No He’s not half way there.. He’s all the way there Its plain to see hes has beer (Success) and well if you can make the brand out, thats where he got (Fuc*ed)
February 2nd, 2010
Bill
Quality, not quantity…. oh wait, thats Miller Lite you are carrying, I meant, Quantity and NOT quality
February 2nd, 2010
makksk
Well that’s a keeper right there. My God, what woman could turn that down? Notice all the ladies lining up behind him.
Come on everyone… At least his hat & his 12 pack match!
February 2nd, 2010
Dawn
WOW, his Mom must be so proud.
February 2nd, 2010
Jesse
I hope that camera person is okay. because with his shirt saying that and the beer in his hand, you know whats next. And he is walking straight toward the person LOL
February 2nd, 2010
Anon
Hey, at least he’s honest.
February 2nd, 2010
Joel
Well, with an intellect like that I’m sure he doesn’t have a job and has time for both. Getting both is his problem.
really? i like to randomly thin out the gene pool by gunning the engine and mowing down idiots who wear moronic tee shirts in public
February 2nd, 2010
DC
You may not think much of him now, but wait until he shows all those fine WM ladies how he can open a beer bottle with his teeth. That’s what reels them in
February 2nd, 2010
INcredulous
Just the kind of guy every girl dreams of. NOT.
February 2nd, 2010
cmb1973
i bet he goes through so much lotion his hands have never had a calous or rough spot on them.
oh what am i saying? you know a guy with this much class is “doing” a different,,,,er hand every night. (yuck)
February 2nd, 2010
red sox fan
Too bad only one of which he does consensually……and that involves the case in his hand…
His I love Midget Porn shirt must have been dirty.
February 2nd, 2010
Bamadoc
“Got the beer, now to the petting zoo!”
February 2nd, 2010
Angel
Too stupid and arrogant… he actually thinks it’s cool to wear that shirt!
He feels great! Sort of macho-like…
February 2nd, 2010
BARF-O-RAMA
I bet he doesn’t even bother to kick the beer cans off the bare mattress on the floor before the night of “romance” commences. Lucky girl, indeed.
February 2nd, 2010
rich
isn’t that what we ALL like? no need to advertise it on a shirt…..
February 2nd, 2010
Bob "O"
Well good luck there stud! We all know your out trolling the parking lot for takers because your Pinto A.K.A “The Shaggin Wagon” is parked out back behind the store.
February 2nd, 2010
Tia
I see the beer in his hand and i see a fuck-tard on the streets…check and check
February 2nd, 2010
johnny5
i love it when people where these type shirts. i mean serious did this guy wake up and look at this shirt an say to himself “hell yeah chicks are gonna love this?” but the only thing he probably fucks would be a choice between his right or left hand
Hes got the beer, and we all know his perfect mate is sitting by the pool at the trailer park as we speak. Give him a break, hillbillies need love too!! lol
February 2nd, 2010
Irene Snyder
That shirt is classy with a “K!”
February 2nd, 2010
Miss Anthrope
His shirt just sys what every man is thinking! At least he’s honest!
February 2nd, 2010
Demidan
A little bit of optimism is a good thing. That much is a sign of insanity, sorry.
February 2nd, 2010
eve
what a lovely sentiment… hallmark should put that on a valentines day card!
February 2nd, 2010
Tres
he is wearing a Miller Lite hat AND buying Miller Lite? Oh no! Dont be THAT guy!
February 2nd, 2010
Naya
Too bad my sister has her period….
February 2nd, 2010
Mary Sue
The beer is in his left hand, so I guess he has date with his right hand tonight.
February 2nd, 2010
Donald
The sun is blocking out the last word… “sheep”.
February 2nd, 2010
Mike
He needs to meet up with the Between the Gush lady in the purple shorts
February 2nd, 2010
Bobby Brown
You know hes going to a party with prob all guys. I would hate to be his friend at that party…ha
February 2nd, 2010
Joel
@ Bamadoc
Excellent post, but he could also be on his way to see his sister. It is Kentucky.
February 2nd, 2010
jagjag
He whacks it so often in the shower, he gets a woody every time it rains
February 2nd, 2010
Marshall
Being that it’s Kentucky, I bet the back of the shirt says ‘FARM ANIMALS”!
February 2nd, 2010
Ray
Don’t laugh, this will be a hit single for Nelly!
February 2nd, 2010
Danny D
He’s like the pied piper, pretty soon all the children with fetal alcohol syndrome will be skipping along behind him.
February 2nd, 2010
JENSTAR
His shirt is just sayin’ what we’re all thinking….
February 2nd, 2010
bourbon
….farm animals
February 2nd, 2010
Aunti Di
Now we all know that guys who are getting some don’t have to advertise to get it, soooooooo, what does that tell you about this Walmart-bum?
Oh yeah, you really got my motor runnin’, uh-huh yeah
February 2nd, 2010
anatasia
holy crap, is that Ed Norton? i knew he was a beer drinking nympho!
February 2nd, 2010
Wicked SteppMom
Yay! People like this make me *so* glad that I taught my preschooler to read.
February 2nd, 2010
kcmookie
He’s a man,
A man with a PLAN!
February 2nd, 2010
Aristocrat
I, for one, appreciate that he is going all out in trying to keep his fine Kentucky thoroughbred form by drinking the less filling, lower calorie “Lite” beer. Beneath that timeless classic of a shirt resides the sinewy musculature of a quarter horse.
