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Maybe she just has so many deep thoughts that it was a necessity to have some sweet chin hair to stroke while she contemplates those things.

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  1. Whoa

    She would fit into the Beatles quite well

    February 10th, 2010

  2. Dray

    its called a razor…invest in one

    February 10th, 2010

  3. TyrNight

    HOLY SHIT! Whata Beard!!!!

    February 10th, 2010

  4. Kelly

    She could have given that outfit some more thought.

    February 10th, 2010

  5. Hoobasta

    Do you think with the fabric in her cart she’ll be making another MooMoo?

    February 10th, 2010

  6. I-Khia

    Wow… I can’t imagine letting that go but props for not giving a @#$% what people think!

    February 10th, 2010

  7. bigb

    seriously….has she ever heard of a razor and s.cream???? so gross

    February 10th, 2010

  8. leftfieldpitcher

    Are we sure that’s really a woman and not just a really ugly fat dude?

    February 10th, 2010

  9. me now

    Not by the hair of my Chinny Chin Chin

    February 10th, 2010

  10. ANN :)

    i wonder if its like the circus where oneside looks like a man and the otherside of her face is a hot lady?

    February 10th, 2010

  11. dave

    my parents had a couch with that same pattern in the 70’s

    February 10th, 2010

  12. Renee

    I don’t want t sound mean, but don’t you think that would scare her grandchildren????

    February 10th, 2010

  13. stacy shelton

    oh my gosh! come on ladies! stop being lazy and pluck them chin hairs when they are manageable, or you will end up looking like this lady here…get your braiding tools out! this is so sad…..”i’m so lazy i not only am so fat i can’t walk, but i am also growing so much chin hair i’m starting to look like a man”…..not cool…not cool at all!!

    February 10th, 2010

  14. A

    Aw, leave her alone already. She came there to shop, not get hassled by people who have nothing better to do but poke fun at people who look different from them. Didn’t we all drop that in middle school? Apparently not. Sheesh.

    February 10th, 2010

  15. focksnsox

    Not by the Hair on my…..

    February 10th, 2010

  16. tron

    confucious say, she with beard get love from goat

    February 10th, 2010

  17. The Nurse

    I know not everyone is “into” fashion and being stylish, but come on! Have some dignity. If you can’t shave because of some med you take, then pluck or wax that stuff. It will keep your hands busy. You might even lose a pound or two.

    February 10th, 2010

  18. me

    Would it look better? with a bow?

    February 10th, 2010

  19. THATS hOMER IN HIS MOO MOO

    February 10th, 2010

  20. arrarr

    “There’s a camera. l’ll give them a profile shot. It shows off my whiskers…”

    February 10th, 2010

  21. Joy

    Are you kidding me?? LOL… While you are at Walmart, buy some razors!! :)

    February 10th, 2010

  22. Nope

    It’s Barnum and Bailey’s “The Goat Lady”

    Besides, if your are to damn big to walk, you should not wear that bright ass outfit.

    February 10th, 2010

  23. I bet she has a third fist under there like Chuck Norris.

    February 10th, 2010

  24. Eamster

    HAHA when I first saw the picture I thought it was a man!!! Maybe it really is!?!

    February 10th, 2010

  25. Corey Bell

    No wedding ring.. hmm? I wonder why..

    February 10th, 2010

  26. Amy M

    Oh man, that’s the saddest thing I’ve seen yet on POWM.

    February 10th, 2010

  27. Tejas10

    Quick, call the Carnies!

    February 10th, 2010

  28. bethany

    She can grow a better beard than my dad!

    February 10th, 2010

  29. rekleese

    “when it gets cold I will simply knit the hairs on my chin into a scarf that will never fall off”

    February 10th, 2010

  30. sbentley

    Really? Maybe she is looking for the isle with the shavers to shave that nasty bush? Disgusting!

    February 10th, 2010

  31. rheanna

    NO MA’AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO MA’AM!

    February 10th, 2010

  32. Max

    @Renee: What grandchildren?

    February 10th, 2010

  33. aunica

    can you image what her bush must look like if she doesnt even take the time to groom the hair on her face?

    February 10th, 2010

  34. call me crazy

    please tell me that is photo shopped. yuck

    February 10th, 2010

  35. Karen

    Wow, the circus fat lady AND the bearded woman all rolled into one!

    February 10th, 2010

  36. Babs

    It’s the bearded woman in the flesh!

    February 10th, 2010

  37. cccgrandsons

    for how much hair is on her chin, wonder how much hair is on her legs?

    February 10th, 2010

  38. Heidi

    OMG is that Dr Fu Manchu??

    February 10th, 2010

  39. Dagmar311

    Those carts are for disabled shoppers. Fat is not a dissability

    February 10th, 2010

  40. tim

    i think she ate the 3 little piggies that could of got the hair off her chinny chin chin!

    February 10th, 2010

  41. Danny D

    Its Kimbo Slice’s mother

    February 10th, 2010

  42. Burned Retina

    The hospital ID bracelet is such a fashion accessory…it goes with everything.

    February 10th, 2010

  43. Liric

    I don’t know.. that could possibly be her hair and it just looks as though she has a beard. I’m unconvinced at this point… give me a straight on shot and you’ll have a believer out of me.

    February 10th, 2010

  44. K

    It looks like she has mirrors in the cart so it’s possible she/he never knew about that goatee beforehand!

