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09.07.

Caption Contest!

What’s up there Highlander? Simmer down on the presentation effect! But what I want to know is what’s really going on here? Maybe I’ll get a better idea if we have a caption contest!! Ahhhhh!!!! Whoooo! In my head I announce that shit like Oprah giving away free crap and you all love it. Anyway, make me proud. Funniest caption wins our new book People of Walmart: Of The People, By The People, For The People. Entries must be in by noon EST Monday.

Tennessee

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Caption Contest!, 3.2 out of 10 based on 182 ratings 224 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random  //  Tennessee
  • Slop Jar Magoo

    “Sure wish my melons were this big and soft”……”Want a sample”

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  • Craig Ferguson

    You Wanna Eat The Mellon or Me ?

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  • Ted

    “All hail the mighty muskmelon (and ignore my rectal vacuum)”

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  • Virgil

    “For my next trick, I’m going to.make this cantaloupe disappear!”
    The guy in front of her was pissed.

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  • Tiff

    Everyone, look at my melons!!!!!

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  • James Smith

    One melon to rule them all!!

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    Rating: +9 (from 35 votes)
  • MissM

    Hey Bubba…check out my melon!!

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  • Dorothy Crowe

    Quick! Someone Go LONG!

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    Rating: -5 (from 21 votes)
  • nichole

    Hey! I’m over here!!

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    Rating: -14 (from 14 votes)
  • Tracey

    I give you peace, liberty, and cantelope!!

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    Rating: -9 (from 21 votes)
  • Ashley

    YOLO

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  • lesscan

    I told you they were bigger than a handful!

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    Rating: -8 (from 20 votes)
  • Jada Wall

    Pulled it out of my ass, could you please put it back…?

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  • Jen

    Behold! Listeria-laden cantaloupe.

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  • Neecie

    It is I, Queen of the Melons with Count Alope, my one of many loyal subjects!

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  • Deby Lee

    My Melons are victorious!

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  • Jessica

    Wilsoooooonnnnnn!

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  • Rachel

    “This same cantaloupe, sir, was Sir Yorick’s cantaloupe.”

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  • Kevin Lee Smith

    Ex Olympic volleyball star right before top spin serves the mellon into customer service.

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  • Melissa Veltri

    Hmm.. no matter where I hold this cell phone, I don’t get any bars!

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