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10.03.

Candy Is Dandy But Swine Is Fine!

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Wait what? I don’t even know what you’re protesting. I mean, I know what all three of those words mean, but I highly doubt someone in the Walton family is in a dark barn somewhere with jumper cables hooked up to some pig’s nipples. Sure they probably buy from factories that do it but to be fair, have you tasted bacon? I’d torture my mother if it meant delicious bacon could be enjoyed.

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  • scottallen

    the caption was your best one yet

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  • Jen

    Hey, stop calling the large shoppers pigs!

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  • Joemama

    “Protesters Torture Passersby!”

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  • tonydadon

    Somebody should pop their pig balloon……..

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  • exlax

    you should see how they exploit their employes

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  • Not A Real Person

    paid protesters for union twats, that is what this is.

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  • paw

    good for them – shove the truth in the faces of the filth that shops for the tortured, murdered remains of these loving, intelligent animals

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  • girlwatcher

    Are you kidding? We’ve all seen the pictures! They CATER TO PIGS!

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  • Lookit That

    If you think the pig thing is bad, you should see what they do to get milk from cows….or how they hurt innocent bacteria to make other foods….LOL

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  • adlyia

    I think I’ve made up my mind…. I’m going to have some “tortured, murdered remains of loving, intelligent creatures” on the grill for dinner tonight. Yummy!!

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  • loki

    the only pigs they torture are the ones who shop there!! It’s their fault.

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  • missy

    Maybe if the pigs would dress better we would not be making fun of them.

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  • Blah

    These protesters do not believe in eating their lovers.

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  • Shawn D

    I bet they’re going to meet at Famous Dave’s for lunch too.

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  • Picklestink

    Well to be honest….mistakes were made, but no fucks were given.

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  • Queina

    Did anybody but me notice they’re in a no parking zone?

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  • Barker62

    Wouldn’t mind porking a couple of the females if they’re decent looking……and take bath every week.

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  • Morgan

    Your caption is almost as offensive and ignorant as the walmart pigs, oh I mean people, on this website

    Since you obviously cannot empathize with anything beyond yourself, torturing pigs and other animals affects the quality of chemical composition of meat. I have experienced the taste of vegetarian fed and open air raised versus the farmer john shit and I could taste the difference. And believe or not, when an animal is sick and miserable the meat it produces is of poorer quality than free rage animals fed a vegetarian diet.

    Educate yourselves. And if you are too poor to buy the good stuff, at least you are aware and have the knowledge to make those decision when you can afford high quality food.

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  • icy the humor

    Right on, Morgan. There’s definitely a difference in the taste, quality, and nutritional value of meat that’s ethically and correctly raised and slaughtered. I NEVER buy meat at Walmart!

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  • Barry O.

    I think I saw that group at an Occupy BumF..k rally.

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