January 27th, 2010
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With the obvious exception of Bubba in the green tank top in the back, can you pick out a single villain you would be scared of or a single hero that you would trust to save you?
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With the obvious exception of Bubba in the green tank top in the back, can you pick out a single villain you would be scared of or a single hero that you would trust to save you?
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Scared of the dude in the chair for sure!
January 27th, 2010
The girls are all fat except the one sitting on the floor.
January 27th, 2010
Yup the guy in the chair…lol
January 27th, 2010
Un-SuperHero Squad, anyone?
January 27th, 2010
Superhero?? More like Super-Zero…!
what were they thinking?
January 27th, 2010
Unfortunately…..this is the best dressed group of people I’ve ever seen on this site.
January 27th, 2010
She-Hulk is MINE. I do her.
January 27th, 2010
I didnt know Capt.America wore one glove and Pro Keds???
January 27th, 2010
Oh, WOW! You think they have a theme song? Would love to hear it!
January 27th, 2010
There’s one or two I wouldnt mind… Oh wait, what were we talking about?
January 27th, 2010
Not a high school diploma in the bunch
January 27th, 2010
Is the dude next to spiderman a big brown penis?
January 27th, 2010
That girl with the black on the ground is hott…’
January 27th, 2010
Whats up with the guy in the back who’s wearing a trash can?
January 27th, 2010
…the lady in red and gold looks like she could save you…..the chair guy looks like hes up to something..sitting there all normal and stuff…makes ya wonder what hes up to..
January 27th, 2010
The name is Storm, not Storms.
January 27th, 2010
Heh. Storm.
January 27th, 2010
I think this is pretty cool. I wonder what Wal Mart this was at. The costumes are very authentic.
January 27th, 2010
Oh, that thick one just to the left (as you view it) of the dude in the wheelchair…. the dyed red hair and the red sash with the thick thighs and the attitude…. SHE could save me anytime!!!!
Can’t tell about the gothy gal two to her left, or the tat-armed trollop kneeling on the other side of the wheelchair dude, but possibly.
Yeah…. the rest are just frightening!!
January 27th, 2010
This picture fails because nobody dressed as Deadpool
January 27th, 2010
Funny thing is…..this is the Management !
January 27th, 2010
i dont see anything wrong here….maybe thats the problem
i think this is a pretty cool picture..theres nothing in this photo threating to burn our my retinas
January 27th, 2010
I’m a CON geek so I can’t actually be too mad or shocked that so many geeks probably during a convention, would converge in a WalMart.
January 27th, 2010
how about the guy on the right in the whit shirt….he keeps his ball sack in his pocket
January 27th, 2010
I have to say, this is pretty awesome, with the obvious exception of Bubba in the green tank top in the back.
January 27th, 2010
I don’t know who the fat guy in the mask is supposed to be, but he sure seems enthusiastic about it.
January 27th, 2010
The dude with the trashcan, I think is supposed to be the Juggernaut, bonus points to whoever can identify every last one of them
January 27th, 2010
The supergirls could use a little time at Jenny Craig, Slenderlife, Weight Watchers, Slim Fast…………
January 27th, 2010
I’m loving the Garbage Can Juggernaut. It’s the epitome of class AND functionality in the world of Super Villains.
January 27th, 2010
THE FANTASTIC 24!!!!!
DELI GIRL…..BAKERY GUY…..ELECTRONICS MAN…..ONE-HOUR PHOTO BOY…….FRIED CHICKEN WOMAN……?????
January 27th, 2010
Any woman superhero that has Boots on is HOT and doable
January 27th, 2010
Its like a trailer park, walmart, and a costume store were thrown in a blender and this was the result.
January 27th, 2010
I bet they’re good at Dungeons and Dragons, too.
On another note, the chick in black sitting in the center on the floor in front is pretty freakin’ hot.
January 27th, 2010
Im The Juggernaut Bitch
January 27th, 2010
I think its the Blob or just some Hillbilly that thought he was important
Dont you Love how the Tokin black Super Heroes or in the back? Skinny Blade and from the looks of it Buckweed!
January 27th, 2010
Man, I wish our Walmart team was cool enough to have worn costumes for Halloween. All we ever get is long faces.
January 27th, 2010
This is what the Marvel characters would look like if they had a couch, a TV, a bag of chips, and no desire in life.
January 27th, 2010
I am thinkin the to chicks on the left end could come rescue me anytime.. specially like the cfm boots
January 27th, 2010
The “trashcan” I believe is supposed to be juggernaut. Otherwise, this pic kinda rocks. As far as the women with curves needing weight watchers, etc. I think they are rockin it out! There are a few costumes that could have had a it more thought put into them, but for the most part, pretty good job. The most I ever get from Walmart employees is bitterness and resentment! These people seem to either really enjoy their jobs or really enjoy dressing as superheroes!
I also agree that Deadpool should be represented, but maybe he’s just too cool to be in this pic!!
January 27th, 2010
HAHA! I wonder if the roller derby skaters from the Dallas area know they made to the site!
January 27th, 2010
Hmmm, in a group they look like a really fun crowd. If I ran across one individually in Walmart, they would scare me.
January 27th, 2010
This one seems a bit out of bounds. Halloween, easy. Everybody dresses in costumes they really shouldn’t. Okay, then there are the two or three who didn’t get the “we’re dressing as super heroes” e-mail.
These schmoes happened to gather at Walmart and got a goofy group pic done of them. BD.
Now, if it were understood that this is how they dress EVERY @#$%ING DAY, then yeah, they’d be freaks.
Sill sorta got my eye on “Elektra,” there…
January 27th, 2010
I think the guy in the back is supposed to be juggernot. I think this is really cute, it is like a ‘where are they now’ for superheroes. you know, after their metabolism slowed down and they got outta shape.
awesome!
January 27th, 2010
Looks like Storm ate Colossus. Jubilee should be thirteen, not “forty and divorced” looking. Looks like the Super-soldier serum wore off on Cap. But I’m kinda impressed with Ghost Rider.
