Something Smells Fishy



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We got a nice little skank night all planned out. We’re gonna head out showing as much skin and underwear as possible, grab a sixer, and then pick out our own fresh catch of day to cook up….maybe do a little stripping. I dont know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time!

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  1. Robert

    I’d do the tall one, the short one could watch

    January 28th, 2010

  2. Nic.

    I’d hit it

    January 28th, 2010

  3. Ker

    The pic on the left looks like she is whipping out her penis to flash us

    January 28th, 2010

  4. Dy

    What’s that song about the beer gut? Proud of that one! lol

    January 28th, 2010

  5. patientzero

    fish tacos anyone???

    January 28th, 2010

  6. tracy

    do these pants make me look skanky? yes? oh good!

    January 28th, 2010

  7. mem

    The Odd Couple, new millennium style.

    January 28th, 2010

  8. Kasius47

    The jokes could go on and on. A ghetto hot mess has come fumm circle.

    January 28th, 2010

  9. Kristin

    Wow she almost looks like Amy Winehouse!

    January 28th, 2010

  10. Buzz Kill

    I told you, the silver ones go with pilsner and the brown ones go with ale.

    January 28th, 2010

  11. sorry charlie starkist only wants tuna that smells good

    January 28th, 2010

  12. Janeroo

    Shortie looks like she needs to make a stop at the shoe department and Leopard appears to be shoplifting fish down the front of her pants???

    January 28th, 2010

  13. Vonda Walkama

    What the heck, you two idiots they are stealing for heavens sake. They are probally addicts used to stealing just for the heck of stealing, and you want to do them. Hope you don’t catch anything fishy.

    January 28th, 2010

  14. One is alllowed to wear mid-drifts…the other, should do herself a favor and just end it.

    January 28th, 2010

  15. Pharcyde

    Look mom, its a Skankfish!

    No dear, that’s just our reflections.

    January 28th, 2010

  16. cherry

    Only in Ohio…

    January 28th, 2010

  17. jordan

    I, personally, love mini-me’s fat roll hanging out the bottom of her tank top. But hey, at least her thong is still in her pants, that’s a plus right??

    January 28th, 2010

  18. me

    mutta & jeffa

    January 28th, 2010

  19. Jennie

    Trashy Underwear Showing…..Check
    Tight Trashy Jeans That Don’t Come Over My Ass Crack……Check
    Not Brushing My Nasty Extentions Out…..Check
    Best Friend Who Thinks She Looks Hot With Her Muffin Top Hanging Out To The Floor Over Jeans…..Check

    Just another day at the Walmart…..

    January 28th, 2010

  20. me now

    Soon they will smell like beer

    January 28th, 2010

  21. ughh

    Ughh……I think I just puked a lil in my mouth.

    January 28th, 2010

  22. Toots

    They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, however, short stuff seriously needs to get better role models.

    January 28th, 2010

  23. Pharcyde

    “Soon they will smell like beer and shame.” <— Fixed

    January 28th, 2010

  24. stringbean

    When the title said “something smells fishy” I thought the comments would go in another direction…

    January 28th, 2010

  25. PDUB

    Hope whatever you caught the tall one lifting is well wrapped, no one will believe anything that smells that bad was paid for! You should work for security!

    January 28th, 2010

  26. Big D

    Bet I know what smells REAL fishy

    January 28th, 2010

  27. eggnuts

    WOW talk about presenting a good image!

    January 28th, 2010

  28. Donald

    We need a cleanup in the Pet Department.

    January 28th, 2010

  29. Brolly

    Pants on the ground, pants on the ground looking like a fool wit your pants on the ground !!

    January 28th, 2010

  30. Mary Sue

    Eeww…they’re so icky and they smell gross. That goes for the fish too.

    January 28th, 2010

  31. REALLY

    I think they are buying the beer so the can give some guys some beer googles…

    January 28th, 2010

  32. Christy

    pic on left: I think she is stealing, and actually stuffing fish down there…

    January 28th, 2010

  33. …i it just me, or does the tall one look like she’s a man taking a piss in the photo on the left?

    January 28th, 2010

  34. mj

    Who decides if the fat roll goes over or under the belt?

    January 28th, 2010

  35. Kurtacus

    Phone fidget: Yeah, we got the sixer, yep. What else did you want, Doritos or something? Wait, what? Goldfish? A bag of goldfish?

    Stripper: I see goldfish. They’re pretty.

