So this one time I went into Walmart and there was an old guy handing out the carts. He asked me if I wanted one and I sarcastically said “No, I want a guy to walk behind me and carry my bags.”
The guy apparently didn’t know I wasnt for real and he actually had the cashier call over the speakers “John Peter to the front.” John Peter came to the front very excited and said “Yes sir, what do you need?”
“This lady here doesnt want a cart but she wants you to walk behind her and carry her items.” While all of this was going on, I was standing there cracking up. John said “Ma’am we dont offer that kind of service here, please take a cart and continue your shopping.”
When I left Walmart that day, the old man handing out the carts gave me a dirty look.
