February 11th, 2010
Save The Last Dance
Two newlyweds and their entire guest list at Walmart, yet I’m the one who gets odd looks for walking through their “dance floor” to get to the checkout. How about not having your first dance while I’m picking up toilet paper?!
Michigan
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The nicest dressed anyone’s ever been in a Wal-Mart.
February 11th, 2010
Why is everyone fat???
February 11th, 2010
Some people just love Wal-Mart. Enough to get married in it, I’d rather be straight jacketed.
February 11th, 2010
They’re dressed pretty nice for having a wedding at Walmart. I always pictured a kind of Deliverance-esque kind of clothing for that.
February 11th, 2010
Nothing says class like a wedding at Wallyworld! At least the guests don’t have to go far to purchase a gift!
February 11th, 2010
Why is everyone fat? Fat bloaters!
February 11th, 2010
Seriously people, y at walmart???
February 11th, 2010
walmart; rolling back standards everyday!
February 11th, 2010
Lets hope that they don’t start selling coffins…
February 11th, 2010
I will give them the benefit of the doubt and hope that they are doing this because they met in an aisle in Wal-Mart and that the rest of the reception will be at the Cracker Barrel down the road.
February 11th, 2010
Kind of cute, at lest they got married.
February 11th, 2010
what is this i don’t even
February 11th, 2010
He’s 43 and she’s 17
February 11th, 2010
I am guessing they both work there. People do that kind of stuff all the time. Congrats to the newlyweds
February 11th, 2010
Walmart does sell coffins. Just so you know, if you go to walmart.com and type in coffins. There is a coffin name “mom remembered.” Its $995. So Walmart does sell everything.
February 11th, 2010
How GHETTO! This is worse then neon proposed to at wallyhell
February 11th, 2010
LOSERS!!!
February 11th, 2010
…and this surprises who ?
February 11th, 2010
Kevin–
Check WM’s website…they do sell caskets!! I have a friend that owns a funeral home and they were outraged not only that they sold caskets but for like 1/2 price for the exact casket they sell at the funeral homes!!!
February 11th, 2010
Where’s the dignity? Next to the Pringles a few isles down?
February 11th, 2010
Since i’m from Michigan i’m at least glad that they are dressed and nothing is hanging out!
February 11th, 2010
Kevin – they already do! From a news article last October: “Prices range from $999 for models like “Dad Remembered” and “Mom Remembered” steel caskets to the mid-level $1,699 “Executive Privilege.”
From cradle to grave (and wedding!), Walmart’s got you covered.
February 11th, 2010
Seating provided by… Walmart Lawn Center
Video equipment provided by… Walmart Electronics
Veil provided by… Walmart Craft Department
Birth Control provided by… Walmart Pharmacy
February 11th, 2010
They do sell coffins on thier website I kid you not
February 11th, 2010
Are you sure this isn’t the Father Daughter first dance?
February 11th, 2010
Kevin… they do online!
February 11th, 2010
Funny, I don’t see any camouflage….
February 11th, 2010
OMG….has anyone else seen the movie “Where The Heart Is?”
February 11th, 2010
Old lady in yellow – “I’ve waited all this time for my granddaughter to get married and this is what I get.”
February 11th, 2010
“And do you, Bertha, take your cousin, I mean, Mike, To be your lawfully wedded husband?”
February 11th, 2010
wow, some get the number from the hottie in the blue tank top mmmhmm…How you doin?
February 11th, 2010
Is that the bridal couple or the father/daughter dance?
February 11th, 2010
Old lady in yellow looks like she needs to hit the bathroom soon.
February 11th, 2010
Everyones wearing something nice but the toothless lady in the powder blue wifebeater….
February 11th, 2010
You’re kidding! And here I booked MY reception at the VFW…
February 11th, 2010
Martha and BillyBob met in the produce section when they each picked out two melons and she said, “Mine are bigger.” It was love at first sight.
February 11th, 2010
I wonder if Willy the Pimp was the priest?
February 11th, 2010
So if I go to walmart on this day does that make me a wedding crasher? Do I at least get cake?
