February 8th, 2010
Home Where You Make It
I feel like I’ve seen this guy in every useless news interview ever made, just jabbering some inaudible rubbish.
Mississippi
I feel like I’ve seen this guy in every useless news interview ever made, just jabbering some inaudible rubbish.
Mississippi
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“self checkout, Imma make you squeal like a piggy….. mhmm”
February 8th, 2010
Yeah, I get it… You like to see homos naked.
February 8th, 2010
WTF no socks?
February 8th, 2010
Larry Bird, of the Celtics, never looked so good, yum, yum yummy!
February 8th, 2010
Oh hey, it’s that guy. I almost didn’t recognize him without a tornado-ravaged trailer park behind him.
February 8th, 2010
$5 says he has boobs.
February 8th, 2010
He almost has a woman’s body but the face isn’t
February 8th, 2010
Was HE a She?
February 8th, 2010
Keds on someone going that bald, hell he looks like Khan from Star Trek. FAIL
February 8th, 2010
$10.00 says it’s a woman
February 8th, 2010
Thanks for not posting the pic of him bending down to pick up his bag.
February 8th, 2010
“I punched in all the right buttons, now where is my prize? “
February 8th, 2010
I’m impressed that he can use the self checkout, hopefully he bought some clothes that fit
February 8th, 2010
Wow…
February 8th, 2010
The hobos that can afford hookers apparently kill them and take their clothes now.
February 8th, 2010
some people take extra pride in their ability to dress themselves
February 8th, 2010
Yeah, but at least he’s wearing Chucks!!!
February 8th, 2010
A Neanderthal’s attempt at fitting in…?????
February 8th, 2010
he’s wearing a belly shirt.
This guy has styleeeee!!
February 8th, 2010
This show sucks. Could ya’ll put on some Hee Haw?
February 8th, 2010
Sportin’ the Chuck Taylor All-Stars…nice!
February 8th, 2010
George Carlin is back.
February 8th, 2010
An alien lost on a planet far, far from home.
February 8th, 2010
I guess he’ll remember not to wash in hot water next time.
February 8th, 2010
That lady needs to shave – legs, face, head…
February 8th, 2010
I seen this guy in a movie with another dude named Cheech.
February 8th, 2010
Someone needs to stop getting dressed in the dark, I think he found his grand-daughters closet on accident.
February 8th, 2010
$5 says he has seen his sisters boobs.
February 8th, 2010
Joe Dirt: The Later Years
February 8th, 2010
America’s Next Top Model
February 8th, 2010
Must have stolen those clothes from the litte boys he has in the back of his van
February 8th, 2010
What? You like to see homos naked?
February 8th, 2010
i wouldn’t even look that good in those shorts
February 8th, 2010
20 bucks says he has no teeth
February 8th, 2010
“You like to see homos naked? Oh. *Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn’t help me.*”
February 8th, 2010
$10 says that’s moonshine makings in that bag….
February 8th, 2010
You like to see homos naked?
February 8th, 2010
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February 8th, 2010
Uh… isn’t it a little cold for short shorts and a white t-shirt (his body looks like a woman’s)
February 8th, 2010
Sir, please tell us again how you fought the gator that lived in your septic tank.
February 8th, 2010
A But-his-face!
February 8th, 2010
Before his death, Waylon Jennings try to mount a comeback by doing covers of Britney Spears’ songs. Of course, Waylon tried to get the “feel” of the songs “Outlaw style”, but he didn’t quite get it…
February 8th, 2010
OMG, he’s wearing a bra. When he turns around I’ll bet he’s a double D.
February 8th, 2010
looks like one of the cavemen off of the geico commercials… except a drag queen version
February 8th, 2010
Rod Stewart looks like crap…
February 8th, 2010
Hummmm….taters…..fried taters-n-mustard.
February 8th, 2010
I love the profile of this guy, “he” is in a catatonic stupor glancing at the computer screen….he probably thinks he is playing space invaders.
