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September 2nd, 2010
Looking Ravenous
Purple camo huh? Purple! Where the hell are you going to hide in purple camo? A Baltimore Ravens game maybe? Those words shouldn’t even be allowed in the same sentence. That’s like a genius inbred. Sure it may exist, but it looks funny and what’s the point?
Indiana
September 1st, 2010
Read It & Weep
But I don’t see your kids…..Ahhhhhhh, because you’re a bad mom. Okay. Okay. I see what you did there, can’t say I’m a fan of it, but at least you set the bar low for everyone’s expectations of you. One of those “can’t say I didn’t warn you” type of things. I getcha.
Ohio
September 1st, 2010
Good Times
Wow! Ummm, okay. I wasn’t aware 11 seconds counted as good times, but that is fantastic news for me! I would now like to say “Take That” to all the girls I’ve been with! Creepy Sanchez here says what we did, albeit quick, is classified as a good time. So yeah, I guess “that was it” and you’re welcome……oh God, why did I just tell the entire world that. Ignore what you just read.
Pennsylvania
September 1st, 2010
Thriller
Holy sh*t! Michael Jackson actually came back from the grave as a zombie just like he did in Thriller! Too soon?
Pennsylvania
