Where’s the anonymity bar across her eyes? She might be afraid of being recognized.
February 1st, 2010
Donna
Geeez, must be cold in there!! Poor chick needs a sweater…or pants… or both.
February 1st, 2010
filbert910
Sad part about this is that she is probably the best looking girl at that walmart.
February 1st, 2010
JackNever
Customer “service”?
February 1st, 2010
Girlyoudontknow
WOW! They sell those at WalMart?????
February 1st, 2010
Ker
He is just looking to buy a nice video camera to record their sexy plastic escapades
February 1st, 2010
john NY
He is so in love he takes her shopping at wal Mart!
February 1st, 2010
Bettyrage
Awwww… Look how much he cares about “her”… Holding her so gently and nuzzling his cheek against her head…. I think he actually might be in love… She’s probably the first girl to put out for him anyway…
What? he is trying to be nice, it is her birthday, and he is taking her out on a spending spree,… she needs new clothes, in case YOU haven’t notices, she is a all nakie, tzk tzk tzk!
February 1st, 2010
GB
Christmas With Louise
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of pantyhose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don’t sell those things at Walmart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
If you’ve never been in an X-rated store, don’t go. You’ll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, What does this do? You’re kidding me! Who would buy that? Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love Dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I’d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for Lovable Louise. She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise’s pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. What the hell is that? she asked.
My brother quickly explained, It’s a doll.
Who would play with something like that? Granny snapped.
I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut.
Where are her clothes? Granny continued.
Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran, Jay said, to steer her into dining room.
But Granny was relentless. Why doesn’t she have any teeth?
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, Hang on Granny, hang on!
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, Hey, who’s the naked gal by the fireplace?
I told him she was Jay’s friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa’s last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother’s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise’s collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. I think Grandpa still calls her whenever he can get out of the house.
February 1st, 2010
Wendi
I have a feeling he’ll be wearing a striped outfit very similar to that shirt again in the future…
at least be creative if you are going to stage a pic
February 1st, 2010
john NY
These three teenagers are going to have a wild night.
February 1st, 2010
Elle
I bet, they follow this page…
February 1st, 2010
Mixerman
Someone needs to make that doll into that punk’s suppository ! If my kid was w/me I’d have to make a police report and see if they’d arrest him. Can you say sex-offender list …dumb-ass ?
February 1st, 2010
rheanna
honestly, if i saw this douche bag in walmart and i had my kid with me (who is 5 and probably shouldnt see a blow up doll… especially at WALMART), i’d probably whoop the living piss out of him for carrying that damn doll with him. It’s not even funny, just retarded. Feel free to disagree…. but seriously… wtf?
February 1st, 2010
JAV
Maybe he’s like those ladies that carry the babydolls around with them. She’s a coping mechanism.
February 1st, 2010
Ho
WalFart’s smartest shopper
February 1st, 2010
Sharyl
Nice to see wal mart does not discriminate against artificial humans.
February 1st, 2010
john NY
GB:
This is not a writting contest!
February 1st, 2010
April
That shouldn’t be allowed in there, not in a place where children are. Thats just wrong.
February 1st, 2010
Gack
Okay, you can’t tell me that’s not a services pet for the handicapped.
It’s all open to interpretation.
February 1st, 2010
JLC
Not sure which is more disturbing, the image of the young man and his blow-up ‘friend’ or the line of boys forming behind him.
February 1st, 2010
chibimoon
Maybe he’s buying clothes for his doll.
February 1st, 2010
Big Al
I think I see her twitter…..the place between her twat and her sh?tter.
Everything else Wal-Mart sells is made in China, why not his date?
February 1st, 2010
Rosilin
THANK YOU GB, that was a Wonderful story!!!!
February 1st, 2010
makksk
I’m sorry, but this makes me laugh. Only because this proves that a teenager will do just about anything for a joke. And if I saw that at my Wal Mart, I would die laughing. But then again, I don’t have little kids, so I guess I could see where it is inappropriate. Maybe if they had clothed her first?
February 1st, 2010
Angusgal
What a cute couple! I’m sure his parents are proud.
OK, help me please. What isle do they sell those on? I want 2.
February 1st, 2010
TriMix
Well, at least she’s color-coded. Makes things easier, I suppose…
February 1st, 2010
aellea
GB i laughed at your story til the tears ran and i farted twice… lol
i think this Louise should at least have a shirt and shoes on to get into the store!
February 1st, 2010
sgtjoebear
Kids are morons! LMAO but it is ok to be a moron today. But it isn’t ok to say moron it isn’t politically correct you know
February 1st, 2010
ThatTexasGuy
@GB
That’s an awesome story! I’m still laughing. I don’t know if that’s your own writing or if you copied it from somewhere, I just want to say thanks for sharing that!
February 1st, 2010
Tim
Hopefully he stays with her the rest of his life, at least that way there will be no chance of reproduction.
February 1st, 2010
sgtjoebear
Great story GB HAHAHAHA
February 1st, 2010
ruth
Well all I have to say is that is very VERY creepy. Just goes to show they will let any thing in.
February 1st, 2010
Iben
I think its one of those new flotation devices that the Coast Guard requires to have on boats now
February 1st, 2010
furriefurther
Nice of the fella to bring his date along!
February 1st, 2010
Chris
What isle are those on? I’m gonna need a price check on that.
February 1st, 2010
BOBAA-LOU!!
No.. see my girlfriend is exactly as big as her and I just want to buy her some underwear and I don’t know her size!…..
February 1st, 2010
Joe King
They are all updating their “Face Book” status’s to say… “I am finally going to loose my Virginity…”
February 1st, 2010
pinkangel
OMG sex education went to Walmart on a field trip.. I guess to study where to get condoms cheap…LOL..
February 1st, 2010
Really Now
Have you honestly ever been to a WalMart that would allow someone to bring this in? Honestly? Some people would do anything for a photo op.
February 1st, 2010
Heather
Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date later….
February 1st, 2010
gary
Wow, I didn’t realize that my congressman shopped at Wal-Mart.