January 27th, 2010
The scary part is, I bet after this picture was taken, all costumes were put back ON the shelves. And when did Captin America turn into a vamire? whats with the blood? And I do like T’s remarks.
January 27th, 2010
The chick in the black sitting up front can save me any day of the week!
January 27th, 2010
…I SEE A FEW FEMALE SUPER-HEROES THAT ARE GIITIN’ MY GIDDY-UP A-GOIN’!!!…
January 27th, 2010
I was hoping to see my favorite character…Mullet Man…but I guess I see him enough on this site already.
January 27th, 2010
This looks like my last family reunion… and I’m bubba..
January 27th, 2010
I think I got most of them figured out the chick on the far left is throwing me off though. Fat dude is supposed to be the Blob, or Wal-Mart man as I like to call him. Trash can dude is gonna be Juggernaut. Hottie in the middle is Dominoe. Seems appropriate that the hottest one would be a lesser super hero. Pretty sure that’s Blade behind Blob, and we got some Momma Cass action with the chick in front of Bubba, he might actually be Sandman considering how well done She-Hulk is.
January 27th, 2010
OMG I can’t believe it….it is Thunder Thighs from Weight Watchermen next to the bald dude in the wheelchair. Wow…
January 27th, 2010
With the exception of Bubba can you name all the costumes? I see She-Hulk, a tattooed Jubilee, & Storm that needs to call Jenny Craig.
January 27th, 2010
Heh. The geek in me loves this. Ha ha ha.
January 27th, 2010
I’m a target man myself
January 27th, 2010
Who’s that in the blue skirt – Pricess Garter Belt???
January 27th, 2010
Coulda been worse…coulda been Trekkies (shudder…)
January 27th, 2010
The chick in the Phoenix costume is by far the best.
January 27th, 2010
I’m thinking I may need to take tattooed Jubilee back to the stock room, so we can “save the world”
January 27th, 2010
you got a Misfit in our X-Men!
No! you got X-men in our Misfits!
January 27th, 2010
It’s nice to see wally mart supporting virgins and helping them get out of their mom’s basements!
January 27th, 2010
IT’S THE JUGGER-NOT, BITCH!
January 27th, 2010
I have something the chick in black could help me with
January 27th, 2010
LOLLOLOL
they probably had a big orgy that night (still in character of course)
January 27th, 2010
I hit this site every morning for a quick fix of the grotesque or ludicrous or just plain weird….
PoWM – You never fail to deliver!
January 27th, 2010
wow a moron convention – a combined IQ of Negative 10!
January 27th, 2010
Is the big brown costume in the back supposed to be a giant turd?
January 27th, 2010
Love the Dark Phoenix!
January 27th, 2010
This is awesome! Thumbs up!
January 27th, 2010
People who haven’t had pussy since pussy had them.
January 27th, 2010
I’d let any of those heroines rescue me!! I’d even thank them traditionally lol
January 27th, 2010
I’d trust the hottie in the front.
January 27th, 2010
i’d trust the young lady in the blue mini skirt to save me.
January 27th, 2010
I kind of like Super Whore on the far left.
January 27th, 2010
Well, i honestly wouldn’t mind being saved by some of those girls….you know…..the ones who aren’t plus size models.
January 27th, 2010
The blond honey in the back next to the chap in the green tank top, that honey in front, and that honey in the shiny red outfit. Yep, they could save me even if I’m not in trouble. And mouth to mouth would work well.
January 27th, 2010
Dude! That Ghost Rider costume is awesome! Pretty clever! Also, Jubilee & Domino are HAWT!
January 27th, 2010
Hmmm…a female Captain Marvel (a DC character, mind you).
Willy the Pimp would kick all their asses.
January 27th, 2010
yes, i see 5 r 6 i’d give a poke,,,,
January 27th, 2010
You wrote, “With the obvious exception of Bubba in the green tank top in the back, can you pick out a single villain you would be scared of or a single hero that you would trust to save you?”
You should have explained, “With the obvious exception of Bubba in the green tank top in the back, can you pick out a single villain of whom you would be scared or a single hero whom you would trust to save you?”
January 27th, 2010
I actually like this….dressing up is always fun
January 27th, 2010
I hope these are customers and not WM employees. I can dig Halloween but who would show their fat belly at work?
January 27th, 2010
Our highly trained and well educated staff are here to help you with all of your WalMart needs
January 27th, 2010
Iwish my Wallmart staff had a collective sense of humor like these people. I wonder if there will be repercussions from HQ.
January 27th, 2010
No ones pointed out that the guy in the wheel chair is the Christopher reeves version of Superman.
January 27th, 2010
Why are you moderating my comments?!? Why does it take so freakin long to do so?!?
January 27th, 2010
Who can name them all?? Seriously..I’m stuck after Phoenix, Gambit, Ghost rider, Captain America, Storm, Spiderman, Jubilee, Blade, Wolverine, Professor X, and Juggernaut…
January 27th, 2010
I don’t know, I’d trust Domino(?) in the front with a lo.. especially if it involved her bent over and a paddle.
January 27th, 2010
OMG SHE’HULK SHES THE BEST IN THE WHOLE PIC
January 27th, 2010
Note to self: RSVP to this summers family reunion today.
January 27th, 2010
Good grief! This is JANUARY!! Enough with the @#$% Halloween pictures!
January 27th, 2010
So this is where all the new marvel movies are shooting??
January 27th, 2010
I wish I could get a better view of the African-American dude in the back. I think he’s supposed to be “Blade”. I love me some “Blade”-he’s a BAMF!!
January 27th, 2010
Domino and Psylocke (though she needs purple, not pink hair) are both pretty hot.
And shame on you for saying the girls are fat. They’re not stick creatures, but they’re not fat. They’re curvy, which is a good thing. I ain’t about to snuggle up to a beanpole, gimme some nice curves anyday.
I am fond of an ample posterior, and I am unable to mislead.