    February 10th, 2010

  45. Jeez

    @ ME NOW
    Damnit. My thoughts exactly. GJ

    February 10th, 2010

  46. me

    uhh i think its her hair from her ponytail you idiots!!! duh. its just swept over on her other shoulder. dang talk about retarded people….

    February 10th, 2010

  47. Haha it a MuMu beard wearing lady!!

    February 10th, 2010

  48. Shark

    I thought that was Captain Lou Albano for a second!

    February 10th, 2010

  49. GB

    Is that a hospital ID band? Did she just get out after being treated for the heart attack brought on by being fatter than a hippo, just to stop in and use her food stamps for some sweet, sweet chocolate?

    February 10th, 2010

  50. bulwinkle

    I grow chin hair, HATE IT, all my friends and family know to shave me if I’m ever in a coma, I can not imagine not being vain enough to want to shave it!! No funny comments for this pic, It really isn’t funny.

    February 10th, 2010

  51. Guinastasia

    Da’hell?

    February 10th, 2010

  52. zander

    i think im gonna be sick

    February 10th, 2010

  53. lol That’s just too funny!!

    Makes you really wonder about certain people and how they can stand to live the way the do.

    I mean, come on people, show a little respect towards yourselves and keep your hygiene up. No reason to have that much hair on your chin especially if your a women.

    *sighs* Makes me very happy I run my business online and from home so I rarely have to encounter these folks lol

    February 10th, 2010

  54. Nancy

    Since she’s in Florida I’m thinking that she’s retired from some circus that was too cheap to have both a fat lady and a bearded lady so they combined the two!

    February 10th, 2010

  55. Lacey

    Come on give her a break! It’s winter people, it’s keeping her face warm.

    February 10th, 2010

  56. cc

    I THINK THAT HER HAIR FROM HER HEAD UNDER HER NECK, NOT HAIR ON HER CHIN!! SO COLD PEOPLE PICKING ON AN OLD LADY

    February 10th, 2010

  57. I really want to see a close up of that thing. You people need to bring a 10MP+ camera when hunting for Wal Creatures.

    February 10th, 2010

  58. F. W. Fleming

    George Clinton’s Mother?

    February 10th, 2010

  59. Liz

    I hate to ruin the fun.. but come on people!.. Look closer, it’s not chin hair, it’s her pony tail over her shoulder! Geez!

    February 10th, 2010

  60. Jenny

    I’m kinda hoping that it’s her hair wrapped around her neck from the angle she’s turned… but that wouldn’t be any fun, would it? o.o

    February 10th, 2010

  61. cindy

    i dont think its attached to her chin,,,shes looking back over her shoulder and its showing through from behind her and just looks like it is coming from her chin.

    February 10th, 2010

  62. linda

    I am surprised that nobody has told her about nair.

    February 10th, 2010

  63. Johnny5

    that gray chin strap sure bring out the color of that dress.

    February 10th, 2010

  64. Laney

    *shakes head* They’re called TWEEZERS, invest in some. They don’t cost much and anyone with a brain can pluck those suckers out. But to leave them sprouting there, getting longer and longer and longer . . . yuk! There are a lot of things that a woman might find difficult to control–like her weight, for instance–but plucking out big bristly hairs from her chin should be super easy! Why doesn’t she do it?

    February 10th, 2010

  65. jay

    Captain Lou Albano has some cool shades now.

    February 10th, 2010

  66. Doodles

    It’slooks to me that it’s the end of her pony tail slung over her shoulder! She turned and voila……facial hair. I don’t think she really has a beard!

    February 10th, 2010

  67. farkle

    …not by the hair on my chiny, chin, chin.

    February 10th, 2010

  68. Debbie

    Hmmmm…I can THINK of a few ways to remove that hair…razor, wax, and many others…but I think she’s gone way too far for tweezers. That’s how I remove those few that pop up on my face!

    February 10th, 2010

  69. WalMartSux

    THE FAT ASS

    in a motorized buggy. If she is going to be a worthless piece of lard, having a face full of whiskers is irrelevant.

    February 10th, 2010

  70. Hilary

    Don’t diss the chin hair! She’s growing it for Locks of Love!

    February 10th, 2010

  71. miss-J

    one word: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    February 10th, 2010

  72. She can grow a better goatee than me…

    Phil.

    February 10th, 2010

  73. Kansas City

    eww, I think is just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    February 10th, 2010

  74. Errrrka

    At what point does one throw out the tweezers and say, “Screw it, I’m growing a beard!”??

    February 10th, 2010

  75. me

    her hair looks darker on ends…

    February 10th, 2010

  76. bubbrubbbb

    So which is the curtains and which is the drapes on this…one?

    February 10th, 2010

  77. Justgotwicked

    It is clearly her ponytail wrapped around to the other side of her neck. Some of these are funny… but a possibly disabled person who is actually dressed normally and just looking for the item she wants… what is so effing funny about that? Really?

    February 10th, 2010

  78. Doctor Killjoy

    Hate to kill all the mockery….. and to some of you it won’t matter and you’ll still make fun of her…..but she’s wearing a hospital armband. Patients don’t get much “personal care” there. Sure it looks like its been growing for a helluva long time but she may have a metabolic reason–or worse–for hirsutism. Lastly, to the person who noted this person is “lazy”….hope you never get sick, overweight, or ugly…but there’s a 30% chance you’re at least one of the three. Keep making fun of the idiots who are usually posted here. She, to me, is an exception.

    February 10th, 2010

  79. Deb

    “GRANDMA…PA?”

    February 10th, 2010

  80. Seasons36

    NO!!!!!!!!! Shut the eff up! I don’t believe it. Gives me the willies thinking about it, nasty nasty nasty.

