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You think I could hire these dudes just to play some cool jazz every time I toss on my leggings, UGG boots and head to Starbucks for my pumpkin spice latte like the basic bitch I am?
Is this the new stupid viral trend going on like planking? You just stick plungers to yourself? Sadly I wouldn’t even be surprised.
I haven’t the slightest idea of what went wrong here. Did you have the long hair and man bun and someone decided to teach you a lesson by only leaving the bun? Is it some sort of hair-art piece? Like when you let it down it’s a curtain that when pulled back reveals what looks like a chubby pug shaved into your head? I’m just taken back and I need an explanation.
Maybe we should all give this guy a “hand” for his White Trash Repair? Huh? Right guys? Because it’s a glove. Ahhh screw all of you.