunno guys. I’d tap that. I would just make his snake wait in my roomate’s mouse cage. …
January 27th, 2010
Yeah, he has a snake at Walmart..it’s a little weird..BUT, he’s HOT! I’d do him
January 27th, 2010
Leave your creepy at home. and i am not talking just about the snake.
January 27th, 2010
Okay, there is absolutely no reason that he could give for bringing a SNAKE into a Wal-Mart that would be more important than public safety, my concern is that some poor old woman will see this and freak out or worse. There is no way that this snake is a service animal and no way you can defend this stupidity. WHERE ARE THE DOOR GREETERS? I hate wal mart for this very reason, can we bring back common sense. that would be nice for a change.
January 27th, 2010
@ Tara, you really dont see anything wrong with this, you probably think this dude is hot and want to fuck him while the snake watches. This guy is an attention seeking whore and you are just a whore.
January 27th, 2010
This is a list of animals that we have seen on this site. let me know if i have forgotten any of them. the snake of course, a chicken, a racoon, a pot bellied pig, a llama, a tiger, like 3 goats, a couple of birds, and more monkeys than should ever be in Wal-Mart. and i think a cat.
January 27th, 2010
“Buffy” decided the gerbils weren’t long enough for his needs
January 27th, 2010
Does the local code enforcements and health departments not do ANYTHING about the crap that goes on in a Walmart. Seriously.
Monkey’s, goats, birds, SNAKES. All ALLOWED IN THE STORE!?!?!?! I thought those were against the health dept or does Walmart not care.
January 27th, 2010
I agree with both sides on the snakes-in-public idea; I have snakes and used to have one I *loved* taking places–a bright orange & black Okeetee corn snake who loved people and attention. In his 15-year lifespan, he bit precisely one person one time, and it wasn’t the toddler who broke six of his ribs squeezing him. It was me (he had 2 rules and I broke ‘em both at once) and it was the only time he ever even threatened a strike that I could see. And yet everywhere I took him, he traveled in the king-size mustard-colored pillowcase I eventually buried him in, because unlike a lot of snake owners & fans, I can empathize with the phobics. I have anxiety disorder, panic attacks as a result, arachnophobia, and a very vivid imagination. I know what I would do if I got in a checkout line and the person in front of me had a tarantula cozied up on their shoulder! Ophidiophobes should not be subjected to randomly finding themselves face-to-snakey-face with their worst fear. Having a fine healthy young snake (that’s a Burmese python and could clear 15 feet when fully mature) you can take places is great, but be f*kkin courteous and get that bad boy a travel bag!
January 27th, 2010
How in the hell does someone get to carry a snake into a store that sells food and has hundreds of kids running amok? Oh, I forgot, it is the Wal…
January 27th, 2010
Can’t believe I’m sayin this……..I would hit that! (the guy not the snake to be clear)
January 27th, 2010
He is a hottie! I would love to see his other snake. >;-)
January 27th, 2010
i think the guy is kinda cute!!
January 27th, 2010
He’s beautiful! The man, not the snake btw.
January 27th, 2010
If your Snakes hungry there is a Dog in the Electronics Isle just looking for any reason to be set free from the sad life of riding in a back pack.
January 27th, 2010
nuthin wrong with that, id totally rock a snake!! i used to have a 10 ft burmeese python, waaaay to big to carry around….plus she would potentially eat small children. ooops.
January 27th, 2010
I love snakes and have had several as pets throughout the years, currently a south american clown faced boa, but this dude is simply wearing the snake for effect. He is using it as an accessory in a sad attempt to up his “kewl” factor. Bet he idolizes Chris Angel too.
January 27th, 2010
Melissa, to answer your question:
Class.
January 27th, 2010
Very cute! I’d do him for trade..
January 27th, 2010
Apparently he didn’t know WalMart no longer sells hamsters and gerbils
January 27th, 2010
NEJ, the Wal-Mart directors probably get a laugh. More publicity, free advertising, and as a bonus, the people walking around with a camera might buy things too…
I wouldn’t be surprised if Wal-Mart bought or secretly owned POWM to run it as a viral ad campaign.
January 27th, 2010
This guy only looks familiar because he was every bass player in every 90s band.