February 1st, 2010
Maranda
I loved the story.. I will be re-posting this.. hope you don’t mind.. But as far as the pic goes.. ya I would whoop some ass..my kids don’t need to get an anatomy lesson at Wal*Mart..
February 1st, 2010
tvb
We’re going to need a clean up on isle 3.
February 1st, 2010
judy
GB-the story is great! Thanks! I laughed!
February 1st, 2010
Ukiddingme
GB TOO FUNNY !!!! Loved the story !!!!
February 1st, 2010
Ken
Know what’d be funny, let’s go walk around wal-mart so I can get myself on that there website that makes fun of people at wal-mart…………….Everyone gets thier 15 minutes. This kid wasted his.
February 1st, 2010
Jenn
BOOO! STAGED!
February 1st, 2010
imatroll5
Since when was a woman’s vagina (hole) in the front?
February 1st, 2010
deaf leopardskin
“So what if we ruffle a few feathers. I love you, Princess, and I don’t care who knows it. Let them balk at our forbidden love. You complete me.”
February 1st, 2010
Mama
I’m going to go ahead and guess he lost the bet! lol
do you think the sales clerk asked, “paper or plastic?”
February 1st, 2010
Mike
Who wants sloppy seconds?
February 1st, 2010
Wildwestusmc
Well at least he doesn’t hide the fact that this is the only woman that will “OPENLY” claim him!
February 1st, 2010
Wildwestusmc
This also reminds me of my buddy’s bachelor party! Now we didn’t go to walmart or anything like that but we had a blow up doll handcuffed to his belt and his objective for the night was to get the strippers to give up some clothes for the poor naked girl at each of the 5 strip clubs we went to that night! LOL well he had to pay for it bad at the last bar. The stripper he decided to try and get clothes from happened to be the dominatrix type and she ripped that belt off of him and beat the hell out of him. All in good fun of course, but when we made it back to the hotel his back and his butt were black from how hard she was spanking him! He slept on his stomach that night but the worst was the next day at his wedding!
2 old geezers went to blow their pension check at the brothel. The madam let them in and instructed the girls to put blow up dolls in their rooms instead of using real ‘ladies’ as the old guys likely wouldn’t know the difference. The old fellas did their business and after they left one said, “I think mine was dead! She didn’t move or talk!” The other replied, “I think mine was a witch!!! I got so excited I bit her on the neck, she let out a big fart, flew out the window and took my teeth with her!”
GB……loved your story! Thanks!
February 1st, 2010
eternalgreenknight
She’s better looking than most we’ve seen on here, and about as well dressed.
February 1st, 2010
GOTTCHA!
You know these little bastards are up to no good. I love it, I wish I was in high school again.
February 1st, 2010
bourbon
The doll is saying, “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”.
February 1st, 2010
Wanlongcok
It’s kinda funny that he’s wearing stripes. When someone finally calls the cops on him, he’ll know how how degraded his “girlfriend” feels. Great story GB!
nice thing about a blow up doll, if she gets cellulite, just infate her a bit more until it disappears!
Kinda tought to take one in a hot tub though, they alwasy wanna jump out!
February 1st, 2010
yegads!
Probably the best woman this loser could ever get. I’d like to puncture his mistress and watch it go flying around the room like a balloon. Then kick his perverted butt for bringing it into the store.
February 1st, 2010
Luke Sky
Paris Hilton just looks fake these days and will do just about anything to get attention…
February 1st, 2010
bloodspatterpattern
One of the better looking girls on this site. And she won’t talk your ear off.
February 1st, 2010
SET UP
Let’s bring a blow-up doll into WALMART and get published on that website…..it worked. At least be a little creative next time. Makes you wonder how many other pics are staged.
February 1st, 2010
Angie
People are obviously trying to get on this site. How pathetic. Enjoy your fifteen minutes, you pervert.
February 1st, 2010
shoopdewoop
I wonder if they were using her to shoplift…could explain the surprised look
February 1st, 2010
shanti
She does not appear to be a natural blonde.
February 1st, 2010
Ben
Next stop: Victoria’s Secrets to get her a new outfit for the conclusion of their big date tonight. He wants to test the waters and see if she would be open for a gang bang with his other buddies in the picture. Good luck buddy. I hope she is in fact the girl of your dreams.
February 1st, 2010
2fish
This is not his first experience with an organic woman. That’s right, rough her up a little she’s not going to bruise.
Looks like latex Lana could be getting the triple tonight!
February 1st, 2010
harold
It’s an initiation to a fraternity. He’s got to take his girlfriend out in public. That or he lost a bet.
February 1st, 2010
lovelydarkness333
Those kids don’t even look old enough to BUY that doll what the hell!? They must have brought it in, blown it up in the bathroom, and POSED for this picture. Why are we letting this nonsense on this site?
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
I’d say i hope they got thrown out but we all know that’s what they wanted to happen.
February 1st, 2010
Boy!!!
Somebody’s father DID NOT have one of those discussions with this guy!!!
February 1st, 2010
Jason
I hope him and his friends don’t take advantage of this poor young woman.
February 1st, 2010
Angie
Ha ha GB great story! To funny.
As for the kid, he wasn’t a complete idiot until he did this. She really does complete him. You know, it’s a sad sad day, when the best looking one and the smartest one in the relationship has no brain, and a blow up spout on it.
February 1st, 2010
Bunker Bob
New meaning to “Self Service”
February 1st, 2010
kratos1971
I’D SAY THAT I WOULD HIT IT, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE THAT I ALREADY HAVE.
February 1st, 2010
Yuki
By the look on her face I would say him and his little high school friends had a go with her that night..hell maybe all at once..
February 1st, 2010
LadyZhoco
I don’t know guys…
I know this is a blowup doll…but I still think we should try to pick up some girl.
Man you know they give us the cold shoulder and until Jim can get more chloroform this is the best we got man!!
February 1st, 2010
Cory
That chick from The Office gets around!
