February 9th, 2010
Cat Scratch Fever
I appreciate the effort in trying to add some flare to your matching grey sweats combo, but it was probably better without the port holes and the stringy fringe balls that a cat wouldn’t even play with.
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I appreciate the effort in trying to add some flare to your matching grey sweats combo, but it was probably better without the port holes and the stringy fringe balls that a cat wouldn’t even play with.
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What you don’t know is that it didn’t come that way. She just burst the poor shirt once she put it on.
February 9th, 2010
I feel bad for her shirt, I’d be trying to tear myself away from her body too!
February 9th, 2010
Damn, Pocahontas really let herself go!
February 9th, 2010
darlin..love that big booty
February 9th, 2010
It’s like a big fluffy slutty cloud.
February 9th, 2010
Instead of looking for a new pair of sandals, maybe you should be looking for a shirt. Try XXXL!!!
February 9th, 2010
Look at those feet.
February 9th, 2010
OMG! Some wild animal attacked that woman, shredded her shirt, then threw it in the dryer on high to shrink it 3 sizes too small!!!
February 9th, 2010
Things are just busting out all over here.
February 9th, 2010
too close to fat…..meltefd
February 9th, 2010
Maybe she is coming back to normal after her Hulk transformation.
February 9th, 2010
Id suggest that she spend her money on a new shirt rather than shoes…but hell,what do i know
February 9th, 2010
It’s kind of like when Bruce Banner turns into the Incredible Hulk and his clothes rip and tear into shreds.
February 9th, 2010
Ever wonder what a baby made from The michelin man, the incredible hulk, and a hershey’s chocolate bar would look like? Ya, me neither.
February 9th, 2010
Oh good Lord, what the hell have you people been feeding this poor girl???? She needs new friends with good food and activity. Help us Obama!!!!!!!!!!
February 9th, 2010
It is just almost unbelievable that these overweight people in skimpy clothes think that they really look good!
February 9th, 2010
apparently the staypuff marshmallow man costume wasnt holding up to the stress she was placing upon it
February 9th, 2010
She needs to get to the “Just My Size” department for a consulation!
February 9th, 2010
I’ve seen Silverbacks in the Congo with less back than that.
February 9th, 2010
Hey look it’s that native princess” Porkahontis”
February 9th, 2010
1984 called. Its begging you to burn that shirt.
February 9th, 2010
HULK SMASH!
February 9th, 2010
do you think size challenged people can wipe their own butts?
February 9th, 2010
man in the aisle – “I’ll just wait right here and pretend to look at shoes, until its safe to pass”
February 9th, 2010
Those CANKLES…cannot unsee.
February 9th, 2010
Does she really need shoes to sit on a couch and eat the junk food she bought with her food stamps?
February 9th, 2010
Hey, I have a shirt that looks just like that. It didn’t start out that way, though. I hit a pothole while riding my bike and got tossed down a rocky hillside. Tore the hell out of that shirt. Maybe the same thing happened to her.
February 9th, 2010
In this case, they need to use “flair” instead of “flare.” …Just sayin’.
February 9th, 2010
i like that she is buying shoes, to go with her outfit…to take to whatever party requires three types of liquor (see cart). let the festivities can begin.
February 9th, 2010
you’d have to have a fever to want to scratch any part of that thing!!
February 9th, 2010
Why the hell do fat women wear tight revealing clothes??? Coming from a fat person-no one wants to see our flesh because it’s FAT! Cover the shit up you STUPID STUPID WOMEN!!!!!
February 9th, 2010
You know our tax dollars paid for that
February 9th, 2010
Holy crap! It looks like Jabba the Hutt trying to escape from a folded parachute!
February 9th, 2010
Shaniqua mad. Shaniqua smash.
February 9th, 2010
I would NOT hit it!
February 9th, 2010
you americans are fucking slobs…..
February 9th, 2010
“Flare” should be “flair.” Just a note of reference.
February 9th, 2010
HULK SMASH!
February 9th, 2010
HULK GET MAD WHEN UNABLE TO FIND RHINESTONE SANDALS IN WIDE WIDTH!!!
February 9th, 2010
ITS ROTINA THE ROTUND LOOKING FOR ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AND SHOES…. AND I CAN HEAR OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN IN THE BACKGROUND SINGING “LETS GET PHYSICAL” PHYSICAL I WANNA GET PHYSICAL”
February 9th, 2010
She looks at people who are fully covered in clothes that fit and swears she will never wear anything that tacky!
