I thought I would have a witty comment for this, but I just cant say anything so insulting that these clowns aren’t already saying themselves…
February 1st, 2010
Ryan S
I’d hit that
February 1st, 2010
me
I give this muffin to my wedded spouse
February 1st, 2010
Willard Shmekel
Want some coffee with those rolls?
February 1st, 2010
sara
Let me see that tootsie roll
February 1st, 2010
Copbait
I bet she lives in a home that’s mobile and has 10 cars parked out front that aren’t.
February 1st, 2010
wallyworlddddd
She’s super classy
February 1st, 2010
GOTTCHA!
I can’t tell what they are doing, by the look on homeboy’s face I’d say they are getting stoned right in the store!
February 1st, 2010
Jason
Can I get some fries with that shake? Baby, you must be a parking ticket because you have “fine” written all over you!
February 1st, 2010
Donna
One question…How on earth did she get those shorts on?
February 1st, 2010
Melinda
Uhh, yea .. I didn’t know if this picture was cause of him or cause of her … eww.
February 1st, 2010
Craig
Eh, she’s got a healthy figure, hardly a muffin top. Perhaps a bit too much skin when not at the beach or pool. The idiotic headwear of Number 81 though is definitely PoW worthy…
February 1st, 2010
NJMom
Monday is white trash pick up day, take that hot mess to the curb!
February 1st, 2010
Kurt
I’d so tap that…
February 1st, 2010
hb
wow.. thats even more trashy than usual..
February 1st, 2010
Joe Lamb
I’d hit that.
February 1st, 2010
Joel
I’m guessing this is the wedding party for the simplton that had the shirt a while back that said not to use him for his big ???? America’s youth make me weep.
February 1st, 2010
Jared Montroy
I can’t help but feel sorry for the little girl that is at eye level with that… that.. thing.
February 1st, 2010
rich
Wonder what they need fertilizer for?
February 1st, 2010
makksk
My hunch is that the front of that suit leaves little to the imagination. She could’ve just worn two bandaids and had the same effect. And with those shorts, if she bent over, it’s a full moon tonight.
February 1st, 2010
pappy
I’d hit it.
February 1st, 2010
Somegirl
When the blue bandana is just not enough to show your true colors, opt for the bandana print blue hat. That way any gang members in the area won’t be confused as to which gang you “wanna be” in when they shoot your dumb ass.
February 1st, 2010
And Another Thing...
I love that we can see the face of the dude with the hat, but not the other one. It’s like #81 signed the PoW consent form, because “my pitch’ur be up on da computer.”
February 1st, 2010
DebraW
How appropiate a Hoe and a Dirtbag in the Garden Section at Wal-Mart…..
February 1st, 2010
southerngent
The Texas Jiffy-pop gansta and his sidekick jelly-roll..
February 1st, 2010
johnny5
if she loosens her belt by 1 she wouldn’t look half as bad
February 1st, 2010
EMERSON BIGUNS
Muffin top or not…..I’d bang that bitch like a screen door in in the wind.
February 1st, 2010
NOM NOM
Better hurray… the Dairy Queen closes at 8
February 1st, 2010
Stormi
Boats and hoes…boats and hoes…gotta have me my boats and hoes.
February 1st, 2010
none
here’s what you get when you mix a white cracker with sperm…
February 1st, 2010
Kurt
Emerson HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH.
Loved it!!!
February 1st, 2010
rainy
WTF is on homeboys head?!?!
February 1st, 2010
dclean
Why is her hair so different in the mirror?
February 1st, 2010
Howdy doody
ROFL@ DEBRAW!!!
February 1st, 2010
kakrohn
She might be alittle thick… but I’d bang the b’jesus out of her! And her little blonde friend too. Yummy!
February 1st, 2010
jc
can we say one piece ..
February 1st, 2010
ok...
Who honestly looks in the mirror dressed like that and thinks they look good? People like that make me sick
February 1st, 2010
Tim
Her figure is not bad at all. She does not even qualify to be called “Muffin Top” She should however wear a better top when not on a beach or at a pool.
February 1st, 2010
Having Nightmares
I don’t understand the contempt for the 80’s style clothes when I see people dressed like this. Sure, the 80’s had some bad hair and wild clothes, but I don’t remember seeing fat rolls, boobs, and butt cracks like we do now.
February 1st, 2010
Justa Girl
Hey Hun, I need a dollar so I can buy another muffin
February 1st, 2010
dropzonemedic
He got the hat, bandana, and white sunglasses at Douchebags R Us. She got her shorts at Baby Gap.
February 1st, 2010
bourbon
Is this Walmart or Skanks-R-Us?
February 1st, 2010
J
makes you want to grab a gun a bust a cap in the jackass wanna be rapper/ gangster, peice of shit
February 1st, 2010
Hoovey
do they honestly think that THAT is a GOOD look???? are you kidding me??
February 1st, 2010
KingReg
The “champagne room” at Walmart.
February 1st, 2010
Pamelette
I had to zoom in! The dude looked like he was a gang Banger for the NDSS! (National Down Syndrome Society) **thug life for life** LMBO!
February 1st, 2010
Justa Girl
Hey Hun, I need a dollar to buy another muffin.
February 1st, 2010
BalletGirl
It’s a pot-bellied white gangsta thug-wannabe with one nasty skank…..Willie the Pimp needs to remedy this situation!
February 1st, 2010
GMMR
I’ll bet her momma is so proud of her, 15 years old and dressing like a hoe bag. (with matching sun glasses, true love)
February 1st, 2010
Colon Pow
mmmmmm… the rolls coming out from over the shorts. Sooooo yummy!
February 1st, 2010
WalMartSux
The first word that comes to my mind is class.
February 1st, 2010
Joe King
White Trash Wanna-be “Wi@@ers” and the Wednesday Afternoon Shift from the Local “Gentleman’s Club” meeting at Wally World to spend all those tips she be raking in!!!
February 1st, 2010
countrybumpkin
OH! the poor child will be scarred for life. Bless her little eyes.
February 1st, 2010
mark
will you stick this under somethin foe me …….bitch!!
February 1st, 2010
Toots
Please tell me they are NOT from Texas. As a native born and bred Texan, I disown them. Ass cracks, camel toes, even a confederate flag ontop of a tin foil dress I can let slide, but these people take low to a whole new level.
February 1st, 2010
KatsMeow
Where else would the whole Posse be lookin’ for weed but in the Garden Section?
February 1st, 2010
kieribama
No shirt no shoes no service should also apply to females. Just because certain parts are covered, we shouldnt be blinded by the rest.
February 1st, 2010
ink
how bout if true blue dude ever went to a “hood” he would get his white ass whooped…. but i bet they r together kuz she gave him an STD they will have for a lifetime….. “let me give u this gift, unwrapped”
February 1st, 2010
Zero
I had no idea walmart was the new place to start saleing your dope.
February 1st, 2010
J in WYO
Looks to be 5 lb of “stuff” crammed into about a 2 lb container!
February 1st, 2010
mike k
TODD SUMMED IT UP BEST!!!
