Ah yes, the embarrassing grab-n-go toilet paper situation. Am I the only one that is amazed at how long other people go without saying something to this lady? She clearly made it all the way to the front of the store with nobody saying a word.
I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly I’m too disgusted to even try to come up with something, so I’ll let you guys give me the low-down on what may have taken place. Because there HAS to be a good reason to be barefoot in a Walmart bathroom…right?
There are sooo many things that are wrong with this situation that I need to take a few steps back and just kind of compose myself.
I’m not quite sure if you accidentally got some TP stuck to your pants as you pulled them up or if you actually have an entire roll stuffed in the back there. That seems like a ton of TP!