If you two just start twerking on each other you’ll solve everyone’s problems. Maybe not ours, but yours for sure.
It’s time to play “Guess That Bodily Fluid”! Is it sweat, piss or something else? Winner gets to sniff it!
I think I found a paint swatch to match you. It’s call Poo-rific!
Clearly someone isn’t going to be making the sharp-shooting team anytime soon. Not with
piss-poor poo-poor accuracy like that.