Well I’ve always said Subway sandwiches are all fillers and barely have any meat, usually leaving me unsatisfied.

Missouri

If you are short enough that a normal 5th grader would be able to look down at your business, then maybe it’s a good idea to take notice of gravity and cover up those sweater puppets.

Florida

No Gertrude, I can’t think of a single reason why you are having trouble finding a date for Saturday nights.

Ohio

I’m hoping that sometime in the very near future, horrible Elvis impersonators will all finally leave the building for good.

North Carolina