It’s like Toddlers and Tiaras but with dogs, so it’s much sadder for me because I like dogs more than I like toddlers.
Is it sad that I’m less pissed off at the fact that you have a tiny donkey with you at the checkout than I am that you are using a coin purse? God I hate waiting in line for someone to fish out 47 cents! I would literally rather be kicked in the face by a donkey.
Raise your pet raccoon if you are the loneliest person in the world.
Let’s see here: (1) preggos (2) belly-paint (3) chihuahua (4) Bud Light…it’s like Paris Hilton meets a tailgate party for a Jeff Foxworthy show.