June 17th, 2010
The level of hatred I have for dressing up your dog is overwhelming, but it doesn’t come close to the level of anger I have for people who poorly dress up their dogs. If you are going to do it, make me laugh, or don’t do it.
June 8th, 2010
You aren’t Jimmy Buffett and this isn’t Margaritaville….get the f***in’ bird out of here!
June 3rd, 2010
He is taking back that filet of fish.