December 24th, 2012
Seems like the most inefficient Santa ever. Good luck delivering all those presents in one night on that thing.
December 14th, 2012
You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monkey genitals all up on your face!
November 21st, 2012
To answer your question in the simplest form: Hell yes I’m ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow! Seriously though, do people still pick out, kill and cook their own bird? I thought I was on top of my game by deep frying a turkey, but these dudes take it to a whole new level.