I was going to give this lady a bunch of crap but to be honest, this is kinda how I see all the Northern states right now so I’ll give her a pass.
Do people honestly not feel that grimy, shoebox-type paper on their ass when they stand up? Just the thought of that texture on my sensitive booty is what keeps me up at night in terror.
Turns out sagging your jeans doesn’t look good at any age.
Some guys like thigh gaps, some guys like thigh pads? Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Nope, not at all. No guys like tampons in the thighs.