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I hope you’ve got your detective caps on because it’s time once again for you to decide if this whale tail owner is male of female. It’s a tough one, but I’m leaning towards female….or male…..or just killing myself. Leave your answer in the comments.
“We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about.”
Illinois & Indiana
I stopped by my local Walmart to quickly use the bathroom. I went inside and noticed an elderly greeter at the doors. Wanting to be nice, I said hello as I approached. The guy said nothing. I did a bit of a double take (since when do Walmart greeters not say hello?!) and he turned back to me with a somewhat dazed look. “Oh, I’m sorry. I was checking out that lovely lady over there.” I was a little creeped out, but I nodded and said, “Yeah”. “It’s the perfect job for that kind of thing, you know” he said, giving me a bit of a wink. I looked back. The woman was morbidly obese. To give him credit, the woman’s thong was falling out. She wasn’t a creature, but she certainly wasn’t attractive.
…and it’s now official, thongs are dead. You had a nice long run there thongs; You were sexy, guys looked for you so much that tramp stamps became accessories, hell, even Sisqo made a song about you! But unfortunately you didn’t know when to stop and appreciate what you had and you let yourself get out of control. So now you’re just another piece of clothing stuck up someone’s ass. Way to f*ck that up!