February 1st, 2010
Keelie
dont worry she is just a “service animal”
February 1st, 2010
gg
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. My husband keeps asking me what I’m laughing-crying about and I keep saying nothing. I’m too afraid to tell him how often I visit this website.
February 1st, 2010
Yrmom
Maybe he’ll take her to the McDonalds inside walmart and by her a nice meal from the dollar menu!
February 1st, 2010
bourbon
The dude has obviously never used a condom. His friends told him to use a rubber.
February 1st, 2010
Flea
Never seen a more staged photo….
February 1st, 2010
Steve
If he likes it he should put a ring on it!
What? She doesn’t have fingers? nevermind….
February 1st, 2010
Alisha
Hey it’s the real version of “Bubble Buddy”!
February 1st, 2010
cade bailey
i wounder what the old man at the entrance was thinking when he saw her…?
I, too, always try to take my “Blowup Doll” with me when I go shopping.
February 1st, 2010
Kenneth
What are you going to do with that doll? Second thought, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.
February 1st, 2010
sissy
Hey dude i like dare you to go through wally world w/ my dad’s blown up friend here and i’ll take your picture.We will win that 100 dollar giftcard we can get those 2 video games,WE WILL SO WIN,DUDE!
February 1st, 2010
bree
maybe he needed to practice before prom night
February 1st, 2010
What?
Dude, electronics are not where you return the blow up dolls.
February 1st, 2010
Holly
I’m actually shocked and disgusted that they didn’t blur out her face to protect her identity. Shame on you POWM!
By girlfriend you mean that blow up doll you keep under your mattress?/ uh never mind,.,..
February 1st, 2010
John Florida
Maybe he was trying to find the right batteries for the remote control. But please guys, at least throw a budwieser T-Shirt and some Daisy Dukes on her.
February 1st, 2010
gixxrryder
yeh, he made it past the greeter because most of the greeters i’ve seen at walmart are like 80 years old and can’t chase him
They had to have seen Pink’s act at the Grammys last night.
February 1st, 2010
bubbrubbbb
Hey everyone! Look at us! We’re college kids and we’re doing something stupid/shocking/retarded/offensive/ridiculous! Why? Because it’s stupid/shocking/retarded/offensive/ridiculous! Maybe we’ll end up on the internets! LOL!
if ya see the trailer rockin,dont come knockin !!!
wonder if he pimp’s her out to the lil boy’s in the trailer park ??
February 1st, 2010
imoore
GB, great story! This certainly brightened up my day.
You should be writing more stories like this. How about starting your own website?
February 1st, 2010
Yowzers
Stripes: Dude, the New York Giants are going to the Superbow!
They’re 6-0!!!
Other Guy: Wanna bet?
The rest is history.
February 1st, 2010
Marcus
that fucker thinks he’s cool…good thing i didn’t see that in my walmart or i would’ve slap the hell out of him!!!
February 1st, 2010
Louis
@ Shocked (near the early posts) Do you think they came in with it already blown up? This is a total setup. They came in and then inflated their ‘Love Doll”!
February 1st, 2010
SEAN
haha the nips and clit is red haha
February 1st, 2010
Marc
Maybe it was Prom Night…
February 1st, 2010
Marc
He didn’t get past the Door Greeter, the Door Greeter got dibs on fourths…
February 1st, 2010
KingReg
At least she shaves…
February 1st, 2010
B.A.
Me thinketh that these guys are pledging for a Fraternity at a nearby college.
February 1st, 2010
Marc
…and to think, I get embarrassed when I cut a fart in the store…
February 1st, 2010
Dr Norman Quistman, OG.
Sorry kid. You still have your virginity.
February 1st, 2010
Bobby Budnick
Maybe his ex girlfriend works at Wal-Mart, and he’s bringing this new girl in to make her jealous.
February 1st, 2010
TheAllKnowing
this is photoshoped but good job!
February 1st, 2010
oops
SURPRIZ BUTTSEXXX!
February 1st, 2010
AB
That could be a funny joke at a bar or something but wtf at Wal-Mart where kids are. Come on don’t be a dumbass.
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a real idiot crawls out of the wood work. Everyone was trashing Texas the other night. You think this yankey perv has more class????
This creep needs his a$$ beat!
February 1st, 2010
Public Enema
I always wondered where she went after she left me one midsummer night. She farted twice and flew out the window.
February 1st, 2010
Jami
I don’t think that doll is a real sex doll. She doesn’t look like she’s anatomically correct. In other words, there’s no holes to stick his wing-wang. So this is just some sort of stupid, childish joke he’s playing.
February 1st, 2010
unicorn Madness
I really really really want to fill one of those up with helium someday…
February 1st, 2010
DR
Like that kid would know what to do with it.
February 1st, 2010
Jennett
OmG i have a sweater like that perv
February 2nd, 2010
Inthe Landof Orville
I’m betting this was not blown up upon entry to the store…I’m betting they bought it, smuggled it INTO the store and proceeded to blow it up in the bicycle aisle with a bike pump-obviously to get a reaction! LOL
Where’s Wille the Pimp…he could give this broad some fashion tips!
February 2nd, 2010
GOREDSOX
AWWWWW. How sweet. He took her out on a date to WalMart. Too cheap to spring for dinner?
February 2nd, 2010
GOREDSOX
@ B.A.
That’s a good thought, however they look too f@#*ing stupid to go to college.
February 2nd, 2010
Grego
“It’s a Blow-Up Doll of Savings at Menards….I mean Wal-mart!”
February 2nd, 2010
Key West
“Ginger Kids Gone Wild III”
February 2nd, 2010
Sexbomb Annie
You take her out for dinner so your friends can see
And now everybody’s pointing fingers at me
You even take her shopping and on a double date
She’s always quiet and she never complains
Death to the doll!
February 2nd, 2010
French baby
NOW THAT’S THE KIND OF GIRL YOU TAKE HOME TO MEET YOUR MOTHER!
February 2nd, 2010
RaggedySam
uuuh he made it past the greeter probably because they waited to blow it up until they were IN the store.
Come on, you guys. lol Obvious.
February 2nd, 2010
yikes
His Mamma must of breast fed him then dropped him on his head.
