If you’ve come to this website before you know I can’t stand stinky ass monkeys hanging out where I shop for food. Then, you are probably assuming this evil looking mofo has me to the point of boiling over, but surprisingly, no. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate filthy monkeys where I shop, but for some reason this one doesn’t piss me off as much and the only reason I can think of is I’m waiting in anticipation for him to sprout wings and fly around like those monkey in Wizard of Oz….but he probably won’t so get him out of the damn store!
I see a goat and I see gasoline…what I don’t see is this ending well for that goat.
I’ll tell you what, I don’t know how many roadrunners you’ll be able to catch with that thing but I know for a fact you’ll be luring in more women than you know what to do with!
Oh, you put your little evil disease machine in a diaper, that makes everything cool. Please don’t worry about that furry ball of hate biting someone.