You know they make something for that right? They are called diapers.
Someone grab me a ‘Slippery When Wet’ sign please. We’ve got a major lawsuit just waiting right here.
If you thought your terrible boots would distract us from your shitstain, you were right. But only temporarily.
Honestly, at this point I think sweatpants manufacturers should just design a piss stain right on the pants for all production moving forward. It will save a ton of time.