As my favorite play by play man Bob Ueker so eloquently put in the movie Major League: “Juuuuust a bit outside.”
You know, when you’re high on meth and imagine yourself in a nice, clean bathroom when in reality you are squatting in a Walmart parking lot. C’mon, we’ve all been there…
Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking.
I’d say I’m surprised, but clearly you don’t care enough to change your jammie pants before you leave the house so why should I expect you to check yourself after a good dump.