I feel like I should walk over and take a dump on the floor so that entire roll of toilet paper hanging out of your pants doesn’t go to waste…
Sweetie, there are a few aisles I’d recommend you visit before picking out your rice and soups.
You ever get so into your music you forgot you had headphones on in public and just started jamming out and singing like a fool? Yeah, we’ve all been there. You ever been so into you music you went to the bathroom in the bread aisle? If so, you should probably stop listening to music. Like forever.
I don’t think Chipotle-away is in that aisle.