Remember that dream you had where you were sitting in a mud slide? Yeaaah, that’s why we change before we go out in public.
To be fair, if I had hair like that I’d try whatever I could think of to shift your focus off of it.
You ever put some headphones on and forget others can still hear your fart? I feel like this is the ultimate encapsulation of when that happens.
What the literal f*ck is going on here? You just gonna piss all over the place like it’s cool with everyone? I hope you get a splinter in your coochie.