Just a big ol’ pile of horse dookie in the middle of Walmart. Nice going Iowa, you were doing a great job of flying under the radar but you just had to go on and screw up. Looking like a bunch of horses asses now huh? Figuratively and literally.
Pick your poison. Like literally. That’s toxins leaving your body people. See, we educate around here too.
I’m not sure if Walmart sells Life Alert, but I’m concerned about how this lady fell and can’t get up. My guess? With those sweet sweatpants, I’d bank on a bottle of vodka. What’s your guess?
What the hell you still shopping for? You can’t even mistake that for a tiny shart you ignored. Girl that’s a full on blow out. It looks more like your brown paints got white stains on them than the other way around! Go home.