February 1st, 2010
freshapril
For all of you that say “that is not a muffin top”. Hello!!! If it hangs of in the back, it dang sure hangs over in the front and should no way be in a bikini that small
February 1st, 2010
JIMMY
PANTS ON THE GROUND,PANTS ON THE GROUND,
HAT TURNED SIDEWAYS,LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL.
Thats what i think of when i see a fool like this dude.
February 1st, 2010
POW Fan
Go Dallas! Wait, they are in the Super Bowl right?
February 1st, 2010
NOPE
I bet she just finished writing her number in one of the stalls.
February 1st, 2010
Skamp
I bet she has F.U.P.A. (Fat Upper Pussy Area) that obviously the picture is not showing.
February 1st, 2010
Shane
Ms. Texas has had a rough go at it, after loosing the Ms. America Pageant.
February 1st, 2010
red sox fan
Irony is not lost on me, are they standing infront of what appears to be dog food….
WOW.. This pic is breath taking! Goes to show that fat people have enough self esteem to go out in public like that, even if they are laughed at, and it burns everyone elses retina’s!
February 1st, 2010
POW Fan
The most shocking thing about this photo; no tramp stamp!
February 1st, 2010
jfred
Suddenly I’m FOR schools giving out condoms.
February 1st, 2010
lovelydarkness333
It looks like a double wedding or some weird ritual being performed. I’m so CONFUSED! It took me a sec and I realized the girl next to her is dressed the same way That is NOT a trend anyone should be following! YUCK!
February 1st, 2010
Todd
Notice they are in the pet area. I got $100 says they are picking up food for either a Rottweiler or a Pit Bull, which is not mean, just “misunderstood”.
February 1st, 2010
Sancho
That guy is a walking beat-down looking for a place to happen!
February 1st, 2010
GW
And the wannabe couple Mr. & Mrs. Muffin Top live happily ever after.
February 1st, 2010
Frank
I’m going to guess he’s up for a big promotion at the company
February 1st, 2010
Ginjer
JC (and others) … It would only take one piece of *that skank* and you’d be running to the MD for some penicillin to get rid of the nasty’s she gave you and the over 1-million served!
February 1st, 2010
robert
Marky Mark in the HOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
February 1st, 2010
Sherry
All that flesh and not a tattoo in sight…hard to believe!
February 1st, 2010
Kari L
I would really like to know what’s going on. There are 2 girls wearing bikini tops and 2 guys that look like wanna-be gansters. Are the guys hitting on the girls or what? The girl on the right looks like she’s taking a picture. Any ideas??
February 1st, 2010
Lilliput
“See, my head is not a complete waste as my mami-chula says; I can pile stuff on it!”
February 1st, 2010
Hockeyham
Looks like her blonde friend in in the middle of doing the “this is the church, this is the steeple” routine with her hands…
February 1st, 2010
nasty
Ain’t nuttin but a G thang
February 1st, 2010
nymphosmurf
Dumb ass wigger thinks he’s really big crip’n
February 1st, 2010
What?
He wears the glasses to protect his eyes from the radiance of his girl.
February 1st, 2010
Patrick
A muffin top is one thing. That mess has rolls of back fat. Yech.
SHE’S A SIZE 14…. HER SHORTS ARE SIZE 5. HE IS A WANGSTA CRACKER COWBOY FAN…. YEAH WE’RE AT A TEXAS WALMART!!!
February 1st, 2010
turbotim21
The guy is a total douche, no issue there. As for the girl, I like her shape… But that’s totally inappropriate to wear in public.
February 1st, 2010
Sh
If that girl isn’t fat, I’m gonna go run nekid in the streets. I’m fat, and at least 20 pounds lighter than she is.
February 1st, 2010
THAT guy
While the neck tattoo says “3 to 6 in County”, his do-rag/backwards hat combo says “I gotta pick up some Skoal on the way back to Mee-Maw’s trailer”.
February 1st, 2010
joe
Is it just me or is the blonde on the right hot?
February 1st, 2010
ANGIE
OMG… I think that’s my husband’s nephew.
If it’s not, then there’s TWO punks that need their asses kicked for dressing like this.
February 1st, 2010
plox
EEEEEEEEW
February 1st, 2010
AmyLouise
I’m sure she thinks she looks good. Pretty, even.
February 1st, 2010
Please no more!!!
Seriously when will big girls stop shopping in the skinny girls clothes..you are fat get over it actually just cover it……..
February 1st, 2010
Elliot
I agree that she actually has a good figure, but, that Does count as a muffin top to me because she’s wearing something that pushes her skin out over it.
If she were wearing a size maybe One larger I think she’d look good in them, but this comes across as severely trashy…
February 1st, 2010
Mary Sue
Just because you *can* squeeze your size 10 ass into size 4 shorts doesn’t mean you *should*.
February 1st, 2010
vickiep
It scares me to even think it, but it looks horrifyingly like a double wedding!!?? Tell me they are not putting rings on those tools!
February 1st, 2010
MBoy
Damn, global warming is kicking it in Texas. I need to move there and get with some of those shorts.
February 1st, 2010
wow whutz up gangster
im sorry people who wear hats like that do no look cool
February 1st, 2010
Melanie
She was certainly optimistic when she rolled outta bed this morning, wasn’t she ?
They probably thought the garden section was were they would find the weed..
February 1st, 2010
Cindy K
She isn’t overweight, just needs to relearn the definition of Going-to-town clothes
February 1st, 2010
gg
If my daughter came home with ‘that’, I’d have to lock HER up. If my son came home with ‘that’, I’d have to lock HIM up.
February 1st, 2010
bourbon
These posers are in the insecticide department. Need poison to kill chiggers and whiggers.
February 1st, 2010
She must be freezing
I don’t know where these people are in Texas, but it’s freezing right now. I hope she had some coffee with her muffin cause I don’t know how she’s wearing that swimsuit otherwise.
February 1st, 2010
Demidan
First put her back in the oven, she’s not done yet.
Second tell wiggyboy he is white and definitely Not in the “ghetto”.
February 1st, 2010
willy rules
Figures…a Cowboys fan.
February 1st, 2010
gixxrryder
umm….i think even walmart has a shirt and shoes required policy
i’m with you girl,,,,,,, they should be run out of texas back into arkansas,where they come from !!!! and folk’s,ever state has it’s wigger’s and hoe’s even “”dont mess with texas”"”
February 1st, 2010
T.Mo
It’s a pool party and she already has the inner-tube!
Heh heh Blogan is right the blue boy does look like Lief Garret with a pan of “jiffy pop” on his head.
February 1st, 2010
dogbar bill
I wish I could see more of the chick in the background. She looks like she could be hot.
February 1st, 2010
Kore
Are they getting married, or doing each other’s make-up?
February 1st, 2010
haterade
Hey. You in the 81 Jersey. Douche bag contest. right now. Me and you……..You win…….you always do.
February 1st, 2010
Angie
Seriously, does this chick have a friggin mirror in her house? When she tries to walk out of walmart, the alarm will go off because of all those day old rolls she got from the bakery department.
February 1st, 2010
Dr Norman Quistman, OG.
No, the expression goes “if you GOT it, flaunt it.”
February 1st, 2010
walnut
He looks like a idiot.
