September 11th, 2010
I gave the dog a blue mohawk because I’d never seen a dog with a blue mohawk before and I wanted to see one. - Well, I think it’s an excellent dog with a blue mohawk. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
August 28th, 2010
What? I like to get Monty out of the house and let him exercise and get fresh air from time to time; maybe do something cool like feed him a mouse in front of a kid or put him on my shoulders and walk around or…or…uhhh…uhhh I got nothing. I don’t know what else you do with a big snake.
August 17th, 2010
I’d like to come up with a witty caption here but I’m literally choking on all this loneliness.