February 10th, 2010
Sharp Dressed Man
FYI, when your beard is long enough that you have to move it out of your way so you don’t pee on it is the international sign that you need a shave.
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FYI, when your beard is long enough that you have to move it out of your way so you don’t pee on it is the international sign that you need a shave.
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Built in leash for the ol lady!
February 10th, 2010
He looks like Leo from That 70’s Show
February 10th, 2010
Your beard should never be longer than your noodle.
February 10th, 2010
“Duuude…” Ok, there’s a REASON they call it dope!
February 10th, 2010
KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 10th, 2010
His beard is actually a full functioning jump rope…
February 10th, 2010
he looks a little like Cheech Marin
February 10th, 2010
EW!!!!!!!!!! Why are those ladies touching it?!
February 10th, 2010
To be honest, I’m more worried about the two girls in the picture.
February 10th, 2010
Nasty..i wouldnt be touching it
February 10th, 2010
God Damn hippies!
February 10th, 2010
Fine looking All American family right there!!
February 10th, 2010
That is just NASTY!!!! Those are some major side burns. I mean kudos to you for being able to show a high level of commitment, but next time try showing it to HYGIENE!!!
February 10th, 2010
This is what you find under rocks
February 10th, 2010
Tethers for the Chikas!
February 10th, 2010
always a bad sign when a man goes through more shampoo than me. might make for a good game of tug of war….
February 10th, 2010
they could get about 4 charokee tampons out of that beard
February 10th, 2010
ey man can i get a hit of that?
February 10th, 2010
the Soggy Bottom Boys have really let themselves go!
February 10th, 2010
I’m pretty sure he pees on it anyway.
February 10th, 2010
i thought john lennon died
February 10th, 2010
Tommy Chong is up in smoke!
February 10th, 2010
who in this picture is the f’d up person of POWM? I cannot tell.
February 10th, 2010
At least his girl won’t need toilet paper..
February 10th, 2010
He reminds me of Dukes from Semi-Pro
February 10th, 2010
yah.. that’s pretty messed up beard but not like those birds are better lookers anyway. Look like couple of used wet dirty slappers.
February 10th, 2010
Ya but look at the HOs that are attracted to it. Scum bags
February 10th, 2010
The awesome deer sweater is the real star of this photo.
February 10th, 2010
So what. Dude has long hair and a beard. Oh know! Stop the presses!…… Grow up ppl. This site really sucks now. Are you people living in the 1930s or something? You know how many guys have long hair and beards??? It’s nothing new. Get over it. And how do you know that he’s “not clean”? Nothing in that pictures gives me that impression at all. He could be a lot cleaner than you or I. Just because he has long hair doesn’t make him a dirty person. You conformists make me sick.
February 10th, 2010
They’s all keyed up for the hoot-nanny later…….
February 10th, 2010
More people who are shamelessly proud to have their picture taken for no other reason than the fact that they look absolute absurd! Undoubtedly they, like so many before them, are seeking their fifteen minutes of fame on PoW!
I hope when and if my fifteen minutes comes it will be on a grander scale than being ridiculed by millions on the internet…
February 10th, 2010
Think of all the money he saves on ties.
February 10th, 2010
Maggie done blew a gasket writing her comment~lol!!!
February 10th, 2010
well she got a good hold on him
February 10th, 2010
Shave and a hair cut–2 bits!!!
February 10th, 2010
Who needs anal beads when you got this beard
February 10th, 2010
Nobody likes anything today. Must be the moon!
February 10th, 2010
YES by the hair of my Chinny Chin Chin……
February 10th, 2010
WTF is wrong with people!
February 10th, 2010
Maybe he’s going for the American Rasputin look? And you KNOW the ladies loved Rasputin!
February 10th, 2010
I’d like to wipe my ass with his beard
February 10th, 2010
Wow. maggie is a dumb bitch
February 10th, 2010
Where’s Cheech?
February 10th, 2010
Does that woman serioiusly have a piece of his hair IN HER MOUTH!?!?!?!?!?!!!
GAG!!!!
