What the literal f*ck is going on here? You just gonna piss all over the place like it’s cool with everyone? I hope you get a splinter in your coochie.
What? She is just adding some natural fertilizer to her flowers.
I suppose if walking around with TP stuck to your butt isn’t bad enough you can always go for the upgraded model and walk around with shitty TP stuck to your butt. That way you look and smell funny.
Sharts happen. It’s a fact of life. That’s my PSA for the day. Feel free to use that quote on your tombstone or something, just make sure you cite me.