It DOES look like the monkey has been photoshopped into the picture, but if you are a frequent visitor of the site, you have seen about 9 other little banana-eaters in Walmart so there is nothing strange about this situation to you.
Usually when someone in public asks if I want to touch their lizard, I run as fast as I can.
What the H? Are the two of you some uncredited nameless seadogs in a pirate movie? It’s either that or by the looks of it, you two might be breeding raccoons for consumption.
You know what looks more badass than a dog in a papoose? Everything. F*cking everything! Everyone by now should know my stance on animals in Walmart, but if you are going to be a douche and bring little FooFoo in, let her walk on her own, it’s not her fault nobody wanted to make a baby with you.