February 10th, 2010
At least it’s a man.
February 10th, 2010
I wish I could grow a beard like that! I’m actually jealous….
February 10th, 2010
All joking aside, you know homeboy here has got to have the BEST weed!
I’ll bet him and his crew could teach some of us some new party tricks.
February 10th, 2010
There is one thing for sure , they dont look like zzTop maybe if they all shave, take a bath, and get their self together, Who knows who might be hiding under all that hair and dirt!
February 10th, 2010
Wow I’ll bet that took a long time to grow. Not exactly what I would want on my husbands face but hey if your happy with it then congratulations
February 10th, 2010
Wonder if the chick on the left gets it stuck in her lip ring.
February 10th, 2010
That person looks like they’re SMELLING that hair. Gross.
February 10th, 2010
Re: Maggie– Thank you for opening my eyes to the fact that I have been nothing but a conforming sheep all these years because I and the rest of the world say “Oh no” instead of “Oh know”! I don’t care how clean he looks, I “no” there is “know” way I’d ever touch a stranger’s beard and/or put said beard hair up to my mouth. Maybe that’s something they did back in the ’30s, but “know” amount of holier than thou diatribes from a woman who actually took the time to become a fan of this site, click the link to view the picture, read through all the comments, and decide that she would drop some “nowledge” on us uneducated, boorish, trolls and in the process, make the world a better place. That or you are just jealous that no one asks if they can take pictures of your beard and sideburns when you are shopping at Wal-Mart. My bet is on the latter. Yes or “know”?
February 10th, 2010
maybe they are mormans
February 10th, 2010
he looks like Leo from That 70’s show..only bigger.
February 10th, 2010
test
February 10th, 2010
Those are two UGLY women with him.
February 10th, 2010
This week in Wal-marche` fashion weekly – “Beard pigtails”
For men and women
February 10th, 2010
poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed..
then one day he was shootin’ at sum food..
up from the ground came a bubblin crude…
February 10th, 2010
Grose! All three of the them. Bleh..
February 10th, 2010
What…Billy Gibbons can’t go shopping?
February 10th, 2010
Hope whatever’s living in that mess doesn’t fall out and land on the produce!
February 10th, 2010
Looks like the next “Wife Swap” Contestants…
February 10th, 2010
look up..Elvis Costello King of America….Dead Ringer…looks too much the same
February 10th, 2010
I bet this dude has been stoned since the 3rd grade.
February 10th, 2010
That ’stash is in serious need of wax. Maybe theb he won’t need 2 people to hold it up.
February 10th, 2010
I think I see a nest in there.
February 10th, 2010
Yeah, conformists…(best South Park Goth-kid voice) —>
@ Maggie
So what. Dude has long hair and a beard. Oh know! Stop the presses!…… Grow up ppl. This site really sucks now. Are you people living in the 1930s or something? You know how many guys have long hair and beards??? It’s nothing new. Get over it. And how do you know that he’s “not clean”? Nothing in that pictures gives me that impression at all. He could be a lot cleaner than you or I. Just because he has long hair doesn’t make him a dirty person. You conformists make me sick.
February 10th, 2010
Yes!!! It’s a TP beard!!
February 10th, 2010
Uh, excuse me, I’m looking for a bedazzler…
February 10th, 2010
They look like cool people to me. Bikers, maybe. and I’ve never known a biker who wouldn’t do anything to help another person in need (they get a bad rap due to television shows depicting them as horrible people…but probably 99 % of the time, it’s not true). I’d hang with these three, no problem, and probably have a BLAST, too!
He probably ties his beard like that so it doesn’t flop in the wind. lol.
…and ps, people. You all are being seriously judgmental, saying they’re dirty. How the hell can you tell that from a photo? What is this? A scratch n snfff pic? >:-)
February 10th, 2010
lmfao @ bedazzler.
February 10th, 2010
Now THAT is a work in progress!
February 10th, 2010
Why am I the only one who thinks he looks like John Lennon?
February 10th, 2010
He looks dirty. Life long minimum wager!