Either that or he looks more like a LOAF of bread with the musculature results of too many quarter POUNDERS. It’s anyone’s guess: camo, you know.
February 2nd, 2010
Michele
With free advertising like that, who needs personal ads? And people say guys aren’t honest anymore!
February 2nd, 2010
Aristocrat
…Mama! Now, sis, don’t be jealous. Y’all KNOWS I love yas both the same!
February 2nd, 2010
Lynnrio
This would only be better if his buddy was walking next to him sporting a shirt that said “I’m with stupid ▬►”
February 2nd, 2010
N
Simultaneously?…He must be gettin’ real lookers if he needs his beer goggles to function.
This guy needs to be b*tch slapped for wearing that shirt in public.
February 2nd, 2010
WalMartSux
What? That’s nothing for Walmart. In fact, that is one of the more upstanding Walmart customers.
February 2nd, 2010
Bon Jovi
I’m sure this is what bon jovi had in mind, half way there, this guy is def living on a prayer…
February 2nd, 2010
GB
And he does both all by himself
February 2nd, 2010
texasbluesgal
DO NOT make eye contact with this individual.
February 2nd, 2010
alan
Well, he’s not living on a prayer… but rather on that government unemployment check…
YA, it’s my family bar///uh ya and most people in this town are related!
February 2nd, 2010
rebelfairy
Hell yeah!! gonna get some tonight!! put on my favorite shirt!! ran by Wal-Mart picked up my beer for the BYOB party at “Cletus”s Farm Animals for Hire”!! yep, all my dreams are gonna come true!!!
February 2nd, 2010
A. Nony Mouse
There should be a sign at the door: No shirt, no shoes, acting like an idiot, no service
February 2nd, 2010
BULLZ
I see he’s got his Viagra in a box – nothing in his path is safe – 1998 called, and they dont want any of it back
February 2nd, 2010
AZSEAN
Boy do I feel sorry for his cousin tonight
February 2nd, 2010
Jer
I wonder if there’s any guys in North America who doesn’t like to do at least one of those things.
February 2nd, 2010
rickjohnson
I’ll take one for the team. He looks pretty darn good to me!
Honestly, wearing this shirt to a frat party or to your local bar is one thing, but CHILDREN are always present at Walmart during the day. Does this guy not have any sense of decency whatsoever?
They should arm the door greeters with cans of spray paint so that when morons wearing shirts like this try to get in, they can paint over the dirty words and protect the innocents inside.
February 2nd, 2010
DebraW
Oh that’s so great it’s hard to find anything wrong with it!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Casey
Unfortunantley, the only one he’s tried is the beer.
February 2nd, 2010
SEAN
im not too big on the drinkin beer part…..
February 2nd, 2010
bree
I’ve heard you get hairy palms from masturbating. Judging by the hair on his chin he must be double jointed.
February 2nd, 2010
Lumpy Rutherford
With his mentality he will probably get miss blueberry shorts as a girlfriend.
February 2nd, 2010
babs
People in h*ll like ice water, too.
February 2nd, 2010
GOTTCHA!
The picture made me snicker a little as the I thought the shirt was funny, and it was from Kentucky added a little more humor…..Meh at best.
UNTIL…..I read the “gals” comments on our friend here…..I laughed SO hard…
STEPH, BLAIR, TMI, JODI…….hysterical!
“golf tee penis..” oh god …..that is awesome!
February 2nd, 2010
Angusgal
What a delightful young man. The kind of guy you want to bring home to mom.
February 2nd, 2010
Mopac88
What the Fuck did you people expect? I like to Drink Beer and talk about my feelings?
February 2nd, 2010
T. Ferguson
Back of shirt: “And I’m just about out of beer”
February 2nd, 2010
james
Staged…
The photo is taken head on where eye contact is made with the subject, but at a distance far enough away in which it is not a stranger posing for the photo.
Funny shirt though.
February 2nd, 2010
Dea
ewwww!!!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Aaron
Alright Valley Station Wal-Mart! Stay classy South end!
February 2nd, 2010
eve
Half way? No–he’s already got the beer; the f*ck is years and years away. He has to wait for his mother to get out of jail again.
February 2nd, 2010
tanya
LOL!! Excellent caption!! I guess I’ll have to volunteer
February 2nd, 2010
Jules
Wouldn’t a person think about the appropriatness of wearing a shirt like that into a public place. I mean seriously, what goes through his mind when he gets up and decided to wear that particular shirt to wal-mart. Advertising?
February 2nd, 2010
Sydney
Well, he’s got the beer…..
February 2nd, 2010
THAT guy
Wow…fail for Miller Light marketing
February 2nd, 2010
That Guy
He knows his role in society: Town DB.
February 2nd, 2010
maxim
I’d do him! He looks rather cute. He can drink his beer while I fuck him.
ya know, i bet that dude has slapped his monkey so many time’s in the out house that ever time he smell’s “”do-do” he get’s a lil woody !!!
February 2nd, 2010
Emily
I just want to know why so many ppl can buy beer at Walmart…..it is a common theme on PoWM
February 2nd, 2010
John
Now Guys, don’t you wish women wore t-shirts like this??
February 2nd, 2010
the MAN!!
Making Valley Station Proud since 1980!!!
February 2nd, 2010
JerseyinTX
Empty beer bottles make for strange bed fellows
February 2nd, 2010
Teeko
Have some pride, jackass. Wear it at home with your buddies who think it’s funny. In public that is appalling.
