February 2nd, 2010
Go With The Flow
Tags: mullet, mullets
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down.
Texas
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down.
Texas
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na na na na na na (bat man theme)
Mullet man
mullet man
February 2nd, 2010
have you seen the mullet man…the mullet man…the mullet man..
February 2nd, 2010
A lot of the folks lookin’ at this weren’t even BORN when that party started!!
But, seriously, except for the beer & fuckin’ dude, this is the most normal guy that’s been on here in 2 days!
February 2nd, 2010
Wheres cheech?
February 2nd, 2010
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s SUPER MULLET
February 2nd, 2010
It’s the Crystal Gayle mullet
February 2nd, 2010
I bet he’s in a band that he thinks will “make it” someday!
February 2nd, 2010
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your mullet…
February 2nd, 2010
ok so he needs a mop chop we all went through the rebellous stage didn’t we I had hair that long ok mine was a bit longer but that was what um um um ok quite a few years ago like 1986! what if he looks funny with short hair
February 2nd, 2010
if that be the case, hide the women and guard the booze, cause this man came to par-tay!!
February 2nd, 2010
The mother of all mullets
February 2nd, 2010
just another few inches and he’ll have his own re-usable TP
February 2nd, 2010
So this is what they call a “Kentucky Waterfall”? Since he’s in Texas, perhaps they should call this one a “”Lone Star Waterfall”!
February 2nd, 2010
That mullet is M-A-G-I-C
February 2nd, 2010
Looks liek Spanish moss hanging from a tree in the swamp.
February 2nd, 2010
Did Joe Dirt and Kickin’ wing have a kid?
February 2nd, 2010
Man, Billy Ray Cyrus has really let himself GO!
February 2nd, 2010
I have never ever seen a mullet that big!
February 2nd, 2010
That guy totally drives a camaro and lives in a single wide!
February 2nd, 2010
The mullet will never die!!!
February 2nd, 2010
At least it looks washed
February 2nd, 2010
That’s just wrong on so many do-it-your-shelf levels!
February 2nd, 2010
Man, this dude reminds me of Dave Lister.
February 2nd, 2010
If he was shirtless (and thankfully this can only ever remain in the realm of speculation) you probably couldn’t tell when his mullet ended and his happy trail began.
February 2nd, 2010
That is a mullet for the ages.
February 2nd, 2010
That is the ULTIMATE mullett!
February 2nd, 2010
What happens if the carpet matches the curtains?
February 2nd, 2010
If you’re goin’ do it, do it right.
WOW
February 2nd, 2010
With that caption I was expecting a tampon ad
February 2nd, 2010
I just want to walk behind him with a pair of scissors.
February 2nd, 2010
Its Rob Schneider revising his roll in First Dates 2
February 2nd, 2010
OMG its a beautiful mature male Mullet in his natural environment!
February 2nd, 2010
some day my mullet will go back in style you jurks. so when it does i will your king and you will never make fun of me again . ps if any one knows of any good dumster divin spots please let me know!
February 2nd, 2010
Love the Van Wilder reference.
February 2nd, 2010
“Do they make blinds for MY curtains?”
February 2nd, 2010
it’s like a cascading waterfall down his back.
February 2nd, 2010
Business in the front, Party in the back !
February 2nd, 2010
Que paso Tio?!?
February 2nd, 2010
It’s almost as if Wal-Mart has become the unintentional “Mullet Museum Hall Of Fame” . This is our kIng!
February 2nd, 2010
OMG!!! i am sad to say that this is my old EX…. ROFLAMO!!!! i recognize that wornout mullet of his anywhere!!!! looks like he moved states again to run from payin his child support tho… TRUST me… the kids DO NOT look like him… LMAO!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Business in the front…party in the back….
February 2nd, 2010
(Poem For A Modern Day Mullet Man)
It’s time to take on the “PANTENE” rush, wave goodbye to the shoulder brush.
As dandruff levels take a dive, your waves look buoyant and alive.
It feels so fresh, smells divine, hair that reigns when it shines.
It puts you straight into the style high club.
Squeaky clean, shiny and new,Pantene clears dandruff and prevents it too.
This cool and fresh invigorating sensation, “waves’ dandruff away on permanent vacation!
February 2nd, 2010
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair so that I may climb thy wavy mullet!
February 2nd, 2010
Swing loooooooooooooooooooooooow sweet mullet!