February 11th, 2010
After the ceremony was overseen by the Reverend Jerry Springer the loving couple spent their first night as man and wife tucked away in their double wide…
February 11th, 2010
To Kevin:
OMG THEY ALREADY DO!
http://www.walmart.com and type in caskets in the search bar…you’ll be amazed.
February 11th, 2010
At least they are original! Congrats & good luck!
“All you need is love.” – The Beatles
February 11th, 2010
just like larry the cable guy would put it. “well daggum you guy have this here fancy dance floor so we just put it too good use”
February 11th, 2010
Kevin, they already do– I was told they sold coffins and here is the link:
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Mom-Remembered-Steel-Casket/12568626
February 11th, 2010
@BJ
Cracker Barrel is pretty high class, I am thinking the reception will probably either be at the in house subway, or the Ponderosa down the street.
February 11th, 2010
Kevin, Walmart.com already sells coffins, we almost ordered one for my mother in laws funeral. They are so much cheaper.
February 11th, 2010
Maybe they met at Walmart? Or they both work there? Either way, I have seen WAY tackier places to get married. As long as it’s what you want, WHO CARES!
February 11th, 2010
Wedding supper supplied by Subway…
February 11th, 2010
…. do they sell caskets, but they also have a special “wide body” version for all of the loyal Walmart Shoppers!
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Regal-Wide-Body-Steel-Casket/12568637
February 11th, 2010
Grandma (in gold) looks soooooo proud!
February 11th, 2010
Lol, lady in the back is rocking that blue shirt haha
February 11th, 2010
So nice to see the lady in blue decided to NOT WEAR A BRA to the WEDDING! Sooooo Wal-Mart!
February 11th, 2010
Hey…. this is probably all they can afford in Michigan right now. Unemployment is so high that any pension will put you in upper middle class!!!
February 11th, 2010
Wal-Mart the only place on earth that lets you marry your sister and have all the other Uncle-Cousins and Grandma -Aunts and Sister-Brothers cheer you on!
February 11th, 2010
So, now…Wal-Mart is in the catering biz now, too?
February 11th, 2010
Wal-Mart Catering – for all your redneck in-breeding wedding reception needs!
February 11th, 2010
“Excuse me – how much is that chair granny is sitting in? is the bride off break yet? I need some assistance in bedding. Somebody tell the groom we have a clean-up on isle 5 – seems that little girl that keeps reaching up her moms skirt left a chocolate skittle upon finding the bathrooms locked due this wedding travesty”
February 11th, 2010
Before I read the caption, I thought it was the bride and her father. Sorry….
February 11th, 2010
To Kevin up there they do sell Coffins in their online store
February 11th, 2010
To each his own, but shouldn’t a wedding be dignified? This one isn’t. So, if you had met at the DMV or a carwash, would you be getting married there?
February 11th, 2010
almost as good as the waffle house wedding…
http://gwinnettdailypost.mycapture.com/mycapture/folder.asp?event=550873&CategoryID=3268
February 11th, 2010
That guy owns Walmart.
February 11th, 2010
…I don’t want to be walking through the bedding department later and find them consumating this marriage…
February 11th, 2010
I bet that there isn’t a full set of teeth in the entire wedding party…
February 11th, 2010
Visualize this picture without the couple dancing.
It looks like a PoWM reunion and everybody showed except Willy.
February 11th, 2010
…you may now kiss the bride…after she spits out her chewing tobacco…
February 11th, 2010
hhhhmmmm it says michigan, but they all seem to be mexican
February 11th, 2010
nothing say’s first class like getting married at wally world,,,,,,,,, yep,that’s class,,,,,,,,,,
February 11th, 2010
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hey linaticcringeradio, if you’ll wake up,,,,,, mexkan’s are ever where,,,,,, except in mexico,all of them come across the river,
February 11th, 2010
I was disappointed in Wal-Mart’s coffin selection…they don’t have one with Dale Earnhart’s number on the top…
February 11th, 2010
It’s a nice day for a … white trash wedding.
February 11th, 2010
Bride & Groom? Bride & Father? Probably both!
