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09.18.

All Shook Up

That’s crazy, I was just thinking to myself that I’d love to hear a shitty impersonation of Elvis while I shop. Seriously though, it looks like you stole the worst outfit from a poorly dressed elderly woman that thinks she is still young. Who beads fringe? Who wears beads? Who wears fringe? You don’t even look like Elvis. Jesus man, you literally suck at everything.

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All Shook Up, 4.7 out of 10 based on 192 ratings 22 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Oklahoma  //  Walmart Fashion
  • notalenthack

    I wouldn’t walk into a port-a-pot looking like that…

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  • MM

    That’s not Elvis! That’s jesus h christ. He’s back! He’s back! commence Armageddon.

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  • verbatim

    made me laugh

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  • alita

    At least he’s trying. And I want his sunglasses.

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  • PPLWATCHER

    Well, after all, he IS the World’s Best Lollipop!

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  • Watertender

    Wise men say…. This Elvis looks so fake.

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  • Mm

    Fail…Jesus ‘s name isn’t a random exclamation…why can’t folks just respect it?

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  • Mm

    And people shouldn’t mock others by copying usernames. Fail.

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  • Cynic

    He’s more of an Elvis impersonator impersonator.

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  • Harley Rider

    You know he has to be good,he has a gig at WalMart.LMAO

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  • Smogzilla

    I voted for the old fat Elvis stamp

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  • Jen

    He’s using his microphone to ask shoppers, “Can anyone help me find the peanut butter and bananas?”

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  • signguy

    If that guy was smart I believe he would be performing behind a vegetable shield…

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  • signguy

    Probably an opening warm up act for an appearance by Romney… or that might even be Romney.

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  • eyesapoppin

    Maybe he’s just a lonely old misguided dude standing by the lollipop display hoping someone will mistake him for a lollipop and, well you know…

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  • Brian

    I think he’s wearing a bra, too…

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  • MM

    Y’all need to repent cuz I said so. I’m a bible thumper. jesus h christ peeple!

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  • verbatim

    Fundamentalist MM – we’ve all been copied at some point. Just pick another name…..

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  • Dan

    I’m pretty sure that’s a Roy Orbison impersonator, not Elvis. I’m not TOTALLY sure, though…

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  • loyce

    this was taken at the walmart where i live and umm yea i was there that day and i wanted to turn around and leave he stunk

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