February 2nd, 2010
Sterling
So many Americans are traveling down the devil’s path… SAD……
We make fun of people of faith, and accept behavior like the poor soul above…. What is wrong with this picture??? I am far from being a religious fanatic, but just some decent morals, and better yet “CLASS” is what most Americans need….. I guess I am old school, but it makes you wonder who raised this guy to turn out like he has….. pathetic!
February 2nd, 2010
Trisha
Well, I guess when he walks into a party and has that shirt on at least the hot women know who to avoid. I really wonder how many of us women out there will look at this dude and say “Ohhh my now that man is a catch and he makes his intentions known” I say this amount zero, zero, zero!!
February 2nd, 2010
B
I don’t think there’s enough beer in Kentucky to get me to play on his team!!!
Unfortunately, there’s no “parental control setting” to keep your children from reading garbage on T shirts, and I’ve seen worse.
February 2nd, 2010
Marc
…and I bet his hand falls asleep during sex…
February 2nd, 2010
EMERSON BIGUNS
@ STERLING…..
You said….
“So many Americans are traveling down the devil’s path… SAD……”
It is a t-shirt, he is wearing a t-shirt. It is a dumb descision to wear, but “the devil’s path..?” Common man, lay off the holy water……it has ate hole in your ability to think rationaly.
February 2nd, 2010
Maria
What a coincidence! Me too!
See, if everyone would just display this stuff on their shirts like this, we wouldn’t have to bother with nonsense like flirting and pickup lines and rejection – we could just go up and say “I see you like to drink beer and fuck. Me, I like to drink Jack Daniels and fuck. Clearly we’re compatible. Let’s get a room.”
February 2nd, 2010
Marc
Kentucky…where the men are drunk and the livestock are nervous…
February 2nd, 2010
Marc
…after sex he asked his girlfriend how she liked it…she responded, Not baaah’d”…
February 2nd, 2010
Cindy
Why would someone wear a shirt like that out in public??!! WTF??!! What a hillbilly! He’s probably got a bottle of moonshine in his pick em up truck to wash down the Miller Lite!
February 2nd, 2010
Mandi
he doesn’t have enough beer… in fact Wal Mart doesn’t even have enough beer to make that offer seem appealing to me!
February 2nd, 2010
KingReg
Relax folks, they’re just filming a new beer commercial for the Super Bowl.
February 2nd, 2010
Cordoc
He likes to do both at the family reunion
February 2nd, 2010
Pittsburgh SportsWorld
well, one out of two aint bad…
February 2nd, 2010
Meg
In order to f**k I have to give a lot of ladies a lot of beer, it helps if I slip this here roofie in too.
February 2nd, 2010
Michele
He’s like the big welcome visitors sign for Kentucky!
I’m guessing his hand is gonna be getting a lot of action tonight
February 2nd, 2010
Rob
Ah, but for which (?) team is he ‘playing’?
February 2nd, 2010
asdf
Hope he gives the sheep a beer first too and a reach around later.
February 2nd, 2010
formerwalmartian
I wonder if that dumbass wears that shirt when he visits his parents? Really wouldn’t surprise me.
February 2nd, 2010
his wife
HAHAHA THATS MY HUSBAND!!! that is my husband! Chris!! I got him that shirt on my trip to Nashville,TN!!! he is gonna LHAO!!
February 2nd, 2010
WalMartShopper
I think he is an Ohioan…Kentuckians drink Budweiser.
February 2nd, 2010
Floyd
He wants to be noticed by wearing a shirt like that, so why is there a bar over his eyes? The state of Kentucky would like to see the face of the skid mark in its’ collective shorts!
February 2nd, 2010
Drumping Elitist
The subliminal message of this t-shirt is “I need to get you drunk so you don’t notice my small penis.”
February 2nd, 2010
deaf leopardskin
I bet if WalMart sold clever T-shirts like this one, we wouldn’t see nearly as many shirtless Joes lurking in the aisles.
February 2nd, 2010
dogbar bill
Ya know…….I do custom screenprinting for a living. I wonder how much money I could make if I started printing shirts like that?
Notice it’s just him and his beer. All alone. At Wal-Mart. Nobody to do it with. But the beer, and his empty right hand.
February 3rd, 2010
sweetmuffin
I guess his I love john deer and inbreeding shirt was in the laundry!
February 3rd, 2010
ryverrat
What’s missing from the shirt?- the “My Sister ” after the last word- Oh wait that would would be illegal in the other 49 states.
February 3rd, 2010
Monica
can anyone say coyote ugly? he has to get the woman drunk and then when she comes to she has to chew her arm off to get away.
February 3rd, 2010
Me 2Too
If he has to advertise he is probably not getting any.
February 3rd, 2010
Yowzers
Somebody’s on his way to meet his “Sister-Cousin!”
February 3rd, 2010
Jeff Maher
Wait a minute! I don’t remember there being a camera near by. At least they got my good side.
February 3rd, 2010
Mary
Hmmm I wonder why he is all by himself?
