For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be, I refuse to believe it. Don’t try to reason with me.

Arkansas

I guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story.

Arkansas

See what happens when Pittsburgh misses the playoffs! They go crazy and revert back to mullets and the days of Kordell “Slash” Stewart. Hope you are happy NFL.

Florida

You ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved one of those tubes of Pillsbury rolls?

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