    Phone fidget: We’re in the goldfish aisle.

    Stripper: There’s lots of them.

    Phone fidget: He said get a bag of them.

    Stripper: I can’t decide.

    Phone fidget: Let’s get that one and get the hell outta here.

    Stripper: We’re going to need a lot of breading.

    January 28th, 2010

  36. prometheamoth

    Now THOSE are TRULY some CREATURES. Usually I cringe at the poor person being called a “creature” on the site, but not this time!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeewwww…

    January 28th, 2010

  37. Erin

    I am saving this picture to illustrate my point, of the “Wrong kind of Girl”, when my son reaches the dating age…..

    January 28th, 2010

  38. prometheamoth

    If you need a scarf and a sweater or jacket, it’s too cold to have your boobs and belly hanging out.

    January 28th, 2010

  39. tootall

    I’d hit it… well, actually the one on the right… the one the actually looks like a chick.

    January 28th, 2010

  40. feelharmonic

    I thought Wal-Mart only carried smaller fish, but I could’ve sworn I saw a whale-tail over there by the aquarium.

    January 28th, 2010

  41. dramaKing

    Guppy Belly says to friend “Yeah, the bottom feeders are my favorites too”.

    January 28th, 2010

  42. scootsMckenzie

    The one on the left looks like someone just popped open a can of biscuits.

    January 28th, 2010

  43. I think that’s my sister…

    January 28th, 2010

  44. Jakmomma

    Hey, do you want trade jackets and go to WalMart?

    January 28th, 2010

  45. LOOMIS

    Stay classy ladies.

    January 28th, 2010

  46. Casey

    I don’t know which skank I’m more repulsed by.

    January 28th, 2010

  47. And Another Thing...

    Are we sure the one in the leopard jacket and G-string is a woman? Because, I have a feeling that the sausage is tucked between the legs.

    January 28th, 2010

  48. phil dirt

    Maybe we should make it a public school mandate to explain to everyone the difference between “sexy” and “skanky”, and when and where sexy is appropriate, and that skanky is rarely appropriate.

    January 28th, 2010

  49. stand back every one short one is about to explode muffin dough. tall one in stuffing her “package” back in her pants on the left pack. cashier ” no please don’t pay w cash, i know where your hand has been” “just swipe your card, no i don’t want to see your ID, i will take my chances”

    January 28th, 2010

  50. BigDickMcGee

    Worst Pirates of the Caribbean sequel…ever…

    January 28th, 2010

  51. BULLZ

    There isn’t a wingman out there that would take one for the team in this case.
    Ok, lets just say they are life partners – why are they hanging out at the tanks when they can head home [Skankdomineum], have their fish and eat it too?

    January 28th, 2010

  52. Cali18

    Douchebags and beer, It’s going to be a good night, John Gosselin must be near by!

    January 28th, 2010

  53. feelharmonic

    Ok JAKMOMMA, yours is the best I’ve seen so far, and I really hope you’re quoting Beavis and Butthead with your screenname….GREAT episode.

    January 28th, 2010

  54. Bob

    I’d totally hit the one with a whale-tail. That’s hot.

    January 28th, 2010

  55. ryan

    the only thing missing is a kiddie pool full of jell-o and you’d have yourself a Saturday night.

    January 28th, 2010

  56. Min

    Q: What did the blind man shout when he entered the fish market?

    A: Hi, Ladies!

    January 28th, 2010

  57. amy

    makes the ‘maneater’ woman in the pic before this look like a 10!

    January 28th, 2010

  58. T-Bone

    It’s the short one that smells fishy. The tall one smells like strawberries and stripper pole oil.

    January 28th, 2010

  59. Amanda-in-austin

    Ten bucks says they’re mother and daughter……

    January 28th, 2010

  60. Bamadoc

    The fat one looks like she has a treasure trail, although, that treasure should probably remain burried!

    January 28th, 2010

  61. the tall one is a transvestite and the short one isa dike…..

    January 28th, 2010

  62. Missy

    I am surprise that this is taken up north. This is something that you usually only see in the south.

    January 28th, 2010

  63. Rich P

    We need women dressed like this to make us appreciate the ones that aren’t skanks.

    January 28th, 2010

  64. CK

    Run for your LIFE Spongebob!!!

    January 28th, 2010

  65. April May

    uhm is that the potato chip aisle… I can’t tell but that one bag looks like bugles.

