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03.20.

Bird Turds

Wow! If only there were some website that had a bunch of other idiots with birds on their shoulders in Walmart & constantly pointed out how unsanitary that is due to the inevitable situation where the bird will take a shit. Man, that type warning would have been helpful huh?

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Bird Turds, 8.0 out of 10 based on 25 ratings 50 Comments Animals  //  California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random
  • Eric

    I own a number of exotic birds, and some of them go with me everywhere. They are cleaner than most peoples kids and are fully potty trained!

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  • LadyVenom

    “pardon me sir, but you have a little shit on your shirt”

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  • Bob Hope’s Ghost

    door greeters should be fired on the spot for allowing people with pets in. Walmart sells food, both prepared and non. this is unsanitary. Plus, they have signs posted. It’s disgusting, especially people like this with animal crap all over themselves.

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  • Devi

    I know I am supposed to look at the bird but I am distracted by that girl’s hair and arm cellulite.

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  • Brandy

    well, it doesn’t help when you hanging out with ”The Penguin” from Batman Returns….

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  • Brandy

    well, it doesnt help when your hanging out with ”The Penguin” from Batman Returns…

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  • Kara

    Hahahaha! I wonder if it’s a service bird….

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  • mike reiley

    Exotic birds are wonderful ..deep fried with coocktail sauce

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  • yourekiddingmeright

    That’s so digusting…..

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  • jujubee

    Which piece of shit are you referring to? The small drip on his shit or the huge hairy lump on his other shoulder…yuck

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  • Toyfox

    @eric…well THIS one is obviously not potty trained! And my kids most certainly don’t carry lice and other parasites on them.

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  • Jodi

    I’m not really sure there’s a difference between people bringing their own bird in and the birds that routinely fly around in Walmart.

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  • Jodi

    Toyfox~These types of birds do not have lice or parasites. They are very clean and not at all like birds found in the wild and the ones that fly freely through Walmart.

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  • Me

    Um… You can’t actually potty train a bird. It’s physically impossible for them to “hold it” unless they have some sort of health problem.

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    Forget the bird shit………..the biggest piece of shit if following him.

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  • Jessie

    eewwww…

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  • noway

    I pepper sprayed a chics dog one time, she was carrying it around the produce section and it started barking at me, so I sprayed its face full…that really pissed people off, but I don’t want dogs anywhere near the food I’m going to buy. Walmart are shitheads for allowing people with animals in the store.

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  • Mac

    Maybe this is actually a photo of Eric and his exotics!

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  • Mac

    And birds are definitely not clean! Their feathers and dander are everywhere!

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  • Josie Tallent

    Actually I’d rather look at the Bird poop than have to look at the filthy bra strap…The Bird just missed his target… Can you say “TIDE”?

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