I see nothing wrong with her, PoW people might not understand that real women have curves and the things on Magazine covers well are airbrushed.
February 1st, 2010
Marc
These two are actually product demonstrators for Pillsbury, showing off their latest offering “Easy” Muffins…
February 1st, 2010
Marc
I would buy this clown a ticket to the hood, just to watch him get his wanna-be ass kicked around the block…
February 1st, 2010
romosexual
hey tarheel
newsflash
redskins suck
suck it
February 1st, 2010
TargetShopper
Dude,,,,,,I finally saw a “MTV Real Life – Mario Miracle” —– he has a One Up Mushroom on his head!!!!
February 1st, 2010
TF
They’re stoked now that they found the seed, but how disappointed they’ll be when it grows grass they can’t smoke!
February 1st, 2010
D
I just don’t get it man. How the hell do guys like this get girls man?
February 1st, 2010
celia
i wonder if he seriously thinks he looks good. and she wouldnt be too bad if she was a the beach or something… but if ur gonna be anywhere else put some damn clothes on.
February 1st, 2010
Tommy's Mommy
Fortunately, that little girls hair is in the way or this picture would have a completely different title!
February 1st, 2010
Attila
Perfectly matched couple since neither had the IQ to halt the others sense of flair.
February 1st, 2010
Carol
Dingity what is it
February 1st, 2010
Shadopilot
#81 is an asshat and will wake up in jail with brown sugar in his ass.
February 1st, 2010
Ann
He’s got the “Jiffey Pop” going on with his hat…and her muffins are definitely past their expiration date! I’m gonna hurl!
February 1st, 2010
Amanda
Does anyone find it strange that she has on those teenie tiny shorts and you still see no ass crack?
February 1st, 2010
Robin
I just threw up a lot, forget my mouth, it’s everywhere!
God!!! trailer park girls turn me on!!!! (Oh im sick….)
February 1st, 2010
RandomNigel
Really don’t think it qualifies as a legitimate muffin top.
She could probably stand to go up a pants size, and I certainly think she’s dressed inappropriately for the venue and even her weight,
but once you hit a certain size, there’s no real way for a girl with a bit of extra weight to avoid the little bulge without pulling them up to her navel. Jeans in particular tend to push the hip fat up and over, regardless of the size.
@ DEBRAW…………….LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL. Oh wow. I was going to leave something witty on here, but your comment cannot be beat!!!!! Classic!
February 2nd, 2010
bamagirl150
Once again we are presented with proof that just because you can force your butt into something a bit skimpy doesn’t mean you should. I believe these chickens are experiencing a very high level of denial as to the real condition of their not so nubile young bodies.
February 2nd, 2010
tom
the idiot next to #81 sure has his excitement all ready to go but which one is he looking @ ????
February 2nd, 2010
French baby
What a group of real winners! I’ll bet anything that Mister 81 their will be a supreme court justice! and yup yup yup that classy women in front of him… totally going to be a super model!
February 2nd, 2010
bittytitty
oh look, they’re both wearing studded belts to accentuate their hideous guts! How sexy and mysterious, I have no idea what they must look like naked- thankfully I know I don’t care. Thanks for warning me ladies!
I am never moving to Texas. Anyone notice how many of the pictures on this website are from Texas – no thanks.
February 2nd, 2010
deaf leopardskin
Looks like they’re passing a joint. When I was their age, we used ti hide in wooded areas to get high and do shameful things. I guess it’s getting harder and harder to shock your parents.
February 2nd, 2010
real real
everything hes wearing would be nice…if he didnt wear it all at the same time. nobody wears a hat 3 sizes too small anymore.,,,she needs to call p90x and vicky needs to take her secret back
February 2nd, 2010
PRINCSS
I don’t know when this picture was taken but if it was in the last few days she has to be freezing.It is 25 degrees out now and a few day’s ago it was 15 in North Tx. That’s beach wear not Walmart wear.
February 2nd, 2010
asdf
Dude looks like what would happen if you crossed ICE T with Ron Howard….
February 2nd, 2010
Ryano
Only 1 thing worse than a real one, and thats a WHIGGER!!
im happy to see the people of this website like their women skinny.
one of my friends is interested in these rolls we see right here.
i like my women skinny personally, without their gut AND ass hanging out
February 2nd, 2010
Sydney
We’ve got the tramp twins, and the guy in the jersey who is clearly an idiot, and the other guy that looks like he could be normal, but his face is hidden. This IS Wal-Mart though, so he’s probably got a grill or maybe he’s missing a few teeth. I want to know what they hell they’re doing??
February 2nd, 2010
Marshall
What year do you think #81 douchbag dropped out of school? Bet he was the only kid that had a moustache and drove to grade school!
February 2nd, 2010
Mitch
Some girls that I see I think to myself, ‘how did she get in those pants and how can I get in them’? This one…………..not so much!
February 2nd, 2010
JimD
I’d still pound it !
February 2nd, 2010
winky
If you look real closely the real horror becomes evident. Both girls are “clothed” the same.
February 2nd, 2010
fucternhadasnak
I don’t get it. I think they are both hot. I’d climb in between them.
February 2nd, 2010
Sock_Puppet
At least the HEADING is right — when I look at that chick, all I can think of is a big pan of raw dough that’s been left out a little too long and now needs to be kneaded back into shape.
Stick it in a loaf pan and bake at 350 degrees until golden brown.
February 2nd, 2010
Christine
funny thing is she wouldnt look like a sausage if those shorts were 1 size bigger, I mean, she would still look trashy but at least the MT would be gone
February 2nd, 2010
Sock_Puppet
I think the guy in the jersey has found a very clever way ot saying he likes to give oral sex. His jersey number says so. (say it out loud, one number at a time, folks).
February 2nd, 2010
filbert910
Is it just me, or is he proposing to her with a ring pop? Guess they are moving into a double wide.
February 2nd, 2010
Train2K
Yeah, the girl has a fairly average body. Hypercritical and stupid.
February 2nd, 2010
lunaticcringeradio
look at the silly fat white guy trying to looks like a black gangsta.
Whats sadder than them is the girls there with they think there hardcore ! LOL
February 2nd, 2010
neuroticfish
I think he is proposing to her… now go make babies and suck on that welfare tit..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Courtney
I need someone to explain this to me. What in the world is going on here? You have 4 goobers standing around the checkout but they don’t have and merchandise. Are they just hanging out in the back of the wal-mart? And both of the skanks seem to being the same things like some sort of weird bonding ritual. As a sociology student i love pics like this, i think you could have a college course just on analyzing this website. I used to work at a store located in the wal-mart and we did have dumbasses running around but they walked around or sat in our store, they didnt take up residence in the back near the fertilizer. what is up with that?
February 2nd, 2010
Jessica
Was the belt really needed? I mean… does she really think those shorts are just gonna slide down?? Cuz from the looks of it… its holding up nothing but gut.
February 2nd, 2010
sasha
Leave the babies with gramma and go spend some of our government money at Walmart. This is an example of what we have raised.
February 2nd, 2010
minnow
LOL Why is that guys hat sitting so high up??? I GOT IT!!!!