    Also, who in their right mind would set their purse down on the rug in front of the fish display where all that nasty yucky fish water drips onto. eeeewwww!

    I guess the whole miss matched scarf/ du rag/ muffin top combo and forgetting to put on a shirt when it is 20 degrees qualifies for not being in the right mind…. I live in ohio and it is cold as f*ck right now

    January 28th, 2010

  66. Ultra

    What the hells wrong with ya’ll there BOTH hot!!

    January 28th, 2010

  67. Easily explainable….just a tranny and her hired muscle picking up a supply of fish for the week. Makes scent of a woman more convincing to the johns

    January 28th, 2010

  68. Jonathan

    I think ill put this booger on the glass here

    January 28th, 2010

  69. Belle

    No no, it’s obvious the pictures are backwards.

    The short one picks out which fish she wants to steal and then acts as a look-out while the tall one stuffs them down her pants. Her underwear are up that high so that the fish have somewhere wet to.. omg, I can’t go on, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    January 28th, 2010

  70. bree

    You know if that muffin top sticks out that badly while she’s standing, it must EXPLODE when she sits down. Seriously, I don’t see how either of them walk without some serious chafing issues. And the skank with the thong showing….she needs to stop in the gardening aisle and pick up a rake for that mop on her head.

    January 28th, 2010

  71. blinded by the sight

    I can’t decide which one looks more like a man in drag

    January 28th, 2010

  72. Joe

    Got camel toe?

    January 28th, 2010

  73. slimer

    as a guy i would totally do the tall one. and wish that girsl who had bodies like that ALL dress like total sluts.

    as a father and adult, she is absolutely tasteless. and i can see why girls would hate her so much. but their obviously very young, and we as a society tend to be forgiving of things like this, if they were both 20 years older….HATCHEE MATCHEE!

    January 28th, 2010

  74. Codera

    I just figured it out.. On the left, she was scratching… Deary if the itch is that bad, you are WAY on the wrong aisle…

    January 28th, 2010

  75. goooooooooooooo buck eye’s,is the tall one stickin a poor lil fish in her fishy smellin coochie ??

    January 28th, 2010

  76. Air-N

    Nothing wrong with this at all.

    January 28th, 2010

  77. Swamp Rat '69

    The little one’s “happy trail” that extends to her bellybutton leads to a very unhappy place.

    January 28th, 2010

  78. Me

    I’m not convinced the tall one is a woman!

    January 28th, 2010

  79. Lisa

    Oh, I get it, fish-n-chips!!!

    January 28th, 2010

  80. “NO BON QUE QUE, IT’S AQUARIUM NOT AQUEERIUM”

    January 28th, 2010

  81. FOOD STAMPS WON’T COVER THE BEER, BUT MAYBE FISH ARE CONSIDERED FOOD????

    January 28th, 2010

  82. bourbon

    The short one look like she/he has hair growing on her/his belly.

    January 28th, 2010

  83. Webi

    At least she’s wearing underwear :|

    January 28th, 2010

  84. JimD

    I’d still pound both of them !

    January 28th, 2010

  85. towmater

    that’s not heavy that’s my brother man!!1

    January 28th, 2010

  86. Shon

    Oonly at Wal-Mart can you see two women together and the possibility of them being lesbian not get me excited.

    January 28th, 2010

  87. Tx Gal

    Two skanks trying to out-skank each other. Tall one wins.

    January 28th, 2010

  88. Shon

    [Tall one] I’m gonna sneak a fish home in my pants, they won’t even notice.
    [Short One] Ewwww
    [Tall one] you want one or not
    [Short one] Okay I want that one…

    January 28th, 2010

  89. LOL…I guess they want to show off?

    January 28th, 2010

  90. Doc

    Is it just me or does the one on the left look like she’s a bit too young for beer?

    January 28th, 2010

  91. kcmookie

    Anyone else wonder why their purse’s are on the ground?

    Purse on the ground, purse on the ground,
    lookin like a fool with your purse on the ground…..

    Okay, I know that was bad, but seriously why are their purse’s on the ground?

    January 28th, 2010

  92. jex

    At least the mom has the body for it…

    January 28th, 2010

  93. I feel sorry for the person who wakes up looking at THAT/ THEM in the morning….

    January 28th, 2010

  94. Chris

    …and remember kids, avoid the clap…

    January 28th, 2010

  95. momof2

    GIVE HER A BREAK!! She is probably looking for a new design for her next whale tale showing!!! Those fish tanks are where she gets her fashion ideas!