February 11th, 2010
I thought “Where the Heart is” Was a good movie, but not that good. Why? Why Copy that scene in the movie? I ask you, of all of the wonderful scenes, Why? Why get married at WalMart?
February 11th, 2010
And people laughed when they opened up a bridal registry at Wally World.
February 11th, 2010
That poor child, if someone doesn’t move her that dang woman is going to crush her poor toes with those heels.
February 11th, 2010
Just think how much time and money they could save. Skip the registration. Just shop for whatever you want before the ceremony and have your guests pay at the register for you. Plus guests can save money on a new dress by trying something on in the dressing room. Then just return it to the rack after the wedding.
February 11th, 2010
@ MARC…….
That is sheer genius! NASCAR personlized caskets! I love the idea!
The couple, they look pretty good. But somebody did mention the audience. Good god, that is a scary looking cast of characters.
February 11th, 2010
They even managed to waddle out of their motorized scooters long enough to dance
February 11th, 2010
The woman in black is picking her ass. Classy!
February 11th, 2010
Wow! Can you say “Hillbilly”?
February 11th, 2010
It’s like Jeff Dunham’s character Bubba J said : Get married and have your reception at Wal Mart because it’s easier to return the gifts!
February 11th, 2010
Wow, unless your life has been impacted by the the generosity of the employee’ of this particular WM…I can not envision how this would be cool on ANY level.
February 11th, 2010
Is it just me, or does it looked like the guy has already pulled down the top half of the woman’s wedding dress? Frankly, I’d be afraid, I’d be very afraid, to see what’s under there…
February 11th, 2010
Michigan??? This was in the UP wasn’t it?
February 11th, 2010
ASSHOLES!
February 11th, 2010
This would be grounds for an annulment.
February 11th, 2010
Tony and Meadow Soprano have really let themselves go. I always knew Walmart was a mob front.
February 11th, 2010
The Chick who’s holding the cam corder is kind of cute!
February 11th, 2010
You know your American when…….
February 11th, 2010
what in the F*ck, wlamart is selling coffins on line, thats it i moving to a country that doesn’t have a walmart. wait a minute is there such a place?
February 11th, 2010
I don’t think the lady in yellow approves. lol!
February 11th, 2010
People actually GET MARRIED in Walmart? Or have their reception’s THERE???
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh man, society’s officially hit rock bottom!!!
February 11th, 2010
Dress $700…Invites $200…running out of money to rent a hall and having your reception at Walmart, priceless!!
February 11th, 2010
Hey wedding took place in Puerto Rico in Manati’s Walmart not in Michigan! And yes they did dance all the way to the 20 items or less express lane. Wonder what was the hurry =D
February 11th, 2010
Nothing says romance like Wal Mart. It brings a tear to my eye to see these kids so happy…and at the same time makes me damn proud to be from Michigan. We certainly know how to do this thing right!!
February 11th, 2010
The bride is simply glowing in that Sam Walton Signature series gown.
February 11th, 2010
this HAS to be the taylor walmart, bunch a redneck hillbillies
February 11th, 2010
OMG they do sale coffins…the next pics to start will be funeral pictures… truly sad
http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=coffins&search_constraint=0&tab_value=34_All&ic=48_0&ref=&search_sort=3&selected_items=+
February 11th, 2010
garden section running low on plastic yard chairs? only 3, somebody’s not doing their job.
February 11th, 2010
thats just sad
February 11th, 2010
You sure that’s not the father dancing with her? He looks a little old for her, unless he’s got money.
February 11th, 2010
The rest of the group told the woman in black to just pick her seat and she did. She looks pretty nice tho.
February 11th, 2010
I’ve actually been to a wedding at walmart! Seriously I have…..
February 11th, 2010
I got dibbs on the lady with the blue sweater vest V neck with no undershirt.
February 11th, 2010
Now this is what I call a “Destination Wedding”! None of this fancy schmancy Caribbean Island shit! Just sweep her off her feet to Wal-Mart!
The possibilities are endless:
After the ceremony the guests can wander off to shop for wedding gifts and then buy their own damn dinner at Mickey D’s while the lucky couple dance the night away to free music in the electronics department. Hell, they can even “finish off” the night on a bed in the home furnishings section. Then just slip out through “quickie” (or is it self?) check-out, hop into their pick-up truck and head straight back to the trailer park.
