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Bumper Scooters

An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.

Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store management told cops that a group of intoxicated suspects were “playing ‘bumper cars’ with the handicap scooters in the store,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

A police sergeant contacted Christopher Butler, who appeared “very intoxicated.” Butler, pictured, admitted driving his 2004 Ford truck to the retailer after consuming “five to six beers.” A subsequent Breathalyzer recorded Butler’s blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08).

Butler’s fellow bumper car enthusiasts apparently escaped arrest.

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Bumper Scooters, 5.4 out of 10 based on 38 ratings 57 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Louisiana  //  Random
  • MATT DAHN

    Linda S of Staten Island’s kind of people

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  • MATT DAHN

    Linda S of Staten Island in 1958 says

    PICKME PICKME PICKME
    WOO WOO-WOO WOO-WOO

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  • MATT DAHN

    See Linda S, see how many people click the Dislike button when they see your ugly name YOU IDIOT

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  • MATT DAHN

    He had a nice mother but she chose a retarded dog over me to marry
    See the result…………………………..

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  • BlondeAphrodite

    hottest mughsot on here actually

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  • Cynic

    Looks like Rusty thought he was at WallyWorld park.

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  • MATT DAHN

    @BLONDEAPHRODITE

    So marry him and bring more retarded boys into the world

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  • commonsense

    I’m not sure how WM employees could tell , other than the time of day, I’ve had so many overweight ( I mena disabled) people rum into my ankles with those “entitlement rides” it’s not even funny. . .

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  • commonsense

    I thought this was a pic Linda S of Staten Islands’ pic of her new fiance. . . and was sur ethe comments were to be about her upcoming WM wedding. .

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  • commonsense

    How embarassing to be busted by WM. . .

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  • commonsense

    Rumor has it the others were seen driving down the highway at 3 mph looking for a place to “charge up” their new rides. . .

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  • commonsense

    Nothing’s worse than having to explain to the kids that “Santa won’t be coming this year” becase of something like this. . .

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  • commonsense

    I’ve had some crazed ideas while drunk , but driving drunk to WM at 2 a.m. to do this was never quite one of them . . .

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  • commonsense

    Multiple choice :
    a) he wasn’t caught in the shampoo aisle
    b) this isn’t his first arrest
    c) he didn’t make bail
    d) Mommy must be proud
    or, the Ever Popular :
    e) All of the Above

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  • commonsense

    So , at 2:30 in the a.m. was “store management” younger or older than this guy @ age 22 ?

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  • commonsense

    Hey, it’s Michael Douglas’ son ! ! ! (who just got 4 more years in prison) . .

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  • Debbie

    So I guess he’s on Santa’s naughty list.

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  • why

    PLEASE start blocking the comments of the loser who has nothing better to do with his life than rant about the intelligent woman who told him to crawl back into his hole!!!

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  • Not Illegal To Lie To Cops

    Cop: “Have you been drinking?”
    Tardo: “Yes”
    Cop: “Did you Drive Here?”
    Not So Tardo: “Nope!”

    They have to prove it was you, why admit it? Also, why go to walmart drunk lol.

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  • girl watcher

    raise the drinking age to 40.

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