January 27th, 2010
I Know From Experience
I was going to make an argument, but I know Johnnie Cochran wouldn’t even try to attack this expert testimony.
Alabama
I was going to make an argument, but I know Johnnie Cochran wouldn’t even try to attack this expert testimony.
Alabama
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Oh really?
January 27th, 2010
I certainly wouldn’t want to be around to experience her gas while she services herself.
January 27th, 2010
Yeah, but she runs smoother and more powerfully with that premium grade!
January 27th, 2010
thats only because she HAS to pay for it
January 27th, 2010
If the pump don’t fit you must acquit!
January 27th, 2010
Her arms look too pudgy and short she might not even be able to masturbate
January 27th, 2010
That’s the only kind of service she is familiar with!
January 27th, 2010
I jack off so much that I have to get circumcised every six months.
January 27th, 2010
she also checks her own oil and tire pressure.
January 27th, 2010
and i bet this dude get’s a lot of self service,,,,,,,, wait,is this a dude,,,, or dudeett ??
January 27th, 2010
“Ummmmm………..not tonight honey, I have a headache” – Her Finger.
January 27th, 2010
the ponytail is really fitting somehow
January 27th, 2010
It’s not that I can’t actually get someone to service me….Really!…I prefer to take care of myself.
January 27th, 2010
…..I uh……………umm………………….I got nothing!!
January 27th, 2010
yea, cause no one would service THAT anyway
January 27th, 2010
Warning: Do not shake or touch this persons hand for any reason!
January 27th, 2010
Brings to mind the old quote “You only get what you pay for”.
January 27th, 2010
For some reason, I have “U and Ur Hand Tonight” running through my head…
January 27th, 2010
And she’s FAT!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
January 27th, 2010
Just Say ME!
January 27th, 2010
“Cheaper” have you seen the price of Double AA batteries these days?
January 27th, 2010
Oh good grief!
January 27th, 2010
Would you all join me in saying..EWWWWWWW
January 27th, 2010
Why are we laughing, we all know it TRUE!.
January 27th, 2010
to broke to pay so self serve is all she can get .
January 27th, 2010
Use your dipstick JIMMY!
January 27th, 2010
Bet she buys her batteries in bulk! That’s y she’s at Wal-Mart! Don’t wanna know about her gas, tho…
January 27th, 2010
no sense on askin her out i guess
January 27th, 2010
She probably says that while she’s playing with her dick
January 27th, 2010
Just by the looks of him from the back….I think self service is his only option!
January 27th, 2010
I kinda like ‘full service’ on the sex part
))))))
January 27th, 2010
Isnt that the same fatass with the t-shirt that said she couldnt fart and she gets it from behind? Damn…she needs to start shopping at a differant flea market!
January 27th, 2010
I kinda wish I had some gasolene ,to throw on her!
January 27th, 2010
I guess if that’s all you have to compare the real thing to, maybe it’s true…
Them that can, do. Them that can’t get any..do themselves?
January 27th, 2010
Cheaper? I wonder if she ever gassed and dashed herself? Or bought herself a slurpy afterward?
January 27th, 2010
What happens when her boyfriend permanently removes his nozzle…..
January 27th, 2010
I bet she makes guys want to go hybrid.
January 27th, 2010
I hope she knows the difference between KY Jelly and motor oil.
January 27th, 2010
TPT has a point, but really, who wants it faster. mo longer mo better!
January 27th, 2010
It’s funny because it’s true.
January 27th, 2010
It’s only cause she can’t get none so she has to pay them
January 27th, 2010
my next car’s gonna have a steam engine.
January 27th, 2010
and you don’t have to worry about someone wanting to check your oil!
January 27th, 2010
I’m sure she only wears that shirt out because otherwise she’d be fending off advances from guys right and left. The life of the beautiful can be more difficult than you might think.
January 27th, 2010
Klassay….
January 27th, 2010
And FYI, it is illegal in New Jersey and Oregon.
January 27th, 2010
Why, oh why, would you wear a shirt like this in a public place????
January 27th, 2010
heres a quick thought for everyone, shes probably paying the ole gas tank a visit as we speak
January 27th, 2010
she would need self service, wouldnt she?
January 27th, 2010
Sorry lady, I’m not checking under the hood!
January 27th, 2010
No one’s been under her hood in years, I’m certain.
January 27th, 2010
I wonder if her truck bumper sticker says “I’d rather be cummins then strokin”
January 27th, 2010
A gas flavored muffin? Thats weird….
January 27th, 2010
You’re right that Johnny Cohran couldn’t attack this witness. Johhy Cochran died in 2005…
January 27th, 2010
she’s probably married to the guy with the “Don’t use me because of my big D**K” shirt a couple of posts ago…..
January 27th, 2010
How sad that someone thinks so little of themselves they would wear a tshirt like this and then have a photo staged at Walfart.
January 27th, 2010
How much does she have to pay for sex? Jeepers Crow!
January 27th, 2010
I suspect she wears this because ( as hard as it is to believe) there are some males out there who would use that for an opener to chat her up.
Probably telling her something like ” oh baby , one night with me and you’ll never wear that shirt again”. May actually get her a some action after closing time.
January 27th, 2010
Sometimes it’s just not appropriate for chicks to wear a guy’s t-shirt.