January 27th, 2010
It is due to idiots like this that there is a python and boa species ban being voted on in congress. Support ARK (American Reptile Keepers)
January 27th, 2010
that guy is a certified bad ass.
January 27th, 2010
is that a real snake?!?!?! i love this website
January 27th, 2010
That’s hot!
January 27th, 2010
Ok, he is obviously smug about all the attention. What I wanna know, is do you have to remove that chin ring every time you shave?
January 27th, 2010
Well shit. Haven’t seen Luke in forever…
January 27th, 2010
I’m not so shocked about the snake as I am to see a hot guy on POWM.
January 27th, 2010
In my fantasy world, Snake is now my new husband.
January 27th, 2010
Dude…th think I went to High School with this guy!
January 27th, 2010
Damn. Can I have his phone number? hes hot!
January 27th, 2010
i bet Jake “The Snake” Roberts put this kid up to it, had the kid said no, Jake would had done it for drug money. we all know Jake The Snake loves his snakes
January 28th, 2010
I used to do that – long before WalMart. Took my boa in my shoulder bag. Loved going into bars and scaring the poo out of the would-be suitors!! Many many funny stories during the years of having Gibraltor – even as a classroom member in high school biology.
January 28th, 2010
I can’t wait for the new ADA regulations to come that disallow animals such as snakes from being service animals. Hopefully Walmart will learn the new laws and we’ll only see people sneaking their purse pooches into Walmart. But from the great way Walmart does everything else, I doubt they’ll be able to properly train their staff. They already don’t implement their federally-mandated service dog policy. They are looking at another ADA lawsuit if they don’t shape up!
January 28th, 2010
i’d let him snake me
January 28th, 2010
He’s wearing a jacket. I do hope he’s not toting his snake around in weather that’s too cold for the poor thing.
January 28th, 2010
This is hysterical ….about every woman that his visited this has mentioned how hot they think this guy is. I have to think a good portion of these gals are more than likely “hot” in their own right. All the guys think he looks like a colossal douchebag (including myself).
Guys, we should listen…..dude looks like a greasy F*cktard, but obvioulsy he’s getting WAY more action than any of us…..HMMMM.
January 28th, 2010
What a fucking douche!! Ok really i always try not to cuss around on here but this smerk on this cocksuckers face makes me want to beat my fist to death with his face, of course following me ripping that pussy piercing out of his bottom lip, and for his snake i would take it back to the fresh meats and throw it in a meat grinder!!!
January 28th, 2010
Yeah and any bitch that thinks he is hot!! Well i would consider a gutterslut!!
January 28th, 2010
its funny to think that hes walking around with snake shit on his back
January 28th, 2010
I think someone needs to introduce Snake to shampoo.
January 28th, 2010
Beautiful burmese python – too bad his owner’s not that great looking
January 29th, 2010
I would SH_T my pants if I was this guy in walmart!
January 29th, 2010
I would SH_T my pants if I saw this guy in walmart!
January 29th, 2010
he’s hot, therefore he can do whatever he wants.
January 29th, 2010
wow that guy is incredibly hot and that snake is awesome!
January 29th, 2010
HEY! no pets allowed. the snake can stay, but you gotta go.
January 29th, 2010
To Angie above, I love you comment about the snake eating the greeters old wrinkled ass…. That was the best one yet….ROTFLMAO… I am not afraid of snakes, but I sure as fu#k don’t want the damn thing around my neck…..
January 29th, 2010
Actually if that’s the Buena Park CA Walmart, I think that dude works there… I see a guy that looks just like hiim pushing carts from the parking lot all the time. Maybe he was just in to get his paycheck…whatever that is…
January 30th, 2010
sexy!!!!
January 30th, 2010
I’ve seen some of the families that bring their children in to go shop. I’m not ANYONE to judge, ( just look up a few days from now), BUT,sometimes,I’d ruther deal with the guy and the snake than the parents that canna control their children.
January 30th, 2010
hahaha, this is my old roomate. I’m not suprised at all.
January 31st, 2010
THERE’S TOO MANY MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING STORE!
January 31st, 2010
Ok apart from the snake, That guys Hot!
January 31st, 2010
“its funny to think that hes walking around with snake shit on his back ”
Snakes only crap like once a week, or even longer depending on when they have been fed. >.>
February 1st, 2010
OMG… this guy looks like Shannon Hoon (except for the snake part)
February 1st, 2010
That dude is hot.