February 2nd, 2010
Ode to the Mullet
O’ business in the front, party in the back
you make me want to have a heart attack
When your mullet was no longer high
that’s when your girlfriend said ‘goodbye’
I hope you enjoy your cascading, brown curtain
This is PLAIN WRONG I am certain!
February 2nd, 2010
mullett, this dude is illegal,that’s the style in “”ole mexico”"
February 2nd, 2010
Thinking that the Six Fingered Man is more into stationery, Inigo Montoya prepares his statement “My name is Inigo Montoya, You have killed my father, now prepare to die!” on a good 6 lb. paper. Now to choose the right font…
February 2nd, 2010
If this is the worst I see at Wally World, then it was a great day at Wally World! Oh yeah, I don’t touch that place!!!
February 2nd, 2010
What are the chances his name is Julio, Juan or Paco?
February 2nd, 2010
I think I saw it move.
February 2nd, 2010
This dude rocks like me!
February 2nd, 2010
Wow! Guess we have a lot of Kentuckians that have mullets on here tonight! It IS referred to as a “Kentucky Waterfall”…there are websites for mullet-watchers that have used that term for years!! Sorry if you don’t care for the term, but it’s a fact, so look it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
February 2nd, 2010
pretty sure i cut this mullet today…not my finest few mins.
February 2nd, 2010
Would somebody please tell me… JUST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MULLETS????????
February 2nd, 2010
Big deal the guy’s got long hair, Once again reaching for content.
February 2nd, 2010
ah yes the dreaded MexiMullet, tons of them in Texas although they’re usually found at the flea markets–must be a stray
February 2nd, 2010
I don’t get it.
February 2nd, 2010
Fear the Mullet.
February 2nd, 2010
Billy Ray Cyrus’ long-lost brother, i presume?
February 2nd, 2010
The mythical Mexican Power Mullet. Once thought to be extinct has resurfaced to once again plague manking with its existence.
February 2nd, 2010
Everythin’s Bigger in Texas!
February 2nd, 2010
I want to party with you dude. I’ll bring the beer, you bring the cuffs.
February 2nd, 2010
Billy Ray Cyrus is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Best caption EVER!
February 2nd, 2010
I am El Muleto!
February 2nd, 2010
Billy Ray Cyrus should cut his hair, Back to a Mullet!!! That Mop head look just ruins the Hot Image he had when he was acky breakin my heart!!!
February 2nd, 2010
A few more inches, and it’ll dip in the toilet when he takes a shit.
February 3rd, 2010
If you were this guys cell mate you had better enjoy brushing hair.
February 3rd, 2010
Squirrel!
February 3rd, 2010
There is a God and he wears a mullet!
February 3rd, 2010
Okay, this guy hasn’t cut his hair since the 80’s when he first got laid. Probably still works – don’t be a “hater”!
February 3rd, 2010
It IS the mystical Power Meximullet – I think we should dub this sweetest of sweet mullets The Condor, the only other time I saw one it was wearing a leather waistcoat, snakeskin boots and driving a white Camaro RS with a 2 foot tall Raiders sticker down each side and the pirate on the hood!
February 3rd, 2010
Joe Dirt called – [fill in punch line here]
February 3rd, 2010
its the dude from office space
February 3rd, 2010
All I can hear is the superman theme music and “Never fear, SUPER MULLET is here!”
February 3rd, 2010
What kind of lives do you people have making fun of people shopping at Walmart? Why waste the time to take pictures, upload them and write a dumb caption? I’m going now, spent too much time writing.
February 3rd, 2010
Just a bit longer and he can use his hair to wipe his ass…
February 3rd, 2010
Hey Peter! Check out channel 9!
February 3rd, 2010
how would you like finding a strand of his hair in your soup?
February 3rd, 2010
I bow to thee, King of Mullets.
February 3rd, 2010
Reporter: What do you owe your game winning interception to Troy?
Troy: I owe my mullet to Head and shoulders!
Reporter: I didn’t say anything about your mullet Troy.
Troy: Didn’t you?
Reporter: No!
Troy: Didn’t You.
Reporter: Yes.
February 3rd, 2010
WOW!! Now that is what I call a “MEGA MULLET” This must be some Giant Party creature, the likes of which we have never seen before!!
February 3rd, 2010
He’s looking for an iPad to stop that flow!