January 27th, 2010
I’d pick the McDonalds cashier on the far right hand side
January 27th, 2010
I’m thinking the guy in the wheelchair is Magneto
January 27th, 2010
I see a brunette that I would let save me!
January 27th, 2010
Storm looks more like a hurricane.
January 27th, 2010
my only guess for bubba in the tank is that he’s Mr.Hyde
January 27th, 2010
save me? no. scare me? no. but i found about 3 chicks i would bang,
January 27th, 2010
i’d let psylock, domino, or pheonix save me. . . from my pants.
January 27th, 2010
i love that the hotty in the red so looks like shes grabbing the chick behind her’s boob
January 27th, 2010
Imagine that,Walmart employees actually SMILING
January 27th, 2010
Gimme the redhead with the black on left of center. Hell yeahz!!!
January 27th, 2010
Sadly I am probably pick out every character that they are trying to portrey. Bubba in the back, Sabertooth from the Wolverine movie..
January 27th, 2010
Guy in the wheelchair is looking fine to me, though. By far the best one there and I mean that, without any reservations or sarcasm.
January 27th, 2010
I’m obviously not up on my Comic-characters/superheroes because my eyes immediately went to the dude in the white shirt and all I thought it was Sloth, from “The Goonies”
January 27th, 2010
the chick with the nice legs next to the man in the chair can save me! I love it what wal mart is this ? all hot chicks!
January 27th, 2010
Actually, this is a birthday party that is Marvel themed. We all play roller derby and that is why we are “thick” so SHOVE IT!
Captain America is a zombie
“Bubba” is sabertooth
The guy in the wheelchair is professor X duh!!!!
the trashcan guy is the Jaggurnaut
Alot of you that had rude comments are just upset because you didn’t think of this idea first
it was a fun night and NO we are not nerds, we are just awesome
January 27th, 2010
oh and the fat guy is The Blob
January 27th, 2010
Honestly, I’d doink any of the chicks in that picture except Storm, the chick to the right of Storm, and the chick to the right of Spider Man.
Also, anyone else notice that there’s *2* spidermans (spidermen?) 1 to the right of Juggernaut (the most obvious one) and one to the left of Gambit. You’d think if these people were *that* organized they would make sure there were no overlapping costumes. *tisk**tisk*
January 27th, 2010
The Domino wearing Black Widow costume in front is kinda hot.
The rest, not.
“hey man, I’m gonna be Professor X since I’m bald”
“But dude, Professor X doesn’t have a goatee, glasses and wears socks”
“Yeah, but I got this sweet wheel chair!”
Bloody lips Captain A = Zombie Captain America from ‘Marvel Zombies’ series.
January 27th, 2010
that’s actually kind of cool. i would have been happy to see them!
January 27th, 2010
The guy wearing black & sitting in the wheelchair is HOT. He can come save my day anytime.
January 27th, 2010
You KNOW the economy must be bad when Professor Xavier is riding around in a wheelchair like THAT!
January 27th, 2010
Funny thing is none of us worked at walmart we just walked across the street to it and it was a fucking GREAT night… It was captain americas bday lol
January 27th, 2010
anyone else notice short black guy man? (Back Left)
January 27th, 2010
Although they all applied for the position, only one of them would be the new “People Greeter.”
January 27th, 2010
so just to clarify, i AM capt america from the picture, it was my birthday, which was a Marvel Costume Party.
characters from left to right:
Front Row- Zombie Capt America/ Psylocke/ Prof X/ Rogue/ Dark Phoenix/ The Blob/ Ghost Rider/ Shriek laying on the floor in the front
Second Row: Jubilee/ She-Hulk/ Domino/ Emma Frost/ Storm/ Juggernaut/ Spider-Man/ Ms Marvel/ Black Widow/ Sabertooth/ Black Cat/ Blade/ Elektra
Back Row: Logan aka Wolverine/ Bishop/ Peter Parker/ Gambit
greeter wouldnt take our picture, i live across the street…..customers were more than happy to take pics. for all the thick chick comments, everyone in the photo is a co-ed roller derby team in Dallas Texas, those girls are serious athletes and probably put in more training than most girls you know, they skate about 3-6 days a week, with full contact.
January 27th, 2010
Received the URL via email just now. First time visit.
Have read and voted on some comments. Want to acknowledge the guy in the wheel chair. I’m pretty sure he’s representing Professor-X (X for Xavier) who was/is the founder of the X-Men; he’s a character in the X-Men comics. The Great Stan Lee is his (and all the others’) creator. In movies, he’s been played by Patrick Stewart.
I’m not fat and I’m particular but there are some good lookin’ gals in that picture–Domino and Jubilee (had to look those names up in Wikipedia) to be sure.
Will return often for a humorous glance at America’s, soon-to-be, one and only store. “You will assimilate.”
January 27th, 2010
the chick in front is sooooooooo hot
January 27th, 2010
By the way I was the guy in the white shirt “sloth/balls in my pocket” yeah I was The “Immoveable” Blob hence my stance and my enthusiasm. Plus there was alot of drinking that night.
January 27th, 2010
The green and purple chick is a bit scary
January 27th, 2010
I see the budget cuts are finally trickling down to the “Super Heroes” , it’s sad to see Capt America so out of shape and out of costume. Did he sell the shield for beer or crac?
January 27th, 2010
This was in Lewisville, Texas. I partied with these folks that night at my favorite bar….. It was Supreman’s birthday and in order to find out where his party was you had to email him what you were going to dress as and no one could be in the same costume. I believe they (at least the women) are all in a Roller Derby group….VERY cool people!!
January 27th, 2010
I thought you guys wouldn’t take pics of employees which this obviously is your slipping POW
January 27th, 2010
Nice rack in the red. And down front too…
January 27th, 2010
Honestly, it looks like they’re having a lot of fun! Good on them1
January 27th, 2010
The chick whith the black on in the way front couldent save my life but could at least suck on part of it
January 27th, 2010
All you guys are a bunch of haters! This was not Halloween and we do not work at Walmart. This was a Marvel Themed birthday party. We all play roller derby and we could all kick your asses.
