When monkey business is the family business good luck getting your child not to fling his poop.
What is this, The Emperor’s New Groove here? You gotta cart your goat around in his chariot?
I’m not sure what Wild West Walmart you think you’re at, but I highly doubt they allow horses in their store. Can you get a D.U.I. on a horse? I hope so.
1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for 13 hours?!?!?! Employee shifts don’t even last that long! What takes 13hrs?!?!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.