The only logical reason I can think of for dying your afro like that would be if you were a clown. But, assuming you are in fact a clown, why are you taking your job so seriously that you would dye your hair instead of putting on a wig? Maybe he just can’t make up his mind, I don’t know.

Florida

Hey Paul Blart, thanks for protecting us all from the evil wizards and dragons you’re slaying on that Nintendo Wii game. I feel so safe now.

Texas

Yep, you nailed it. I now have a ‘Very Impotent Penis’. Thanks.

Alabama

What do you do when your driving career in NASCAR is over? If you answered “hang out at Walmart” you are correct.

North Carolina