February 10th, 2010
ZZ Top = Cool (still)
This = YIKES (always)
February 10th, 2010
I’m more skeeved out that people are touching it!!!! Gross….
February 10th, 2010
I havent seen a good pair of Lennon glasses in a long time. This guy is a living/breathing historical classic!
February 10th, 2010
I bet hes got a few hits of acid hidden in that thing
February 10th, 2010
@ JACKUH…..
BRAVO!!!!!!
February 10th, 2010
Despite these folks looking a little haggard, they look like fun loving people. Certainly not ugly as some you have stated. Different yes, ugly no.
February 10th, 2010
I’m really surprised he hasn’t lit it on fire while cooking his meth.
February 10th, 2010
It’s a fuze. Light it, light it!!!
February 10th, 2010
ugly in a different way
February 10th, 2010
Maybe he’s trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records with the worlds longest beard?
February 10th, 2010
Maybe he’s trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the man with the longest beard. You never know….
February 10th, 2010
bettin this is a group from ohio,,,,, but,he look’s like left over from the 60’s,,,,,,,,,, love the look,and i bet they dont give a “”"cluck”"” what we think !!!!
February 10th, 2010
OMG!!! This is just too funny!!! LOL!!!
February 10th, 2010
I think that’s Jeff “Skunk” Baxter from the Doobie Brothers! SERIOUSLY!!!!
February 10th, 2010
Rapunzel eat your heart out! yee haw!!!
February 10th, 2010
The girl on the left with the lip ring is nastier than the old hippie. He’s just left over from the 60’s. She’s plain ugly.
February 10th, 2010
to B.A++++++++
Hey, looked up “Skunk” Baxter….uncanny how much this guy looks like Skunk 30 years ago……Wonder if he can play guitar!!!!??? BUT Skunk now consulting in Washington in MIssle defense and has aged gracefully yet noticibly…
Good call tho!
February 10th, 2010
Brad Pitt can almost do that with his beard. I wonder if that’s his goal.
February 10th, 2010
Im not sure he’s not the sexiest one in that photo…
February 10th, 2010
To Dixie, thanx 4 the info. If this dude plays guitar wouldn’t be interesting if he also plays SLIDE?
February 10th, 2010
The turkey with the biggest beard, is worth more!
And,
Whatever is going on, he’s got 2 pretty girls hanging on him, and even I don’t have that!
February 11th, 2010
This guy has a really kind, laid back look about his eyes. You know that look you get from having a joint for breakfast….then lunch…then afternoon snack…then dinner…then…oh hell, you get the idea!
The ladies are just getting a buzz from sniffing on his beard!
February 11th, 2010
He’s one of those weird cult gurus. He’s even got a harem traveling with him.
February 11th, 2010
Jeez, those girls are FUGLY. they should be featuring on this page more than the dude with the beard. at least he is likely getting laid, whereas those two dogs can’t even pick up guys on the street corner at night.
February 11th, 2010
i actually know this guy. he’s wicked nice. he’s currently in a beard-off with another guy i know… lol.. he wants to trim but *shrug*
February 11th, 2010
CAPTAIN CAVEMANNNNNNNNN. NOW IF HE COULD JUST PULL THAT CLUB OUT OF HIS BEARD
February 11th, 2010
To both women in the picture…what if he forgot to move his beard when he peed? That means you’re rubbing that all over your face while making stupid ugly faces. Ew.
February 11th, 2010
I hate to tell you people this, but this dude’s beard is far cooler than any of you will ever be.
February 11th, 2010
I’m not sure if this guy knows the difference between “laughing with” and “laughing at”.
And Maggie, some people just go for the easy cheap shot, it’s called a lack of imagination.
Having said that, the beard itself doesn’t make me laugh, it’s the huge amount of rubber bands in it. Yuk!
February 11th, 2010
daddy/daughter issues?
February 11th, 2010
Remember parents, it is VERY important to be a good role model to your kids.
February 11th, 2010
LEO MAN!!! where ya been???