January 27th, 2010
I just have one thing to say….
SHITT FACTORY.
And yes, we did have a giant orgy that night.
High five.
January 27th, 2010
This is definately a Wal-Mart to slip and fall in…just in hopes that some of those ladies might come to my rescue…
January 27th, 2010
They wouldn’t let me in the picture. I dressed up as Americas newest superhero “Smiling Bob Man”. SBM can use his secret weapon to trip up evil doers, he can poke an eye out, and he can rip his pants better than The Hulk. His weakness is cold water, it renders his secret weapon powerless.
January 27th, 2010
I really hope that one woman got up early and painted herself that shade of green. If not, then the chick in the yellow jacket, might want to step away before it spreads. Ewwww.
January 27th, 2010
Is that Mo’Nique as Storm?
January 27th, 2010
Yep. I’d take a flyer on little Ms. Diamond Eye. By far the pick of the litter.
January 27th, 2010
Looks like a typical day at Walmart to me. What’s all the fuss about?
January 27th, 2010
Is it me or Captain America has a serious case of herpes?
January 27th, 2010
Check out fat Storm
January 27th, 2010
Pretty sad that the guy in the wheelchair is doing better than any of the other FREAKS!
January 27th, 2010
That’s no trashcan… “Oh yeah, its the Juggernaut Bitch!”
January 27th, 2010
Obviously *not* wal-fart employees! Must have been a geek convention across the street.
January 27th, 2010
The chick dressed as Domino sitting in the front is the only hot one there. She could save me.
January 27th, 2010
I’m surprised nobody has called “STAGED” yet. lol.
January 27th, 2010
wheels up front sure does strike fear into my heart… haven’t you ever gotten run over by about 50 wheelchairs and strollers at Disney world?
January 27th, 2010
I LOVE
January 27th, 2010
(OOOPS)….IT !
January 27th, 2010
P. Diddy doesn’t miss a chance for a photo op. He even managed to sneak into the back row of this picture
January 27th, 2010
this is really cool! why make fun of it?
January 27th, 2010
lol, all I can think of is that Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons would be quite at home shopping here.
January 27th, 2010
Okay I can identify most.. but some i can’t… What is up with the green blob up front? who is he suppose to be? Also, I think the captain america guy was going for a marvel zombie look. I dunno who the girl upfront is suppose to be, maybe domino but domino has a circle and one girl already has that (wrong eye though) wtf with two spiderman? one mask one without?! man i am a nerd
January 27th, 2010
Johnny
That’s no trashcan… “Oh yeah, its the Juggernaut Bitch!”
No, its a trash can…get it right, ..bitch!
January 27th, 2010
I dunno, Captain Anemia there looks pretty fierce.
January 27th, 2010
High top / High heel Boots – Low cut tops – Tat’s in the middle and collars for effect . . . . had to double check where I was for a moment.
Looks like a really fun day at someon’s WW
January 27th, 2010
I think this is kind of cool! It might trip me out to see it at Wal-mart, but some of them look like they made a real effort on those costumes. And to all you haters saying all these girls are fat, you cannot be serious! Yes, they aren’t all supermodel size, but they are covered up (except ol’ girl on the end) more properly and are fitter than most people pictured on this site!
January 27th, 2010
The Orion slave girl on the left looks good from the neck up!!!
January 27th, 2010
green lady on left incredible, the one by the guy with wolverine hair do
January 27th, 2010
wow…. storm put on some weight….
January 27th, 2010
Chick with the red and black hair and the red belt is smokin!!!!
January 27th, 2010
i think this is awesome and it looks like everyone is having fun. as for the “fatty” comments on the women….i think they look great too. be confident ladies! don’t let trite people keep you done. you don’t have to be a size 2 to look good.
January 27th, 2010
*down
January 27th, 2010
I’m pretty sure that “Bubba in the back in the green tank top” is supposed to be a really crappy sabertooth. Atleast the Sabertooth from the latest Wolverine movie. And I think that fat guy in the front is the Blob. And did anyone else notice there are two Spidermans?
January 27th, 2010
That blonde just to the right of bubba is putting on a nice display with her sweater puppets.
January 27th, 2010
first off, there are two spider mans(one dosnt even have a mask on), storm is too fat, how can you have she hulfk with out hulk, professer x dosent have his feet up, and jubalee was too youg for tattoos she only 15, why arnt wolverine and sabertooth fighting each other? and wal mart dosnt exsist in the marvel world.
January 27th, 2010
ok seriously, is it just me, or did anyone else notice that it looks like red spandex girl in the middle right looks like shes feeling up the boob of the girl in black behind her….and it looks like she likes it too
January 27th, 2010
I didn’t know Capt America wore Chuck Taylors.
Old girl in the black one piece w/ red hair is nice & thick. I’d love to tap in to her super power!
Looks like Peter Parker is not Spider Man.
The black dude must be Blade.
And since when did Ghost Rider join Marvel? Oh, after he beat Satan I suppose.
January 27th, 2010
Are we sure these people work at Wal Mart? Most of them look “normal” and happy…..most of the girls are even attractive!
Yeah, that guy in the green tank top looks a little “spun out.”
January 27th, 2010
why is shrek and the star guy of kiss in the pic???
January 27th, 2010
Is that Mo’Nique as Storm?
January 27th, 2010
Speaker Pelosi rallies her troops to ram through government-run health care on the night shift.
January 27th, 2010
The one on far left in blue is HOT!!!!
January 27th, 2010
to the girl in black in the front row…love the boots!
January 27th, 2010
none of us work at wal mart! one of the spider man’s is actually peter parker douche!
January 27th, 2010
these folks could be the poster kids for what can happen on a tequila saturday nite
January 27th, 2010
these folks could be the poster kids for what can happen on too much of a tequila saturday nite
January 27th, 2010
bow down to nerd greatness!