He is a CONEHEAD
February 2nd, 2010
Angel
She IS a little overweight… but it wouldn’t be so bad if she was actually wearing some shorts that fit her.
February 2nd, 2010
Philly
If I could just pull on that string………….pleeeeeze…can I???
February 2nd, 2010
Brian
She’s a hottie compared to most for POW, but that guy looks re-donkulous. His mamma shoulda slapped some sense into him before letting him out of the basement.
February 2nd, 2010
Carla
Everyone’s picking on the woman but look at the man! He looks like an absolute idiot!
Just because you can squeeze into the shorts, doesn’t mean you should wear them
February 2nd, 2010
Zoid
If it spills over the top, it’s a MUFFIN TOP!!! Are you people frickin’ BLIND!!!
February 2nd, 2010
HeatherW
I think we can all agree that what we’ve got here are a couple of Grade A douchebags.
February 2nd, 2010
Trisha
That whole crew is bad looking, muffin-top girls and the dude with the headband on and the turned around hat. When I was young if I went out of the house like that my momma would have beaten my behind. Geez, kids have no decency anymore.
February 2nd, 2010
james
I’d be more impressed if he was wearing a paisley print cowboy hat on top of his cap/bandanna ensemble.
And yeah, the girl’s hot in some trashy way, but do you really want Corky’s sloppy seconds?
February 2nd, 2010
ApplePie
Seriously… I know your in Texas…but its WINTERTIME!!! Put that away…and don’t put it on again!
The Dun-lap Club meets in the Garden Section for a group “outing.”
February 3rd, 2010
Blair
“Hey sweet handles, wanna go to the ICP concert and hit up Bojangles this Saturday?”
February 3rd, 2010
I used to like muffins
Within ten years, that “girl” will probably weigh well over 250 pounds, and she’ll be pushing a cart around the same Walmart — and there will be at least two scraggly, dull-eyed, unkempt urchins with her.
February 3rd, 2010
Jessica
There is NOTHING wrong with her body. She looks hot to me.
The guy looks like a tard!!
February 3rd, 2010
thisgirl
Cowboy cheerleader wannabe’s….aren’t we all jealous???
I’m just curious why caucasians feel the need to dress like bad-ass gansters? Seriously, dude, you need to get a fuckin life. What a tool.
February 4th, 2010
John B
I’m with you Joe, I’d hit that too.
February 4th, 2010
cybberia
Looks like suburban gangster wannabe tagalongs trying to learn some gang signs. Pathetic.
February 5th, 2010
Diana
For all those who dislike this site,you need to realize that most of these people are not necessary financially poor, but with poor taste. I know people who live in their car, and they dress with pride.
February 5th, 2010
Doc
With this ring I thee wed….
February 5th, 2010
ATL_Photog
Ugs and Oooos, (not Thugs and Hos)
February 5th, 2010
mary
Perfect example of a Dallas Cowboy’s Fan! I rest my case….
February 6th, 2010
nutty
I thought Leif Garrett when I saw him.
February 7th, 2010
Steven
Put the sunglasses back… and step away…
February 8th, 2010
Steven
oh… go cowboys! … um yeah…
February 8th, 2010
Steven
I will just hide the crack rocks under my hat…
February 8th, 2010
James
I know that guy HAHAHA this is great
February 8th, 2010
Mode
Staright out of Wal Mart’s new clothing line…… The Trailer Park Edition!
February 8th, 2010
linds
more like butter with them rolls.. i had less meat for dinner
February 9th, 2010
Jamie
2 words White Trash!!!!
February 9th, 2010
Mallory
Can you say Hooker?
February 11th, 2010
Shane
Haha, he’s got the stupid white shades, jean shorts, a Dallas Jersey, a ridiculous blue bandanna and an equally stupid looking hat to go with it. What a complete douche bag.
She might be alittle thick… but I’d bang the b’jesus out of her! And her little blonde friend too. Yummy!
February 12th, 2010
dbc
the guy in the cowboys jersey……… DOUCHEBAG……. I wish i could slap the shit out of him right now
February 12th, 2010
Matt
Like the bandana wasn’t enough, let’s throw a bandana print hat on for safe measure. GANGSTA!
February 14th, 2010
aquarius2669
this is why you should check yourself in the mirror before you walk out the door. And she should fire her girlfriend for allowing her to be in public like that. Damn, I know it’s hot out, but put it away!
February 14th, 2010
Dan
This just goes to show some people need to look in the mirror before they go out in public! JEEZ ,PUT SOME CLOTHES ON WILL YA!
February 19th, 2010
Jade
She isnt even fat.
February 20th, 2010
prestlie
“New DB Wear: When simply being a Douche Bag is not enough.
February 22nd, 2010
Ida
It’s gangster Dr.Seuss
February 24th, 2010
adam
Why can’t people act their own race and regain some self respect.
February 24th, 2010
jack_sally1523
O_O i didnt know there were wiggers in texas >.<
February 24th, 2010
ashlea
man you know all the wanna be trashy gangsters get all the trailor park girls!! they are so hott!! not!
February 25th, 2010
reign
okay i know she should not be wearing that, but dayum! if thats what yall people call fat, yall must all be some dam sticks or somethin!
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March 5th, 2010
dan
reason #45,240 to hate the Dallas Cowboys
also,
I’m pretty sure if this guy had a flavor it would be “douchebag”
also,
He probably asked his “girlfriend” (cousin) to dress up like that… since they were going out to Wal-Mart and all.
also,
Tupac isn’t dead… he turned white and moved to Dallas.
Oh, goodness. I would love to feel up that delicious girl with no shirt… I can’t get past the smooth rolls and soft thighs to even make a comment on the d-bag with the hats.
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March 27th, 2010
Kiki
Did anyone stop to think that these girls could be cheerleaders from a local High School, chatting up guys as they are coming out, for a car wash in Wal-Marts parking lot? Which would explain why they are in swim suits and why there is no tramp stamp. I didn’t see one person suggest that out of 250 comments, come on people. I can’t tell what is in the girls hands, but my first thought when I saw this was ‘Car Wash’.
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April 18th, 2010
ashlee
that guy looks alot like leif garret.
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April 23rd, 2010
Trevor.
i dont think shes fat? maybe im crazy? haha
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May 2nd, 2010
PETE
Call me crazy but I think she looks pretty good but her choice of company is suspect at best.
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that t.o. just keeps popping up everywhere!
February 1st, 2010
I thought I would have a witty comment for this, but I just cant say anything so insulting that these clowns aren’t already saying themselves…
February 1st, 2010
I’d hit that
February 1st, 2010
I give this muffin to my wedded spouse
February 1st, 2010
Want some coffee with those rolls?
February 1st, 2010
Let me see that tootsie roll
February 1st, 2010
I bet she lives in a home that’s mobile and has 10 cars parked out front that aren’t.
February 1st, 2010
She’s super classy
February 1st, 2010
I can’t tell what they are doing, by the look on homeboy’s face I’d say they are getting stoned right in the store!
February 1st, 2010
Can I get some fries with that shake? Baby, you must be a parking ticket because you have “fine” written all over you!
February 1st, 2010
One question…How on earth did she get those shorts on?