February 3rd, 2010
Alia
What a horrible choice in beer…
February 3rd, 2010
Jordan
Wow, that shirt must make his mother so proud…
February 3rd, 2010
Liza
I am so tired of these nasty, offensive shirts and the skanks who wear them. It is no longer safe to take your child or your mother to wal-mart. The bottom line is that I dont have an option not to see this crap but you have an option not to wear it. DO THESE PPL NOT HAVE MOTHERS, DAUGHTERS OR WIVES. This just prooves that wal-mart does not care about its customers or it would not allow this trash in stores. This kind of thing is not okay, there are plenty of shirts that do not have tacky and gross not to mention offensive things all over them. It is so sad that ppl are not more outraged by this shit . THIS IS NOT OKAY AND EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
February 3rd, 2010
Tracy
@his wife, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? what kind of wife buys this trash for her husband? You should be ashamed, i can’t begin to imagine how many elderly woman and small children saw this crap. I am sure that those moms just loved having to explain what “fuck” means to their kids and why it is okay to for that man to wear it but i cant say it mommy. Your husband should have to explain that to these kids. I was just wondering what kind of wife this guy would have. and now we all know. I would never buy my husband this trash and dont know why anyone would. I wonder if you have children? I wonder if you as a mom would freak out if your little girl saw this on some random guy at wal-mart. wouldnt that make you feel bad and how do you feel knowing that some small child saw this that you bought on ur husband. GROSS!
February 3rd, 2010
Candy
i just find it so funny that this guys wife is laughing and thinks it is so great that her husband is on here wearing the shirt she bought him. I am going to be having a big laugh when he gets fired after his employer sees this crap, trust me they check. I know someone who has been fired for far less ofensive stuff that was posted on myspace. I am not saying he will get fired just that you have to be careful now a days. and BTW it is not suppossed to be a good thing to be on this site, it means that at least one person thinks you are a freak.
February 3rd, 2010
Luanne
WELL DANG IT.. AT LEAST HE’ S HONEST!!!! LOL
February 3rd, 2010
Luanne
SHOOOT I WANNA BUY MY HUSBAND THAT SHIRT!!! THAT’S WHAT MOST MEN ARE ABOUT..!!!
February 3rd, 2010
sasha
When the girls at the end of the bar are looking at him and laughing he thinks they’re attracted to him! These kind of guys have no clue. As a woman I’m happy when the real jerks come with signs so you don’t waste your time on them.
February 3rd, 2010
Jeremy
Nothing says loving from your cousin like that shirt, and a case of beer.
February 3rd, 2010
Marcelo
I’ll bet you $5 he’s still a virgin, and lives in his mom’s basement!
February 3rd, 2010
Sabrina
haha thats because thats the only time he can get it is when hes drunk!!!!!
February 3rd, 2010
Shoe
Kentucky where the men are men and the goats are SCARED
February 3rd, 2010
Sarah
Whooa-ooo, you don’t have a prayer.
So touch my hand
And I’ll mace you, I swear.
Oooh-oh, you don’t have a prayer…
February 3rd, 2010
Marcelo
After sex, his lucky parter asks: “How was it?” To which he replies: “It was great, but my butthole is gonna be sore!!!”
February 3rd, 2010
Marcelo
i meant partner!
February 3rd, 2010
jenna
too bad he doesn’t have his girl on his arm… only the beer… but miller lite hardly counts as beer. at least he thinks he’s having a good time
February 3rd, 2010
bleach
Well, to each their own… but honestly, I really didn’t need to know that
February 4th, 2010
stykz
maybe it shows my redneck nature, but i like that shirt and i would totally wear it… <3
February 4th, 2010
The Nurse
Crap. This looks like my BIL!
February 4th, 2010
Cgraham
Dang it! I was going to have one of these printed up for my ex but he beat me to it. Hard to keep ahead of fashion these days.
February 4th, 2010
Crystol
When I first seen this I thought that looks our old Walmart! Then I scrolled down and it said Kentucky!! Yep has to be Cynthiana!!!!!
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Now if I could find a willing partner, my hands wouldn’t be so sore all the time.
February 2nd, 2010
My head is suddenly filled with the sound of banjos. I’m not sure why.
February 2nd, 2010
Probably celebrating his new job at WM
February 2nd, 2010
Those Kentucky Wal-Mart shoppers have class! (Some of them anyway)
But not this one…
February 2nd, 2010
Welcome to Kentucky people!
February 2nd, 2010
you like to drink beer and …. goats?
February 2nd, 2010
aw geez, & he’s comin right at us, too…
February 2nd, 2010
I think we might need alittle more beer to take one for the team…lol
February 2nd, 2010
on the back, “My sister!”
February 2nd, 2010
LMFAO!! As a matter of fact I do too
February 2nd, 2010
Just a walkin along, with my beer and my dong, I like shwackin on my pecker with both hands. Catchy new Xmas tune for him.
February 2nd, 2010
Some people are all class.
February 2nd, 2010
No He’s not half way there.. He’s all the way there Its plain to see hes has beer (Success) and well if you can make the brand out, thats where he got (Fuc*ed)
February 2nd, 2010
Quality, not quantity…. oh wait, thats Miller Lite you are carrying, I meant, Quantity and NOT quality
February 2nd, 2010
Well that’s a keeper right there. My God, what woman could turn that down? Notice all the ladies lining up behind him.
February 2nd, 2010
How nice that his hat matches his case of beer.
February 2nd, 2010
Now where did I leave my damn horse?
February 2nd, 2010
Off to the farm!
February 2nd, 2010
Me too. Unfortunately, getting the beer is the easy part
February 2nd, 2010
with those kickass camo pants, I think there’s a lucky skank somewhere in Kentucky tonight.
