You see, what you’ve done is you have captured me in a dilemma here. I really wanna scream out in anger and curiosity as to why you have a f*cking goat in your car, but at the same time unlike most idiots, you’ve left your goat in the car rather than bring him in the store with you. So, in the spirit of fair play today, you shall pass.
“Oh what’s that? Your scarf is made out of cashmere? That’s cute.”
I watch enough shows like Swamp People and Billy the Exterminator to know that we have probably just discovered the next big reality TV star…and his opossum. But what I don’t know is what they are going to call the show, luckily for me I have you guys to help us out.
Oh Valentine’s Day, that wonderful time of year where you spend time with someone or in this case something you love. I mean, most men end up being rats anyway, right ladies? Right? I said am I right ladies?!?!