    February 10th, 2010

  81. hal2007

    :shock:

    February 10th, 2010

  82. Niloc

    I’ll bet she smells terrific.

    February 10th, 2010

  83. Bamadoc

    Aunt Ester, or Fred Sanford. You be the judge.

    February 10th, 2010

  84. Mixerman

    I dunno it could be a hair sweep from the side but the real treasure is the Beatle glasses ! Epic.

    February 10th, 2010

  85. rachel

    I don’t think that is real..it looks like the hair is growing out of the side of her face. anyone could easily photoshop this…hmmm…but if this is real…holy crap!

    February 10th, 2010

  86. Texan-In-Exile

    Wasn’t she in “Karate Kid”? “Wax on… wax off…”

    February 10th, 2010

  87. Jenzzz

    It’s her pony tail. Epic FAIL.

    February 10th, 2010

  88. beardy woman, rolling down the aisle
    (”pretty woman, walking down the street” didn’t fit as well)

    February 10th, 2010

  89. jeez

    gross

    February 10th, 2010

  90. asdf

    that is so fucked up, eewwwww asklfjlsa

    February 10th, 2010

  91. BULLZ

    oh come on – thats gotta be dude! and no it’s not Pat Merita from the karate kid

    February 10th, 2010

  92. Austin Powers

    It’s a man, man

    February 10th, 2010

  93. DebraW

    Oh come on!!!! No freaking Way!!!! That’s gotta be photoshopped, no one would do that…would they?

    February 10th, 2010

  94. sandy

    This is all so sad.

    February 10th, 2010

  95. JustMe

    Tired of a flat unmanagable beard? Try the new Mini Bumpit! Add volume and style like the rock stars you love and are!….Mini Bumpits, your chin hair will thank you!

    February 10th, 2010

  96. GOTTCHA!

    @ DR. KILLJOY…..

    You should rename yourself DR. ARMCHAIR. I knew once I saw her picture that there would be one of you types squeeling.

    February 10th, 2010

  97. Heather

    OMG!!! I saw her about a year ago in my local Wal Mart (Florida of course) When I first saw this site, I immediately thought of her… This is the real deal. No photoshopping here. Trust me…

    February 10th, 2010

  98. That is no woman…..that is Brad Pitt in disguise!!

    February 10th, 2010

  99. Jarod

    MOM!?!?!?!?

    February 10th, 2010

  100. KilJoy

    After studying the picture, that is NOT chin hair. Look close… It’s a VERY poor Photoshop job someone did. This pic is a phony.

    February 10th, 2010

  101. Zooki

    Dang! At first I was like “Why is this woman on this site? There’s nothing extra-ordinary about her” But then I really focused…And was immediately thrown back to the days when I was forced to sit on Great Great Grandma’s lap when I was 5 and even at that young age, was horrified at having her thick and grizzly beard hairs caressing my crown.

    February 10th, 2010

  102. JerseyinTX

    Here’s a thought, if her chin hairs look like that, what could possibly be growing under her arms?! Just food for thought.

    February 10th, 2010

  103. Ladysinger1

    I THINK it’s time for SOMEONE to invest in electrolysis!!! OH MY STARS!

    February 10th, 2010

  104. knuckler

    Some people will do ANYTHING to get on People of Wal-Mart!

    February 10th, 2010

  105. I’m sure y’all would hit it! Imagine what she could tickle with that chin hair.

    February 10th, 2010

  106. me

    I thought in hospitals they do shave you???? and bath you?…..she musta said don’t shave my Woman Chin Hair…so rare could sell on EBay

    February 10th, 2010

  107. me

    @Eat me I was Thinking that….but couldn’t say that

    February 10th, 2010

  108. big fuzz

    being fat is not a legitimate excuse for riding the handicapped carts.

    February 10th, 2010

  109. blinded by the site

    I know ladies can get a little lady fuzzy mustache or beard as they get older but HELL….shave that thing.

    February 10th, 2010

  110. Krista

    This is obvious….it is her hair in a pony tail or whatever over her shoulder! When she turned to look over her shoulder it made it look like a beard. Whatever though, keep making fun of something you think it is lol. Come on POWM you can do better than this!

    February 10th, 2010

  111. Jeff

    I am more disturbed by the elbow fat. She clearly had no mirror and could care less. Man talk about giving up

    February 10th, 2010

  112. JustMe

    If you’re going to post pictures like this, at least have the decency to blur the faces of the poor people.

    February 10th, 2010

  113. woolienaz

    That is just nasty…no excuse for something like that to happen…

    February 10th, 2010

  114. hrlh

    Sure its a she? it just might be a he

    February 10th, 2010

  115. MamaC

    No No No you guys have it all wrong. She is trying to beat the guy in the next pic out of his “Nasty A$$” title!!!

    February 10th, 2010

  116. MEG

    These pictures did not receive authorization from the person so they have been put on there illegally, stay tuned with youtube with a documentary on the Thinker.

    February 10th, 2010

  117. funny people...

    I think it’s funny how many people think they are phony-photo pros. It’s NOT shopped. And it’s NOT her ponytail. I HAVE SEEN THIS WOMAN IRL!!

    February 10th, 2010

  118. ZeoViolet

    For once I’m going to stick to the opposite line…

    …I deal with a number of women who have additional facial hair. I never comment. But sometimes I’ve heard them talk of it, and they say the reason why they don’t simply shave it off is because it grows back thicker, coarser, and darker and just makes the problem worse. They tried and it just led to greater embarrassment.

