Did we start something the other day by allowing cast members of Duck Dynasty in Walmart? Everyone knows my stance on animals in Walmart so I guess after ‘duck, duck’ that makes me the goose, huh?
Well I mean, clearly if the monkey is wearing a shirt and sitting in a cart it thinks it’s human and should be treated as such. You know, or we could go with the other option and treat it like a f*cking animal, which it is, and not have it just casually chillin’ out at Walmart like it belongs. One of the two options is fine.
I don’t even know what to say here. Probably because I don’t know where to start. You have a full grown dog in your cart and that’s not even the oddest thing about you. I’m gonna go lie down before I hurt myself thinking about all of whatever this is that’s going on.
You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!