February 2nd, 2010
Can tell this guy is from Kentucky…LOL
February 2nd, 2010
Livin on a prayer
February 2nd, 2010
Come on everyone… At least his hat & his 12 pack match!
February 2nd, 2010
WOW, his Mom must be so proud.
February 2nd, 2010
I hope that camera person is okay. because with his shirt saying that and the beer in his hand, you know whats next. And he is walking straight toward the person LOL
February 2nd, 2010
Hey, at least he’s honest.
February 2nd, 2010
Well, with an intellect like that I’m sure he doesn’t have a job and has time for both. Getting both is his problem.
February 2nd, 2010
really? i like to randomly thin out the gene pool by gunning the engine and mowing down idiots who wear moronic tee shirts in public
February 2nd, 2010
You may not think much of him now, but wait until he shows all those fine WM ladies how he can open a beer bottle with his teeth. That’s what reels them in
February 2nd, 2010
Just the kind of guy every girl dreams of. NOT.
February 2nd, 2010
i bet he goes through so much lotion his hands have never had a calous or rough spot on them.
oh what am i saying? you know a guy with this much class is “doing” a different,,,,er hand every night. (yuck)
February 2nd, 2010
Too bad only one of which he does consensually……and that involves the case in his hand…
February 2nd, 2010
1..2..3.. NOT IT!
February 2nd, 2010
His I love Midget Porn shirt must have been dirty.
February 2nd, 2010
“Got the beer, now to the petting zoo!”
February 2nd, 2010
Too stupid and arrogant… he actually thinks it’s cool to wear that shirt!
He feels great! Sort of macho-like…
February 2nd, 2010
I bet he doesn’t even bother to kick the beer cans off the bare mattress on the floor before the night of “romance” commences. Lucky girl, indeed.
February 2nd, 2010
isn’t that what we ALL like? no need to advertise it on a shirt…..
February 2nd, 2010
Well good luck there stud! We all know your out trolling the parking lot for takers because your Pinto A.K.A “The Shaggin Wagon” is parked out back behind the store.
February 2nd, 2010
I see the beer in his hand and i see a fuck-tard on the streets…check and check
February 2nd, 2010
i love it when people where these type shirts. i mean serious did this guy wake up and look at this shirt an say to himself “hell yeah chicks are gonna love this?” but the only thing he probably fucks would be a choice between his right or left hand
February 2nd, 2010
Back Of The Shirt Says “ANYTHING,ANYPLACE”
February 2nd, 2010
Hes got the beer, and we all know his perfect mate is sitting by the pool at the trailer park as we speak. Give him a break, hillbillies need love too!! lol
February 2nd, 2010
That shirt is classy with a “K!”
February 2nd, 2010
His shirt just sys what every man is thinking! At least he’s honest!
February 2nd, 2010
A little bit of optimism is a good thing. That much is a sign of insanity, sorry.
February 2nd, 2010
what a lovely sentiment… hallmark should put that on a valentines day card!
February 2nd, 2010
he is wearing a Miller Lite hat AND buying Miller Lite? Oh no! Dont be THAT guy!
February 2nd, 2010
Too bad my sister has her period….
February 2nd, 2010
The beer is in his left hand, so I guess he has date with his right hand tonight.
February 2nd, 2010
The sun is blocking out the last word… “sheep”.
February 2nd, 2010
He needs to meet up with the Between the Gush lady in the purple shorts
February 2nd, 2010
You know hes going to a party with prob all guys. I would hate to be his friend at that party…ha
February 2nd, 2010
@ Bamadoc
Excellent post, but he could also be on his way to see his sister. It is Kentucky.
February 2nd, 2010
He whacks it so often in the shower, he gets a woody every time it rains
February 2nd, 2010
Being that it’s Kentucky, I bet the back of the shirt says ‘FARM ANIMALS”!
February 2nd, 2010
Don’t laugh, this will be a hit single for Nelly!
February 2nd, 2010
He’s like the pied piper, pretty soon all the children with fetal alcohol syndrome will be skipping along behind him.
February 2nd, 2010
His shirt is just sayin’ what we’re all thinking….
February 2nd, 2010
….farm animals
February 2nd, 2010
Now we all know that guys who are getting some don’t have to advertise to get it, soooooooo, what does that tell you about this Walmart-bum?
February 2nd, 2010
Oh yeah, you really got my motor runnin’, uh-huh yeah
February 2nd, 2010
holy crap, is that Ed Norton? i knew he was a beer drinking nympho!
February 2nd, 2010
Yay! People like this make me *so* glad that I taught my preschooler to read.
February 2nd, 2010
He’s a man,
A man with a PLAN!
February 2nd, 2010
I, for one, appreciate that he is going all out in trying to keep his fine Kentucky thoroughbred form by drinking the less filling, lower calorie “Lite” beer. Beneath that timeless classic of a shirt resides the sinewy musculature of a quarter horse.
Either that or he looks more like a LOAF of bread with the musculature results of too many quarter POUNDERS. It’s anyone’s guess: camo, you know.
February 2nd, 2010
With free advertising like that, who needs personal ads? And people say guys aren’t honest anymore!
February 2nd, 2010
…Mama! Now, sis, don’t be jealous. Y’all KNOWS I love yas both the same!