    (*and for those of u who dont know what a ‘whale tale’ is… its showing the thong when you squat.. looks like a whale tail… )

    January 28th, 2010

  96. yaya

    I almost think they caught film of the tall thong displaying girl shoplifting. It looks as if she’s shoving something into her coat, which is zipped up in the photo where said skank’s back is to us.

    Oh yeah, BTW, “pants on the ground, pants on teh ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

    January 28th, 2010

  97. Walmart_Sucks

    The tall one looks pretty sexy so the outfit works for me.

    January 28th, 2010

  98. DanDan

    I figured it out.
    In the first pic, the tall one is stuffing a goldfish into her pants.
    That way, she’ll smell like the short one.

    January 28th, 2010

  99. Our World is Funny

    This pic must have been shot at a Walmart located in a military town. My guess is the short one is in the service and the tall one poledances.

    January 28th, 2010

  100. AnxiousHyrax

    Whale Tail Meets Fishtail

    January 28th, 2010

  101. caroline

    She looks like she’s shop-lifting something (fish food?) down her pants…but, hey, at least they have good taste in beer!

    January 28th, 2010

  102. You Know Us

    The Adams family shops at Wal-Mart

    January 28th, 2010

  103. So THAT’s why they say it smells like fish.

    January 28th, 2010

  104. huh.

    ……..Seriously, if you are GOING to let your pasty gut hang out, at least have the decency to shave the happy trail off. |:

    January 28th, 2010

  105. WalMartSux

    It may be tough for short/fatty there to decide exactly which fish she wants to eat after swilling that six pack. I have a feeling it’ll be a lot of both!

    January 28th, 2010

  106. Nothing says trailer trash more than a woman with a muffin top showing, doo-rag on your head, and carrying a six pack around all the while sucking her thumb, picking her nose, or whatever she’s doing. All she needs now is a baby on her hip!

    January 28th, 2010

  107. slynnd

    I think it smells like fish cause the pic on the left looks like she’s stuffing her catch of the day down her pants…

    January 28th, 2010

  108. Beaners

    Nah, that smell is the Belly Button Cheese from the one on the left, she has plenty of room in that gut to grow a round of Chedder!

    January 28th, 2010

  109. Mike

    I bet they like fish tacos!

    January 28th, 2010

  110. Susan in Warrenville

    Here’s the problem. 90% of women in a tummy-baring shirt look like the one on the left, and only 10% look like the one on the right. Let’s cover it up, ladies!

    January 28th, 2010

  111. BIGMIKE

    Sing it with me- I am sure you know the words, it goes to the theme of the Eminem song…………… two trailer park girls go down the fish isle, go down the fish isle………….

    January 28th, 2010

  112. Sock_Puppet

    I will NEVER understand the point of wearing long sleeves, yet letting other parts go naked. Don’t their muffin tops/butt cracks get cold, too?

    January 28th, 2010

  113. WMSHOPPER

    Pay for fish, no way! It should read, HOLD MY BEER, WATCH THIS! While she puts the fish down her pants!

    January 28th, 2010

  114. Flash that whale tail at the fishies. Maybe they will flash ya back.

    January 28th, 2010

  115. Nathalie

    OMFG?! You’ve got fish at walmart too? As a swede, I’m so insanely awed by the store. I want a walmart too! :O

    January 28th, 2010

  116. Amy

    Looks like mother and daughter and the Mom is crazy noone wears their underwear that high, she is way old school!!!

    January 28th, 2010

  117. KatsMeow

    It’s Amy Winehouse and Beth Ditto… whoa…

    January 28th, 2010

  118. Heather

    The truely sad part is they thought they looked smokin’ when they left the crack house. Sorry ladies, you FAIL!

    January 28th, 2010

  119. justin

    Only the best looking tuna get to be Starkist.

    January 28th, 2010

  120. The short one looks like Celia’s daughter in “Weeds.”

    January 28th, 2010

  121. Muffin Top and Whale Tail met at the Wally World Aquarium and have been in love since. They frequently revisit their old stopping grounds to relive those early, blissful days of goldfish watching.

    January 28th, 2010

  122. Spyce

    Guys of POWM, is the “gee, look, I’m wearing a g-string look sexy and appealing?” I see this a lot and was just wondering if men find this attractive or something. That’s usually what promotes women into making this type of fashion statement. As a woman, to me the “look”, looks cheap and not very inspiring.