January 27th, 2010
I would trust that sexy chick in the very front to save me. God, what a fox!
January 27th, 2010
I’d be scared of that guy in the wheelchair.
January 27th, 2010
YoPappa – Princess Garterbelt is Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop. Clearly she watches more anime than she watches older-school Marvel/DC cartoons. I’m impressed they’re all (for the most part) actually from Marvel Studios.
January 27th, 2010
I want to know where this Walmart is. I have never seen this many hot chicks at a Walmart at one time. I would bone 12 out of 13 of them!
January 27th, 2010
“The Orion slave girl on the left looks good from the neck up!!!”
That’s She-Hulk.
January 27th, 2010
Re: Rachel
“YoPappa – Princess Garterbelt is Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop. Clearly she watches more anime than she watches older-school Marvel/DC cartoons. I’m impressed they’re all (for the most part) actually from Marvel Studios.”
I’m thinking that might be a really half-assed Jubilee costume, considering the theme.
January 27th, 2010
I could go for that honey in black on the backrow next to the dude with the skull mask (right on the end). She looks guuuuuuuuud!
January 27th, 2010
I’m pretty sure Storm ate a few of the X-men… I’m sure she couldn’t get Juggernaut’s helmet down her throat though
January 27th, 2010
My guesses?
Back Row: Wolverine, not sure, Gambit, Juggernaut, Spider-Man, Sabertooth, not sure, Blade,
Middle Row: Jubilee, She-Hulk, not sure, not sure, Psylocke, Storm, Marvel Girl, not sure, Phoenix, The Blob, Ghost Rider
Front Row: Captain America, Professor Xavier, um…Death? (from The Sandman), Rogue.
January 27th, 2010
“Mom, my cereal’s getting soggy!”
January 27th, 2010
So BADASS. I wish I had a group like this in my town. Awesome job on the Marvel costumes. All the ladies look HAWT!
January 27th, 2010
Girl in black, pink hair, blue skirt, tat arm, and blonde in back can all rescue the jizzum from the clutches of evil dick.
January 27th, 2010
How come nobody ever objectifies the men? I would take any of them home even bubba. Well except for the fat guy in the white shirt in the front row. He is so fat and eeeew.
January 27th, 2010
Actually the chick in black in the front is not Domino.
I am Shriek, and thanks for all of the compliments!
And no, none of us work at wal mart. this is just a typical day in the life of the shitt factory roller derby team.
January 27th, 2010
RE: Rogue and Capt America
Thank you guys so much for a great night we gotta do something different next time… it was fucking AWESOME
January 27th, 2010
Storm ain’t no Halle Berry. More like Precious.
January 27th, 2010
Now thats team building! I guess they all figured ‘if you cant beat them (powm) then join them!
January 27th, 2010
Hmm… i’d probably let the chick dressed up as psyloche gimme some luvins
January 27th, 2010
(far back) Wolverine, Gambit, Juggernaut
(middle) Jubilee, She Hulk, (?), Emma Frost, (?), Psylocke, Peter Parker, Storm, Black Cat, Spiderman, Marvel Girl, Sabertooth, Dark Phoenix, (?), The Blob?, Blade, Elektra, Ghost Rider
(front) Captain America, Professor X, Domino, Rogue
Pure Awesomeness!
Oh, crap, I just realized I came outta the geek closet!
January 27th, 2010
I dont look like precious..blair.. put on some skates and let see who will be talking crap.. lets go.!!!! Precious is dark and i’m alot smaller… i skate sweetie..
January 27th, 2010
Wow the girls working at Wal Mart are way hotter than the customers shopping there. These chicks are sexy.
January 27th, 2010
Anybody who dresses up like Gambit is an automatic win.
January 27th, 2010
Annual group photo for the Employees of the Month.
January 27th, 2010
Orgy was the best part of the night and yes we were all still in character
January 27th, 2010
Hotness comes in all shapes and sizes and I wouldn’t mess with Storm if I were you Blair. Just a suggestion. If I am correct that is Emma Frost in the white..Love her. This is such an awesome pic and everyone looks great! This is by far the best people of wal-mart pic I have ever seen! Work it Marvel Team!
January 27th, 2010
walmarts where the super heroes shop
January 27th, 2010
D’ait no nee to be rue. Jus a group o’ friend out havin a gud ol’ time. Nex time you shou cum wit us instea o’ talkin all diss trash. I wou hate fo da Gambit ta have ta slap ya aroun a bit.
-Go Saints
January 27th, 2010
I want to know who that is dressed like Psylocke., I’m in love!
January 27th, 2010
i dont give a fuck what these people have said im just still so excited!!!
Who else thinks we need someone to take a picture so we are all in it…. LETS WALK TO WALMART
_the girl in the yellow coat.
January 27th, 2010
I’d F the snot outta the one dressed in black sitting on the floor.
January 27th, 2010
All the girls were SMOKING hot that night and none of them were fat and im pretty sure that a couple of them would have been able to kick my ass and thats saying alot lol. This picture and the whole night was EPIC and one of the funnest nights ive had in awhile and I cant wait till our next adventure!
January 27th, 2010
Yeah, I’d bang the girl siting down front too. And despite the tramp stamp, I’d also bang the girl on the left side in the short blue skirt, I like her thighs and she’s fairly cute.
January 27th, 2010
I think they look like a group ready to have fun. Being male, I won’t comment on the guys, but the girls all look fine to me. To criticize, I would have to go look in the mirror first. Thanks, folks !
January 27th, 2010
Besty and Ororo need some more danger room sessions to shed some pounds
January 27th, 2010
the chick on the far left with tats and blue skirt. i’d bang her like a drum!!!!
January 27th, 2010
Also do you fucker know what a tramp stamp is because i dont see one in this picture.
January 27th, 2010
Wow, what a crew! We’d love to have the whole troupe come visit our comic book store!!!
January 27th, 2010
This is … yeah, this is actually pretty neat. XD Thumbs up, guys.
