Because you would rather look like this than go bare ass on a Walmart toilet seat…
Sometimes I think it would be nice to just go whenever and wherever. But then I think about that rubber tube going into my peehole and wince like a little bitch.
I feel like I should walk over and take a dump on the floor so that entire roll of toilet paper hanging out of your pants doesn’t go to waste…
Sweetie, there are a few aisles I’d recommend you visit before picking out your rice and soups.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.