February 2nd, 2010
zipper
Here”s one he doesn’t have to worry about knocking up.
February 2nd, 2010
me too
Trying to make his girl friend jealous.
February 2nd, 2010
ZoNkEr
They will be arresting her for indecent exposure.
February 2nd, 2010
Marshall
I’m thinking him and his friends would be more suited with a blow-up sheep!
I bet he is looking for the customer return window….
February 2nd, 2010
WMcashier
I’m really hoping that they blew that thing up AFTER they got in the store….
February 2nd, 2010
Pw
Oh jeeze! Walmart sells those things?!?
February 2nd, 2010
Pw
Huh?
February 2nd, 2010
Sock_Puppet
I’ve heard they’ll let you return ANYTHING at Walmart — but I’ll bet they draw the line at stuff they don’t even sell.
February 2nd, 2010
Fred
totally fake! i suspect it was taken and submitted by the boys themselves
February 2nd, 2010
gr8skott
To all those with little kids who are complaining:
Why would you think this is inappropriate for a child to see? To innocent eyes it’s no more than a big barbie doll with her clothes off. No wonder kids today are so screwed up; with parents like you overprotecting them from something that will “scar them for life”. Stop using your kids as a scapegoat. It’s YOU who would be upset to see this in wal mart because you can’t admit to yourself that you have her and more in your secret sex toy box.
February 2nd, 2010
Lynda
Look at her face she’s silently screaming for help. If only she had a larynx!
February 2nd, 2010
ZeoViolet
This was done on a dare. The whole scenario just screams it.
Wonder how far they got before security threw ‘em out the door?
February 2nd, 2010
DaD
I fully support teen boys having blowup dolls.
They are not as likely to produce a child that I have to support with my tax dollars.
February 2nd, 2010
bobby lee
“you in me yet?
February 2nd, 2010
Sam
Really……?
February 2nd, 2010
Trisha
Maybe we need to hook up the guy with the F**K T shirt in a previous photo on and that blow up girlfriend. I didn’t know they sold those blow up girlfriends in Wal-Mart..What aisle is that in Toys,
February 2nd, 2010
DBear
This HAS to be a college prank. If it’s not…
February 2nd, 2010
CP
@trisha: Really? F**K? Aren’t there enough potentially offensive things on this site (including the word itself in full in the picture you reference) that you don’t have to censor ‘fuck’? We all know which word you’re talking about….
February 3rd, 2010
marge59
GB,
That was on a Christmas movie. I watched it on TV. I can’t remember which one it was. But when I started reading your story I thought that is from a movie.
Yes, you are still technically a virgin after you have a date with Blow-up Beckie.
February 3rd, 2010
thisgirl
Hey dude…you got a peice of rubber on your….nevermind, I doubt you care anyways.
February 3rd, 2010
Ohsnap
What I think is funny is the in the places where you are supposed to put your ‘junk’ they have to make it flourescent just to give a clue you may have the right spot.
February 3rd, 2010
kat
this was staged. I bet there was a contest between the guy who took the picture and the other guy w/ the phone to see who could get a picture in first.
February 3rd, 2010
Mimi
Oh My God. that’s just wrong! Kids shop there!!!!!
February 4th, 2010
Tommy White
I gess he never had an organic gf!!
February 5th, 2010
C
So sad that you actually had to pull out your girlfriend just to get onto this site. There is funnier ways, this is just retarded.
I work at this store and i was talking to management while they walked by and the looks on their faces was priceless. The one said to the other “we cant have that in here. Go get them” lol hilarious!!!! Next time go streaking!!!
February 5th, 2010
JP
Hey Mom, meet my new girlfriend, I found her over near the inflatable beach balls……
February 6th, 2010
Tracy
GB….. That is a great story!!!!!
February 8th, 2010
It's The Thug Life
“Dude, where’d you get that pimpin’ blow-up doll?” “Over in aisle three, dawg!” “You mean in the entertainment section?” “Yeah, thug! They be right next to the copies of Carrie Underwood’s track!” “Da-um! I best be getting them both then!” “YE-AH!”
February 8th, 2010
earlymusicus
Well, I guess Wal-Mart has learned that sex sells!
February 9th, 2010
amanda,ANA, mary jane, kallie, and morganne
dude these ppl look our friends brother dillon (the one wit da blow up doll) her brother ethan(on the left) and their friend nick. to make it even more weird one day they all went to walmart together when we werent there. but wheres little catto!?!?!?!?!?!?! XD i guess he got cut out of da pic
February 10th, 2010
Tracy
man dude ur story rox and thats coming from a kid!
February 10th, 2010
jbr
That is the blow up from the sexual harrassment episode of the office on NBC
is dat a bet. Why would dat dude have that at Walmart.
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May 20th, 2010
Angie
my son is 3! i wish i was their and my son the reaction and what he would say or ask.. my son comes out with the most random comments and they are hilarious.. i wouldnt mind he already knows what girls have and he knows what he has.. he only need to know what it is not what its used for..he calls them boobies and a coocka-ra-cha …lmao too funny…
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June 28th, 2010
amy
i feel really sorry for tha doll that night..
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July 8th, 2010
Richard
HAha thats me and my friends i didnt know they had cameras in walmart??
August 7th, 2010
cody
the funny thing about this pic is that this was my friend joking around by seeing how much shit he cud possibly do before they kicked him out
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Walmart just lets anything in the door. Maybe they’ll buy something.
February 1st, 2010
make sure you use a condom! hefty hefty hefty wimpy wimpy wimpy
February 1st, 2010
Guess he’s buying her an Ipod for Vday.
February 1st, 2010
How do some of these people make it past the greeter? I mean come on, your going to allow a dude to carry a blow up doll into the store?!
February 1st, 2010
Nice to see that Walmart is expanding its horizons and entering the sex trade.
Cheaper than dirt
February 1st, 2010
Please tell me he lost a bet…
February 1st, 2010
Something tells me this is not for anatomy class!
February 1st, 2010
Where’s the anonymity bar across her eyes? She might be afraid of being recognized.