February 1st, 2010
Uhh, yea .. I didn’t know if this picture was cause of him or cause of her … eww.
February 1st, 2010
Eh, she’s got a healthy figure, hardly a muffin top. Perhaps a bit too much skin when not at the beach or pool. The idiotic headwear of Number 81 though is definitely PoW worthy…
February 1st, 2010
Monday is white trash pick up day, take that hot mess to the curb!
February 1st, 2010
I’d so tap that…
February 1st, 2010
wow.. thats even more trashy than usual..
February 1st, 2010
I’d hit that.
February 1st, 2010
I’m guessing this is the wedding party for the simplton that had the shirt a while back that said not to use him for his big ???? America’s youth make me weep.
February 1st, 2010
I can’t help but feel sorry for the little girl that is at eye level with that… that.. thing.
February 1st, 2010
Wonder what they need fertilizer for?
February 1st, 2010
My hunch is that the front of that suit leaves little to the imagination. She could’ve just worn two bandaids and had the same effect. And with those shorts, if she bent over, it’s a full moon tonight.
February 1st, 2010
I’d hit it.
February 1st, 2010
When the blue bandana is just not enough to show your true colors, opt for the bandana print blue hat. That way any gang members in the area won’t be confused as to which gang you “wanna be” in when they shoot your dumb ass.
February 1st, 2010
I love that we can see the face of the dude with the hat, but not the other one. It’s like #81 signed the PoW consent form, because “my pitch’ur be up on da computer.”
February 1st, 2010
How appropiate a Hoe and a Dirtbag in the Garden Section at Wal-Mart…..
February 1st, 2010
The Texas Jiffy-pop gansta and his sidekick jelly-roll..
February 1st, 2010
if she loosens her belt by 1 she wouldn’t look half as bad
February 1st, 2010
Muffin top or not…..I’d bang that bitch like a screen door in in the wind.
February 1st, 2010
Better hurray… the Dairy Queen closes at 8
February 1st, 2010
Boats and hoes…boats and hoes…gotta have me my boats and hoes.
February 1st, 2010
here’s what you get when you mix a white cracker with sperm…
February 1st, 2010
Emerson HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH.
Loved it!!!
February 1st, 2010
WTF is on homeboys head?!?!
February 1st, 2010
Why is her hair so different in the mirror?
February 1st, 2010
ROFL@ DEBRAW!!!
February 1st, 2010
She might be alittle thick… but I’d bang the b’jesus out of her! And her little blonde friend too. Yummy!
February 1st, 2010
can we say one piece ..
February 1st, 2010
Who honestly looks in the mirror dressed like that and thinks they look good? People like that make me sick
February 1st, 2010
Her figure is not bad at all. She does not even qualify to be called “Muffin Top” She should however wear a better top when not on a beach or at a pool.
February 1st, 2010
I don’t understand the contempt for the 80’s style clothes when I see people dressed like this. Sure, the 80’s had some bad hair and wild clothes, but I don’t remember seeing fat rolls, boobs, and butt cracks like we do now.
February 1st, 2010
Hey Hun, I need a dollar so I can buy another muffin
February 1st, 2010
He got the hat, bandana, and white sunglasses at Douchebags R Us. She got her shorts at Baby Gap.
February 1st, 2010
Is this Walmart or Skanks-R-Us?
February 1st, 2010
makes you want to grab a gun a bust a cap in the jackass wanna be rapper/ gangster, peice of shit
February 1st, 2010
do they honestly think that THAT is a GOOD look???? are you kidding me??
February 1st, 2010
The “champagne room” at Walmart.
February 1st, 2010
I had to zoom in! The dude looked like he was a gang Banger for the NDSS! (National Down Syndrome Society) **thug life for life** LMBO!
February 1st, 2010
Hey Hun, I need a dollar to buy another muffin.
February 1st, 2010
It’s a pot-bellied white gangsta thug-wannabe with one nasty skank…..Willie the Pimp needs to remedy this situation!
February 1st, 2010
I’ll bet her momma is so proud of her, 15 years old and dressing like a hoe bag. (with matching sun glasses, true love)
February 1st, 2010
mmmmmm… the rolls coming out from over the shorts. Sooooo yummy!
February 1st, 2010
The first word that comes to my mind is class.
February 1st, 2010
White Trash Wanna-be “Wi@@ers” and the Wednesday Afternoon Shift from the Local “Gentleman’s Club” meeting at Wally World to spend all those tips she be raking in!!!
February 1st, 2010
OH! the poor child will be scarred for life. Bless her little eyes.
February 1st, 2010
will you stick this under somethin foe me …….bitch!!
February 1st, 2010
Please tell me they are NOT from Texas. As a native born and bred Texan, I disown them. Ass cracks, camel toes, even a confederate flag ontop of a tin foil dress I can let slide, but these people take low to a whole new level.
February 1st, 2010
Where else would the whole Posse be lookin’ for weed but in the Garden Section?
February 1st, 2010
No shirt no shoes no service should also apply to females. Just because certain parts are covered, we shouldnt be blinded by the rest.
February 1st, 2010
how bout if true blue dude ever went to a “hood” he would get his white ass whooped…. but i bet they r together kuz she gave him an STD they will have for a lifetime….. “let me give u this gift, unwrapped”
February 1st, 2010
I had no idea walmart was the new place to start saleing your dope.
February 1st, 2010
Looks to be 5 lb of “stuff” crammed into about a 2 lb container!
February 1st, 2010
TODD SUMMED IT UP BEST!!!
February 1st, 2010
For all of you that say “that is not a muffin top”. Hello!!! If it hangs of in the back, it dang sure hangs over in the front and should no way be in a bikini that small
February 1st, 2010
PANTS ON THE GROUND,PANTS ON THE GROUND,
HAT TURNED SIDEWAYS,LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL.
Thats what i think of when i see a fool like this dude.
February 1st, 2010
Go Dallas! Wait, they are in the Super Bowl right?
February 1st, 2010
I bet she just finished writing her number in one of the stalls.
February 1st, 2010
I bet she has F.U.P.A. (Fat Upper Pussy Area) that obviously the picture is not showing.
February 1st, 2010
Ms. Texas has had a rough go at it, after loosing the Ms. America Pageant.
February 1st, 2010
Irony is not lost on me, are they standing infront of what appears to be dog food….
February 1st, 2010
WOW.. This pic is breath taking! Goes to show that fat people have enough self esteem to go out in public like that, even if they are laughed at, and it burns everyone elses retina’s!
February 1st, 2010
The most shocking thing about this photo; no tramp stamp!
February 1st, 2010
Suddenly I’m FOR schools giving out condoms.
February 1st, 2010
It looks like a double wedding or some weird ritual being performed. I’m so CONFUSED! It took me a sec and I realized the girl next to her is dressed the same way That is NOT a trend anyone should be following! YUCK!
February 1st, 2010
Notice they are in the pet area. I got $100 says they are picking up food for either a Rottweiler or a Pit Bull, which is not mean, just “misunderstood”.
February 1st, 2010
That guy is a walking beat-down looking for a place to happen!
February 1st, 2010
And the wannabe couple Mr. & Mrs. Muffin Top live happily ever after.