    January 28th, 2010

  123. Todd

    Always two, there are… A master and an apprentice.

    January 28th, 2010

  124. Suzy8track

    Excuse me miss, your SKANK is showing!

    January 28th, 2010

  125. AK-47

    Something smells “fishy” around here…

    January 28th, 2010

  126. JJ

    It looks like she’s stuffing something in her pants, hope she’s not stealing some goldfish. I don’t think that would improve her hygiene, smell, look, or anything dealing with her! It might help her in jail though. Just a thought.

    January 28th, 2010

  127. Chance

    Which brings me to my next point….. Dont smoke Crack!

    January 28th, 2010

  128. Chris

    In the words of Duece Bigalo………..That’s a huge B*@#%!….only because she’e with the little person.

    January 28th, 2010

  129. Louis

    Pic on the left: some say she’s unzipping her jacket, I say she’s ticklin’ the little man in the boat!

    January 28th, 2010

  130. Marc

    This was during a photo shoot for a new feminine deodorant spray called “CATFISH”…the company’s other product is “CARP…the industrial strength party douche, for girls who just can’t say NO”…

    January 28th, 2010

  131. Marc

    …”Honest, they call them Sushi”…

    January 28th, 2010

  132. Marc

    Girls, you’ve got it all wrong, the contest is to see how many live goldfish you can swallow…not how many you can stuff up your….

    January 28th, 2010

  133. B.A.

    Jacques Cousteau’s great grandniece Jacqueline Cousteau is following the family’s footsteps and doing a documentary of her own: “Jacqueline Cousteau’s Skanks Of The Sea”!

    January 28th, 2010

  134. farny626

    bitch on the left has a happy trail

    January 28th, 2010

  135. Jilia

    I’ve heard of lipstick lesbians, but fish stick lesbians? Hmmm…

    January 28th, 2010

  136. beth

    they are actually checking out their own reflections in the glass from the fish takes — looking good!

    January 28th, 2010

  137. dave

    Thanks a lot. I’ve got nightmares on the way tonight!

    January 28th, 2010

  138. Fast Food Nation

    I wanna think they’re dykes (the short one is MAD dykish!), but the tall one looks like a DUDE.

    I know I used some non-PC words there, but if there are any real lesbians out there reading this: WTF is up with the hankerchief headware/do-rags? Why is this fashion amongst gay women?

    January 28th, 2010

  139. low-standards

    after drinking the six pack… I would probably tag both at the same time… and then worry about the regrets later.

    January 28th, 2010

  140. maddmarker

    They obviously have been munching on all that supercenter food!

    January 28th, 2010

  141. EMERSON BIGUNS

    @ SPYCE……..

    I’d say most men don’t find this this attractive really. It just seems to advertise a “morally casual attitude” if you catch my drift….(an easy fuckin’ whore :) ) I’ve only seen one instance where the “showing thong” made my day.

    January 28th, 2010

  142. GOTTCHA!

    The one that looks like a chubby underdressed yard gnome looks like she has an ailment other than wardrobe choice. LYDIA…..how about your professional opinion?

    January 28th, 2010

  143. bourbon

    Mommy, mommy, why do the aquariums smell like rotten fish? Mommy says, “It’s not the aquariums, it’s those 2 ho-bags.

    January 28th, 2010

  144. HairPimp09

    They’re like lesbian twins! Notice how the short one looks to be wearing pointy toed heels. With the handkerchief on the head, so not a goon call sweetie.

    January 28th, 2010

  145. bourbon

    Two trannies trying to look the part and smell the part.

    January 28th, 2010

  146. Lumpy Rutherford

    Cher and Chastity out for a mother daughter fish buy.

    January 28th, 2010

  147. U know good & Well

    who ever told them they look cute, needs the snot slapped out of them. they look jus plane SHAMEFUL!!

    January 28th, 2010

  148. justme

    What??? I thot the whole PURPOSE of a thong was so that your underwear DIDN’T show under your clothes!!! And I feel sorry for the little one–it’s probably her daughter, and she just doesn’t know any better! Look at the SORRY example she has to follow!!!

    January 28th, 2010

  149. KingReg

    Pic 1: Cheetah is snorting some coke while Muffin Top distracts the fish.

    Pic 2: Muffin Top identifies the snitch fish. Prepares to pour beer into aquarium.