February 1st, 2010
Geeez, must be cold in there!! Poor chick needs a sweater…or pants… or both.
February 1st, 2010
Sad part about this is that she is probably the best looking girl at that walmart.
February 1st, 2010
Customer “service”?
February 1st, 2010
WOW! They sell those at WalMart?????
February 1st, 2010
He is just looking to buy a nice video camera to record their sexy plastic escapades
February 1st, 2010
He is so in love he takes her shopping at wal Mart!
February 1st, 2010
Awwww… Look how much he cares about “her”… Holding her so gently and nuzzling his cheek against her head…. I think he actually might be in love… She’s probably the first girl to put out for him anyway…
February 1st, 2010
What? he is trying to be nice, it is her birthday, and he is taking her out on a spending spree,… she needs new clothes, in case YOU haven’t notices, she is a all nakie, tzk tzk tzk!
February 1st, 2010
Christmas With Louise
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of pantyhose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don’t sell those things at Walmart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
If you’ve never been in an X-rated store, don’t go. You’ll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, What does this do? You’re kidding me! Who would buy that? Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love Dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I’d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for Lovable Louise. She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise’s pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. What the hell is that? she asked.
My brother quickly explained, It’s a doll.
Who would play with something like that? Granny snapped.
I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut.
Where are her clothes? Granny continued.
Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran, Jay said, to steer her into dining room.
But Granny was relentless. Why doesn’t she have any teeth?
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, Hang on Granny, hang on!
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, Hey, who’s the naked gal by the fireplace?
I told him she was Jay’s friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa’s last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother’s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise’s collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. I think Grandpa still calls her whenever he can get out of the house.
February 1st, 2010
I have a feeling he’ll be wearing a striped outfit very similar to that shirt again in the future…
February 1st, 2010
at least be creative if you are going to stage a pic
February 1st, 2010
These three teenagers are going to have a wild night.
February 1st, 2010
I bet, they follow this page…
February 1st, 2010
Someone needs to make that doll into that punk’s suppository ! If my kid was w/me I’d have to make a police report and see if they’d arrest him. Can you say sex-offender list …dumb-ass ?
February 1st, 2010
honestly, if i saw this douche bag in walmart and i had my kid with me (who is 5 and probably shouldnt see a blow up doll… especially at WALMART), i’d probably whoop the living piss out of him for carrying that damn doll with him. It’s not even funny, just retarded. Feel free to disagree…. but seriously… wtf?
February 1st, 2010
Maybe he’s like those ladies that carry the babydolls around with them. She’s a coping mechanism.
February 1st, 2010
WalFart’s smartest shopper
February 1st, 2010
Nice to see wal mart does not discriminate against artificial humans.
February 1st, 2010
GB:
This is not a writting contest!
February 1st, 2010
That shouldn’t be allowed in there, not in a place where children are. Thats just wrong.
February 1st, 2010
Okay, you can’t tell me that’s not a services pet for the handicapped.
It’s all open to interpretation.
February 1st, 2010
Not sure which is more disturbing, the image of the young man and his blow-up ‘friend’ or the line of boys forming behind him.
February 1st, 2010
Maybe he’s buying clothes for his doll.
February 1st, 2010
I think I see her twitter…..the place between her twat and her sh?tter.
February 1st, 2010
Everything else Wal-Mart sells is made in China, why not his date?
February 1st, 2010
THANK YOU GB, that was a Wonderful story!!!!
February 1st, 2010
I’m sorry, but this makes me laugh. Only because this proves that a teenager will do just about anything for a joke. And if I saw that at my Wal Mart, I would die laughing. But then again, I don’t have little kids, so I guess I could see where it is inappropriate. Maybe if they had clothed her first?
February 1st, 2010
What a cute couple! I’m sure his parents are proud.
February 1st, 2010
code ADAM someone is being abducted from WalMarat
February 1st, 2010
Wow I’d hate the be the person who lost that bet.
February 1st, 2010
OK, help me please. What isle do they sell those on? I want 2.
February 1st, 2010
Well, at least she’s color-coded. Makes things easier, I suppose…
February 1st, 2010
GB i laughed at your story til the tears ran and i farted twice… lol
i think this Louise should at least have a shirt and shoes on to get into the store!
February 1st, 2010
Kids are morons! LMAO but it is ok to be a moron today. But it isn’t ok to say moron it isn’t politically correct you know
February 1st, 2010
@GB
That’s an awesome story! I’m still laughing. I don’t know if that’s your own writing or if you copied it from somewhere, I just want to say thanks for sharing that!
February 1st, 2010
Hopefully he stays with her the rest of his life, at least that way there will be no chance of reproduction.
February 1st, 2010
Great story GB HAHAHAHA
February 1st, 2010
Well all I have to say is that is very VERY creepy. Just goes to show they will let any thing in.
February 1st, 2010
I think its one of those new flotation devices that the Coast Guard requires to have on boats now
February 1st, 2010
Nice of the fella to bring his date along!
February 1st, 2010
What isle are those on? I’m gonna need a price check on that.
February 1st, 2010
No.. see my girlfriend is exactly as big as her and I just want to buy her some underwear and I don’t know her size!…..
February 1st, 2010
They are all updating their “Face Book” status’s to say… “I am finally going to loose my Virginity…”
February 1st, 2010
OMG sex education went to Walmart on a field trip.. I guess to study where to get condoms cheap…LOL..
February 1st, 2010
Have you honestly ever been to a WalMart that would allow someone to bring this in? Honestly? Some people would do anything for a photo op.
February 1st, 2010
Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date later….
February 1st, 2010
Wow, I didn’t realize that my congressman shopped at Wal-Mart.
February 1st, 2010
I loved the story.. I will be re-posting this.. hope you don’t mind.. But as far as the pic goes.. ya I would whoop some ass..my kids don’t need to get an anatomy lesson at Wal*Mart..
February 1st, 2010
We’re going to need a clean up on isle 3.
February 1st, 2010
GB-the story is great! Thanks! I laughed!
