I have to assume those paw prints are actually some animal she swallowed whole trying to fight its way out.

Kansas

Well in my expert opinion, I have to say that I like the bare thighs, but I like how the ponytail sits on the short sleeve shirt better than it does on the sweatshirt. Now if we could just combine the two!

Texas

If you don’t know by now, let me take a moment to reintroduce the legend. Ladies and gentleman, the undisputed champion of the pimp game……Willy.

Florida

He’s just picking up some ham to go with his green eggs.

Texas