Wow! I’m honestly surprised you have survived this long after giving your man-card away.
I see you’re trying to “goat” me into an overreaction for having an animal in Walmart unnecessarily. Well it’s not going to work.
Purple – now the official color of “crazy lonely”! For real, that’s less adorable and more kinda sad.
I’m gonna start feeding that bird some Taco Bell so you get some serious shit on your back. Maybe even blow some holes through your shirt. Stop bringing your stupid birds into Walmart. Thank you.