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09.02.

Afternoon Delight

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We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon lap dance. By the way, even if he was handicapped, why would you be dry humping in front of Walmart? I mean I get it, who doesn’t get a little bit aroused shopping for Hot Pockets? But some discretion is needed.

Illinois

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Afternoon Delight, 8.9 out of 10 based on 37 ratings 19 Comments Featured Creature  //  Illinois  //  Random
  • Tami R

    Looks like he’s strangling her.

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  • Steve

    It looks like he is choking her out

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  • Resin

    one word chloroform

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  • Amber

    like the kiddie rides out in front of wal mart…it is the adult version. OR she just needed fast cash to pay for some t.v. dinners and hot pockets and thought why not.

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  • immaterial

    I’d like to know how that story ended.

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  • angela

    lack of choosing to use common sense is what its called

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  • Ken

    Is this in Carbondale Illinois? I feel like I know that guy!! hahahaha

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  • Cygnus

    Looks like he’s got a senior citizen there. Maybe it was her wheelchair.

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  • Matt Coleman

    Noodles

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  • Aaron

    Woman: Good thing I wore a dress today, my last Walmart sexual encounter took way too much work.

    Guy: I knew this would work

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  • JB

    I didn’t know they made bovine wheel chairs….

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  • zahslinger

    I work with him. His name is Noodles. I’m fairly certain he owes me twenty bucks. Five Stars. Epic.

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  • Janie

    Hot Pockets don’t do anything for me. But if you give me a bag of Pizza Rolls, I’ll jump on that handicapped bandwagon. :p

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  • Bill

    It’s the infamous wheelchair rapist!

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  • Emma

    Are they having a dry hump or is he attempting to kidnap her? It’s hard to tell…

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  • Chris

    Did they ever find her body?

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  • P B

    GOD DAMMIT JIM, I’M A DOCTOR, NOT A ONE-FOOTED WHEELCHAIRED YOUNG-WOMEN-MUDERING HANDICAP PERSON.

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  • Joe

    Give up woman. You lost the last round of musical chairs!

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  • milkmandanxx

    That looks like a roofie-induced lapdance.

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