What the hell you still shopping for? You can’t even mistake that for a tiny shart you ignored. Girl that’s a full on blow out. It looks more like your brown paints got white stains on them than the other way around! Go home.
Forget how they depicted it in Forrest Gump. That was the PG version of how “Shit Happens” really got started.
Here is where we find ourselves stuck between a rock and a hard place with a major life decision to see what kind of person you are. Do you (A) have the common decency to clean whatever fecal matter you dropped on the floor in the Walmart Bathroom to be courteous to others? Or (B) realize there is no amount of money someone could even pay you to touch that area of a Walmart bathrrom floor? See, that’s just a good interview question right there. HR departments take note.
Now this outfit is definitely brown and blue if you know what I mean!!!!