    Do you think ladies like this enjoy what they have to go through?

    February 10th, 2010

  119. She is just a Fa’afafine. Seriously…look it up on wikipedia. They exist! I saw a documentary on that show Taboo a while ago… maybe? But who knows she could also just be a true Wall Martian!!!!

    February 10th, 2010

  120. alyssa

    i don’t mean to crash the party, but is it possible that the “beard” is the end of her braid/ponytail and that it’s sitting on her shoulder? the way her head is turned, it might just look like a beard

    February 10th, 2010

  121. MEG

    stay tuned with youtube with a documentary on the Thinker.

    February 10th, 2010

  122. Kels

    Does the carpet match…the…er…valence?

    February 10th, 2010

  123. Speely

    No, I don’t think they enjoy it, but there are other methods that keep the hair away other than basic shaving! You don’t have to be wealthy to take care of yourself, you just have to be mindful of yourself and give a damn, which this lady(?) obviously doesn’t. I guess that’s her business, I can always look away and try not to puke.

    February 10th, 2010

  124. That is not a beard….it’s the hair piece of the Walmart employee she just ate!!!

    February 10th, 2010

  125. zeppienv

    Menopause is a bitch!

    February 10th, 2010

  126. FunnyGal

    “che che che CHIA”

    February 10th, 2010

  127. Ernie

    If she has that much hair on her chin – I’d hate to see what her vag looks like *shudder*

    February 10th, 2010

  128. Mary Sue

    You know, razors and waxing were invented for reason…

    February 10th, 2010

  129. mellowlandings

    It’s such a shame how Della Reese let herself go like that…

    February 10th, 2010

  130. Dan

    Anyone also catch the 3 fingers on the left hand. This has inbreeding written all over whatever it is.

    February 10th, 2010

  131. BOBAA-LOU!!

    OK some women have beards. Actually if all the women who have beards stopped doing anything about their “growing” problem, there would be so many bearded and mustached women around you wouldn’t believe it!
    There is no excuse for this unless some one has a mental problem. If a woman doesn’t want to “shave” she can use hair clippers to get the hair down to where she can use an electric razor and keep it with her for “touch ups” during the day.
    If a woman wants to grow her beard out fine. but don’t expect everyone isn’t going to stare and make comments.

    February 10th, 2010

  132. lo

    she stuffed a 20lb turkey up her folds of flab and is looking over her shoulder to make sure no one sees

    February 10th, 2010

  133. Dan S

    Maybe it would be a good idea to lower the mirror in her house. FOR GOD SAKES WOMAN!!

    February 10th, 2010

  134. Tartsonawire

    The poor woman most likely has some kind of medical condition, you insensitive morons. Sure hope it never happens to any of you.

    February 10th, 2010

  135. Well you guys, obviously, judging by the material in her cart, she is making a wedding dress. I take comfort in knowing that on her wedding day she will fix that chin hair nice… perhaps a little baby’s breath arrangement? I think she will be a beautiful blushing bride. And one of the few her age that can still REALLY wear white!!! I can almost hear it “Here comes the clown in her hoveround” of course with the traditional wedding march music. BEAUTIFUL!!!!

    February 10th, 2010

  136. Kathy

    I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever complain about having to constantly pluck out my chin hairs ever again.

    February 10th, 2010

  137. kiki

    Wow talk about letting yourself grow…. I mean go!

    February 10th, 2010

  138. Cowench

    Yet another dark photo where it’s nearly impossible to see what everyone is commenting on….. but from what I can make out, it does look like it’s just her ponytail hair, not a beard.

    February 10th, 2010

  139. jodi colpitts

    OH MY!

    February 10th, 2010

  140. Flea

    Wow.. you have got to be kidding me.

    Seriously?

    I mean, I’ve seen women with noticable hair on their chin before, but I’ve never seen THIS!

    February 10th, 2010

  141. Idiots

    It’s her pony tail idiots, not a beard. I know this lady and she is very nice. Also, your site says that you have to have permission to use someones picture and I can guarantee that you do not. This isn’t some dude in a dress or Willie the Pimp. This is a nice lady with a medical condition that happens to look like she has a beard due to bad angles. Like someone said earlier, epic fail, not POW material.

    February 10th, 2010

  142. Alliecat_71

    As if fate didn’t deal her a bad enough blow by giving a sweet ‘lil ol’ lady a beard, it has to look like pit hair, too?!

    February 10th, 2010

  143. Shadopilot

    Have a church bring you here from some loser island, get on welfare, grow to 350 lbs, get disability, go to Walmart and get electric cart, block lanes with your obese, smelly self. In that order.

    February 10th, 2010

  144. meghan

    @Liric: my boyfriend took this picture and it’s definitely a beard! we see her all the time there so i’ll try to get a front shot next time for ya!

    February 10th, 2010

  145. Sami

    This looks seriously photo-shopped. I expected better of POWM.

    February 10th, 2010

  146. Gusi

    Oh come on! It’s the end of her ponytail which she has around her neck!!!!

    February 10th, 2010

  147. I’m not even joking around when I say I can’t even grow my beard out that thick. I’m grossed out, but kinda jealous at the same time. It’s a weird feeling.

    February 10th, 2010

  148. @ GUSI -

    On second look, that could be it. Good eyes.

    February 10th, 2010

  149. SEAN

    god that facial hair is sick

    February 10th, 2010

  150. ZAK

    I’ve seen this lady before shes a Floridian.