February 2nd, 2010
This would only be better if his buddy was walking next to him sporting a shirt that said “I’m with stupid ▬►”
February 2nd, 2010
Simultaneously?…He must be gettin’ real lookers if he needs his beer goggles to function.
This guy needs to be b*tch slapped for wearing that shirt in public.
February 2nd, 2010
What? That’s nothing for Walmart. In fact, that is one of the more upstanding Walmart customers.
February 2nd, 2010
I’m sure this is what bon jovi had in mind, half way there, this guy is def living on a prayer…
February 2nd, 2010
And he does both all by himself
February 2nd, 2010
DO NOT make eye contact with this individual.
February 2nd, 2010
Well, he’s not living on a prayer… but rather on that government unemployment check…
February 2nd, 2010
YA, it’s my family bar///uh ya and most people in this town are related!
February 2nd, 2010
Hell yeah!! gonna get some tonight!! put on my favorite shirt!! ran by Wal-Mart picked up my beer for the BYOB party at “Cletus”s Farm Animals for Hire”!! yep, all my dreams are gonna come true!!!
February 2nd, 2010
There should be a sign at the door: No shirt, no shoes, acting like an idiot, no service
February 2nd, 2010
I see he’s got his Viagra in a box – nothing in his path is safe – 1998 called, and they dont want any of it back
February 2nd, 2010
Boy do I feel sorry for his cousin tonight
February 2nd, 2010
I wonder if there’s any guys in North America who doesn’t like to do at least one of those things.
February 2nd, 2010
I’ll take one for the team. He looks pretty darn good to me!
February 2nd, 2010
If he has a roofie we are set!
February 2nd, 2010
I LIKE TO DRINK VODKA AND SLAM STUPID, BALDING, CLASSLESS, REDNECK, HILLBILLY GUYS.. BUT YOU WON’T SEE THAT ON MY T-SHIRT!!
February 2nd, 2010
yOU MIGHT DRINK MORE THAN THE OTHER UNLESS YOU FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
He’s going to have to fly solo on that second part. He doesn’t have anywhere NEAR enough beer to entice someone to f*ck him.
February 2nd, 2010
He likes to drink fuck?
February 2nd, 2010
What swagger he has!! Yuck.
February 2nd, 2010
10 bucks says he posts a craig’s list casual encounters posting complete with a picture of his golf-tee penis
February 2nd, 2010
i bet he’s bad at both!!
February 2nd, 2010
You stay classy Kentucky
February 2nd, 2010
Honestly, wearing this shirt to a frat party or to your local bar is one thing, but CHILDREN are always present at Walmart during the day. Does this guy not have any sense of decency whatsoever?
They should arm the door greeters with cans of spray paint so that when morons wearing shirts like this try to get in, they can paint over the dirty words and protect the innocents inside.
February 2nd, 2010
Oh that’s so great it’s hard to find anything wrong with it!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Unfortunantley, the only one he’s tried is the beer.
February 2nd, 2010
im not too big on the drinkin beer part…..
February 2nd, 2010
I’ve heard you get hairy palms from masturbating. Judging by the hair on his chin he must be double jointed.
February 2nd, 2010
With his mentality he will probably get miss blueberry shorts as a girlfriend.
February 2nd, 2010
People in h*ll like ice water, too.
February 2nd, 2010
The picture made me snicker a little as the I thought the shirt was funny, and it was from Kentucky added a little more humor…..Meh at best.
UNTIL…..I read the “gals” comments on our friend here…..I laughed SO hard…
STEPH, BLAIR, TMI, JODI…….hysterical!
“golf tee penis..” oh god …..that is awesome!
February 2nd, 2010
What a delightful young man. The kind of guy you want to bring home to mom.
February 2nd, 2010
What the Fuck did you people expect? I like to Drink Beer and talk about my feelings?
February 2nd, 2010
Back of shirt: “And I’m just about out of beer”
February 2nd, 2010
Staged…
The photo is taken head on where eye contact is made with the subject, but at a distance far enough away in which it is not a stranger posing for the photo.
Funny shirt though.
February 2nd, 2010
ewwww!!!!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Alright Valley Station Wal-Mart! Stay classy South end!
February 2nd, 2010
Half way? No–he’s already got the beer; the f*ck is years and years away. He has to wait for his mother to get out of jail again.
February 2nd, 2010
LOL!! Excellent caption!! I guess I’ll have to volunteer
February 2nd, 2010
Wouldn’t a person think about the appropriatness of wearing a shirt like that into a public place. I mean seriously, what goes through his mind when he gets up and decided to wear that particular shirt to wal-mart. Advertising?
February 2nd, 2010
Well, he’s got the beer…..
February 2nd, 2010
Wow…fail for Miller Light marketing
February 2nd, 2010
He knows his role in society: Town DB.
February 2nd, 2010
I’d do him! He looks rather cute.
He can drink his beer while I fuck him. 
February 2nd, 2010
Dang, he has Miller Lite too…..
February 2nd, 2010
ya know, i bet that dude has slapped his monkey so many time’s in the out house that ever time he smell’s “”do-do” he get’s a lil woody !!!
February 2nd, 2010
I just want to know why so many ppl can buy beer at Walmart…..it is a common theme on PoWM
February 2nd, 2010
Now Guys, don’t you wish women wore t-shirts like this??
February 2nd, 2010
Making Valley Station Proud since 1980!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Empty beer bottles make for strange bed fellows
February 2nd, 2010
Have some pride, jackass. Wear it at home with your buddies who think it’s funny. In public that is appalling.