January 27th, 2010
I thought the guy in the white t-shirt and mask was Shrek and I was really confused as t why he had been made an X-Man.
January 27th, 2010
I’d be scared of the fat storm
January 27th, 2010
THEBLOB, are you suggesting the rotund Storm in this photo is a man?
January 27th, 2010
Third guy from right, upper row:
Since WHEN Bobby Brown became a super hero?
January 27th, 2010
There’s a couple who’s superpowers I’d like to explore… starting with the one sitting in front, the one on the left in the blue skirt, the one in black in front of Wolverine, and the one to the left of Storm looks like she could take a pounding.
January 27th, 2010
Oh for the love of socks….. it’s nearly February. Can we stop with the Halloween pix already??!!!!
January 27th, 2010
I think Thunder Thighs on the left is someone I would befriend, Might as well get some lovin’ on, while I am shopping for Spinnerbait…
January 27th, 2010
girl in the blue skirt all the way to the left is smoking hot
January 27th, 2010
I trust the girl on the floor to save my boner…
January 27th, 2010
All I know is that I’d be all over the chick in the front, the one on the far left in the tiny skirt, and the green chick
January 27th, 2010
God you men are pigs. Stop objectifying these women. None of them would ever give you the time of day. You all disgust me.
January 27th, 2010
hottest. jubilee. ever.
i NEED to see you soon!
January 27th, 2010
The girl on the floor and the girl on the left is HOT!!!!
January 27th, 2010
Looks like we’ve found the star for the Captain America movie
January 27th, 2010
This group looks like more fun than mere humans should be allowed! I wish I had been there.
And yes, some of the girls may be accurately described as “fat.” SO WHAT? This is proof right here that fat chicks can be hot as hell! I can’t wait for DC Day at Target!. I hope that they have a Wonder Woman as sexy as Storm.
One more time, TOO MUCH FUN!!
January 27th, 2010
Awesome pic. I was able to figure out most of them on my own. Used to work in a comic shop as a kid (over 17 years ago now). I thought I’d point out that the Professor X isn’t really wheelchair bound. So much for authenticity. LOL! http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=82017&id=100000605047947
January 27th, 2010
I dont know about being scared or trusting, but some of them might be fun to try.
January 27th, 2010
They all look like they’re having fun, so good for them.
January 28th, 2010
@captain america
‘ for all the thick chick comments, everyone in the photo is a co-ed roller derby team in Dallas Texas, those girls are serious athletes and probably put in more training than most girls you know, they skate about 3-6 days a week, with full contact.’
They are all oversize girls, its in the picture, can’t hide it. Only one who has a nice figure is sitting on the floor, up front.
January 28th, 2010
Actually, they look pretty good, especially Domino(?) (front center) and Jubilee (far left with the bitching tattoos). My only question is what the heck are they doing at Wal-Mart in costume?
Reminds me of the teenage anime character cosplayers who randomly come to Costco on the weekends… why? Do you have no better place to do this?
January 28th, 2010
ok i gave it some thought i changed my mind this pic is funny and fun, if you dont know what i am talknig about look at my previous comment…but what changed my mind you asked, well i geuss most or some of these girls are in rollerderby and i do like more cushin for the pushin.
January 28th, 2010
Shadopilot you are a fucking prick. Leave your moms basement every once and a while and see a real fucking woman.
Just sayin
January 28th, 2010
Dude, the guy in the front row. Is he that villian from Captain Planet???? lol
January 28th, 2010
If I’m correct, this is in Reno. We had a Super Hero Bar Crawl a few months back. This would all make sense if that is what this picture is from.
January 28th, 2010
Even the “superheroes” at Wal-Mart are unfortunate looking.
January 28th, 2010
The condition of the bathrooms are probably scarier.
January 28th, 2010
What, no service animals to help them get their freak show on.
January 28th, 2010
The chick dressed like Jubilee could save me any day.
January 28th, 2010
The chicks aren’t half bad but there’s something about the Captain that cries out the decline of the American empire. He either has been neglecting the work out or seriously needs to consider roids.
January 28th, 2010
Just kidding Captain. You keep on keeping America safe.
January 28th, 2010
look it`s th new recruits for the Dallas Cowboys and their new cheer leaders signed
not a cowboys fan
January 28th, 2010
powm 2010 class photo
January 28th, 2010
First of all the guy in the green tank top is suposed to be Toad From X-men…for those who did not know!!
January 28th, 2010
I think I just fell in love four or five times.
God, I’m such a dork.
January 28th, 2010
the chick in the yellow top and light blue skirt all the way to the left…fuck yeah. id let her come rescue me!
January 28th, 2010
It’s funny, Members of Al-Qaeda think if they sacrifice themselves “for the Cause”, they will meet up with 72 virgins in Heaven. Yet us Americans can go to a Walmart and see 24 virgins! Three times at a Walmart, not only we would meet the required number of virgins, but no one blows up and nobody dies! GOD BLESS (Captain) AMERICA!
January 28th, 2010
@Female way up above… you need to take some psych courses and learn about psychology so you can understand why your comment fails so hard. Its so obvious.
January 28th, 2010
Haha! Dee Eff Dubya Roller Derby representin’!
January 28th, 2010
I had to come back to see this picture. The gal on the far left is stunning!
January 28th, 2010
Does anyone notice the Bear Jew hiding with a huge smile in the back? Right behind the chunky stormy.
January 28th, 2010
just goes to show that “kinda” thick chicks are too sexy, dang I can’t count them all.
Nice, that is the way women are supposed to lookl!
I would never leave that Walmart!
January 28th, 2010
The black haired mistress sitting on the floor can save me anytime!
January 28th, 2010
OK i can play this game… The only one that scares me, if you’ll look to the front of the store is the guy Exiting through the Entrance!!! And I think i would go with Mr. Charles Xavier/ Professor X to save me, he is sooooo clever ha hha ha….
January 28th, 2010
its there annual Walmart work picture.they actually just dress like that everyday.