February 9th, 2010
That oval is supposed to be a circle.
February 9th, 2010
No other way to put it:
That’s just fucking GROSS!!
February 9th, 2010
at least her pants didnt burst too or we would have a crisis
thousands of kids with permanent scars and growing up to be serial killers
February 9th, 2010
Why would they sell winter boots with sandels next to them. What season is it?
February 9th, 2010
At least most of it is covered up. but I must say the shirt is too tight.
February 9th, 2010
the shirt finally couldnt take it anymore
February 9th, 2010
Please let that be a tramp stamp and not her asscrack…please oh please.
February 9th, 2010
“Canadian
you americans are fucking slobs…..”
Goddammit, Canadian, stop making us look stupid. I know we consider it the most grevious insult to be compared to Americans, but face it: we’re all pretty much the same.
You might want to apologize for that before someone digs up all the submissions from Canada on POW.
February 9th, 2010
Cat mistook it for a large scratching post.
February 9th, 2010
The 80’s called, they want their shirt back…………..so they can burn it.
February 9th, 2010
I feel bad for her! Look at her feet; she obviously has diabetes and doesn’t know it yet :/
February 10th, 2010
@CANADIAN & @CANADUCK,
There’s this awesome song called “The War of 1812″. It’s by a Canadian band called “Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie” (yeah, Google them). One of the lyrics – which is my favorite part – is “The Americans ran so fast they forgot to take their culture.”
So yes, Canadian and American culture are pretty much identical. And if CANADIAN still doesn’t get it, America is a BIG, HUGE country. As an Alaskan I have more in common with people from Siberia than I do with Americans from the Lower 48. British Columbians have more in common with Americans from Washington State than they do with Ontarians. Really. Get a grip.
February 10th, 2010
I DON’T THINK IT’S EVEN ABOUT WHAT SIZE THAT OUTFIT IS…IT WOULD STILL BE UGLY AND OUT OF STYLE ON ANYONE.
February 10th, 2010
I guess there are just some things that cotton won’t stretch over.
February 10th, 2010
style, you say? the most stylish thing about this photo is the unmanned shopping cart that appears to be trying to roll away as part of a desperate getaway. run, poor walmart buggy, run i tell you!!1
February 10th, 2010
Looks like a big ass cake with icing drippin off it…(.what’s with the port hole in the back?)
February 10th, 2010
Red beans & rice didn’t miss her
February 10th, 2010
“do you thing this shirt makes me look skinny” “sure fat rolles always make people look skinny”
February 10th, 2010
Are there any styles for women her size? I don’t think so.
February 10th, 2010
That whole aisle smells like fried food and farts.
By the way, I’m from Toronto, and there’s no shortage of slobs ’round here. Canadians are just like Americans, only colder. Anything you say about Americans is true about Canadians. I, for one, love ‘em. All of ‘em. We’re cousins, for fuck’s sakes.
February 10th, 2010
“Do you have the Esprit Clamdiggers in a size 18EEEEE?”
February 10th, 2010
she’s looking for cake in those boots.
February 10th, 2010
Where’s Steve Irwin when you really need him?
February 10th, 2010
Busted, dripping can of biscuits. Oh yummy.
@Canadian, I couldn’t agree more. And I’m an American.
February 10th, 2010
OMGWTFBBQ? Looks like JAWS spat that out in disgust!
February 10th, 2010
hmm…must be from Canada
February 10th, 2010
Do people not look at themselves in the mirror before they go out anymore??!!! She could not possibly think she looks good! OMG! I would be ashamed of myself if I went out of the house looking like that! Hell, I won’t even go out of the house without makeup on!
February 10th, 2010
I think that she is looking of the wrong thing here. She should look for the Shirt instead of the shoes.
February 10th, 2010
her own personal airbags blowing itself up in there
February 10th, 2010
I thinks she’s fine. I’d just …do something different with the pants. They make her butt heiny look flat.
February 10th, 2010
Maybe it’s just me, but it drives me crazy to see people wear shoes that thier feet hang off the back. Go up a size! It’s just a shoe!
February 10th, 2010
Where is her trunk?
February 10th, 2010
Wow — Couture by Edward Scissorhands!