February 1st, 2010
I’m going to guess he’s up for a big promotion at the company
February 1st, 2010
JC (and others) … It would only take one piece of *that skank* and you’d be running to the MD for some penicillin to get rid of the nasty’s she gave you and the over 1-million served!
February 1st, 2010
Marky Mark in the HOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
February 1st, 2010
All that flesh and not a tattoo in sight…hard to believe!
February 1st, 2010
I would really like to know what’s going on. There are 2 girls wearing bikini tops and 2 guys that look like wanna-be gansters. Are the guys hitting on the girls or what? The girl on the right looks like she’s taking a picture. Any ideas??
February 1st, 2010
“See, my head is not a complete waste as my mami-chula says; I can pile stuff on it!”
February 1st, 2010
Looks like her blonde friend in in the middle of doing the “this is the church, this is the steeple” routine with her hands…
February 1st, 2010
Ain’t nuttin but a G thang
February 1st, 2010
Dumb ass wigger thinks he’s really big crip’n
February 1st, 2010
He wears the glasses to protect his eyes from the radiance of his girl.
February 1st, 2010
A muffin top is one thing. That mess has rolls of back fat. Yech.
February 1st, 2010
SHE’S A SIZE 14…. HER SHORTS ARE SIZE 5. HE IS A WANGSTA CRACKER COWBOY FAN…. YEAH WE’RE AT A TEXAS WALMART!!!
February 1st, 2010
The guy is a total douche, no issue there. As for the girl, I like her shape… But that’s totally inappropriate to wear in public.
February 1st, 2010
If that girl isn’t fat, I’m gonna go run nekid in the streets. I’m fat, and at least 20 pounds lighter than she is.
February 1st, 2010
While the neck tattoo says “3 to 6 in County”, his do-rag/backwards hat combo says “I gotta pick up some Skoal on the way back to Mee-Maw’s trailer”.
February 1st, 2010
Is it just me or is the blonde on the right hot?
February 1st, 2010
OMG… I think that’s my husband’s nephew.
If it’s not, then there’s TWO punks that need their asses kicked for dressing like this.
February 1st, 2010
EEEEEEEEW
February 1st, 2010
I’m sure she thinks she looks good. Pretty, even.
February 1st, 2010
Seriously when will big girls stop shopping in the skinny girls clothes..you are fat get over it actually just cover it……..
February 1st, 2010
I agree that she actually has a good figure, but, that Does count as a muffin top to me because she’s wearing something that pushes her skin out over it.
If she were wearing a size maybe One larger I think she’d look good in them, but this comes across as severely trashy…
February 1st, 2010
Just because you *can* squeeze your size 10 ass into size 4 shorts doesn’t mean you *should*.
February 1st, 2010
It scares me to even think it, but it looks horrifyingly like a double wedding!!?? Tell me they are not putting rings on those tools!
February 1st, 2010
Damn, global warming is kicking it in Texas. I need to move there and get with some of those shorts.
February 1st, 2010
im sorry people who wear hats like that do no look cool
February 1st, 2010
She was certainly optimistic when she rolled outta bed this morning, wasn’t she ?
February 1st, 2010
They probably thought the garden section was were they would find the weed..
February 1st, 2010
She isn’t overweight, just needs to relearn the definition of Going-to-town clothes
February 1st, 2010
If my daughter came home with ‘that’, I’d have to lock HER up. If my son came home with ‘that’, I’d have to lock HIM up.
February 1st, 2010
These posers are in the insecticide department. Need poison to kill chiggers and whiggers.
February 1st, 2010
I don’t know where these people are in Texas, but it’s freezing right now. I hope she had some coffee with her muffin cause I don’t know how she’s wearing that swimsuit otherwise.
February 1st, 2010
First put her back in the oven, she’s not done yet.
Second tell wiggyboy he is white and definitely Not in the “ghetto”.
February 1st, 2010
Figures…a Cowboys fan.
February 1st, 2010
umm….i think even walmart has a shirt and shoes required policy
February 1st, 2010
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toot,
i’m with you girl,,,,,,, they should be run out of texas back into arkansas,where they come from !!!! and folk’s,ever state has it’s wigger’s and hoe’s even “”dont mess with texas”"”
February 1st, 2010
It’s a pool party and she already has the inner-tube!
February 1st, 2010
@@@@@
willy, number 81 is t.o’s jersey,,,, t.o. is no longer a cowboy ,,,and look at the “”beer gut”" on the wigger !!!
February 1st, 2010
My God. He don’t have a 6 pack, he has a KEG!
February 1st, 2010
A 2fer. This could be the greatest POW ever!
February 1st, 2010
Future leaders of America, Think Ill move to Iraq
February 1st, 2010
Shes kind of hot, much hotter than most of the women who come on this site and leave bitchy comments.
February 1st, 2010
Is this how people get married in Texas now? Cant wait to see the honeymoon over by the sporting goods section.
February 1st, 2010
I think his mother was from Vanuatu and practiced head elongation by binding it.
February 1st, 2010
Leif Garrett post ‘where are they now?’…Walmart of course!
February 1st, 2010
What about the other skank standing over to the side? Are they at the SkankMart?
February 1st, 2010
Texas Tall Hat, wankster.
February 1st, 2010
All tramp, no stamp!
February 1st, 2010
The couple in the background looks like alternate universe clones of the couple in the foreground; if they had stayed in school.
February 1st, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA I am a Redskin fan. you are just making your stupid cowboys look like the team they are. what a idiot.
February 1st, 2010
In England they’re called chavs, in the US I give you douchebags and their skanks.
February 1st, 2010
nice hat and what a bout the glasses flash back to the 80’s wow
February 1st, 2010
a terrell owens jersey? really?
February 1st, 2010
i dont have a prob with these chicks other than the fact that their with these wanna be gangstas.
February 1st, 2010
I know it’s hot in Texas, but so hot that you have to wear hardly any clothes?
February 1st, 2010
Dude looks like he’s in his second trimester.
February 1st, 2010
I hope they don’t breed.
February 1st, 2010
Heh heh Blogan is right the blue boy does look like Lief Garret with a pan of “jiffy pop” on his head.
February 1st, 2010
I wish I could see more of the chick in the background. She looks like she could be hot.
February 1st, 2010
Are they getting married, or doing each other’s make-up?
February 1st, 2010
Hey. You in the 81 Jersey. Douche bag contest. right now. Me and you……..You win…….you always do.
February 1st, 2010
Seriously, does this chick have a friggin mirror in her house? When she tries to walk out of walmart, the alarm will go off because of all those day old rolls she got from the bakery department.
February 1st, 2010
No, the expression goes “if you GOT it, flaunt it.”
February 1st, 2010
He looks like a idiot.
I see nothing wrong with her, PoW people might not understand that real women have curves and the things on Magazine covers well are airbrushed.
February 1st, 2010
These two are actually product demonstrators for Pillsbury, showing off their latest offering “Easy” Muffins…
February 1st, 2010
I would buy this clown a ticket to the hood, just to watch him get his wanna-be ass kicked around the block…
February 1st, 2010
hey tarheel
newsflash
redskins suck
suck it
February 1st, 2010
Dude,,,,,,I finally saw a “MTV Real Life – Mario Miracle” —– he has a One Up Mushroom on his head!!!!