February 11th, 2010
I’ve got one word for them, “Classy!” Seriously though, the most disturbing thing is how poorly some of the “guests” are dressed. Did they just happen to be there shopping and just happened to know the couple and decided to stop in?
February 11th, 2010
Getting married at WAlmart. Classy!
February 11th, 2010
Why in the HELL would anyone want to get married in Wal-Mart??? Wal-mart is great and all but no way!!! What a dream wedding!
February 11th, 2010
Ok I like the website but come on why does EVERYONE on here get teased?? I see it some of them but who are you all to talk? If that camera was turned around you would have another pic for the website!
February 11th, 2010
Wow, what a modern day Cinderella story, in a strange, sick, sadistic sort of way.
February 11th, 2010
Redneck Dream Reception??
February 11th, 2010
Walmart just oozes romance I guess…
February 11th, 2010
I feel if these folks want to have their wedding at the local Wal mart more power to them. Maybe they both worked there and met. People get married in the craziest places all the time. Getting married at the Wal-Mart is mild compared to getting married under water, sky diving, etc. I wish these 2 every happiness in the world, the one good thing is they know where the bargains are and can be good money managers. That is the #1 cause for arguments in a marriage. Good Luck to both of them!
February 11th, 2010
Only Mexicans!!!
February 11th, 2010
Reception at the Walmart Subway or at Denny’s I bet. Pathetic, but I wish them well.
February 11th, 2010
Hey, whatever floats their boat, right?
At least if one of the guests forgot to give the “happy couple” a gift, they could scooch on over to Housewares and grab ‘em a blender. LOL
February 11th, 2010
anything goes at walmart
February 11th, 2010
Hilbillys!!! You gotta love them!!!!!
February 11th, 2010
Well if Wal-mart was good enough to give birth in why not tie the knot there
February 11th, 2010
They better name their first child Willy.
February 11th, 2010
Wow! Wally World really does sell everything!
I guess the community center at the trailer park was already booked for the Meth cooking seminar!
February 11th, 2010
Seating provided by the Lawn & Garden Department. There are several styles starting at $5.98.
February 11th, 2010
i really like the plastic lawn chairs strategically placed thru the womens department. they really thought about the layaway, er i mean layout… maybe they’ll tie some natti light cans to their shopping cart too!
February 11th, 2010
Maybe they can’t decide if they want to be on Jerry Springer or My Big Redneck Wedding.
February 11th, 2010
@Danigirl:
I too was wondering why Willy the Pimp was not invited! Was there some big falling out in the big happy Wallyworld family?! Oh NOES!
*exits to Dueling Banjoes*
February 11th, 2010
If you hold your wedding at a Wal-Mart… You might be a redneck!
February 11th, 2010
thats just sick. in a very redneck way
February 11th, 2010
Once you get married at Wal-Mart do you think there is any way that you can shed the stigma of being white trash?
February 11th, 2010
How trailer trash could you possibly get?
Could you imagine actually knowing these morons and being invited?
Where’s the reception, the oil change rack or Mc Donald’s?
February 12th, 2010
First off…that guy looks old enough to be her dad…im sure it was not the first wedding for least one of them…n wtf?! they were too cheap to even decorate! what the hellk is with that wh0re with the camera trying to show off….man ur at a wedding…no matter how redneck it is, at least have class enough not to compete for honeymoon bliss- get ur own inflatable screw like the groom did!
also, they have a FUNERAL section with 14 models of coffins…n even 1 for a cat n 1 for a dog.
February 12th, 2010
Cool! A wedding where I don’t have to get dressed up. I can just roll out of bed and show up. Or, if I am at the beach, I’ll just grab my purse and go in my bathing suit. I’m not sure I’m quite fat enough for that though.
February 12th, 2010
Yes, they do sell caskets! But.. they’re not sold in stores… I mean, can you imagine someone going up to a checkout lane with one of those?!
