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Baby Wally

Ok, so here is a story I’m not even creative enough to make up. Here is a pleasant photo of a woman giving birth in Walmart on Black Friday (because that is where every pregnant lady needs to be). Turns out she named the baby Wally, which I like because it’s a mix between Willy the Pimp and Walmart. So ya just to recap: pregnant woman, Black Friday, baby Wally born. America.

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Baby Wally, 8.1 out of 10 based on 394 ratings 46 Comments California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Parenting  //  Random
  • Kimmi

    ‘Murica

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    When it came time she said “it ain’t the zoo……but it’ll do”

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  • bergerfry

    She was hoping Wal-Mart would give her a big fat free card full of cash for making her have the baby on the floor instead of on a counter.

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  • why?

    Part of the circle of life. I’m sure Wally was conceived in the store, too.

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  • The Last Universalist

    Given that the baby is named “Wally” I hope like heck it’s a boy.

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  • AssClown

    Odds are, it was conceived there too….

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  • anjilah

    I like how they have the Caution WetFloor stand out next to her! Way to stay safe WalMart!!

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  • TacticalTrout

    Can someone verify that this happened? I have scoured some news sources, but have not yet come up with anything to suggest that it actually happened. Links to a news source?

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  • Drinker

    “and Walmart you are not the father” said Maury Povich as he single-handedly dug little wally out

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  • bfresh

    I bet she still got her mobile phone.

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  • Badahbing

    Note the color. Nuff said

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  • kgitch

    Is that a cop coming through the door with a shopping cart that could care less about the lady laid out on the floor? Too funny.

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  • Moonwolf

    LUCKY HER…..she just won a free toaster for having a baby in the store. Of course with free year supply of Pop Tarts.

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  • girlwatcher

    I can’t say anything snarky. The poor woman has suffered enough giving birth in front of a bunch of Wally Creatures that just want to gawk at her stretched out vagina. NEW MOMMY: I say congratulations and I hope you’re both doing well.

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  • XJ

    Yeah, I’m not finding this story anywhere online. The only stories that came up were obviously not this one (One gave birth in the WalMart parking lot, and another lady gave birth in the bathroom, and neither are from California.)

    It would be interesting to know what REALLY happened here.

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  • mike reiley

    shoulda used a coat hanger

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  • PsychoKlown

    “Afterbirf” be dammed.

    I want my Obamaphone and big screen tv.

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  • Watertender

    Another Democrat comes to life. Watch her sue Walmart for something during this event.

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  • Joe

    Isn’t that Obama in the white shirt looking the other way?

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  • Jack

    I don’t see any news items either so my guess based on seeing the “Caution Wet Floor” pylon is that she slipped, everyone is watching her as she calls a lawyer and the cop is bringing in the cart to carry her big ass out the door.

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