    February 10th, 2010

  151. Kate

    Seriously folks, I look at these pictures and realize we are SO SERIOUSLY FAT in this country. Holy moly.

    February 10th, 2010

  152. myeyes

    DISGUSTING.. I dont know how people go out in public like that..ewwww

    February 10th, 2010

  153. dixiechik

    Medical condition or not, she certainly has enough ‘what with all’ to pull back her hair, organize her bags and drive that scooter cart…now explain to me why she does not cut that mess off her face!!!

    February 10th, 2010

  154. carrie

    unbelievable .

    February 10th, 2010

  155. Up North

    I could excuse the hair, but it’s the fat that bugs me. Get out of that cart and walk lady, you’ll lose a few pounds!

    February 10th, 2010

  156. professional doctor

    her left elbow is 5 months pregnant

    February 10th, 2010

  157. Hana

    For all the non-believers out there… haven’t you ever seen a woman with facial hair? Like six work at my local wal-mart, alone. Facial hair on a woman is the new boob job.

    February 10th, 2010

  158. Hana

    It’s clearly NOT a ponytail, folks… I think you may be in denial… that, my friends, has the unmistakeable curl of a beard.

    February 10th, 2010

  159. Teeko

    Enough with giving people an out by saying they have a medical condition. She may have a serious eating problem, or a hormonal imbalance but I will clobber the first person who says it’s not her fault she is so morbidly obese. It damn well is and it isn’t funny. She’s got a lot of company. No teasing fat people, but no giving them an excuse to be that way either.

    February 10th, 2010

  160. Elise

    maybe its a man in a moomoo.
    u cant really tell the difference with fat people.
    most of the time u can telll if its a girl if it has boobs but if theyre fat sometimes u cant really tell.

    February 10th, 2010

  161. Ashleigh

    I’m pretty sure that’s just the end of her braid that got stuck under her chin as she turned her head.

    February 10th, 2010

  162. Kore

    I am a woman, I have what I consider to be excess facial hair, and I wax. Waxing and shaving don’t make the hair thicker or darker, genetics and hormones do. Waxing can actually help your body hair become finer over time. My arm hair is much sparser since I started waxing regularly. But facial hair growth is governed mostly by androgen secretions and how sensitive you are to them. And you can’t change that.

    Sorry, I don’t mean to go off on a educational tangent, these are just things I wish that someone had told me when I was younger. I was so afraid to get waxed that I avoided doing it for years. Waxing barely hurts and it doesn’t change your hair growth. The worst thing about waxing is that you have to let the hair grow out enough that there is something for the wax to grab onto.

    If you have body hair that bothers you, take care of it! You’ll be glad you did.

    February 10th, 2010

  163. i think that is a really fat Man

    February 10th, 2010

  164. trouble

    damn!!! im 36 and i still cant grow a beard like that….thats messed up… seriously

    February 10th, 2010

  165. FAKE______FAKE———- FAKE,,, good try though, now leave the poor lady alone,she’s sick,,,, r has been,,,,,,,,

    February 10th, 2010

  166. oh yes, look how far down on the adams apple her “” beard”" is, no way jose this is real,,,,,,,,,,,,

    February 10th, 2010

  167. GOATHERDER

    Just so she doesn’t piss in her beard like our goats do….

    February 10th, 2010

  168. Unicorn Madness

    Mr. Miyagi got fat…

    February 10th, 2010

  169. kat

    I agree w/ the person who posted (many pics ago) that stores should require proof of disability to use the carts. Speaking as someone who must use a cart,due to a back problem, I sometimes have to wait until one is available. It’s aggravating when I see people playing around on them like they are bumper cars. It’s difficult to tell just by looking at someone whether they are disabled enuf to need a cart,however, sometimes, it is easy to tell who shouldn’t be abusing the privilege.
    About the hair- technology has reached the point that she could take care of that mess.

    February 10th, 2010

  170. Angela Plummer

    Looks like she gets her nails manicured, so why not just throw in a few extra bucks & let them wax off the “muff-diver” chin?

    February 10th, 2010

  171. That has to be one of the worst cases of estrogen dominance ever. This lady needs a wellness doctor. NOW.

    February 10th, 2010

  172. Tammy

    Seriously people! Take a closer look. She has long hair that is in a ponytail and it is coming around on her shoulder! Sorry, but this woman has no hair growing on her chin…..

    February 10th, 2010

  173. Dont worry about it

    dude thats prolly just her the hair on her head, she had it over her shoulder.

    February 10th, 2010

  174. willy rules

    Holy crap its Della Reese with a beard!

    February 10th, 2010

  175. threw up in my mouth

    I think I just found someone who’s too ugly to deserve living.

    February 10th, 2010

  176. Nairobi_Jones

    Rapunzel, Rapunzel…….

    February 10th, 2010

  177. WhutUp

    Wow. I guess when her husband called her his beard, he wasn’t kidding.

    February 10th, 2010

  178. I didnt know Captain Lou Albano was a cross dresser?

    February 10th, 2010

  179. emi

    its just her ponytail haha its on her shoulder so it looks like a beard
    i thought it was at first too haha but my brother pointed it out
    lets hope im right

    February 10th, 2010

  180. NOT ME

    NOT FAIR!! NOT FAIR!! I wanted to become the bearded lady in the circus!

    February 10th, 2010

  181. Kimmay

    Um it looks like its just her hair is on her shoulder and from that angle looks like a beard!