    January 28th, 2010

  150. JR

    just got herpes from looking at this

    January 28th, 2010

  151. i will take the two wierdo fish!

    January 28th, 2010

  152. John R.

    What is it about girls and young women these days, that they think it’s attractive to expose their waist when they’re overweight?

    And I’m not choosing sides … I don’t get why guys think exposing their underwear is cool, either.

    January 28th, 2010

  153. SEAN

    skank tank

    January 28th, 2010

  154. John

    Haha I like the Old School reference in the caption

    January 28th, 2010

  155. Yowzers

    Two people in this picture have sexually transmitted diseases.

    Can you guess which two?

    January 28th, 2010

  156. kartgrl

    I am digging the thong showing. I think I might try it with sweatpants and see if it brings all the boys to the yard.

    I think I know the short one, and yes, lesbian she is.

    January 28th, 2010

  157. Mortimer

    I’d fuck them both, HARD

    January 28th, 2010

  158. Mortimer

    I’d tap them both, HARD

    January 28th, 2010

  159. Gmoney

    Is it just me or is that a “Happy Trial” and sideburns showing in the pic on the right.

    January 28th, 2010

  160. Charlie

    Is she stuffing a fish down her pants for added smell?

    January 28th, 2010

  161. Bee

    Actually, Doc, they BOTH look like they’re too young to purchase beer.

    ~~Bee

    January 28th, 2010

  162. Nothing says more “prostitutes from the trailer park” then this picture.

    January 28th, 2010

  163. dumb

    Why is the shorter, fatter one not wearing shoes?? ew.

    January 28th, 2010

  164. Dupe Himself

    The tall one almost looks like she could be a respectable woman if shhe cleaned up her style. the short one just lacks self respect all together!!

    January 28th, 2010

  165. Kenzie

    Dude looks like a lady…….

    January 28th, 2010

  166. married with children

    Peggy Bundy – the younger years.

    January 28th, 2010

  167. Barfer

    Looks like a “Hillbilly 10″ — a 4 with a 6 pack under her arm

    January 28th, 2010

  168. Meli

    Ummm… at least the tall one is FOR sure a guy.

    January 28th, 2010

  169. lll

    all the thongs in the house say hey ho hey ho

    January 28th, 2010

  170. shay

    in the left one she looks like she is shoplifiting!

    January 28th, 2010

  171. Pam

    Hey look…Cher and Chastity when she was still Chastity!!

    January 28th, 2010

  172. jada

    10$ say she lives in a trailer

    January 28th, 2010

  173. There’s nothing that arouses men more than the smell of dead shrimp.

    January 28th, 2010

  174. LIKES 'EM THICK

    Holy cow!!!

    You actually found a ….. chick (?)… that even I wouldn’t phvck!!!!!

    January 28th, 2010

  175. T.Mo

    The short one is a horrible “roll” model.

    January 28th, 2010

  176. And on our left we have the Skank Tank, the only place in Walmart that will mask their fishy odors. Moving on, we don’t want to catch anything! And over here we have….

    January 28th, 2010

  177. Ryano

    i think its a tranny!! And It’s getting ready to piss between the shelf and the fish tanks!! its obvious ….

    January 28th, 2010

  178. Steinbizzle

    Yes, something DOES smell fishy. I believe it’s the short one’s breath.

    January 28th, 2010

  179. MVan

    It looks like she is shoplifting something…

    January 28th, 2010

  180. Mynx

    Why does the tall one look like a dude in a bad wig?

    January 28th, 2010

  181. isisorchid

    The tall one has a bangin’ body and I can’t hate on that, the underwear ain’t cute but where else do the dollar bills go? The midget however needs to head over to the juniors section and pick up a bigger shirt.

    January 28th, 2010

  182. Phats McGee

    the “even” couple?

    January 28th, 2010

  183. Veronica

    Yikes! I’m not trying to be mean, but that’s a bit tacky to go out and shop dressed like that… Where’s Stacy & Clinton when you need them?

    January 28th, 2010

  184. Angie

    Someone should tell that short chick, that rockin the beer gut, is just a song, and not really sexy.

    January 28th, 2010

  185. kim

    even in the hooker world, the hot girl hangs with the homely/fat girl to get the dudes! who knew?!

    January 28th, 2010

  186. Magnaryu

    Uhm…are we sure the tall one is a chick? I get the sense that it’s actually a guy.

    January 28th, 2010

  187. dogbar bill

    I wonder how much their per hour fee is? And if they give a discount if you do both of them?