February 1st, 2010
GB TOO FUNNY !!!! Loved the story !!!!
February 1st, 2010
Know what’d be funny, let’s go walk around wal-mart so I can get myself on that there website that makes fun of people at wal-mart…………….Everyone gets thier 15 minutes. This kid wasted his.
February 1st, 2010
BOOO! STAGED!
February 1st, 2010
Since when was a woman’s vagina (hole) in the front?
February 1st, 2010
“So what if we ruffle a few feathers. I love you, Princess, and I don’t care who knows it. Let them balk at our forbidden love. You complete me.”
February 1st, 2010
I’m going to go ahead and guess he lost the bet! lol
February 1st, 2010
do you think the sales clerk asked, “paper or plastic?”
February 1st, 2010
Who wants sloppy seconds?
February 1st, 2010
Well at least he doesn’t hide the fact that this is the only woman that will “OPENLY” claim him!
February 1st, 2010
This also reminds me of my buddy’s bachelor party! Now we didn’t go to walmart or anything like that but we had a blow up doll handcuffed to his belt and his objective for the night was to get the strippers to give up some clothes for the poor naked girl at each of the 5 strip clubs we went to that night! LOL well he had to pay for it bad at the last bar. The stripper he decided to try and get clothes from happened to be the dominatrix type and she ripped that belt off of him and beat the hell out of him. All in good fun of course, but when we made it back to the hotel his back and his butt were black from how hard she was spanking him! He slept on his stomach that night but the worst was the next day at his wedding!
February 1st, 2010
2 old geezers went to blow their pension check at the brothel. The madam let them in and instructed the girls to put blow up dolls in their rooms instead of using real ‘ladies’ as the old guys likely wouldn’t know the difference. The old fellas did their business and after they left one said, “I think mine was dead! She didn’t move or talk!” The other replied, “I think mine was a witch!!! I got so excited I bit her on the neck, she let out a big fart, flew out the window and took my teeth with her!”
GB……loved your story! Thanks!
February 1st, 2010
She’s better looking than most we’ve seen on here, and about as well dressed.
February 1st, 2010
You know these little bastards are up to no good. I love it, I wish I was in high school again.
February 1st, 2010
The doll is saying, “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”.
February 1st, 2010
It’s kinda funny that he’s wearing stripes. When someone finally calls the cops on him, he’ll know how how degraded his “girlfriend” feels. Great story GB!
February 1st, 2010
at last he’s found a date that won’t run away from him, unless of course, Mr. Winky has a piercing
February 1st, 2010
nice thing about a blow up doll, if she gets cellulite, just infate her a bit more until it disappears!
Kinda tought to take one in a hot tub though, they alwasy wanna jump out!
February 1st, 2010
Probably the best woman this loser could ever get. I’d like to puncture his mistress and watch it go flying around the room like a balloon. Then kick his perverted butt for bringing it into the store.
February 1st, 2010
Paris Hilton just looks fake these days and will do just about anything to get attention…
February 1st, 2010
One of the better looking girls on this site. And she won’t talk your ear off.
February 1st, 2010
Let’s bring a blow-up doll into WALMART and get published on that website…..it worked. At least be a little creative next time. Makes you wonder how many other pics are staged.
February 1st, 2010
People are obviously trying to get on this site. How pathetic. Enjoy your fifteen minutes, you pervert.
February 1st, 2010
I wonder if they were using her to shoplift…could explain the surprised look
February 1st, 2010
She does not appear to be a natural blonde.
February 1st, 2010
Next stop: Victoria’s Secrets to get her a new outfit for the conclusion of their big date tonight. He wants to test the waters and see if she would be open for a gang bang with his other buddies in the picture. Good luck buddy. I hope she is in fact the girl of your dreams.
February 1st, 2010
This is not his first experience with an organic woman. That’s right, rough her up a little she’s not going to bruise.
Looks like latex Lana could be getting the triple tonight!
February 1st, 2010
It’s an initiation to a fraternity. He’s got to take his girlfriend out in public. That or he lost a bet.
February 1st, 2010
Those kids don’t even look old enough to BUY that doll what the hell!? They must have brought it in, blown it up in the bathroom, and POSED for this picture. Why are we letting this nonsense on this site?
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
I’d say i hope they got thrown out but we all know that’s what they wanted to happen.
February 1st, 2010
Somebody’s father DID NOT have one of those discussions with this guy!!!
February 1st, 2010
I hope him and his friends don’t take advantage of this poor young woman.
February 1st, 2010
Ha ha GB great story! To funny.
As for the kid, he wasn’t a complete idiot until he did this. She really does complete him. You know, it’s a sad sad day, when the best looking one and the smartest one in the relationship has no brain, and a blow up spout on it.
February 1st, 2010
New meaning to “Self Service”
February 1st, 2010
I’D SAY THAT I WOULD HIT IT, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE THAT I ALREADY HAVE.
February 1st, 2010
By the look on her face I would say him and his little high school friends had a go with her that night..hell maybe all at once..
February 1st, 2010
I don’t know guys…
I know this is a blowup doll…but I still think we should try to pick up some girl.
Man you know they give us the cold shoulder and until Jim can get more chloroform this is the best we got man!!
February 1st, 2010
That chick from The Office gets around!
February 1st, 2010
dont worry she is just a “service animal”
February 1st, 2010
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. My husband keeps asking me what I’m laughing-crying about and I keep saying nothing. I’m too afraid to tell him how often I visit this website.
February 1st, 2010
Maybe he’ll take her to the McDonalds inside walmart and by her a nice meal from the dollar menu!
February 1st, 2010
The dude has obviously never used a condom. His friends told him to use a rubber.
February 1st, 2010
Never seen a more staged photo….
February 1st, 2010
If he likes it he should put a ring on it!
What? She doesn’t have fingers? nevermind….
February 1st, 2010
Hey it’s the real version of “Bubble Buddy”!
February 1st, 2010
i wounder what the old man at the entrance was thinking when he saw her…?
February 1st, 2010
I, too, always try to take my “Blowup Doll” with me when I go shopping.