    February 10th, 2010

  182. Amanda

    Are we absolutely sure that is a lady?

    February 10th, 2010

  183. aly

    its her ponytail..

    February 10th, 2010

  184. Tara

    I don’t think that’s a beard. It appears to be just the tail end of her long hair coming over her shoulder.

    February 11th, 2010

  185. Michelle

    She’s probably on a hormonal medication. You really shouldn’t make fun of health problems, she’s obviously got some medical conditions.

    February 11th, 2010

  186. walmartgofer

    yet another example why we should ban the hawaian print

    February 11th, 2010

  187. Sarah M

    Mommy is that grandma or grandpa?

    February 11th, 2010

  188. dave

    Come on guys give the poor lady a break, Her arms are too big to hold up long enough to pluck her whiskers.

    February 11th, 2010

  189. Sarah M

    Who Dat!?

    February 11th, 2010

  190. holly

    That’s the ends of her hair or ponytail, over her shoulder. It isn’t even on her chin, it’s tucked under her neck where she turned her head.

    February 11th, 2010

  191. CS

    when u just really, really, really don’t care anymore

    February 11th, 2010

  192. FadedLY

    I don’t expect most people nowadays to have any understanding of anything beyond their own happy little worlds full of candy clouds and rainbows, but this woman may have a rare problem, and just not care what people think.

    There’s a rare condition called Polycystic Ovarian Disease that causes this. PCOD can cause cysts or benign tumors to develop on the ovaries, and throw the woman’s hormones out of whack. It can cause high amounts of testosterone, causing things like male-pattern hair growth (like seen here), unusual patterns of weight gain (ie, “the spare tire”, something women usually only get after menopause if ever), unpredictable and painful menstruation, mood disorders and sometimes, higher chances of heart disease. It can -and does often-, cause Some general weight gain, no matter how much the person exercises or what they eat.

    Doctors don’t know anything about PCOS it seems much less treat it, as “treatment” usually consists of experimental combinations of diuretics and hormone ‘therapy’, or higher-dose birth control pills, which they (stupidly) recommend taking for life.

    February 11th, 2010

  193. Ack I didn’t even notice the chin hair at first. I was too distracted by her mass and the 60’s era window drapes she has wrapped around herself.

    February 11th, 2010

  194. Danny

    Get this woman a corn pipe and a captain’s hat! She can be Captain Ahab and hunt for Moby Dick on her buggy.

    February 11th, 2010

  195. GOREDSOX

    AAAAGGGGHHHHHH! LOL. LOL. OMG! I have seen this woman! I knew it. One of these days I would see one on here I knew.

    February 11th, 2010

  196. GOREDSOX

    I just read all the things that say it’s her ponytail from around the side, but like I said above………I have seen her and YES, as much as I hate to say it, it’s a beard. Now, she probably has a hormonal problem or a side effect of meds, but it’s a beard.

    February 11th, 2010

  197. g-unit

    Growing up with a mom who had a very obvious mustache and all she would do was bleach it… I learned that people can be very mean. She did not wax because it always left bright red marks for long periods of time. She did not shave because of razor burn. If this is truly this woman’s facial hair and not just a ponytail, instead of making fun of what a fat slob she is… try and have some compassion? I know its way more fun to laugh and call her names… but just try

    February 11th, 2010

  198. Scott

    It’s the hair from her head. It must have bin on her shoulder, and when she turned her head she is resting her chin on it.

    February 11th, 2010

  199. Big GD

    Joba Chamberlains Dad?

    February 11th, 2010

  200. Shadopilot

    Funny how people had hormonal problems in the 19th century, in the 20’s, 30’s 40’s and 1950’s too but people didnt get that fat then. It comes from shoveling food in your mouth. NOTHING ELSE!
    Out of the millions of people in starving countries I’m sure somebody has a hormonal problem yet they arent fat.
    Oh yeah, they arent shoveling food in their mouth!

    February 11th, 2010

  201. puddin

    Its her Hair STUPID ASSES>>>> I swear look close and you can tell its her hair cause her face is turned! Pick on someone else!

    February 11th, 2010

  202. Allie

    YAY! My mother-in-law made it on the website.

    February 11th, 2010

  203. Michael

    I have seen this lady shopping at my Publix (grocery store). she certainly caught my attention! And yes, it IS a beard!

    February 11th, 2010

  204. warbird

    Honestly the wristband and the fact she needs that cart are due to her massive and morbid obesity.A stomach stapling is in order!!!!

    February 11th, 2010

  205. KatsMeow

    What with the MuMu, the obesity, and the motorized cart, the chin hair is really just the cherry on her “I don’t care” sundae.

    February 11th, 2010

  206. I could of guessed

    Poor lady, I feel sorry for her, she was once the full bearded lady at the carnival & now she only has a goatee left !!!!

    February 11th, 2010

  207. Lins

    Little pig, little pig, let me in.
    Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!

    February 11th, 2010

  208. Katie

    Today is the day I’m embarassed to be a woman. ):

    February 11th, 2010

  209. metallicasbreath

    Grandmas flavor savor!

    February 11th, 2010

  210. Mark

    I never realized how many shitbags made comments on this page about stuff that probably shouldn’t be laughed at…

    February 11th, 2010

  211. GSW

    Does that dress make her beard look too fat?

    February 11th, 2010

  212. the top of her arm is trying to swallow the bottom of her arm :O

    February 11th, 2010

  213. Nikki

    Thanks, Walmart, you ruined my day once again.

