Animals
December 8th, 2009
Who Flung Poo?

She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing.
Oklahoma
December 6th, 2009
Caged Heat

I challenge you to think of a better animal to put in the back of a better ride. It can’t be done, so don’t waste your time.
Arkansas
November 15th, 2009
Did You Bring Me A Monkey?

Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I feel the latter is more appropriate.
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