February 1st, 2010
What are you going to do with that doll? Second thought, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.
February 1st, 2010
Hey dude i like dare you to go through wally world w/ my dad’s blown up friend here and i’ll take your picture.We will win that 100 dollar giftcard we can get those 2 video games,WE WILL SO WIN,DUDE!
February 1st, 2010
maybe he needed to practice before prom night
February 1st, 2010
Dude, electronics are not where you return the blow up dolls.
February 1st, 2010
I’m actually shocked and disgusted that they didn’t blur out her face to protect her identity. Shame on you POWM!
February 1st, 2010
I’m just releived nobody said “I’d tap that…”
February 1st, 2010
Proof you can get anything at Walmart !
February 1st, 2010
Seriously? Staged.
February 1st, 2010
I’m not even going to try and top GB. It’s not possible.
I SO much needed that laugh today!
February 1st, 2010
Oh heck, I’m gonna try!
“Ummm, I need an iPod Nano to match this color……no, the color down t here! Do you have something close?”
February 1st, 2010
I’m guessing he doesn’t want to catch a VD on V-Day
February 1st, 2010
Staged pictures ruin this website.
February 1st, 2010
Typical teenagers being stupid as always. nothing new here.
February 1st, 2010
After all the time we’ve spent together. I see her out with someone else! Always thought her personality was a bit “plastic.”
February 1st, 2010
I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
February 1st, 2010
By girlfriend you mean that blow up doll you keep under your mattress?/ uh never mind,.,..
February 1st, 2010
Maybe he was trying to find the right batteries for the remote control. But please guys, at least throw a budwieser T-Shirt and some Daisy Dukes on her.
February 1st, 2010
yeh, he made it past the greeter because most of the greeters i’ve seen at walmart are like 80 years old and can’t chase him
February 1st, 2010
WTF????
February 1st, 2010
I’d say he was looking for his/hers KY jelly
February 1st, 2010
They had to have seen Pink’s act at the Grammys last night.
February 1st, 2010
Hey everyone! Look at us! We’re college kids and we’re doing something stupid/shocking/retarded/offensive/ridiculous! Why? Because it’s stupid/shocking/retarded/offensive/ridiculous! Maybe we’ll end up on the internets! LOL!
February 1st, 2010
if ya see the trailer rockin,dont come knockin !!!
wonder if he pimp’s her out to the lil boy’s in the trailer park ??
February 1st, 2010
GB, great story! This certainly brightened up my day.
You should be writing more stories like this. How about starting your own website?
February 1st, 2010
Stripes: Dude, the New York Giants are going to the Superbow!
They’re 6-0!!!
Other Guy: Wanna bet?
The rest is history.
February 1st, 2010
that fucker thinks he’s cool…good thing i didn’t see that in my walmart or i would’ve slap the hell out of him!!!
February 1st, 2010
@ Shocked (near the early posts) Do you think they came in with it already blown up? This is a total setup. They came in and then inflated their ‘Love Doll”!
February 1st, 2010
haha the nips and clit is red haha
February 1st, 2010
Maybe it was Prom Night…
February 1st, 2010
He didn’t get past the Door Greeter, the Door Greeter got dibs on fourths…
February 1st, 2010
At least she shaves…
February 1st, 2010
Me thinketh that these guys are pledging for a Fraternity at a nearby college.
February 1st, 2010
…and to think, I get embarrassed when I cut a fart in the store…
February 1st, 2010
Sorry kid. You still have your virginity.
February 1st, 2010
Maybe his ex girlfriend works at Wal-Mart, and he’s bringing this new girl in to make her jealous.
February 1st, 2010
this is photoshoped but good job!
February 1st, 2010
SURPRIZ BUTTSEXXX!
February 1st, 2010
That could be a funny joke at a bar or something but wtf at Wal-Mart where kids are. Come on don’t be a dumbass.
February 1st, 2010
Batteries are on the shelf to the left boys, consider rechargeables. They are much better for the environment and you needn’t come back here again.
February 1st, 2010
Guess we know who lost the bet!
February 1st, 2010
wait a minute I thought walmart was a faimly place not a place to make faimlys!
February 1st, 2010
They sell those at WalMart?? They must have those well hidden..
February 1st, 2010
HOLY SHIT!!!!
February 1st, 2010
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a real idiot crawls out of the wood work. Everyone was trashing Texas the other night. You think this yankey perv has more class????
This creep needs his a$$ beat!
February 1st, 2010
I always wondered where she went after she left me one midsummer night. She farted twice and flew out the window.
February 1st, 2010
I don’t think that doll is a real sex doll. She doesn’t look like she’s anatomically correct. In other words, there’s no holes to stick his wing-wang. So this is just some sort of stupid, childish joke he’s playing.
February 1st, 2010
I really really really want to fill one of those up with helium someday…
February 1st, 2010
Like that kid would know what to do with it.
February 1st, 2010
OmG i have a sweater like that perv
February 2nd, 2010
I’m betting this was not blown up upon entry to the store…I’m betting they bought it, smuggled it INTO the store and proceeded to blow it up in the bicycle aisle with a bike pump-obviously to get a reaction! LOL
Where’s Wille the Pimp…he could give this broad some fashion tips!
February 2nd, 2010
AWWWWW. How sweet. He took her out on a date to WalMart. Too cheap to spring for dinner?
February 2nd, 2010
@ B.A.
That’s a good thought, however they look too f@#*ing stupid to go to college.
February 2nd, 2010
“It’s a Blow-Up Doll of Savings at Menards….I mean Wal-mart!”
February 2nd, 2010
“Ginger Kids Gone Wild III”
February 2nd, 2010
You take her out for dinner so your friends can see
And now everybody’s pointing fingers at me
You even take her shopping and on a double date
She’s always quiet and she never complains
Death to the doll!
February 2nd, 2010
NOW THAT’S THE KIND OF GIRL YOU TAKE HOME TO MEET YOUR MOTHER!
February 2nd, 2010
uuuh he made it past the greeter probably because they waited to blow it up until they were IN the store.