February 12th, 2010
Perfect Couple in the Wall Mart. Good to see the picture of the Reception in Wall mart.
February 12th, 2010
Okay, i am sure that they probably met in this wal mart or whatever but the dude convinced the bride to get married there because he was too cheap to book a real place. I bet the marriage doesnt last.
February 12th, 2010
The thought that granpa and his newest wife might procreate gives me the chills. A Walmart wedding??? Really??Make’s me wonder where his first wedding took place…
February 12th, 2010
this is not Where the Heart Is, I doubt he rescued her and her baby in the middle of the night, then fell in love over 5 years.. That is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen..And what is there no dress code for the Wally world wedding..Surprise, surprise!!!
February 13th, 2010
Talk about robbing the cradle, she hasn’t grown out of her baby fat yet.
February 13th, 2010
I know “Where the Heat Is” is a great movie, but I think they are taking it a bit too far!
February 13th, 2010
wowerzz this guy is cheap lol:) but i personally would never ger married in walmart though it would be kinda koolio but it would also be kinda awkward
February 13th, 2010
Jesus Christ, look at the guests. It’s like the entire trailer park showed up.
February 14th, 2010
my goodness. really. you couldn’t afford a real wedding. not even target???
February 14th, 2010
Leave it to a mexican to get married in the damn wal mart. THAT IS TOO MUCH BEANER IN ONE PLACE.
February 15th, 2010
Yeah it was about 3 months ago I was at Walmart to get motor oil and beer when I ran into this perty little heffer who looked so confused. Me being the helpful gent I am offered to help. Upon explaining to her what WIC meant and showing her she could buy milk, cheese, etc for her little ankle biters, we realized we were in love. I just know we will live happily ever after with her 6 kids in my trailer built for 2.
February 15th, 2010
Walmart.com has a nice selection of coffins online. So, basically you can get everything you need to sustain human life at Walmart from birth till past death… but Walmart is NOT taking over the world. Just wanted to make sure I am clear on that???? I won’t be totally convinced til every human name starts with Wal or ends with Mart..
February 15th, 2010
I’m more concearned about the woman in the front row of ‘Guests’ , in the black dress, who seems to be mid seizure. Perhaps she is the ex lover of the bride. fueled by bitterness and rage she builds momentum by joining the dance ready to charge the walrus of a husband. aiming her head just under his armpit, mans weakest spot, thus propelling him to the floor where she will in turn induce a heart attack and she will live happily ever after with her widowed ex lover… or maybe shes just scratching her ass who knows?
benjamin, scotland
February 16th, 2010
and they had their honeymoon at target
February 16th, 2010
Maybe she couldn’t get the day off
February 16th, 2010
Classy.
February 17th, 2010
They registered at Target
February 18th, 2010
“Hey baby, let’s go consummate (sp?) this thing over in aisle 32. I gotta get some toilet bowl cleaner while we are here…”
February 20th, 2010
Omg did anyone notice that the groom looks old enough to be the brides dad.
February 20th, 2010
this is cute, you know they might have met in walmart so they deiced to party there?
February 21st, 2010
did anyone notice that there is like 3 dudes in the entire picture?
February 24th, 2010
Oh Good God. Is there anything more pathetic than that?
February 25th, 2010
BTW, anyone else see the nice cleavage to the right?
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March 8th, 2010
Wow! Haha. That is simply the two biggest rednecks you will EVER see.
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March 10th, 2010
they probably bought the dress and tux there a few hours before the service
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March 17th, 2010
She was totally “checking him out”.
Then he “bagged ” her.
And they walked “down the aisle”.
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March 29th, 2010
My uncle proposed to my aunt in a Wal-Mart.
But at least they didn’t get married there.
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April 16th, 2010
to which criteria that were fenced to hell bastards singing American gringos cabrones leave and criticize his mother fuckers like the walmart envious outside Puerto Rico can not do or have the support that you have the walmart of nail to leave and Puerto Rico their mothers
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June 11th, 2010
first dance at walmart?! how low class, F that! im having mine at meijer! ;p
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July 17th, 2010
I would have handed them a douche and told them “congratulations”…
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July 21st, 2010
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