January 31st, 2010
Puppet Master
Oh, if those unicorns could talk….to someone other than the group of stuffed animals he performs for in his basement.
Ohio
Oh, if those unicorns could talk….to someone other than the group of stuffed animals he performs for in his basement.
Ohio
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they kinda look alike… all 3 of them..
January 31st, 2010
PET – O – PHILE ! ! !
Call the cops !!!!!
January 31st, 2010
Is he using those for mittens? PLEASE tell me he’s using those for mittens!
January 31st, 2010
I bet he even drives a panel van with “Free Candy” and “Puppies” painted on the side.
January 31st, 2010
Somebody call Chris Hansen.
January 31st, 2010
Kids! Stay Away From Chester the Molester!!!!!
January 31st, 2010
“Being John Malkovich” much?
January 31st, 2010
One unicorn’s “beatable” with two black eyes.
January 31st, 2010
This, everyone, is Pee Wee Herman in 30 years.
January 31st, 2010
THEY look like that puppet used in those old car commercials, I can’t remember his name, but he looked just like that and he was orange.
January 31st, 2010
This site isn’t nearly as funny as it used to be. Some guy, probably yourself no doubt, put on some puppets from the store & had a picture taken so he could get on this site. yawn
January 31st, 2010
He kinda looks like Alf.
January 31st, 2010
This guys thinking, “Dude, I got two kid to come in the back of my truck last week with just one unicorn puppet, think of how many I’ll get with two!”
January 31st, 2010
Yeah sure kids go ahead and go play 45 year old man with unicorn puppets. That’s not the least bit creepy. My only hope is the guy is mentally handicaped and that’s his dad behind him looking annoyed and embarrased
January 31st, 2010
He looks like he doesn’t have a care in the world.
January 31st, 2010
Creepy little chester the child molester traveling puppet show!!!!!!!!!!!
January 31st, 2010
Looks to me like its someones dad/grandpa and he put the puppets on his hands and they took a picture…Not a true powm
January 31st, 2010
What happens in the puppet aisle in walmart stays in the puppe aisle!
January 31st, 2010
I guess it’s true that only virgins can touch unicorns
January 31st, 2010
Well Walmart got one thing right..that guy is UN-Beat-Able
January 31st, 2010
Yeah…that’s not creepy at…I don’t care what other people say…ATTENTION Wal-Mart shoppers…newly rehabilitated terrorist puppets show in bread department starts in 5 minutes..
January 31st, 2010
“Fixin’ for a night of dungeons and dragons followed by a massive unibrow waxin’”
January 31st, 2010
Hey, look – these here are my only two friends and did I mention they double as boxing gloves! Back off!
January 31st, 2010
Its not cheating if its YOUR dog…puppet…
January 31st, 2010
My name-a is Borat…
January 31st, 2010
I think he’s wearing them like mittens. They’re special.
January 31st, 2010
Is anyone else bored with PoWM? lol.
January 31st, 2010
1. Unibrow
2. In public wearing children’s puppets
3. Staged a pic for POWM
You got your 15 minutes bud. Now what are you gonna do with the rest of your sad life?
January 31st, 2010
Is the girl unicorn the one with the pink eyebrows or the one without??
January 31st, 2010
I wonder what PETA would say if they knew this guy was lopping off unicorn heads just to make exotic mittens. He probably tosses the rest of the unicorn back, too.
January 31st, 2010
Now the question is: Did he pick up those puppets at walmart or did he bring them with him to walmart? Either way very weird.
January 31st, 2010
he looks kinda mental
January 31st, 2010
It’s true! Owners do lool like they’re mittens!
January 31st, 2010
“CLEAN UP IN TOY SECTION!”
January 31st, 2010
I think this is the only pic I’ve seen in which they’re actually looking at the camera
January 31st, 2010
I’m guessing he owns a van and claims to have candy in it.
January 31st, 2010
It’s a deranged Doug Henson. But he looks OK to me.
January 31st, 2010
So this is the puppet master that controls Obama behind the scenes.
January 31st, 2010
“heh heh heh. all these people think that im a pedophile. SUCKERS!!!”
January 31st, 2010
He probably uses the “other end” of the horsey’s for earmuffs!!!!….
January 31st, 2010
That’s how he lures the little kids into his van……
January 31st, 2010
So that’s what happened to Mr. Dressup!
January 31st, 2010
Mr.Garrison’s double fisting lambs now? That guy needs help.
January 31st, 2010
Ummmmmm, yeah. Carrying aroung puppets…yea UNICORN puppets screams “I’M NOT A PEDOPHILE!”
January 31st, 2010
I think you’ve found the answer to where that round pelt coat came from that the individual in the other photo is wearing. It’s important not to let any part of the animal go to waste. I just hope the innards didn’t end up in the meat section.
January 31st, 2010
Unicorn B/J in stereo. Hey! Where can I buy some of those!!!
January 31st, 2010
Jeff Dunnam, meet your competition………..
January 31st, 2010
Once again…..Ohio, checking in.
January 31st, 2010
and THIS is why when I leave Ohio everyone else seems so normal.
January 31st, 2010
Its funny how from just a single picture one can predict so many things about this man. 1 ) Below average intellect 2) Probably still a virgin 3) Is unemployed 4) Lives with his parents or maybe in a half-way house 4) Spends an inordinate amount of time looking at internet porn 5) Likes kids ( a lot ).
January 31st, 2010
UNIPORN!
January 31st, 2010
The caption meant to say “in his Mom’s basement.” Isn’t that his dad behind him?
January 31st, 2010
Rasputin, the monk who wouldn’t die!
January 31st, 2010
He’s acting goofy, but I really don’t think it is that funny.
Don’t you guys have anything good, like you posted months ago when I’d laugh and laugh, even if I’d already looked at the pic before?
January 31st, 2010
Charliiiieeee, Where going to candy mountain Charrrrrrrrlllliiiieeeee
January 31st, 2010
“so easy, a caveman could do it”
January 31st, 2010
Oh goody! It’s Ohio day at Wal Tards dot com
DEE DEE DEE !!!!
January 31st, 2010
WTFFFF???? Is going on in OHIO? creepy ass men
January 31st, 2010
I’d say “Take the retard to the zoo…” but there ain’t no unicorns at the zoo.
January 31st, 2010
It sucks that those unicorns were born conjoined to a hobo.
January 31st, 2010
Heeeyyy!!! I want some ever what he’s been smokin’!!!!!!!!!
January 31st, 2010
Sorry…but this guy obviously has special needs, this is not funny at all….
January 31st, 2010
People are becoming too self-aware about this site. People know that if they dress in an odd way or look odd their chances for appearing on this site greatly increase and therefore they can claim their 15 minutes of fame.
January 31st, 2010
lame. lame and lame.
January 31st, 2010