February 11th, 2010
Does it bother anyone else that the girl on the right has taken part of his hair to pretend she has a mustache?
February 11th, 2010
That one ugly bitch has a staple through her lip, it looks dumb. Beard dude is too stoned to be messing around with razors…
February 11th, 2010
I know the guy in the photo because … he’s me! I started to ask POWM to remove the photo, then figured, “what’s the point … this is what I look like and thousands of people see me every day.” This photo can offer all of us a lesson in stereotyping. My goatee and chops are no less clean than any other hair that is shampooed and combed daily. And I don’t forget about it during “nature calls” any more than you forget to unbuckle your belt. And no, I don’t own a motorcycle. I don’t even know how to ride one if I did. With regard to the “minimum wage” comment, I made over $100K last year. Really. That’s what happens when you publish papers and pull a 4.0 in graduate school. I could buy a fleet of Harleys if I wanted them – especially with today’s depressed prices. Instead, I’ve donated thousands to the Nature Conservancy to help protect our remaining natural heritage. I have never smoked a joint, or even a cigarette. Ever. Not even once. I have 25 years with the same employer, and have received exceptional service awards in 17 of those years. And as far as “15 minutes of fame” goes, I’ll be presenting at a national conference in Orlando, Florida from June 7 – 10 if you’re interested in attending. Just Google search on “PCOP Conference 2010” for information. Oh, and the deer shirt is available from Cabelas.com for $34.99. The item number is UK-902149 if you want to save some time. I really am a nice guy, but not quite the person you would expect. I need to run for now so I can work on my National Park Service research permit annual report. In the meantime, keep on sending in the (somewhat inaccurate) comments. I’m really enjoying myself reading them!
February 11th, 2010
I was thinking that looked like Jeff “Skunk” Baxter too..
February 12th, 2010
hey acondo, it would’ve been easier to have said, tommy chong. idiot.
February 12th, 2010
A feral carney!
Boy am I impressed!
February 12th, 2010
White people are some fcked up muthas!
If I looked half that bad they would call 911
February 12th, 2010
He is actually a part of a pretty famous juggling/circus act with like 3-4 other guys (they might all be brothers). ive seen them perform a few times on TV but cant remember their name. and yes im serious.
February 13th, 2010
Most of the responders here are a bunch of a$$clowns. Nothing wrong with the picture that I can see. What a person chooses to grow on his face is none of your business. Get over it! As a fellow “beardo,” I will say that most bearded men keep their beard clean! A beard is made up of hair, and hair is shampooable. And most bearded men pay closer attention to hygiene than some of the people without facial hair. Get off the dude’s case and clean up your own act!
February 13th, 2010
The Flying Karamazov Brothers
if its not him, it looks exactly like him
they were even on Sinfield once
February 13th, 2010
We understand, oh very smart stereotyped bearded dude. The beard is actually not the problem. It’s the dorkiness you exude. It screams of spending too much time in academia land and not enough in the real world. People will laugh and judge, not caring how much you make or how many theses you’ve written. If you honestly don’t care then you wouldn’t have bothered responding. We are all judged by our appearances, which is why it’s nice to leave the house looking composed to a degree accepted by society. This goes for everyone, not excluding the rich, the educated, or the conservationist. You can rock a gnarly beard without looking like a weirdo, you know.
February 15th, 2010
does the person with the ear gauged holes have a belphegor beanie on?
February 18th, 2010
Maybe he is part goat. You know goats pee on the long hair on their chins to attract the females. Looks to me he won 2 over!
February 19th, 2010
I think this might be the Athens, OHio Walmart
February 19th, 2010
Thats grosssss
February 20th, 2010
Sweet beard dude! Is that chick wearing a Belphegor beanie?
February 20th, 2010
well fuck my nugget.. never seen a beard before.
the person who posted this picture… don’t waste my time with posting pictures of normal people. get out there and look for something exceptional you lazy fucking retard.
February 24th, 2010
@OTIS: Let’s make fun of people who can read and write.. hehe.
kill yourself.
February 24th, 2010
Holy shit, nice hat girl on the right
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