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03.21.

Too Awesome

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I appreciate a good quality sign from a begger. You think he takes Bitcoin? I hope not actually. So what’s the best sign you’ve seen? Or do you keep your head down and walk really fast?

Colorado

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  • tami k

    I can appreciate a good sign and I would hand out a couple bucks here, especially since there is a pet involved.

    I know people are all down on enabling ‘beggars” but hey, it’s my money and I earned it and can do whatever i want with it. This guy doesn’t look like a drunk, and I want to make sure there is food for the dog.

    Also I keep dog cookies in my purse at all times so I have something for the doggy’s begging pot too.

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  • admiralbrown

    Honesty should be rewarded, although I’d rather give something to his dog. I hope the little guy is OK.

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  • lorelei

    A one-armed vet was outside our Walmart with a sign that said “Homeless vet, need a hand up” Had to give him 20 just for humor

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  • Ted C

    He even has a poor little dog. How sad.

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  • murphy

    How much you wanna bet he uses “medical” marijuana ?

    P.S. – This gimmick is getting old. There is a guy near here that is out everyday.
    He has his own apartment and does fairly well, he’s hardly destitute.

    And yet I see people give him money all the time

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  • Missy

    I feel bad for the dog.

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  • ItsMe

    saw one guy with about 4 others with signs. all had something about being hungry. His said “I’m honest. I just want beer money.” Gave him $5.

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  • paw

    these creeps get cute puppies for the sympathy ‘awwh’ factor to get more money; then toss them aside when theyre no longer cute puppies, and get another puppy.

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  • CanadianBelle

    I always think of it this way………..most of us are only a few paycheques away of possibly being in the same situation as this man.

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  • laurenorder

    i beg with my dog ( at the start of winter i had a “winter is coming” sign in spanish) and i swear my dog much more happier and healthier and well fed than most “housie” dogs! a lot of “normal peoples” dogs in my area just get chained up all day in the garden without any contact or affection

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  • laurenorder

    i beg with my dog ( at the start of winter i had a “winter is coming” sign in spanish) and i swear my dog much more happier and healthier and well fed than most “housie” dogs! a lot of “normal peoples” dogs in my area just get chained up all day in the garden without any contact or affection, it bums me out a lot, and i always appreciate people buying dog food or giving treats when im begging :) not all of us or drunks or junkies, despite my appearance!

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  • GT340

    Saw one at “4 Corners” in California.

    Oh why lie. I need a beer.

    Someone told me this same guy used to be in Las Vegas NV.

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  • awhiteguy

    similar to my sign,
    “I don’t have enough balls to steal and rob,
    but I have too much moral fiber to sell my ass”.

    And this reminds me on another sign I saw,
    “need money for beer, pot, and hooker.
    but atleast i’m not bull shittin’ you.”

    I think I feel worse for the dog.

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  • abe

    The dog is a prop ,he knows people will feel sorry for the little thing. That’s how these people operate. They’re lazy, not stupid.

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  • Jerry

    Well, You’re half right !

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  • Handlebar Said It

    So, all of you morons fell for this shit that they pull on you; The dog, to make you feel sad for it, the sign that you think is humorous, etc. They make more money than the average person who works hard for his, and guess what, they do not pay taxes on it! And they are a pain in the ass!

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  • Oogie

    If you understand bitcoin, you really don’t have a clue about the real world.

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  • Ben H.

    The best I’ve seen? “Show Yer Tits for a Free Moustache Ride!”

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  • Walljasper

    Too ugly to prostitute,
    too honest to steal

    and too lazy to get a job…any job.

    And besides, he’s already busy, pimping a dog.

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  • claude

    Too _____________ to work?

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