February 1st, 2010
They’re stoked now that they found the seed, but how disappointed they’ll be when it grows grass they can’t smoke!
February 1st, 2010
I just don’t get it man. How the hell do guys like this get girls man?
February 1st, 2010
i wonder if he seriously thinks he looks good. and she wouldnt be too bad if she was a the beach or something… but if ur gonna be anywhere else put some damn clothes on.
February 1st, 2010
Fortunately, that little girls hair is in the way or this picture would have a completely different title!
February 1st, 2010
Perfectly matched couple since neither had the IQ to halt the others sense of flair.
February 1st, 2010
Dingity what is it
February 1st, 2010
#81 is an asshat and will wake up in jail with brown sugar in his ass.
February 1st, 2010
He’s got the “Jiffey Pop” going on with his hat…and her muffins are definitely past their expiration date! I’m gonna hurl!
February 1st, 2010
Does anyone find it strange that she has on those teenie tiny shorts and you still see no ass crack?
February 1st, 2010
I just threw up a lot, forget my mouth, it’s everywhere!
February 1st, 2010
God!!! trailer park girls turn me on!!!! (Oh im sick….)
February 1st, 2010
Really don’t think it qualifies as a legitimate muffin top.
She could probably stand to go up a pants size, and I certainly think she’s dressed inappropriately for the venue and even her weight,
but once you hit a certain size, there’s no real way for a girl with a bit of extra weight to avoid the little bulge without pulling them up to her navel. Jeans in particular tend to push the hip fat up and over, regardless of the size.
February 1st, 2010
Seriously that guy should take off one of his hats so the girl is at least wearing something.
February 1st, 2010
Yuh. Hanging out by the dry dog food. It figures.
February 1st, 2010
Hey, Those are “Willy the Pimps” ho’s…those young guys better watch out!
February 1st, 2010
His hat has more material than her shorts.
Can’t wait until they reproduce!
February 1st, 2010
It will be so precious when they pop out a welfare litter of little wiglets.
February 1st, 2010
What are they supposed to be? Gangstas???? Looks more like pu$$ies to me!
February 1st, 2010
So if these are typical Cowboy fans no wonder they keep loosing at important junctures.
February 1st, 2010
I wish young women had more respect for themselves.
February 1st, 2010
…..EW! Shirts are always good….backfat should be hidden…at all times.
February 1st, 2010
Hey, girls with muffin tops are sexy. Don’t make fun of them!
February 1st, 2010
He looks like he is handing her a joint or maybe a delicious cresent roll you be the judge.
February 1st, 2010
Hey Mr. beer-gut dumbass in the hat- do you realize how stupid you look to just about everyone outside your own in-bred clan ?
February 1st, 2010
Obviously she’s asking Billy Bob there for the directions to the Ab-Fit…
February 1st, 2010
Hit it??? My dear, I would go Klingon on that a$$!
February 1st, 2010
uhmm she’s not that bad really.
i’d probably do her.
X=
February 1st, 2010
How ’bout dem cowboys! wait… is that Leif Garrett?
February 2nd, 2010
she doesnt look that bad at all, for a shitbag whore. But her attraction to complete douchebags is her biggest downfall.
February 2nd, 2010
A whole new meaning to the term “Taking out the trash”
February 2nd, 2010
it`s casper the friendly muffin top
February 2nd, 2010
@ DEBRAW…………….LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL. Oh wow. I was going to leave something witty on here, but your comment cannot be beat!!!!! Classic!
February 2nd, 2010
Once again we are presented with proof that just because you can force your butt into something a bit skimpy doesn’t mean you should. I believe these chickens are experiencing a very high level of denial as to the real condition of their not so nubile young bodies.
February 2nd, 2010
the idiot next to #81 sure has his excitement all ready to go but which one is he looking @ ????
February 2nd, 2010
What a group of real winners! I’ll bet anything that Mister 81 their will be a supreme court justice! and yup yup yup that classy women in front of him… totally going to be a super model!
February 2nd, 2010
oh look, they’re both wearing studded belts to accentuate their hideous guts! How sexy and mysterious, I have no idea what they must look like naked- thankfully I know I don’t care. Thanks for warning me ladies!
February 2nd, 2010
I am never moving to Texas. Anyone notice how many of the pictures on this website are from Texas – no thanks.
February 2nd, 2010
Looks like they’re passing a joint. When I was their age, we used ti hide in wooded areas to get high and do shameful things. I guess it’s getting harder and harder to shock your parents.
February 2nd, 2010
everything hes wearing would be nice…if he didnt wear it all at the same time. nobody wears a hat 3 sizes too small anymore.,,,she needs to call p90x and vicky needs to take her secret back
February 2nd, 2010
I don’t know when this picture was taken but if it was in the last few days she has to be freezing.It is 25 degrees out now and a few day’s ago it was 15 in North Tx. That’s beach wear not Walmart wear.
February 2nd, 2010
Dude looks like what would happen if you crossed ICE T with Ron Howard….
February 2nd, 2010
Only 1 thing worse than a real one, and thats a WHIGGER!!
February 2nd, 2010
im happy to see the people of this website like their women skinny.
one of my friends is interested in these rolls we see right here.
i like my women skinny personally, without their gut AND ass hanging out
February 2nd, 2010
We’ve got the tramp twins, and the guy in the jersey who is clearly an idiot, and the other guy that looks like he could be normal, but his face is hidden. This IS Wal-Mart though, so he’s probably got a grill or maybe he’s missing a few teeth. I want to know what they hell they’re doing??
February 2nd, 2010
What year do you think #81 douchbag dropped out of school? Bet he was the only kid that had a moustache and drove to grade school!
February 2nd, 2010
Some girls that I see I think to myself, ‘how did she get in those pants and how can I get in them’? This one…………..not so much!
February 2nd, 2010
I’d still pound it !
February 2nd, 2010
If you look real closely the real horror becomes evident. Both girls are “clothed” the same.
February 2nd, 2010
I don’t get it. I think they are both hot. I’d climb in between them.
February 2nd, 2010
At least the HEADING is right — when I look at that chick, all I can think of is a big pan of raw dough that’s been left out a little too long and now needs to be kneaded back into shape.
Stick it in a loaf pan and bake at 350 degrees until golden brown.
February 2nd, 2010
funny thing is she wouldnt look like a sausage if those shorts were 1 size bigger, I mean, she would still look trashy but at least the MT would be gone
February 2nd, 2010
I think the guy in the jersey has found a very clever way ot saying he likes to give oral sex. His jersey number says so. (say it out loud, one number at a time, folks).
February 2nd, 2010
Is it just me, or is he proposing to her with a ring pop? Guess they are moving into a double wide.
February 2nd, 2010
Yeah, the girl has a fairly average body. Hypercritical and stupid.
February 2nd, 2010
look at the silly fat white guy trying to looks like a black gangsta.
