Aside from pointing out the obvious (that this looks incredibly stupid), how does one go about doing this? Do you put the fishnet on then purposefully rip holes? Because that seems like you are trying too hard not to fit in. Or did they rip in some sort of scenario where you are running through thorny bushes? Or were they ripped prior to you putting them on? Because that seems like it would be difficult to do with your feet and toes catching on all the holes…..may I suggest a sweatsuit?
Scotty’s on FIRE!
Do you REALLY think you are going to be needing those condoms there playboy? Unless you plan on practicing for the ‘big game’ with a toilet paper roll and some lunch meat, I recommend that you put it back on the shelf.
Due to bum farts, the air pressure under a bridge is much higher resulting in a greater possibility of huffing accidents…..The more you know.