February 2nd, 2010
Ladies beware: If he tries to get you out to his van by asking if you want to see his ‘other snake’, RUN!!
February 2nd, 2010
Ok, despite him having a snake in Walmart, he is freakin HOT!
February 3rd, 2010
Meh, get rid of the snake, and I’d hit that. =)
February 3rd, 2010
I wondered what Jesse James Dupree was up to these days.
February 3rd, 2010
I’ll bet he’s going around telling everyone he’s from Nantucket.
February 4th, 2010
That guy is kind of hot. Where in CA is this? somebody tell me haha!
c n warren @ m s n dotcom
February 8th, 2010
It’s one way of getting a seat all to yourself on the bus.
February 9th, 2010
snake baby call me…gah thats a sexy man…
February 10th, 2010
OMG! Ian! I know him!!!!
February 10th, 2010
Nice Burm! Ive alwasy wanted to take my Boa into walmart but i didnt think they would let me in…
February 12th, 2010
Actually……….he’s pretty hot…
February 13th, 2010
ive gotta give this guy props cause he is HOTTT!!! and i love snakes……wonder if hed let me tickle his snake haha
February 15th, 2010
Dear slobs,
Never mind the boy in the photograph – he’s just utilitarian. This was when I went investigating to see what all the hub-bub was about, and do you people ever need My help! Out of My generous nature, go to My website to pick up some pointers on how to dress yourselves. That is all, and you’re welcome.
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February 15th, 2010
that’s really amazing and freaky.but in some way
cooooooooooollllllllllllllll……………
February 18th, 2010
He’s hot and that’s a beautiful burmese… Makes me miss mine (R.I.P Edgar!) Anyone have his number?
February 21st, 2010
Wearing my snake to wal-mart to show how cool I am = Epic Fail
February 23rd, 2010
I’d do ‘im
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March 3rd, 2010
What an Attention Homo. “Hmmm, how can I go to the store, mind my own business, AND get All the attention my parents never gave me from complete strangers??? I know! I’ll run by the pet store first and buy the biggest snake money can buy! Yay for me getting attention!!!” . . . Fag
Oh yeah, I’m hating. It’s been done. You can’t undo the past.
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March 3rd, 2010
He’s fucking hot.
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April 22nd, 2010
i must say this is the 1st cute person i seen so far in like 80 pages, snakes weird but dude is hot
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April 26th, 2010
You have done it again. Superb article!
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May 27th, 2010
I used to work at walmart, and this guy actually came in about once a month with that damn snake. The policy (at least at our store) was that if the door greeters did not tell him the snake wasn’t allowed, then no one else could because he was already in the store. The door greeters at this particular walmart probably wouldn’t even tell Bin Laden to leave, even if he were strapped with bombs.
They let this guy in. Another customer had a cart full of full grown chickens/hens. Some lady dresses up 8 of her chihuahuas in ’service animal’ vests and keeps them in a stroller. people come in with a whole bunch of crap that “isn’t allowed” but dumb ass door greeters don’t feel ‘comfortable’ confronting people, so they stick with letting them pass, and waving bye to obvious theft.
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June 17th, 2010
These comments are so sad. My son and I like to go places with our two snakes. They’re totally tame, not poisonous (like the one this gentleman was carrying), and, frankly, far less dangerous than one of those stupid yappy chihuahuas. I am constantly astonished at the incredible ignorance that surrounds these graceful and beautiful creatures.
Why do we take our snakes out “to play”? Simply because the more they are handled, the better they do with people. I have taken them to school (where I work), to fairs, for walks around my arm … anything to remind them who their friends are.
Besides, you’d be amazed how funny it is to watch stupid males scream like little girls. lol
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June 21st, 2010
Well I have an enormous fear of snakes that developed when I was young and saw a kid at camp get bit in the eye by a water moccasin, and personally I do not care to see a damn snake while going into walmart. Not for nothing, but snakes should not even be kept as pets. Because humans are too stupid and do not know how to properly care for them and these creatures end up roaming the streets or end up in the neighbor’s closet!!So mister, take your stupid ass self and your snake and go home….
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July 14th, 2010
i wouldve guessed duesch or maybe turd
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July 19th, 2010
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