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10.04.

Blown Out Of Proportion

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Is that an air suit? If you’re just that big of a guy then I don’t want to be mean since you’ve clearly taken the effort to cover up and be cordial about not wearing a tube top and jorts. But that looks way to smooth not to be some sort of bubble boy parade float type of thing. My confusion scares me a little.

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Blown Out Of Proportion, 4.5 out of 10 based on 145 ratings 29 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Canuckguy

    This is an air tight suit well sealed at the wrists, ankles and neck. He has just been farting a lot. Very dangerous around open flames however.

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  • Jen

    He’s wearing a fart-protective suit that temporarily contains the fart to save others around you.

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  • Karla D

    Just came from The Willy Wonka Factory to get some Gas X.

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  • lv2ski

    Ok, seriously folks, after too long of looking at every picture on this FABULOUS sight; do you think any of these creatures recognize themselves? I often wonder if they do, have they decided to dress like normal people? I.E., Tax paying people with jobs, or do they sit around and gloat about it??? Mystified.

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  • Reggie

    “Ok, seriously folks, after too long of looking at every picture on this FABULOUS sight…”

    LV2SKI–The correct word is, “site”, not, “sight”.

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  • v54fred

    Look at the size of that head and feet. They can’t be blown up!!!

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  • GRAMMAR

    why stop there REGGIE?

    “I.E., Tax paying people with jobs…”

    “e.g., Tax paying people….

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  • Chistina

    ““Ok, seriously folks, after too long of looking at every picture on this FABULOUS sight…”

    LV2SKI–The correct word is, “site”, not, “sight”. ”

    Who cares, we get the point.

    Anyway, that picture is weird…can’t figure out what he’s wearing or why. Maybe it’s a medical thing of some sort..

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  • JayDubiii

    By the size of his head he’s a big mo fo .

    Bet she never lets him on top.

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  • Johnney Black

    That’s the fattest guy I ever seen, I think it’s all real because look at the size of his neck.

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  • CG

    Lets hope this is a custom and not his real life outfit.

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  • Barnacle Bill

    Oh, I thought that was fat assed Smurf…

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  • SoRabo Hoovze

    multi person reply: people that go to walmart dressed awkwardly are doing it on purpose to get on websites like this. half the time its their friends taking the picture ;P

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  • Shawn D

    I didn’t know Violet Beauregarde had a brother. Quick! Get him to the juicing room before he explodes! Damn! This always happens when we get to the blueberry pie part of the gum!

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  • Picklestink

    Willy Wonka’s love child.

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  • Reggie

    I just realized that this is a photo of NJ’s esteemed governor, Chris Christie, out on a shopping expedition with his wife. Doesn’t he look good now that he has slimmed down considerably?

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  • LadyAnne

    Well, now, I don’t know. What we have here is a fabulous sight on a very good site. And the caption should read “way too smooth”, if we’re going to get picky.

    However, he does resemble a blimp. The wrists and ankles are sealed, and there aren’t the creases at the knees and buttocks you’d expect if was *really* that fat. Next question is WHY?

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  • ABB

    Holy shit! How many acres of blue polar fleece did it take to make that? I thought I was fat but not anymore.

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  • dingus jonez

    REGGIE: Thanks for making yourself look like a tool. The grammar Nazi thing is old. A long time ago old. Just stop it!!!

    Anyways, to get back to business, looks like this guy farted in his pantsuit.

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  • Kev

    @ Reggie, it’s a fabulous site full of fabulous sights!

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