Son of a bee sting lady! Why are you trying to test me? Everyone knows that I’m not a fan of any type of animal (besides service animals) inside of Walmart, but you insist on testing me about it dammit. “Oh, I have an idea, let’s see how angry & torn he gets when we take an old lady and have her hold a young puppy in her shirt embodying all that is good and pure about the circle of life.” – Not cool people, not cool.
Looks like we got ourselves a couple of sneaky snakes around here. Damn you two are hella cool. Oh, my bad I mistyped that. What I meant to say is you two are hella f*cking weird and I’d appreciate if you kept your distance.
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Sometimes being a crazy cat lady is too mainstream, I get that. Way to think outside the box. It’s very creepy lady from Home Alone 2 of you.
What’s worse than having a monkey at Walmart? Having an ugly monkey that also seems like a dick at Walmart. Seriously, cuteness goes a long way with animals, but when your ugly monkey is sticking it’s tongue out I just want to punch it.