Come on, you guys. lol Obvious.
February 2nd, 2010
His Mamma must of breast fed him then dropped him on his head.
February 2nd, 2010
Here”s one he doesn’t have to worry about knocking up.
February 2nd, 2010
Trying to make his girl friend jealous.
February 2nd, 2010
They will be arresting her for indecent exposure.
February 2nd, 2010
I’m thinking him and his friends would be more suited with a blow-up sheep!
February 2nd, 2010
I bet he is looking for the customer return window….
February 2nd, 2010
I’m really hoping that they blew that thing up AFTER they got in the store….
February 2nd, 2010
Oh jeeze! Walmart sells those things?!?
February 2nd, 2010
Huh?
February 2nd, 2010
I’ve heard they’ll let you return ANYTHING at Walmart — but I’ll bet they draw the line at stuff they don’t even sell.
February 2nd, 2010
totally fake! i suspect it was taken and submitted by the boys themselves
February 2nd, 2010
To all those with little kids who are complaining:
Why would you think this is inappropriate for a child to see? To innocent eyes it’s no more than a big barbie doll with her clothes off. No wonder kids today are so screwed up; with parents like you overprotecting them from something that will “scar them for life”. Stop using your kids as a scapegoat. It’s YOU who would be upset to see this in wal mart because you can’t admit to yourself that you have her and more in your secret sex toy box.
February 2nd, 2010
Look at her face she’s silently screaming for help. If only she had a larynx!
February 2nd, 2010
This was done on a dare. The whole scenario just screams it.
Wonder how far they got before security threw ‘em out the door?
February 2nd, 2010
I fully support teen boys having blowup dolls.
They are not as likely to produce a child that I have to support with my tax dollars.
February 2nd, 2010
“you in me yet?
February 2nd, 2010
Really……?
February 2nd, 2010
Maybe we need to hook up the guy with the F**K T shirt in a previous photo on and that blow up girlfriend. I didn’t know they sold those blow up girlfriends in Wal-Mart..What aisle is that in Toys,
February 2nd, 2010
This HAS to be a college prank. If it’s not…
February 2nd, 2010
@trisha: Really? F**K? Aren’t there enough potentially offensive things on this site (including the word itself in full in the picture you reference) that you don’t have to censor ‘fuck’? We all know which word you’re talking about….
February 3rd, 2010
GB,
That was on a Christmas movie. I watched it on TV. I can’t remember which one it was. But when I started reading your story I thought that is from a movie.
February 3rd, 2010
It’s like that movie Lars and the Real Girl….
I’ll admit, I didn’t care much for that movie.
February 3rd, 2010
Yes, you are still technically a virgin after you have a date with Blow-up Beckie.
February 3rd, 2010
Hey dude…you got a peice of rubber on your….nevermind, I doubt you care anyways.
February 3rd, 2010
What I think is funny is the in the places where you are supposed to put your ‘junk’ they have to make it flourescent just to give a clue you may have the right spot.
February 3rd, 2010
this was staged. I bet there was a contest between the guy who took the picture and the other guy w/ the phone to see who could get a picture in first.
February 3rd, 2010
Oh My God. that’s just wrong! Kids shop there!!!!!
February 4th, 2010
I gess he never had an organic gf!!
February 5th, 2010
So sad that you actually had to pull out your girlfriend just to get onto this site. There is funnier ways, this is just retarded.
February 5th, 2010
I work at this store and i was talking to management while they walked by and the looks on their faces was priceless. The one said to the other “we cant have that in here. Go get them” lol hilarious!!!! Next time go streaking!!!
February 5th, 2010
Hey Mom, meet my new girlfriend, I found her over near the inflatable beach balls……
February 6th, 2010
GB….. That is a great story!!!!!
February 8th, 2010
“Dude, where’d you get that pimpin’ blow-up doll?” “Over in aisle three, dawg!” “You mean in the entertainment section?” “Yeah, thug! They be right next to the copies of Carrie Underwood’s track!” “Da-um! I best be getting them both then!” “YE-AH!”
February 8th, 2010
Well, I guess Wal-Mart has learned that sex sells!
February 9th, 2010
dude these ppl look our friends brother dillon (the one wit da blow up doll) her brother ethan(on the left) and their friend nick. to make it even more weird one day they all went to walmart together when we werent there. but wheres little catto!?!?!?!?!?!?! XD i guess he got cut out of da pic
February 10th, 2010
man dude ur story rox and thats coming from a kid!
February 10th, 2010
That is the blow up from the sexual harrassment episode of the office on NBC
February 11th, 2010
Guy + Sex Doll + Walmart = Virgin
February 12th, 2010
woow i bet some dared him…at least i hope lol
February 13th, 2010
A little girl says “Mommy! I want that BIG Barbie!”
February 16th, 2010
:O THEY SELL THOSE AT WALMART????!?!?!
February 24th, 2010
I actually know this person…. He used to go to a Military Academy…. thank god he left
February 25th, 2010
I’m just wondering how that kid made it all the way back to electronics with that thing…..
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March 2nd, 2010
They sell those at Walmart!? Um, hold on, BRB…
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April 3rd, 2010
Finally lil Johnnny decide to quit playing X-Box in his parents basement and took his girlfriend out for a Night on the town.
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April 23rd, 2010
Vibrators isle 3
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April 28th, 2010
is dat a bet. Why would dat dude have that at Walmart.
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May 20th, 2010
my son is 3! i wish i was their and my son the reaction and what he would say or ask.. my son comes out with the most random comments and they are hilarious.. i wouldnt mind he already knows what girls have and he knows what he has.. he only need to know what it is not what its used for..he calls them boobies and a coocka-ra-cha …lmao too funny…
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June 28th, 2010
i feel really sorry for tha doll that night..
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July 8th, 2010
HAha thats me and my friends i didnt know they had cameras in walmart??
August 7th, 2010
the funny thing about this pic is that this was my friend joking around by seeing how much shit he cud possibly do before they kicked him out
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August 12th, 2010
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