January 27th, 2010
I bet her favorite song is the Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself”!
January 27th, 2010
That is not a she. That is a HE . and eewwwee. TMI
January 27th, 2010
But after 6PM she has to prepay.
January 27th, 2010
And the best part is when you do self service sex…your hands don’t smell like gasoline…well…at least they shouldn’t.
January 27th, 2010
I’ll take “Things I’ve Known Since I Was 12 Years Old” for $400, Alex.
January 27th, 2010
You tell em Bertha, you don’t need anyone to light your fie…the raging yeast infection has you burnin up.
January 27th, 2010
I’m just guessing she had something to do with the $4.00/gallon gas we paid for last year!!!
January 27th, 2010
she’s wearing a shirt like that prb coz she aint gettin any!
January 27th, 2010
THIS GUY?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This is a female who has the body of a linebacker. What I would’nt do is piss her off. She can probably bench press 400 lbs and squish your head like a bug on a windshield.
January 27th, 2010
Why did she have to put that image in my brain…. YUCK!!!!
January 28th, 2010
Obviously not the master of her domain.
January 28th, 2010
“Cheaper”…..AKA, the cost of getting the trail of puke out of the carpet in your hallway that some poor dude left when he run out.
January 28th, 2010
Well now we know who’s having fun all on her own!
January 28th, 2010
Johnny Cochran is dead.
January 28th, 2010
That is because what she uses to service herself plugs into a 220 electric outlets..and when she uses it..THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK..loses POWER! The kids are like..BIG MOMMA is FLICKING HER BEAN AGAIN!
January 28th, 2010
OMG i thought it waz a guy!!!!
January 28th, 2010
Please don’t put of pictures of the white wimmenz. Can’t you see that she’s clean and covered? I mean she’s decent.
Where are all the black people? They’re comedy gold
January 28th, 2010
Some People Just Don’t Have any Other Options!
January 28th, 2010
Where do people find such classless t-shirts? Not only that, but who wears them in public?
January 28th, 2010
The shirt should have said safer too. No pregnacy worries. You go girl.
January 28th, 2010
She would know
January 28th, 2010
Looks like someone’s gonna be walking home.
January 28th, 2010
And for people like her, sometimes it’s the ONLY choice.
January 28th, 2010
Another similarity is you only get it once a week
January 28th, 2010
self serve is the only kind of sex she`s getting
I wouldn`t touch her with a ten foot pole
or a short fat italian lol
January 28th, 2010
I would venture a guess that this is most likely the same woman who owns both the “Fart Loading” and the “I can’t afford to Fart” shirts. Who knows what other surprises her closet holds in store for us. When will people learn that the details of their digestive health and sex life should not be plastered on the back of their shirt?
Children can read, even you if can’t!
January 28th, 2010
Just because they make it, doesn’t mean it should be worn in public.
January 28th, 2010
single white female looking for friendship and fun no sex i take care of that myself
January 28th, 2010
Hilarious comment, Terry!! Honestly, I dont’ know why anyone would wear this shirt. Unless you just LOVE to embarrass yourself.
January 28th, 2010
Old Chinese adage, ” One who services oneself is their own poorest customer”.
January 28th, 2010
She obviously hasn’t met up with the other guy on here wearing the “$5 Footlong” shirt!
January 28th, 2010
ahahah for her anyways! I always have someone to do that for me!
January 28th, 2010
How would she know?
January 28th, 2010
Isn`t Johnnie Cochran dead?
January 28th, 2010
“Faster, Easier, Cheaper…and a WHOLE lot more likely!”
January 28th, 2010
doesnt suprise me to see a fat girl wearing this
January 28th, 2010
If fast is good, you’re not doing it right
January 28th, 2010
That extra 10 cents a gallon makes the Full Service better if it’s better than this chick.
January 28th, 2010
This is People of Wal-Mart… Not people of Random sowing factories or wherever the hell thi was taken… Lets keep the photos going at wal mart, if we keep this shit up, this site wont last long!!!
January 28th, 2010
And when was the last time you saw a full-service gas station that was open? I bet it was more recently than she did.
January 29th, 2010
She is so full of gas, Iran stuck an oil well up her ass.
January 29th, 2010
I keep thinking of a Tshirt I once saw. “Sex is better than druges if you have the right pusher”.
Obviously, she doesnt have the right pusher.
January 29th, 2010
Warn her not to move to New Jersey, they won’t let her pump her own.
January 29th, 2010
I assume she knows all about self-service
January 30th, 2010
and when you are done you can talk to the hand
January 31st, 2010
im gonna take a guess and say the majority of “man” kind would thank you for choosing that route-
February 1st, 2010
Ha! Not only that, I think “self service” is ALL thats available honey!
February 1st, 2010
I know this fatty is the bad thing!!!!!!!!!!
February 4th, 2010
This wouldn’t be so bad, except that this is a man’s shirt and a woman is wearing it.
February 6th, 2010
Aaaargh! Alabama is full of these beasts. It’s something in the water. There’s a distinct correlation here concerning the women: The bigger and more repulsive they are, the hotter they think they are. She was probably Homecoming Queen at her high school..
February 7th, 2010
There aint no way that she’s from the good ol’ south! shes probley from the slutty north.
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March 31st, 2010
Gas,Grass or Ass nobody rides for free lol
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