(one of the first video games from the mid 1970’s)
February 8th, 2010
is that a baby doll tee? i didnt know they made these for men
February 8th, 2010
No buddy, it’s not a xerox machine. You can’t use it to take a picture of your face for a fake driver’s license.
February 8th, 2010
i dont mean to insult chong but from behind from the top off the head to torso looks like chong…but chong dont dress like this from waste down??wtf!?
February 8th, 2010
I just threw up in my mouth alittle bit!! EWW!!!!
February 8th, 2010
This guy makes me ashamed to be a Mississippian. It’s colder than a well digger’s ass here, and he’s stupid enough to go out like that. Nice.
February 8th, 2010
I think he puts up a fake Detour Sign on the “main road” to lure teenagers into the woods, then kills them, (eats them), and takes their clothes.
February 8th, 2010
Old people’s legs are not pretty. Yo, old people, DO NOT WEAR SHORTS IN PUBLIC. Those of you responsible for old people do not let them out in public wearing shorts!!!!!!
February 8th, 2010
Home is where you make it. You like to see homo’s naked?
February 8th, 2010
Holy Sh!t it’s Gollum!
February 8th, 2010
I suppose he’s not afraid of his balls hanging out of those short shorts.
February 8th, 2010
hope he picked up some “neer” to go with those short shorts
February 8th, 2010
“Self checkout” is the only time he’s EVER been checked out in his life!
February 8th, 2010
How do they shrink those cashiers down so small, to get in this here machine……..(scratches his head, and then his ass)
February 8th, 2010
Are his shoes on the wrong feet?
February 8th, 2010
Seriously, I saw a teenage version of this guy last week, in those same exact shorts!! This pic should of said “Who wears short shorts? He wears short shorts!!”
February 8th, 2010
So easy even a caveman could do it.
February 8th, 2010
$!0 says he’s been trying to figure out how to work that thing for at least five minutes.
February 8th, 2010
3 women’s t-shirts, large
2 pairs of orange label Levis, size 14
1 wicker basket
3-pk Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion
1 50′ nylon rope, orange
1 Simplicity® Ladies’ Wet Suit sewing pattern
1 25′ Better Garden’s hose, green
2 boxes Milkbone treats
Yep, ready to head back out to the van and get home.
February 8th, 2010
Where did my banjo go?OHWEE I done did left it at the campfire! HEHAW! Bought me some beans in a can to roast arooound the hobo campfire!
February 8th, 2010
What’s with the “Daisy Dude” shorts?
February 8th, 2010
It’s Tim Tebow, I recognize the Jorts.
February 8th, 2010
Maybe his wife trashed his clothes so he had to wear hers!
February 8th, 2010
teeheehee wrote:
“$5 says he has seen his sisters boobs.”
I say, $10 says ha has touched his sister’s boobs!
(but didn’t know what they were. Thought he was picking up space alien communication channels.)
February 8th, 2010
Damn! Is that a tramp stamp under that baby doll tee? Or is that a shadow? He’s hot!
February 8th, 2010
@ Silent but Violent… Do you think most people will get that comment?
February 8th, 2010
look at that bum with them dazee dukes on…
February 8th, 2010
Is it just me, or does he look like the paint huffer dude, with the yellow paint on his face?
February 8th, 2010
@ NEJ
Re: your question to Silent but Violent: who would NOT get that comment? LOL!
February 8th, 2010
He’s got legs! He knows how to use them!!!!!!!
February 8th, 2010
“Aw crap, I done put a bunch of quarters in this thing, & still no PacMan?!?”
February 8th, 2010
Whoa I thought that was a chick at first glance! I don’t think there are enough “Hail Mary’s” on the planet to cover this one.
February 9th, 2010
nice bootie chokers
February 9th, 2010
It’s okay, he had Subway for lunch!
February 9th, 2010
Thats George Carlin…!!!! You should have Stopped him ….
February 9th, 2010
Perfect Fitted Clothes. I am surprised to see “No Socks”. Excellent use of his Legs.
February 9th, 2010
Riff Raff?
February 9th, 2010
If he had an extra 80 pounds on his frame he’d look just like my uncle, oh isn’t that scary to think.