February 3rd, 2010
Now that is one glorious mullet!
February 3rd, 2010
AWESOME!!! and SUPER-AWESOME for what I believe is a “Look Around You” reference! If so, 100 internet points!
February 3rd, 2010
Not sure of which shelving to buy, he paused to mullet over.
February 3rd, 2010
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a mullet.
February 3rd, 2010
Hey thats my cousin!!! No he’s not in a rock band, no he doesnt live in a double wide, he has no kids…..but he parties like he did when he first started growng his MULLET!!! Love ya Cuz!!
February 3rd, 2010
Ahhh, ya’ll are upset because you can’t see his crack…
February 3rd, 2010
I went Mullet huntin last week but couldnt call in anything like this. This is a sure prize.
February 3rd, 2010
eh… That mullet doesn’t hold a candle to the ones you find at the farmers market….
February 3rd, 2010
Mullettude rating: 8.5
February 3rd, 2010
Did anyone send this to Ralphie May? The King O’ the Mullet…
February 3rd, 2010
man you better look twice you never know there could be a kid with a rat tail somewhere close
February 3rd, 2010
To think what my old USMC recruits are up to now a days.
February 3rd, 2010
Billy Ray Cyrus called.. he wants his mullet back
February 3rd, 2010
Beautiful specimen. Wonderful plumage.
February 3rd, 2010
He likes it when guys pull on it.
February 3rd, 2010
Bad hair day for us looking at him. It’s too bad. He’d be attractive with a haircut and a nicer shirt. I’m just sayin’.
February 3rd, 2010
Captain Lou Albano is still alive!?
February 3rd, 2010
R.E.S.P.E.C.T the king of all mullets
February 3rd, 2010
I was acutually envious of his hair as a I am pretty sparce on top until I saw all of the comparisons to Billy Ray Cyrus. Now I feel fortunate. Thanks.
February 3rd, 2010
leave him alone his my friend and a very cool guy……
February 3rd, 2010
looks clean enuf, still a gross hairstyle tho
For Larry the Fat Cat: I wish this guy, like Imhotep, was invisible.
February 3rd, 2010
That is a luxurious mane! I wish my hair was like that.
February 3rd, 2010
OOOOH!! A surreno mullet!
“When I git outta county, Im gonna grow my chit long, vato!”
Extra points!
February 3rd, 2010
Oh. please Oh, please Oh, please let us have a like button for the captions!! I LIKE this caption!!
February 4th, 2010
I want to braid it and then WHACK it off with a machette!
February 4th, 2010
Oh Shit its Kenny Powers. Kenny Fucking Powers!
February 4th, 2010
Ohhh there must be a Billy Ray Cyrus look alike show in town. Dude, Mullets are no longer in fashion.
February 4th, 2010
His mulletude is overwhelming.
February 5th, 2010
Mulletmania
February 6th, 2010
C’mon feel the noize, girls rock your boys, we’ll get WILD WILD WILD
February 7th, 2010
Is that the hispanic Ron Jeremy??
February 7th, 2010
It comes in so handy when his dude holds him just prior to penetration.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just explaining one of the advantages of that long mullet.
February 8th, 2010
I liked his Hair Style. New Amazing Hair Style.His mulletude is overwhelming.
February 10th, 2010
heyhey!
this is my uncle! he is sitting next to me right now.. he says its not a mullet.
its a tejano musician cut. he loves all your comments. keep it going. his name is actually paco like someone thought. he really loves to party. when i was a baby, i used his hair as a hammock.
February 10th, 2010
OMG, that guy looks EXACTLY like my ex-husband (only he didn’t have a mullet… then)!!! Not only that, he’s from Texas too. A long-lost relative of his, mayhap???
And yes, all my exes are from Texas… doncha hate it when your life becomes a country song??
February 13th, 2010
Look at the arms on that guy…props to the fearless mullet hunter who put himself in harms way to get a money shot of that beautiful Kentucky Waterfall!
February 15th, 2010
Good hair. Good person. He is at work buying and installing window blinds in rental houses.
February 19th, 2010
Viva La Mullet!
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March 16th, 2010
I actually know that guy!
He usually keeps it in a ponytail.
(And he really DOES know how to party!)
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March 25th, 2010
its the mexican superman instead of a cape to fly with he uses his mullet!
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May 10th, 2010
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