January 28th, 2010
yeah, that little slut in the front. i’m scared of her AND she can save me
January 29th, 2010
I love the 250lb “Storm” behind Xavier. Whoah, momma!
January 29th, 2010
I’ve been coming to this site since it first started, but only once or twice have I ever bothered to read through the comments, and usually the subject of the photo is kind of asking for the beating they take from all these viewers. But I wanted to read through these comments to find out who all the characters were, because I think this is AWESOME, and so many of the comments made me feel ill. All the hateful comments are really depressing indicators of how many shallow people take to the internet to vent their frustration at life. So they dressed as comic book characters – that doesn’t mean they are “morons” or “virgins” – hate to break it to you, but everyone I know that’s interested in comic books has much higher than average intelligence. And they get down and dirtier than the stereotypes suggest, believe me! But the comments picking out which of the girls you would “do” are just disgusting. Yes, we get the idea – you want everyone to think you’re young and virile and a stallion in bed. No one buys that. Personally, I think EVERY ONE of these ladies is super sexy in their own way. Honestly. The men are less revealingly dressed, but from what I can tell, they look pretty good too. I have to give particular mention to Gambit just because I am in lust with the character, so thanks for dressing up, Gambit-guy! And to the whole group – this is fantastic, it made my day to see it, and I wish my friends were this badass and fun!!
January 29th, 2010
oh yeah, Domino on the floor in front and Electra with the red sash would totally get a twat full….
January 29th, 2010
Hey great Job to these guys, this is awesome. Good Job for being so creative. I love this site and find almost all of the pictures hilarious or disgusting. I am happy to see one that just makes me smile, just like the pictures of “Willy the pimp.” Props to all of you!
January 29th, 2010
if i know who all the marvel characters are except for 7 of them,am i a loser?why are there two spiderman?is one the spidy clone?storm sure has gained alot of weight
January 29th, 2010
i can name most of them domino is on the floor,captain america in the blue and red suit,professor x,ms. marvel the blonde with the black eye mask on,rogue below her,phenoix in the red suit,blob is the big guy with the mask on beside her,ghost rider,the black guy with the little goggle things is blade,the lady between blade and ghost rider i have no idea,the lady on the other side of blade i have no idea,the guy in the green tanktop is sabertooth,spiderman,the lady between saber tooth and spiderman i have no idea,juggernaut the guy with the brown trashcan on his head,storm the black lady,gambit behind storm,eleckra on the left of storm,spiderman clone,i guess the black guy is cage,the girl in the white tanktop i guess its boom boom,wolverine in the back,the lady in front of wolverine i have no idea,she-hulk,and jubilee beside she-hulk.captain america sure need to hit the weights,he let himself go
January 29th, 2010
I’d kick it with Gambit.
January 29th, 2010
It looks like the bar scene from Star Wars.
January 29th, 2010
Chick in the leather and heels at the front.
I’d let her save me any day.
January 30th, 2010
whole damn id do half them chicks. specialy the chick to the left of proffesor x
January 30th, 2010
Picture:
Someone tell the girl in front of Professor Xavier that this is a superhero/villian photo and not an Alice Cooper group shot. Is it just me or has storm’s hair gotten whiter?
January 30th, 2010
Well the one down in the front there can save me any day! Outside of that…I’m pretty sure the dude in the wheelchair is thinking something delightfully evil…
January 30th, 2010
Is that a slutty Jubilee on the very side? If so, childhood = ruined.
January 31st, 2010
I think the Domino-wannabe is hot, even without the right make-up.
January 31st, 2010
Ugh. You idiots. I was not dressed as Domino, and my makeup was not wrong. My costume was SHRIEK.
You all fail.
January 31st, 2010
Ok, this photo is just plain awesome…and I am so loving Ms.Marvel, both her outfit and pose.
February 1st, 2010
Just like the Watchmen Marvel got old. This is not the picture you show your kids and say, “when I was Young, I wanted to be just like them when I grow up!!. They put on a few pounds except Storm. SHE DONE LET HERSELF GOOOO! I don’t think she can fly anymore only float
February 1st, 2010
I’m just mentioning, that i think that’s the walmart i go to, It looks like the one in Colorado Springs, Colorado, that and the fact that i know some of those people
February 1st, 2010
I was afraid that something like this would happen with Disney buying Marvel…
February 1st, 2010
dont know what to say….some of the chicks are actually hot. kinda takes away from the horror that is a bunch of people like this running around walmart. is this a lost scene from zombieland??
February 2nd, 2010
actually, i’m scared of all of them
February 2nd, 2010
atlantaguy: AHA! So now you answered the riddle of who the guy in the wheelchair was supposed to be – Xavier! Of, course! Didn’t think of the wheelchair as a costume…..dumb, dumb…
February 2nd, 2010
wow they were actually allowed to wear that trashy shit to work
February 2nd, 2010
Why not?
February 3rd, 2010
“… save you?” Regardless of your gender, I defy you to pick a
an employee you’d like to service you!
February 3rd, 2010
Yeah, the girl in the leather pants is a hottie. She can save me any day.
February 3rd, 2010
Just to clarify for those who missed and keep guessing wrong…
Front Row- Zombie Capt America/ Psylocke/ Prof X/ Rogue/ Dark Phoenix/ The Blob/ Ghost Rider/ Shriek laying on the floor in the front
Second Row: Jubilee/ She-Hulk/ Domino/ Emma Frost/ Storm/ Juggernaut/ Spider-Man/ Ms Marvel/ Black Widow/ Sabertooth/ Black Cat/ Blade/ Elektra
Back Row: Logan aka Wolverine/ Bishop/ Peter Parker/ Gambit
February 3rd, 2010
They’re from me….. A small town called ETOWN….
February 4th, 2010
the guy in the mask behind the girl in red looks like he has a raging boner pointing at her ass.