February 9th, 2010
havent seen him on the news but i swear ive seen those shorts on some “juniors girls” rack at the mall
February 9th, 2010
Lieutenant Dangle retired RENO 911
February 9th, 2010
Photo not taken from his good side. And not in his best attire. I live in this guy’s town. I see this guy 2-3 times a week. What is really nice is when he is in his Tinkerbell shirt with short shorts (yes folks, the shorts get shorter) sitting on the floor of Wal Mart in front of the magazine rack with his drink on the floor next to him, and he is reading all of the teen magazines. We have nicknamed him Tinkerbell.
February 9th, 2010
Perfect title to this picture. “Home where you make it.” I’m not even sure most people got it.
February 9th, 2010
I’m 70% positive that’s Dad!
(putting a paper bag over my head)
February 9th, 2010
“…I was driving my van down this deserted road when it suddenly stopped…and then there was these bright lights all around…and these two little green guys took me up inside their spaceship…and then they stuck an anal probe up me…after we all smoked a cigarette they let me go…”
February 9th, 2010
good thing you didn’t let this walk out the door before the picture
February 9th, 2010
Bubba was doing a little shopping while he waited to find out if the Bank inside the Wal-Mart was going to approval his home improvement loan…he wanted to buy new hubcabs for his house…
February 9th, 2010
Billy Ralph stayed one step ahead of the “Sex Offender Locator” websites by driving his house to a new zip code every other week…
February 9th, 2010
Can you dress like a fifth grader?
February 9th, 2010
Panty hose are how much – but I don’t want to put that tube top back.
February 9th, 2010
So you like to see homos naked “Joe Dirt reference”(no offense)
February 10th, 2010
Nice jorts.
February 10th, 2010
I swear that’s the homeless guy that pees his pants on Aqua Teen Hunger Force..
February 10th, 2010
@TeeHeeHee and Ecuadoriana : $20 says he has children with his sister and possibly his mother……..
February 10th, 2010
I AM NEVER GOING TO WAL MART AGAIN
February 10th, 2010
Let me guess….he lost all his clothing in the trailer park fire and his big-hearted 13 yr-old girlfriend lent him some clothes till he could afford to buy new??
February 10th, 2010
uhhh dude this guy could be mistaken for charles manson
February 10th, 2010
A “Never Nude”!!!! Arrested Development Rocks!!!
February 10th, 2010
A “Never Nude”!!! Arrested Development Rocks!!!
February 10th, 2010
Bringing sexy back…..!
February 11th, 2010
Billy-Bob Thornton has really let himself go – I used to think he was hot!
February 11th, 2010
Jorts are bad! Jorts are bad! Jorts are bad!
February 12th, 2010
Please tell me his not from biloxi,ms!!!!!
February 12th, 2010
wow thats amazing only in mississppi
February 14th, 2010
Is that Tommy Chong?
February 14th, 2010
WHY IS MY UNCLE AT WALMART?!
February 14th, 2010
Nice shorts freak!!!!!!!!!!!
February 14th, 2010
fuck u! i love that shit
February 15th, 2010
Ah yes, him.
As “Ben Dover” said above, he’s quite fond of his Tinkerbell shirts. He buys his clothing from the girls section of the childrens department.
This morning I encountered him as I was heading into work. He was walking down the service road near Walmart, having a loud argument with himself about vegetarianism.
February 15th, 2010
That’s Leslie from Austin! ;]]
February 21st, 2010
who wheres short shorts he wheres short shorts…………… very scary
February 22nd, 2010
It puts the lotion on the skin!
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March 1st, 2010
Isn’t that the same guy that wanders around town dressed like a woman (Park Ave?)
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March 13th, 2010
Thats from my hometown,Greenwood. That guy flipped shit on me in the shoe store down the road.
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May 26th, 2010
Dude that is Greenwood,ms Walmart… and everyone in greenwood has seen this guy.. lol he wears a tinkerbell shirt 1/2 the time..
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June 22nd, 2010
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