February 2nd, 2010
So many Americans are traveling down the devil’s path… SAD……
We make fun of people of faith, and accept behavior like the poor soul above…. What is wrong with this picture??? I am far from being a religious fanatic, but just some decent morals, and better yet “CLASS” is what most Americans need….. I guess I am old school, but it makes you wonder who raised this guy to turn out like he has….. pathetic!
February 2nd, 2010
Well, I guess when he walks into a party and has that shirt on at least the hot women know who to avoid. I really wonder how many of us women out there will look at this dude and say “Ohhh my now that man is a catch and he makes his intentions known” I say this amount zero, zero, zero!!
February 2nd, 2010
I don’t think there’s enough beer in Kentucky to get me to play on his team!!!
February 2nd, 2010
Good luck with that, Sir!
February 2nd, 2010
Unfortunately, there’s no “parental control setting” to keep your children from reading garbage on T shirts, and I’ve seen worse.
February 2nd, 2010
…and I bet his hand falls asleep during sex…
February 2nd, 2010
@ STERLING…..
You said….
“So many Americans are traveling down the devil’s path… SAD……”
It is a t-shirt, he is wearing a t-shirt. It is a dumb descision to wear, but “the devil’s path..?” Common man, lay off the holy water……it has ate hole in your ability to think rationaly.
February 2nd, 2010
What a coincidence! Me too!
See, if everyone would just display this stuff on their shirts like this, we wouldn’t have to bother with nonsense like flirting and pickup lines and rejection – we could just go up and say “I see you like to drink beer and fuck. Me, I like to drink Jack Daniels and fuck. Clearly we’re compatible. Let’s get a room.”
February 2nd, 2010
Kentucky…where the men are drunk and the livestock are nervous…
February 2nd, 2010
…after sex he asked his girlfriend how she liked it…she responded, Not baaah’d”…
February 2nd, 2010
Why would someone wear a shirt like that out in public??!! WTF??!! What a hillbilly! He’s probably got a bottle of moonshine in his pick em up truck to wash down the Miller Lite!
February 2nd, 2010
he doesn’t have enough beer… in fact Wal Mart doesn’t even have enough beer to make that offer seem appealing to me!
February 2nd, 2010
Relax folks, they’re just filming a new beer commercial for the Super Bowl.
February 2nd, 2010
He likes to do both at the family reunion
February 2nd, 2010
well, one out of two aint bad…
February 2nd, 2010
In order to f**k I have to give a lot of ladies a lot of beer, it helps if I slip this here roofie in too.
February 2nd, 2010
He’s like the big welcome visitors sign for Kentucky!
February 2nd, 2010
I’m guessing his hand is gonna be getting a lot of action tonight
February 2nd, 2010
Ah, but for which (?) team is he ‘playing’?
February 2nd, 2010
Hope he gives the sheep a beer first too and a reach around later.
February 2nd, 2010
I wonder if that dumbass wears that shirt when he visits his parents? Really wouldn’t surprise me.
February 2nd, 2010
HAHAHA THATS MY HUSBAND!!! that is my husband! Chris!! I got him that shirt on my trip to Nashville,TN!!! he is gonna LHAO!!
February 2nd, 2010
I think he is an Ohioan…Kentuckians drink Budweiser.
February 2nd, 2010
He wants to be noticed by wearing a shirt like that, so why is there a bar over his eyes? The state of Kentucky would like to see the face of the skid mark in its’ collective shorts!
February 2nd, 2010
The subliminal message of this t-shirt is “I need to get you drunk so you don’t notice my small penis.”
February 2nd, 2010
I bet if WalMart sold clever T-shirts like this one, we wouldn’t see nearly as many shirtless Joes lurking in the aisles.
February 2nd, 2010
Ya know…….I do custom screenprinting for a living. I wonder how much money I could make if I started printing shirts like that?
February 3rd, 2010
Notice it’s just him and his beer. All alone. At Wal-Mart. Nobody to do it with. But the beer, and his empty right hand.
February 3rd, 2010
I guess his I love john deer and inbreeding shirt was in the laundry!
February 3rd, 2010
What’s missing from the shirt?- the “My Sister ” after the last word- Oh wait that would would be illegal in the other 49 states.
February 3rd, 2010
can anyone say coyote ugly? he has to get the woman drunk and then when she comes to she has to chew her arm off to get away.
February 3rd, 2010
If he has to advertise he is probably not getting any.
February 3rd, 2010
Somebody’s on his way to meet his “Sister-Cousin!”
February 3rd, 2010
Wait a minute! I don’t remember there being a camera near by. At least they got my good side.
February 3rd, 2010
Hmmm I wonder why he is all by himself?
