Insert obvious cock joke here.
Paris Hilton gets to carry her dog around because it fits in her purse, so why can’t I bring my dog with me too?
I gave the dog a blue mohawk because I’d never seen a dog with a blue mohawk before and I wanted to see one. – Well, I think it’s an excellent dog with a blue mohawk. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
What? I like to get Monty out of the house and let him exercise and get fresh air from time to time; maybe do something cool like feed him a mouse in front of a kid or put him on my shoulders and walk around or…or…uhhh…uhhh I got nothing. I don’t know what else you do with a big snake.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.