75 search results for thong in 0.542 seconds.
Listen, I’m not going to lie to everyone. I love thongs. Love ’em. Me and Sisqo are on the same page there. In fact, like every other high school male I spent more time staring at whale tails than I did listening to the teacher. However, I have to admit they aren’t proper in public ladies so be alert.
You remember for like 4 days back in the 90’s that wearing your entire thong up over you pants and hips was cool? Yup, so apparently there are only 2 that didn’t get the message it was over. Oh well, we still get to play “Who Wears It Better?”
Alabama & Georgia
Wow, classy. I shall now dub this Who Wears It Better: Thongspotting edition, in honor of the movie Trainspotting, because I think I’d rather OD than keep staring at these whale tales. Thoughts?
Nevada & Ohio
I hope you’ve got your detective caps on because it’s time once again for you to decide if this whale tail owner is male of female. It’s a tough one, but I’m leaning towards female….or male…..or just killing myself. Leave your answer in the comments.