Seems like the most inefficient Santa ever. Good luck delivering all those presents in one night on that thing.
You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monkey genitals all up on your face!
To answer your question in the simplest form: Hell yes I’m ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow! Seriously though, do people still pick out, kill and cook their own bird? I thought I was on top of my game by deep frying a turkey, but these dudes take it to a whole new level.
Nothing to see here. Just two wolf-like creatures escorting this fine lady like a ancient warrior princess. Please feel free to insert your Game of Thrones ‘Winter Is Coming’ meme references here.