    January 28th, 2010

  188. jt

    This is why wal-mart should just not sell animals!

    January 29th, 2010

  189. JR

    I can’t stand to see gheto pants hanging down past the ass, but in this case, her pants are way too high. It’s hot and could be hotter!!

    January 29th, 2010

  190. Key West

    They are waiting for their VD meds to be filled by the “pharmacist”

    Meanwhile, lil oompa loompa on the left has taken a liking to the sucker fish and has to decide between the beer and the sucker fish. It would be quite the party if she could buy both.

    January 29th, 2010

  191. ROBIN

    Geez, after looking at these two, the Jersey Shore girls are looking like quite the ladies!

    January 29th, 2010

  192. SEAN

    her thong smells like the fish tank

    January 29th, 2010

  193. Goocenn

    Fish are thinking, “Damn, something smells like rotten fish!!”

    January 29th, 2010

  194. me2too

    Smells fishy, looks slutty.

    January 29th, 2010

  195. cj

    Looks like she’s/he’s getting ready to take a piss in the fish tank. Maybe warm water makes her have to pee.

    January 29th, 2010

  196. sebsalicious

    You can get fish at Walmart!!!!???? WTF happened to pet shops people!

    January 29th, 2010

  197. Tim

    I’d double dog dare some little kid to run past and grab that thong.

    January 29th, 2010

  198. Mat

    there should be a caption bubble above the little one’s head that says “When I grow up I wanna be a thin transvestite like my brother Steve”

    January 29th, 2010

  199. Bob

    She promised a visit to the aquarium today and she delivered

    January 29th, 2010

  200. James

    If you looked at this picture,congratulations, you now have syphilis.

    January 29th, 2010

  201. Marshall

    I used to date the tall one. She has a tattoo of a conch shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean!!!

    January 29th, 2010

  202. Harry

    Every hot girl has a fat friend.

    January 29th, 2010

  203. BKL

    I’m in love!

    January 29th, 2010

  204. Marc

    What an incredible opportunity for an “Atomic Wedgie”…

    January 29th, 2010

  205. Tropic Blue

    hay duchbag I don’t want to see your damn underwear eather … cover your ass up

    January 29th, 2010

  206. MommaMia

    Hey Mommy Look its Daddy New girlfriend on the internet!!

    January 29th, 2010

  207. TJ

    How much?

    January 29th, 2010

  208. HOLYCRAPPeople

    Their mother’s must be so proud!

    January 29th, 2010

  209. GOREDSOX

    Why do girls like this even bother to put on the pants? What’s the point?

    January 29th, 2010

  210. not even at walmart….

    January 30th, 2010

  211. ohioan

    hate to break it to you. but this is at a meijer.

    January 30th, 2010

  212. JazzyJazz

    They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder right? Well maybe there’s a blind pimp who needs at least 50 cents that thinks they are “beautiful”

    January 30th, 2010

  213. The Nurse

    The tall person has a great body, but her pants make her look goofy.

    January 30th, 2010

  214. kat

    jennifer beals has really let herself go

    January 30th, 2010

  215. GenuineNerd

    Their next stop is the Health and Beauty department…where the FDS and Summer’s Eve is.

    January 30th, 2010

  216. wtf

    Tonight on Jerry Springer …

    January 30th, 2010

  217. Amanda

    UUUmmm just incase no one noticed.. The tall one is a MAN!!! I haven’t quite figured out what the little one is yet…lol..

    January 30th, 2010

  218. Ken

    get them away from the fish your never going to get that smell off the fish

    January 30th, 2010

  219. wtfreakencrap

    “prostitution is revolution, you can hate me until you pay me!”
    “is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket?”

    January 30th, 2010

  220. jessie

    tens bucks says they are both crossdressing dudes. c’mon that scarf is hiding the shorties apple and the tall skank is narrow like a scrawny man

    January 30th, 2010

  221. Whoabot

    Figures this’d be in Ohio.

    January 30th, 2010

  222. Acid

    White Trash to Uber Skank Make-Over, before & after.

    January 31st, 2010

  223. trish tesh

    am i the only one who sees the “brown pregnancy line” dividing shorty’s lil muffin top??..not only is she skanked out for day but she’s got a teeny bun in the oven too..now thats takin the skank to a whole ‘nother level!