    February 11th, 2010

  214. turbonegro

    jared is to subway as scooter here is to gillette

    February 11th, 2010

  215. Danella

    WOW you people are totally rude…..you shouldnt judge people based on how they look

    February 11th, 2010

  216. KilJoy

    Since idiots like to vote “thumbs down” for the truth, so here it is again: This pic is NOT real and is a poor Photoshop job. It’s a phony. Thumbs down this comment again, but it’s the truth, of which some seem to be afraid of.

    February 11th, 2010

  217. JPizzle

    I refuse to believe that this is real. I’m gonna call a photoshop on this one…

    February 11th, 2010

  218. Wal-Mart Gator

    I’ve seen this woman in the Wal-Mart before! She’s actually pretty nice and is friendly. For the masses out there, no… That is not a beard and she does not have one. We love you, Clara!

    February 11th, 2010

  219. Sydney

    Get off the cart and walk lady, seriously, it’ll do you some good.

    February 11th, 2010

  220. mdizzal

    OK seriously? whats more disturbing the fire engine red moo moo or the beard or how about the fact you cant even see the electric cart or one last one the fact the steering bar is jammed in to her belly! really I think this calls for an intervention

    February 11th, 2010

  221. BooCasey

    Awesome weird beard!!!

    February 11th, 2010

  222. SEAN

    its a beard people it aint no ponytail.thats just denial.

    February 11th, 2010

  223. Hellogoodbye

    I think that’s just her hair and she’s turned and got the end stuck under her chin, creating the allusion of a beard. The hair on her head and “chin” is continuos, even on men their beards differ from their hair.

    February 11th, 2010

  224. Smp

    ^
    l
    —————————l finally some sense. thanks.

    February 11th, 2010

  225. auntcissy

    I work retail and you wouldn’t believe how common this is, especially with older women and very negligent adult children. If my mother has one stray chin hair I am getting it off of her face. Maybe she was a horrible mother and this is her karmic reward…

    February 11th, 2010

  226. rickjohnson75

    You dingdongs! If it WAS her ponytail, they wouldn’t have snapped a photo of it. IDIOTS! It’s a BEARD!

    February 11th, 2010

  227. rebecca

    holy cow! that lady has pubes on her face!!!!

    February 11th, 2010

  228. just a girl

    that my be the best POW caption to date!

    February 11th, 2010

  229. BJ80

    I love this site because I can’t believe what some of these people wear out in public, but when it comes to making fun of those who obviously have some kind of hormonal problems or physical issues it is really tacky. Life isn’t always fair and some things are just out of our control.

    February 11th, 2010

  230. Bonnie

    Wait! Walmart still carries fabric??!!!????

    February 11th, 2010

  231. dave

    I’m guessing she sat on that go-cart so long that her ass hairs couldn’t take the pressure and retreated to her chin.

    February 12th, 2010

  232. Suze

    She looks confused. Maybe she’s looking for an employee to lead her to the aisle where she can find a gallon-size bucked of Nair.

    February 12th, 2010

  233. Kella

    Hey guys…because she’s so overweight she’s having adrenal issues, which messes with her hormones. Her estrogen is out of whack, hence the beard.

    It’s not like she can control it.

    February 12th, 2010

  234. dab552

    Wait… I forgot RAZORS!!!

    February 12th, 2010

  235. metoo

    Blow the picture up, she has a stach too.

    February 12th, 2010

  236. zipper

    Lord, it’s 2010 shave that s***t.

    February 12th, 2010

  237. Chelle

    BurmaShave on aisle 18 STAT!

    February 12th, 2010

  238. Jennie

    maybe we should all chip in and send her a weed eater?

    February 12th, 2010

  239. Jennie

    her hair is rolled back into a bun, that is a beard!

    February 12th, 2010

  240. Ohsnap

    She has more hair on her chin than my dog has on his ass.

    February 12th, 2010

  241. MaryD

    This looks very much like a pic posted a while ago

    February 12th, 2010

  242. colie

    I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit. Somebody hold me…I’m scared.

    February 12th, 2010

  243. shauna

    aw…. i think shes cute :)

    February 13th, 2010

  244. jennifer

    OK…if she had that much on the chin there HAD to be some over the lip. So I’d like to point out that she just HAD to do somehing with the lip. No way could there be that much on the chin and NOTHING on the lip. So I ask you- does anyone but me think this must have been a conscious choice? I mean I guess it was offensive on the lip, but the chin was acceptable…

    February 13th, 2010

  245. Jerry `Wildness' Wilson

    “dave
    my parents had a couch with that same pattern in the 70’s”

    Someone needs to tell Stephen King about this, that couch came to life!

    February 13th, 2010

  246. jwil

    Proof that Jerry Garcia is still alive.

    February 13th, 2010

  247. bethG

    With the weight and the excess facial hair, it’s quite likely she has the endocrine disorder Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). That said, she could use some form of hair removal!

    February 13th, 2010

  248. Jay

    Typical. It’s ALWAYS the fat people who are too lazy to walk that steal the scooters at Wal-Mart.

    February 13th, 2010

  249. Terry's left nut

    How did she get out of Belwood?

    February 13th, 2010

  250. Robert Loggia

    IT’S A MAN, BABY!!!!

    February 14th, 2010

  251. Valerie

    If she looked forward you would see that the beard is gone because it’s not a beard at all, it’s the end of her long hair that ended up under her chin when she turned her head. Either that, or she has a serious hormone problem. But even if that was the case, it would be almost impossible for a woman to grow a beard like that, only on her chin, no matter how bad her hormones were screwed up.