February 3rd, 2010
What a horrible choice in beer…
February 3rd, 2010
Wow, that shirt must make his mother so proud…
February 3rd, 2010
I am so tired of these nasty, offensive shirts and the skanks who wear them. It is no longer safe to take your child or your mother to wal-mart. The bottom line is that I dont have an option not to see this crap but you have an option not to wear it. DO THESE PPL NOT HAVE MOTHERS, DAUGHTERS OR WIVES. This just prooves that wal-mart does not care about its customers or it would not allow this trash in stores. This kind of thing is not okay, there are plenty of shirts that do not have tacky and gross not to mention offensive things all over them. It is so sad that ppl are not more outraged by this shit . THIS IS NOT OKAY AND EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
February 3rd, 2010
@his wife, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? what kind of wife buys this trash for her husband? You should be ashamed, i can’t begin to imagine how many elderly woman and small children saw this crap. I am sure that those moms just loved having to explain what “fuck” means to their kids and why it is okay to for that man to wear it but i cant say it mommy. Your husband should have to explain that to these kids. I was just wondering what kind of wife this guy would have. and now we all know. I would never buy my husband this trash and dont know why anyone would. I wonder if you have children? I wonder if you as a mom would freak out if your little girl saw this on some random guy at wal-mart. wouldnt that make you feel bad and how do you feel knowing that some small child saw this that you bought on ur husband. GROSS!
February 3rd, 2010
i just find it so funny that this guys wife is laughing and thinks it is so great that her husband is on here wearing the shirt she bought him. I am going to be having a big laugh when he gets fired after his employer sees this crap, trust me they check. I know someone who has been fired for far less ofensive stuff that was posted on myspace. I am not saying he will get fired just that you have to be careful now a days. and BTW it is not suppossed to be a good thing to be on this site, it means that at least one person thinks you are a freak.
February 3rd, 2010
WELL DANG IT.. AT LEAST HE’ S HONEST!!!! LOL
February 3rd, 2010
SHOOOT I WANNA BUY MY HUSBAND THAT SHIRT!!! THAT’S WHAT MOST MEN ARE ABOUT..!!!
February 3rd, 2010
When the girls at the end of the bar are looking at him and laughing he thinks they’re attracted to him! These kind of guys have no clue. As a woman I’m happy when the real jerks come with signs so you don’t waste your time on them.
February 3rd, 2010
Nothing says loving from your cousin like that shirt, and a case of beer.
February 3rd, 2010
I’ll bet you $5 he’s still a virgin, and lives in his mom’s basement!
February 3rd, 2010
haha thats because thats the only time he can get it is when hes drunk!!!!!
February 3rd, 2010
Kentucky where the men are men and the goats are SCARED
February 3rd, 2010
Whooa-ooo, you don’t have a prayer.
So touch my hand
And I’ll mace you, I swear.
Oooh-oh, you don’t have a prayer…
February 3rd, 2010
After sex, his lucky parter asks: “How was it?” To which he replies: “It was great, but my butthole is gonna be sore!!!”
February 3rd, 2010
i meant partner!
February 3rd, 2010
too bad he doesn’t have his girl on his arm… only the beer… but miller lite hardly counts as beer. at least he thinks he’s having a good time
February 3rd, 2010
Well, to each their own… but honestly, I really didn’t need to know that
February 4th, 2010
maybe it shows my redneck nature, but i like that shirt and i would totally wear it… <3
February 4th, 2010
Crap. This looks like my BIL!
February 4th, 2010
Dang it! I was going to have one of these printed up for my ex but he beat me to it. Hard to keep ahead of fashion these days.
February 4th, 2010
When I first seen this I thought that looks our old Walmart! Then I scrolled down and it said Kentucky!! Yep has to be Cynthiana!!!!!
February 4th, 2010
on the back of cletus`s shirt it says “my sister” lol
February 4th, 2010
i hate shirts like that, some are crude but not to bad, but geez
February 4th, 2010
Call me crazy, but I don’t see this one making Budweiser’s “Real Men Of Genius” campaign…
February 4th, 2010
YEAH, SAY IT LOUD – SAY IT PROUD BROTHER! WHOOO!!! YOU’RE A MAN!!
A very…VERY…lonely man.
February 4th, 2010
I think this is my ex husband …… tasteless shirts and advertising for sex would be right up his alley THE JERK
February 4th, 2010
Only in Kentucky.
February 4th, 2010
I hope his sisters can run faster than him.
Kentucky foreplay:
“Y’all scream for Dad this time, I’ll flip ya over and stick it in the other side”
February 4th, 2010
Oh man, I give that guy points for honesty! I’d like to buy that shirt for a certain guy i know…
February 5th, 2010
Sadley, that is my exboyfriend….and this is priceless and why i left him
February 5th, 2010
OMG is that Kevin Love?
February 5th, 2010
The question is who?
February 6th, 2010
Fortunately he has the beer in hand…
February 7th, 2010
I don’t know if subconsciously saw the license plate or if i just knew by the way this fella carries himself that he is from Kentucky.
February 7th, 2010
Aw, the best he every had was when his finger when through the toilet paper!
February 8th, 2010
Ha this guy looks like my Dad’s friend. Freakkyyyyyy!!!
February 9th, 2010
That’s a call for help if I ever saw one! He’s pleading…not advertising. “Someone PLEASE help!”
February 15th, 2010
The man is nothing if not consistent. His horrid hat matches the hideous beer. He is exceedingly brand loayl.
February 15th, 2010
…and probably does neither one well.
February 16th, 2010
I like that he’s carrying a case of beer While wearing the shirt!
He’s 1 for 2!
February 21st, 2010
Sad thing is I know this person LOL
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March 26th, 2010
You like to drink beer and fuck… What?
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April 16th, 2010
Just awesome. Good onya brother.
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May 4th, 2010
I think a more appropriate rock song title could arguably be ‘Run to the Hills’
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May 17th, 2010
This is at the Dixie Highway Wal-Mart too… the most redneck end of Louisville KY
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June 14th, 2010
LOL! Major points for honesty!
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