February 4th, 2010
I see Gambit so this is already great in my eyes. Oh come on people, how fun would it be to go out with a bunch of friends in costume and just go places. I would do it. They win in my book. =D
February 4th, 2010
Half of those chicks look like they can beat me up, so yeah I would trust them. Most of the girls costumes are pretty good, many of the dudes look kinda, well dumb…I like the Gambit from what I can see, has the staff and the Trenchcoat, from a fan standpoint he’s my favorite. Pissed there’s no Wade or Iron Fist.
February 5th, 2010
It looks like Storm let herself go a little bit there. I don’t believe flying is one of her powers anymore.
February 6th, 2010
I think Happy Gilmore said it best, “If I saw myself in clothes like those, I’d have to kick my own ass.”
February 7th, 2010
Well, I wouldn’t mind getting to know the nice lady in front a little better. she looks, as I said, really nice, but, even with my rather extensive knowledge of Super Heroes and Villans, I can’t recongize who she potraits. Anyone know?
And NO, im not a geek living in my parrents basement or garage. I’m Married and even have a nice little daughter!
February 7th, 2010
I love everything that is going on here!
February 8th, 2010
Those are some of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen. The tattooed babe on the far left could definitely make my days more interesting. DAMN.
February 9th, 2010
GAMBIT! he’s in the back, hidden, but i only have eyes for him. red and black eyes to be exact.
February 9th, 2010
nah but i could pick a few i’d like to fuck
February 9th, 2010
Actually.. the creepy janitor-beard man in the back is preety scary… more or less creepy
February 10th, 2010
This is the Wal-Mart in Merrillville, Indiana.
P
I figured it out by noticing 3 people I know in person.
February 10th, 2010
OK HOLD UP?? i seen someone comment saying all those chicks were fat except one???
Heres a Quote
“SHADOPILOT
The girls are all fat except the one sitting on the floor.”
Dude you need the sh!t slapped out of you.. your f*ckin Arrogant, Im guessing the “Skinny/fit” Catwoman”(i think) sitting on the floor, compared to Flash right beside her (who is fat according to this douche bag) where do you notice a difference is size here??
There may be one Bigger Girl in this photo but NONE of em are “FAT”
You wanna see what FAT is? Look at page 5 for the “PAW LADY”
as far as the photo Tag, there is a few superhero’s there that i could possibly Trust in saving me, well maybe not saving my life, because i would not trust anyone with my life but myself. lol..
JERI TONTI
…the lady in red and gold looks like she could save you”
Myself I would let her do more than save me…
AMG
That girl with the black on the ground is hott…’
** Somewhat Dis-Agree**
LIKES ‘EM THICK
Oh, that thick one just to the left (as you view it) of the dude in the wheelchair…. the dyed red hair and the red sash with the thick thighs and the attitude…. SHE could save me anytime!!!!
**Shes not that thick but i agree to anytime**
Can’t tell about the gothy gal two to her left, or the tat-armed trollop kneeling on the other side of the wheelchair dude, but possibly.
** its Rogue from X Men, Would still allow her to save me daily… zoom in the pic, shes a cutie too.. Rather smoking, loll… the tat is very nice as well **
Yeah…. the rest are just frightening!!
** Strongly Dis Agree.** Yellow Coat Blue Skirt is cute, Flash is kinda Cute,
Im done with quoting, There is no fat chicks in this photo and 90% of the girls here i would let save me anytime…
February 12th, 2010
this is in montgomery, Texas
February 14th, 2010
Why is Capt. America bleeding from the mouth???
February 16th, 2010
Captain American looks like he just ate a huge piece of sh*t hahaha!
February 16th, 2010
Actually, i wouldn’t mind that sweet little vixen up front with the black leather pants either saving me or….well… And who is that dude in they way back wearing a brown round trash can supposed to be anyway??
February 18th, 2010
Wlamart hosts conventions now?
Must be cheap funding
February 23rd, 2010
I’ll probably catch a low-rating for this, oh well..
They’re called cos-players people!! Don’t act like you’ve never wanted to do it, you just don’t have the cajones to walk around in public view dressed up as something other than what MTV tells you is cool.
I commend them!
February 25th, 2010
Psylocke I think is the hottest woman there, and all of the other women are very hot themselves, all you people making fun of them are just jealous cause you aren’t as cool as they are, now you have to think of something else but you can’t cause you can’t think of ideas on your own. I commend these people for what they did and wish I had the same passion as them to do whatever whenever. Awesome picture.
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March 4th, 2010
The girl cos-playing as phoenix and forget the black eye star one’s name….
But either of those could save me from a lonely night anytime
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March 6th, 2010
I know I’m a bit tardy to the party on this, but just felt I should put in me two cents worth on the matter in case any of the folks actually pictured happen to come along again:
I live right smack in the middle of Arkansas…I wish half the girls I see in the Wal-Mart in my town looked half as good as these young ladies. Yeah, obviously Shriek is the most undeniably attractive one there, and she has a great costume. Good on ya. I also gotta say that Psylocke was the first one to attract my attention…knows how to use what she has, and the costume is bloody perfect.
People need to suck it up and rein in their e-balls. Given a choice between anorexic Olsen twin -wannabes and girls with a couple extra pounds, I’d rather be with a girl who doesn’t show her entire ribcage when she breathes. These girls obviously like themselves enough to wear tight superhero costumes, so get off their backs about it.
ALL the costumes are well-done (I laughed my arse off when I saw the Juggernaut, in a good way), and the overall group enthusiasm is refreshing. Looks like a crowd I’d enjoy hanging with.
From the looks of the comments here, I think a lot of you guys need to get off the computer and start spending time with people who actually have fun with other people. Life’s too blasted short not to have fun when you can.
Hooray for the folks in the picture, appreciation for the people who AREN’T being total asses, and a big “suck it” to the basement-chimps who feel the need to talk smack or act like pigs on the ‘Net because nobody can beat your ass via cyberspace.
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April 24th, 2010
Id let the girl in the very front sitting on the floor save me all night long
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June 20th, 2010
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