    February 14th, 2010

  252. Valerie

    If she looks forward her “beard” would disappear because it’s not a beard, it’s the end of her long hair that ended up under her chin when she turned her head.

    It would be almost impossible for a woman to grow a beard like this especially only on the under side of her chin, even if she had a severe hormone imbalance.

    February 14th, 2010

  253. sullangirl

    Ummmmmmmm…

    Come on people…

    Im pretty sure since the chin hair is the SAME exact color/texture as the fuzz ball on her head, that this is a SIDE angle of said hair on her shoulder which give the APPEARANCE of chin pubes.

    Seriously….its on her shoulder, her head is turned in a perfect direction for an illusion of whiskers.

    February 14th, 2010

  254. Billionaire Bartley

    Poor thing! Looks like a giant blood clot.

    February 14th, 2010

  255. mark

    Copy and zoom – its not chin hair, its her ponytail resting on her shoulder (I zoomed in about 1000, adding more pixel)

    February 14th, 2010

  256. Mark

    Can you imagine what the poon looks like?

    February 14th, 2010

  257. Christine

    WOW!!! All I can say is WOW!!!

    February 15th, 2010

  258. Lynn

    Oh come on…that’s obviously NOT a beard. She has a long ponytail draped around the back of her neck and the end is stuck in her neck rolls making the tail end look like a beard.

    February 15th, 2010

  259. Donna

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    February 15th, 2010

  260. emily

    Wow her hormones are outta control :D

    February 15th, 2010

  261. Courtney

    Lets just hope she isn’t planning to make a new MooMoo out of that sheer fabric!

    February 16th, 2010

  262. Shawn

    I know she’s in a wheelchair and all but she obviously has hands and can reach her chin to shave that off.. does she not notice that no other women have such a gnarly beard!?

    February 16th, 2010

  263. Debby

    OMG that woman goes into the library all the time, she is SOOOOO nasty, it’s bad enough that she’s hard to look at, she is spitting mean as well. Makes me want to hurl.

    February 16th, 2010

  264. Hairy Bitch

    sorry , i forgot to shave .

    February 16th, 2010

  265. steffg

    omg! i’ve seen that lady at calvary church! thats in south florida right?!

    February 17th, 2010

  266. T

    Are people that stupid that they think it’s real?

    February 17th, 2010

  267. Bernadette

    this makes my eyeballs hurt.

    February 17th, 2010

  268. SCARED

    OMG i realy had no idea a woman could grow that!! you know its BAD when people click your pic and all they can say is JeeeZuuuuusss

    February 18th, 2010

  269. just stating the facts

    uhhh does anyone notice that it is actually her PONYTAIL that is pulled off to the side making it only LOOK like a beard…it really isnt a beard. FAIL to the poster in my opinion.

    February 19th, 2010

  270. Jaydee

    As a LOT of people have said before me, it’s the hair from her ponytail lying on her shoulder. For all the ignorants fucks out there, there ARE medical conditions that cause women to grow hair where men typical do. Do yourselves a favor, research! Hirsutism, PCOS…the list goes on.

    February 20th, 2010

  271. NIK

    It’s just her hair pulled all the way around her neck drapping over her should/chin/neck.

    February 20th, 2010

  272. Wally Mart

    she can grow a better beard then me!!!!!

    February 21st, 2010

  273. Wal Mart Greeter

    (praying) “Please let this be a man, please be a man…”

    February 23rd, 2010

  274. Andrea Blair

    Ok my brain is telling me that this is man…. with really big moobs… In a dress… Who left the under chin beard so that people wont mistake him as a woman… God let my brain be right.

    February 24th, 2010

  275. DizzyDeb

    She’s waiting until it grows long enough so she can harvest it as a toupee for her better half!

    February 25th, 2010

  276. compute

    I think the appropriate thing to state “if I shave it won’t it grow back in thicker?”………I think there is a prescription drug for this now

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    March 3rd, 2010

  277. All Knowing

    @steffg
    I haven’t lived in FL for awhile now but if this is in Broward County I’ve seen her at Wal-Mart.

    It is facial hair.

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    March 4th, 2010

  278. Emily R

    Worst part is I’ve seen her around the mall as well D:

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    March 6th, 2010

  279. poiuytre

    If it weren’t for the facial hair, she’d be smoking HOT lol

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    March 8th, 2010

  280. earlymusicus

    I think there’s medication for that condition.

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    March 8th, 2010

  281. Anthony

    Chaz Bono in 20 years.

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    March 29th, 2010

  282. amanda

    I know exactly which walmart this is… I worked there!! Every time I saw this lady I wanted to grab her by the chin!
    LOL

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    April 24th, 2010

  283. BratGirl

    so, if it’z called a fumanchu on a man would it b called a fumanche on a woman??? …..just wondering

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    April 29th, 2010

  284. Me

    All the little problems in my life just got a reality check. It could be worse, I could look like that!

    I think it would be “Neet” if there was “Nare”y a hair on her chinny chin chin.

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    May 2nd, 2010

  285. rob

    This is Real… I seen her myself. and a nasty attitude to go with it too.. Seen her wear that dress/moo moo for a long time now.. Not sure when the last time it was washed…

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    June 1st, 2010

  286. R.

    She could have polycystic ovary syndrome. Obesity and excessive hair-growth are two of the symptoms.

    Though she could probably do with a shave.

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    July 4th, 2010

  287. bleached_hair

    I like the chin hair and no makeup.

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    August 27th, 2010

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