February 10th, 2010
Some of you people are just nasty and mean. She may not have money for nice cloths, she may not have much sense of style but at least MOST OF ITS COVERED UP! I think this picture is not funny – more like people with nothing else better to do than make fun of poor people who aren’t just like PATHETIC YOU!
February 10th, 2010
i think michelle obammie let her self go, now she’s trying to set example for the over weight school kid’s ??? she should check out her fat ass first..
February 10th, 2010
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canaduck,,,,,,,,,,, get a grip,this person is not a american,,,,,,,, she’s a “”african”"” that’s the country of choice,and i do believe canada has a lot of “”african’s”"” so let’s not start on each other’s country,you’d lose,,,, promise
February 10th, 2010
I bet she has a helluva good story to tell about how she survived a shark attack.
February 10th, 2010
“I’m ’bout to bust a move”
February 10th, 2010
at least she eats dental crunch, and from the size of that ass a lot of it
February 10th, 2010
At least the pants aren’t shredded/ haven’t burst to match… yet.
February 10th, 2010
this is why black woman can’t get white men!!!!!!!!!
February 10th, 2010
While driving to the store, the kids in the back seat were driving her crazy, so she Hulk’d out and her shirt got torn to shreds.
February 10th, 2010
@Robi:
Just because YOU don’t know any white men who are dating black women, don’t let your ignorance make you look like a fool.
There are PLENTY of white men who are dating some FINE sisters.
Maybe you need to get out more.
February 10th, 2010
bMMMNNNNN, Jennifer Beales tasted good! Bring me the
bangles…..
February 10th, 2010
c’mon folks…don’t you think there can be a female HULK?????
February 10th, 2010
Eww she needs to wear something that fits lol :]
February 10th, 2010
She looks like a snowball that rolled in poop.
February 10th, 2010
Look at how her feet change color at the bottom. Doesn’t it remind you of a chimps feet?
February 10th, 2010
Bless her heart, she just has no clue.
February 10th, 2010
Cute rain boots!
February 10th, 2010
did you check out her cart? looks like a party to me
February 10th, 2010
sure we may be slobs, but at least were not Canadian
February 10th, 2010
It’s Pocahantas after she returned from being the HULK & her shirt getting ripped to shreds & her shoes bursting apart.
February 10th, 2010
It looks like someones cart full of biscuits just exploded…..run for your life.
February 11th, 2010
Fuck… People are stupid
February 11th, 2010
What you fail to realize is that she’s the she-hulk. That was a standard t-shirt before she got angry and fat.
February 11th, 2010
Her shirt is trying to escape. Even it knows it looks bad!
February 11th, 2010
What sweats? Looks like capris and a terrible shirt to me.
February 11th, 2010
That poor shirt was no match for this lady. If it weren’t four sizes too small, maybe it wouldn’t have ripped in so many places.
February 12th, 2010
It’s spelled “flair” you imbecile -
February 12th, 2010
I have one of those shirts! My friend made it for me at her Mormon summer camp. The only difference is that I’m 120 lbs… so it kind of makes me wonder why this 300 lb woman thinks we wear the same size.
February 12th, 2010
hmmm… kinda looks like Jaws tried to chew a piece of chocolate flavored gum… WITH THE WRAPPER STILL ON… then the poor bastard came to his senses and spit the bitch out…
February 14th, 2010
I am not as concerned with her shirt, because that’s hopeless.. But look at the damage she’s doing to those flops on her feet. She can’t even get her foot rolls to fit on them! That’s disgusting! Buy some wide width flops!
February 14th, 2010
Can anyone say Kankles???
February 14th, 2010
I’m just waiting for her to revert back to Bruce Banner.
February 15th, 2010
obviously she really needs to take care of her self better, I am referring to her feet. . .she could be diabetic.
now the shirt. . it would look better (same with the pants) if they were black.
speaking as a fat chick, white doesn’t look good when you have a lot of love handles everywhere….
February 15th, 2010
she didn’t actually cut the shirt, it shredded when she morphed into the “Incredible Bulk”
February 16th, 2010
See…… that’s what you get when you try and fool your cat – trying to pass off weed as cat nip – shame, shame.
February 18th, 2010
the hole in the middle highlights her back titty cleavage. So sexy…
February 20th, 2010
looks like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese….
February 20th, 2010
What? Can’t afford the entire shirt?
February 23rd, 2010
portholes = one word
February 25th, 2010
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