    January 31st, 2010

  224. Roy Hoskins

    How many skanks does it take to pick out a fish ? TWO !! I would beat my niece if she ever dressed like that……wow !!

    February 1st, 2010

  225. JK

    the one in the brown is thinking can I have this!!! is biting her finger to hold her tounge in and her mind from just taking a giant lick!

    February 1st, 2010

  226. Lawlerskates

    I’m 99% sure the tall one is a girl my husband dated in high school. SUCCESS!!!

    February 2nd, 2010

  227. real real

    see i think this is my walmart too…hmm. sometime when you dont have a mall you get all dressed u and go to the walmart to pick up elligible bachelors.

    February 2nd, 2010

  228. Jenna

    I’ve seen so many icky thongs insulting my eyes in public that I am beginning to think they should be banned outside the privacy of home.

    February 2nd, 2010

  229. kara

    oh god i think i know one of them

    February 2nd, 2010

  230. El Gordo Loco

    We’re goin’ STREAKIN”!!!!

    February 3rd, 2010

  231. Lori

    Looking for some goldfish to swallow……

    February 4th, 2010

  232. Larry

    Whale Tail at the Aquarium

    February 5th, 2010

  233. ms

    I’d definitely do the tall one!

    February 5th, 2010

  234. Beast

    I DEFINITELY know those girls. I actually lived with one. She was pretty cool back then. Things seem to have gone downhill…

    February 5th, 2010

  235. Keith

    My guess is that the tall one is in Med School and the other one works for a religious organization.

    February 6th, 2010

  236. DoucheBagCooper

    hahaha Nice Will Farrel/old school reference..

    i’d do the tall skank too just cuz im into the nasty hooker type :D

    February 6th, 2010

  237. Citizen X

    I’d hit it, the tall one that is. He friend could lick my balls from behind.

    February 6th, 2010

  238. Citizen X

    her friend, stupid fuckers

    February 6th, 2010

  239. jason doody

    Id do the short one while Robert does the tall one!!Hey fatties need loving too!

    February 7th, 2010

  240. Michelle

    Is the tall one trying to shop lift something into her pants in the first pic? Something’s just not right.

    February 8th, 2010

  241. Mode

    OMG, it’s Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne in the same Wal Mart at the same time! Hopefully you autographs..

    February 8th, 2010

  242. Jessie

    trashy ho 1 – my cooter smells like this fish!
    trashy ho 2 – awh, mine smells like that one! wait, idk. smell my undies.

    February 8th, 2010

  243. T~

    That fishy smell AINT the aquariums, douche isle 5!

    February 9th, 2010

  244. sam

    oh my god wtf well i live in ohio and im surprised we didnt c like a chicken or something let alone a perfect match for the pillberry dough boy and a hannah montana wannabe!!

    February 9th, 2010

  245. meeeeeee

    lmfao. the one on the left looks like my friend I’ve known forever.

    February 10th, 2010

  246. Brad

    Love the “Old School” reference in the comment

    February 21st, 2010

  247. LOGAN

    HAHAHAHA OHHH MYYY GOODD i know this walmart i live like walking distance from it hahahaha cuz i can recognize the fish display and the random bags of dog food

    February 22nd, 2010

  248. Missy

    I can never step foot into that Walmart again.

    February 25th, 2010

  249. jon

    i could swear that thios pic was taken in columbus… and in a meijer. but still… it’s just plain wrong.

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    March 2nd, 2010

  250. LMAO

    The tall one looks my aunt, the short one looks like my cousin, and they both dress like that.

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    March 7th, 2010

  251. dan

    is it possible to make the Pet Department at Wal-Mart smell any worse?

    Also,

    please don’t tap the glass… or these chicks.

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    March 14th, 2010

  252. mkayk

    why they think everyone is dying to see their sagover hangover their belt buckle and how did I ever live, before, having not seen her Thong? (@$$ Flo$$ !)

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    April 10th, 2010

  253. Laura and Jenn

    PROSTITOTS!!!!

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    May 5th, 2010

  254. HoopinLady

    the short one look like a kid, um yeah you need some other things a little more than a fish. hmm more clothes. yes i think so!

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    May 10th, 2010

  255. Manda

    Am i the only one who finds the shorter one a bit young? She looks around 15 to me. LOL

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    June 29th, 2010

  256. Manda

    Am i the only one who finds the shorter one a bit young? She looks around 15 to me. LOL maybe even mom and daughter outing?

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    June 29th, 2010

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