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07.25.

Barefoot Contessa

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I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly I’m too disgusted to even try to come up with something, so I’ll let you guys give me the low-down on what may have taken place. Because there HAS to be a good reason to be barefoot in a Walmart bathroom…right?

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  • tonydadon

    Here’s my take on this. Somebody got their period or pooped themselves. The only reason to take your shoes off is to take your pants/ underwear off.
    The only reason to do that is if you soiled yourself. Since this is a ladies room, and she looks too old (and too young) to have pooped herself, I know from my wife that “Auntie Flo” can come on you with hardly any warning, so…….

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  • Cybrsk8r

    If my bare feet touched this floor, I’d go home and soak them in battery acid.

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  • CaptainCrankyDeux

    This whole picture isn’t right. Woman’s feet and mens shoes. Knowing the real story would be interesting.

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    • morticia.marina

      Those are very ugly homely women’s shoes. #dealwithit

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  • Stefanya

    What disturbs me: her car keys carelessly tossed onto a floor that is infamously synonymous with herpes type C, staff and yeast infections/VD. Hope you’re packing some Lysol.

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  • Cheech

    Well, I guess I should have flipped over in the tanning booth. Unfortunately I don’t have any more money so, this is the only way I could get the bottom of my feet to match the top of my feet with no cost to me. Thank you Wally World!

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  • Pam

    I just threw up in my mouth a little

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    • Sejanus

      LOL I was gonna say that..so I guess you kinda threw up in mine a little too..no wait…oh ffs…lol

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      • Turdbucket

        Where do people normally throw up? In their butt?

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        • Scott

          So witty, would it have sounded better if she said she threw up a in a little? The fact here is she didn’t throw up OUT of her mouth, but IN. Dumbass trying to be a smartass.

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  • Jen

    With the t.p. on the floor, looks like her aim for the toilet wasn’t too good either.

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  • F27182818

    Perhaps she used her socks for wiping after taking a dump in the parking lot?

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  • Popanator

    He is going swimming in Lake Michigan and he is putting on his swimsuit maybe.

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  • Darryl

    That’s not any creepier than someone taking a picture under the bathroom stall divider… Just sayin’.

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  • Alyssa

    To me, my thought would be that she’s getting changed… personally, I would NEVER let my bare feet or any other part of me touch a walmart floor bUT she doesn’t seem to have the same concerns……

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  • Donna Pelka Waldron

    no. Just.No.

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  • Carrieneffy

    I have made this mistake before as well. She is not wearing socks and is wearing hot leather shoes. Perhaps she needed to cool off and dry off her feet so they didn’t squish around inside the shoes. She has stepped in dirtier and has survived. She will survive this too.

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  • bergerfry

    Not to mention he probably picks his teeth with those car keys.

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  • Don Key

    Definitely shit it’s pants

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  • OmarAsher

    So my brother MUST be COMPLETELY naked when he sh1ts. Shoes included. So she is one of those people who HAS to be naked and uh-oh got turtle-head in the walmart.

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  • awhiteguy

    looks like this girl wants athlete’s foot

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  • mexico sucks

    This is what Obama is importing from mexico.

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