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02.21.

Caption Contest!

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I’d love to hear this conversation. If only I was a fly that probably frequently circles her nether regions I’d be able to hear what was being said. But, since I’m not, I’ll leave figuring out what was said to you guys in a CAPTION CONTEST!!!! Winner gets a copy of our 365 day calendar and for the rest of you that don’t win it, go buy it to make sure you’re not in it.

Hawaii

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Caption Contest!, 7.6 out of 10 based on 172 ratings 211 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Hawaii  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Matt Riggins

    “You’d bett’a tell dat foo to bring back my doughnut!”

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  • Goofy59

    “No, really officer the doughnuts just jumped off the shelf and into my mouth. I didn’t steal them”

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  • Ray

    Maam, what do you mean you did NOT steal that tire. I can SEE IT hanging out from under that top that is too short.

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  • Magan

    Cop: Ma’am you are in trouble for stealing a tarp
    Lady: Let me axe you a question does it loooook like I stole a tarp to you??
    Cop: Ma’am, isnt that what you are wearing as a skirt…?

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  • drm

    Hula Hoopty

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  • Ray

    Officer, I couldn’t help eating all the marshmallows, I’m big boneded.

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  • Amber

    …and then that b**** stole my waist.

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  • c_b_mazur

    Officer, You see them there donuts, Well I bet you I can beat you to it.

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  • Jeff

    “Photo bomb? Ain’t nobody got time for that”

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  • Chris

    Nicki Minaj before the Insanity workout…

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  • Ray

    Officer, what times do you get off work? You can slap me on the ass and ride the waves in.

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  • Marlie

    “But Officer, it was actually Ursala the sea witch! What’s that? You don’t believe that I’m the little mermaid?”

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  • Princess J

    “Wha’ had happen’d wuz I gotz too big tuh be uh Oompa Loompa and then Mr. Wonka jus’ drop me at the Wal-Martz and Iz been her-uh eva’ sinz.”

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  • Jammin J

    “Ossifer, it ain’t nuthin’ in there that says I can’t do something strange for a lil piece of change. I even axed the manager!”

    Lady in background (Manager): “Officer, could you guys move from in front of the store…she’s scaring the customers. Thanks!”

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  • Tina

    Lady : Just cause you wear a badge dont mean I aint gonna fight you for da last Donut..

    Cop: Just give me back the Donut Lady…

    Lady: Nuh uh Bacon, Its Creme Filled, Jus like me…

    Cop: Im going to have to site you for putting such a disturbing thought in my head…

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  • John

    ma’am i saw your kids stealing now im going to need them to come out from under your skirt

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  • Spinborn

    Female: Get in mah BELLAY!

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  • Peewee92003

    “Whatchu mean you’re arresting me for indecent exposure? You betta recognize!”

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  • verbatim

    “No, Rutherford, you have the date wrong for the symphony, It will be on Brahm’s birthday, May 7. The tuxes and gowns are ready, and the catering is going to be spectacular. I will be happy to see your lovely wife that evening! My husband will conduct a splendid concert, and yes, it is sold out. Join us for champagne after!”

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  • JOE RIVERS

    Hey Mr Oficer, wanna put my shit DUUTHEGER!

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