Didn’t quite make it, not even trying to fake it. That’s how bad it must be telling his lady friend he doesn’t want to shop with her. The fear that must be inside him. Chilling.
Just another Public Service Announcement to remind everyone to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
RedBum RedBum….See, so much more terrifying than redrum.
Just a big ol’ pile of horse dookie in the middle of Walmart. Nice going Iowa, you were doing a great job of flying under the radar but you just had to go on and screw up. Looking like a bunch of horses asses now huh? Figuratively and literally.