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Bro, have a chat with literally any mother in the world and they would have been able to tell you however they hide the eyes they have in the back of their head. Could have saved you some glares coming back at you.
You think I could hire these dudes just to play some cool jazz every time I toss on my leggings, UGG boots and head to Starbucks for my pumpkin spice latte like the basic bitch I am?
Is this the new stupid viral trend going on like planking? You just stick plungers to yourself? Sadly I wouldn’t even be surprised.
I haven’t the slightest idea of what went wrong here. Did you have the long hair and man bun and someone decided to teach you a lesson by only leaving the bun? Is it some sort of hair-art piece? Like when you let it down it’s a curtain that when pulled back reveals what looks like a chubby pug shaved into your head? I’m just taken back and I need an explanation.