I’m not sure if Walmart sells Life Alert, but I’m concerned about how this lady fell and can’t get up. My guess? With those sweet sweatpants, I’d bank on a bottle of vodka. What’s your guess?
What the hell you still shopping for? You can’t even mistake that for a tiny shart you ignored. Girl that’s a full on blow out. It looks more like your brown paints got white stains on them than the other way around! Go home.
Forget how they depicted it in Forrest Gump. That was the PG version of how “Shit Happens” really got started.
Here is where we find ourselves stuck between a rock and a hard place with a major life decision to see what kind of person you are. Do you (A) have the common decency to clean whatever fecal matter you dropped on the floor in the Walmart Bathroom to be courteous to others? Or (B) realize there is no amount of money someone could even pay you to touch that area of a Walmart bathrrom floor? See, that’s just a good interview question right there. HR departments take note.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.