February 2nd, 2010
Whats sadder than them is the girls there with they think there hardcore ! LOL
February 2nd, 2010
I think he is proposing to her… now go make babies and suck on that welfare tit..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
I need someone to explain this to me. What in the world is going on here? You have 4 goobers standing around the checkout but they don’t have and merchandise. Are they just hanging out in the back of the wal-mart? And both of the skanks seem to being the same things like some sort of weird bonding ritual. As a sociology student i love pics like this, i think you could have a college course just on analyzing this website. I used to work at a store located in the wal-mart and we did have dumbasses running around but they walked around or sat in our store, they didnt take up residence in the back near the fertilizer. what is up with that?
February 2nd, 2010
Was the belt really needed? I mean… does she really think those shorts are just gonna slide down?? Cuz from the looks of it… its holding up nothing but gut.
February 2nd, 2010
Leave the babies with gramma and go spend some of our government money at Walmart. This is an example of what we have raised.
February 2nd, 2010
LOL Why is that guys hat sitting so high up??? I GOT IT!!!!
He is a CONEHEAD
February 2nd, 2010
She IS a little overweight… but it wouldn’t be so bad if she was actually wearing some shorts that fit her.
February 2nd, 2010
If I could just pull on that string………….pleeeeeze…can I???
February 2nd, 2010
She’s a hottie compared to most for POW, but that guy looks re-donkulous. His mamma shoulda slapped some sense into him before letting him out of the basement.
February 2nd, 2010
Everyone’s picking on the woman but look at the man! He looks like an absolute idiot!
February 2nd, 2010
Just because you can squeeze into the shorts, doesn’t mean you should wear them
February 2nd, 2010
If it spills over the top, it’s a MUFFIN TOP!!! Are you people frickin’ BLIND!!!
February 2nd, 2010
I think we can all agree that what we’ve got here are a couple of Grade A douchebags.
February 2nd, 2010
That whole crew is bad looking, muffin-top girls and the dude with the headband on and the turned around hat. When I was young if I went out of the house like that my momma would have beaten my behind. Geez, kids have no decency anymore.
February 2nd, 2010
I’d be more impressed if he was wearing a paisley print cowboy hat on top of his cap/bandanna ensemble.
And yeah, the girl’s hot in some trashy way, but do you really want Corky’s sloppy seconds?
February 2nd, 2010
Seriously… I know your in Texas…but its WINTERTIME!!! Put that away…and don’t put it on again!
February 2nd, 2010
Not that bad. I’d do her…if I was drunk.
February 2nd, 2010
Everything is skankier in Texas.
February 2nd, 2010
The Dun-lap Club meets in the Garden Section for a group “outing.”
February 3rd, 2010
“Hey sweet handles, wanna go to the ICP concert and hit up Bojangles this Saturday?”
February 3rd, 2010
Within ten years, that “girl” will probably weigh well over 250 pounds, and she’ll be pushing a cart around the same Walmart — and there will be at least two scraggly, dull-eyed, unkempt urchins with her.
February 3rd, 2010
There is NOTHING wrong with her body. She looks hot to me.
The guy looks like a tard!!
February 3rd, 2010
Cowboy cheerleader wannabe’s….aren’t we all jealous???
February 3rd, 2010
theyre cowboys fans imagine that
February 4th, 2010
I’m just curious why caucasians feel the need to dress like bad-ass gansters? Seriously, dude, you need to get a fuckin life. What a tool.
February 4th, 2010
I’m with you Joe, I’d hit that too.
February 4th, 2010
Looks like suburban gangster wannabe tagalongs trying to learn some gang signs. Pathetic.
February 5th, 2010
For all those who dislike this site,you need to realize that most of these people are not necessary financially poor, but with poor taste. I know people who live in their car, and they dress with pride.
February 5th, 2010
With this ring I thee wed….
February 5th, 2010
Ugs and Oooos, (not Thugs and Hos)
February 5th, 2010
Perfect example of a Dallas Cowboy’s Fan! I rest my case….
February 6th, 2010
I thought Leif Garrett when I saw him.
February 7th, 2010
Put the sunglasses back… and step away…
February 8th, 2010
oh… go cowboys! … um yeah…
February 8th, 2010
I will just hide the crack rocks under my hat…
February 8th, 2010
I know that guy HAHAHA this is great
February 8th, 2010
Staright out of Wal Mart’s new clothing line…… The Trailer Park Edition!
February 8th, 2010
more like butter with them rolls.. i had less meat for dinner
February 9th, 2010
2 words White Trash!!!!
February 9th, 2010
Can you say Hooker?
February 11th, 2010
Haha, he’s got the stupid white shades, jean shorts, a Dallas Jersey, a ridiculous blue bandanna and an equally stupid looking hat to go with it. What a complete douche bag.
February 12th, 2010
She might be alittle thick… but I’d bang the b’jesus out of her! And her little blonde friend too. Yummy!
February 12th, 2010
the guy in the cowboys jersey……… DOUCHEBAG……. I wish i could slap the shit out of him right now
February 12th, 2010
Like the bandana wasn’t enough, let’s throw a bandana print hat on for safe measure. GANGSTA!
February 14th, 2010
this is why you should check yourself in the mirror before you walk out the door. And she should fire her girlfriend for allowing her to be in public like that. Damn, I know it’s hot out, but put it away!
February 14th, 2010
This just goes to show some people need to look in the mirror before they go out in public! JEEZ ,PUT SOME CLOTHES ON WILL YA!
February 19th, 2010
She isnt even fat.
February 20th, 2010
“New DB Wear: When simply being a Douche Bag is not enough.
February 22nd, 2010
It’s gangster Dr.Seuss
February 24th, 2010
Why can’t people act their own race and regain some self respect.
February 24th, 2010
O_O i didnt know there were wiggers in texas >.<
February 24th, 2010
man you know all the wanna be trashy gangsters get all the trailor park girls!! they are so hott!! not!
February 25th, 2010
okay i know she should not be wearing that, but dayum! if thats what yall people call fat, yall must all be some dam sticks or somethin!
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March 5th, 2010
reason #45,240 to hate the Dallas Cowboys
also,
I’m pretty sure if this guy had a flavor it would be “douchebag”
also,
He probably asked his “girlfriend” (cousin) to dress up like that… since they were going out to Wal-Mart and all.
also,
Tupac isn’t dead… he turned white and moved to Dallas.
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March 14th, 2010
hey look its redneck eminem!!!
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March 15th, 2010
Oh, goodness. I would love to feel up that delicious girl with no shirt… I can’t get past the smooth rolls and soft thighs to even make a comment on the d-bag with the hats.
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March 27th, 2010
Did anyone stop to think that these girls could be cheerleaders from a local High School, chatting up guys as they are coming out, for a car wash in Wal-Marts parking lot? Which would explain why they are in swim suits and why there is no tramp stamp. I didn’t see one person suggest that out of 250 comments, come on people. I can’t tell what is in the girls hands, but my first thought when I saw this was ‘Car Wash’.
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April 18th, 2010
that guy looks alot like leif garret.
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April 23rd, 2010
i dont think shes fat? maybe im crazy? haha
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May 2nd, 2010
Call me crazy but I think she looks pretty good but her choice of company is suspect at best.
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June 10th, 2010
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